After writing the four giants into the Danmei article

White-eyed wolf Gu Jue is typing.

He encountered a rare difficulty.

In order to increase the fashion value, he set Feng Yejing, the protagonist of "The Chief of Staff", as an ultra-rare snake, which is also a unique purple flower python in this era.The purple flower python is covered with deep purple scales, has golden upside-down eyes and a large mouth, and a circle of bright yellow ring lines near the head, which is considered by experts to be a warning color, and the tail is like a rattlesnake with shedding skin Horny rings accumulated.When Gu Jue saw it for the first time, what he thought of was not how dangerous it was, but...

It's you!

Abbey!

It actually looks like a Pokémon.

Due to its rarity, there is not much information available on the starnet. We only know that this is a low-toxic snake. Most of the killing methods are to wrap around the prey at a speed that does not match the body shape, slowly tighten it, and squeeze out the prey. The oxygen in the body allows the prey to suffocate to death in despair.

Even if it senses that the prey's heart has stopped beating, the purple flower python will not stop squeezing, so the internal organs of the prey will be crushed to pieces after the prey dies. It can be seen that it is a dangerous and cruel carnivorous animal.

It's a pity that when Gu Jue found this description, only an unscrupulous barrage popped up in his mind——

Horny.

It's too suitable for this and that.

That's why it was chosen by Gu Jue as a scumbag, with many tricks.

But the problem is that the purple flower python has a strong personality and high vigilance, and the female snake hides in a hiding place after pregnancy.If caught by humans, they will go on a hunger strike and commit suicide. As long as they don’t control them immediately, the pregnant female snakes will choose to wriggle and viscera, crush the fertilized eggs in the body, digest them by themselves, and there will be no residue left .

Due to the high drug resistance of the purple flower python, the current anesthetics take time to take effect, and none of them can prevent the female snake from killing the fetus.In addition, it has no medicinal value, is not good-looking, is terribly fierce, and is not endangered. No scientific research team has made great efforts to capture them and engage in their breeding work.

So here comes the question, what are the eggs of the purple flower python?

What traits does pregnancy cause?

Gu Jue quickly read all the entries related to the purple flower python, but couldn't find the information he wanted.Of course, it would be easy to write according to ordinary snakes, and he is also a foolish writer with decent details.

It's just that those who are creative, there is nothing strange about it.

Gu Jue competed with this detail.

But this matter doesn't mean that it can be solved by working hard. He was stuck at this point of the plot and couldn't start writing, so he decided to do something else to improve his mood.He hesitated for a second between going to "Fantasy Online" to bully goblins and finding someone to complain. When he saw that [Looking for Nilin]'s profile picture was lit up and his status was online, he chose the latter.

Although his mouth is clumsy and dull, Rin-san is an excellent listener.

Because he has nothing to say at all, he can only listen.

Shuangyu: "Are you there? Brother, talk to me."

After seeing the news from Shuangyu, the Generalissimo, who was doing one-handed push-ups in the gravity training room, slammed his powerful tail on the ground, using the reaction force to straighten his body and stand up straight.The strong muscles that have just been exercised pulsate with the breath of the dragon. There are no exaggerated lines, but the power hidden in them can be easily seen.

His deep eyes flashed, and Gu Jing Wubo's heart rippled.

Shuangyu rarely took the initiative to find him.

...No, or rather, not at all.

This cry made his thin lips curl up slightly.

Grand Marshal: "Yes. Okay, tell me."

Shuangyu: ""The Chief of Staff", I remember you chasing after the serialization without a chapter. Feng Yejing's setting is a purple flower python, but I can't find any reference materials for this kind of snake's birth. The plot is stuck and I can't write it. , got mad."

Ah!

The Generalissimo gave advice based on his experience in reading novels: "Isn't it good to skip it? Just let the reader know that you are pregnant, and you don't need to write too detailed."

It is impossible for a writer to have in-depth experience in every industry when he writes about all kinds of life.Of course, readers with practical experience will have a better reading experience, but the Generalissimo understands that the author should not be too demanding, as long as he has the heart of this textual research, it will be very good, and the most important thing is the plot itself.

Shuangyu's reaction was more intense than he expected.

"Ah, you don't understand the essence of the birth story!" Shuangyu emphasized: "The essence of the birth story is to watch the protagonist's embarrassment during pregnancy, the animal nature exposed during the heterogeneous pregnancy, after moderate artistic exaggeration, to see the man's pregnancy itself Just fun!"

Shuangyu wanted to add face-saving: "And my writing attitude is very serious." Even fruit juice with only one-tenth of the orange content can call itself orange juice. Of course he, Gu Xiaojue, can be a serious writer, mixed with dog blood kind of.

……

In the interstellar age, male pregnancy is not uncommon.

Even heterosexual women may choose to impregnate their husbands if their careers are on the rise.Men with poorer conditions in the blind date market want to increase their competitiveness, and one of the bonus points is their willingness to bear the responsibility of childbearing.

But in the face of the wolf-tiger logic of "watching a man get pregnant = fun", the Generalissimo was still shocked.

However, it is more of admiration.

As expected of Shuangyu, the creative attitude is serious and responsible.

Because he likes Shuangyu's works, the Generalissimo is especially willing to believe what he said.

People's hearts are inherently biased, and fairness is the quality that needs to be learned the day after tomorrow. The more inexperienced a person is, the less he knows how to balance the love in his heart. Once he identifies a person, he can't help but post good entries on him body.

I think Shuangyu is a rare and excellent writer who is aggressive and gentle.

The Generalissimo softened his heart: "Are you very troubled by this matter?"

"Of course," Shuangyu sent a tearful cathead: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

And just like Weibo forwarding a long string of "hahahahaha", in front of the computer is mostly an expressionless and indifferent face, Gu Jue is hesitating between strawberry milkshake-flavored lollipops and mint cigarettes, There wasn't a single tear in the corner of his eye, let alone blind from crying.

However, the Generalissimo doesn't do much research on Zhibo.

He doesn't even know the saying "Xingwang rushes to the Milky Way".

Shuangyu said that she was about to go blind from crying, which shows that the situation is serious.

"Don't be in a hurry," the Generalissimo slowed down his tone, like coaxing a fussy child, "Take a warm towel and wipe your eyes, and control the intensity, otherwise your eyes will hurt even more."

If the soldiers of the empire under his command saw the Generalissimo talking like this, they would immediately report to their superiors—something is not good, the account of the Generalissimo has been hacked!Cry hard and wipe gently with a warm towel?Where did the delicate young master come from, and he still needs to be coaxed by the marshal. There is no such good thing in the army. He has to cry and hide. After crying enough, he continues to practice. If he has time to cry, it is better to do another set of training.

Shuangyu: "..."

Shuangyu: "I'm not crying, I'm just joking."

Seeing his denial, the Generalissimo decided that he was unhappy.

He obviously encountered setbacks at work, but he was still afraid that he was worried, so he pretended to be strong and denied it. Duan Xiuye ​​sighed secretly, his heart was filled with emotions that he didn't know how to describe, sour and soft, and he really wanted to be nice to him.

This kind of emotion called "pity and distress" is the most unfamiliar to Duan Xiuye.

His sisters are all irritable and tyrannical red dragons, natural berserkers, being injured will never make them cry, but will be completely enraged, and they will launch a storm-like offensive regardless of the sound of the enemy's bones breaking For sweet songs.He treats them like treasures, but the Duan family's education policy is also to fight back if they are provoked. Unless it is an enemy who has leapfrogged too much, there is no reason to call my brother. If he insists on intervening, he will be sprayed with dissatisfaction. Dragon Burn.

To make him smile again.

This idea swelled up in Duan Xiuye's heart and filled his whole heart.

Grand Marshal: "I will help you solve this problem. Although the purple flower python is rare, I happen to know a friend whose awakened body is the purple flower python. I can ask him for advice. If you have any details you want to know, just ask me .”

When the word "friend" came out of his mouth, the Generalissimo inevitably felt guilty.

After all, the relationship between him and "that" is really not harmonious...

"Really?" Shuangyu quickly sent a reply, full of surprises between the lines: "Then please!!"

……

What is guilty conscience?

Impossible to be guilty!

He and the chief of staff are good brothers who have a super good relationship and talk about everything!

Shuangyu: "Then I will list the questions I want to ask you."

Grand Marshal: "Yes."

Soon, the pair sent a super long list.

1. What do purple flower python eggs look like?

2. How long does it take to incubate? Is there anything special about it?

The first two questions were pretty normal.

3. I heard that the purple flower python is a male that can conceive. Have you ever heard about the feeling of pregnancy?

4. Will the X period stop after pregnancy?

5. After pregnancy, how big will the egg support the abdomen?

The more you pull down, the hotter your eyes will be.

The last 20 articles are the content written by the author that will be locked.

1 minute ago, the Generalissimo was mentally prepared. No matter what shocking question Shuangyu asked, he must find a way to answer it. This is to pave the way for him to create better works, and it is the responsibility of a loyal reader. It's definitely not selfish to spoil him, so spoiled that he sold his colleagues.

One minute later, facing more and more indescribable content, the Grand Marshal's mental preparations faltered a bit.

Send this list to the Chief of Staff, will he kill him?

While hesitating, as if afraid that he would refuse, Shuangyu sent a new message: "I've tidied it up, thank you very much, originally Kawenka was going to die, I didn't expect you to be so knowledgeable and talented."

This is Gu Jue's habit of walking in the rivers and lakes.

When asking for help, you have to look like you are asking for help. Rainbow has a lot of fart, and you can't put on a high-level airs, and talk about other rewards after praising people for comfort.Many times, a friend does not ask for anything in return for helping him. If he can help and show his gratitude, it has actually exceeded the psychological expectations of the other party.

The Generalissimo did not intend to ask for anything in return.

Since he proposed to meet up last time, Shuangyu talked to him, even if the chat was happy, she consciously kept a distance and would not be too close.It's rare to hear him praise himself intimately once, this misty soup hits the heart, and it's hard to get off the tiger in an instant.

I want him to trust him more and rely on him more.

Even if you're just a netizen now...

Just ask!

The Generalissimo was worried, and felt that he wanted something from others, and it was not polite to say it on the Internet. It happened that His Majesty summoned him to the palace, and that workaholic was probably also in the palace, so he decided to tell him face to face.

Grand Marshal: "By the way, Shuangyu, you care so much about the protagonist's pregnancy, do you like this kind of plot very much?"

Shuangyu: "I like it!"

Easy to write, good word count, and readers love to read it.

Grand Marshal: "Well, good."

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Duan Xiuye ​​guessed right.

After meeting His Majesty, before leaving, he inquired where the Chief of Staff was. The secretary next to His Majesty immediately pointed out knowingly that Mr. Si was working in the side hall.It is said to be a side hall, after all, it is produced by the royal family, and its size is not much different from a high-end luxury apartment.

When he was extremely busy at work, Si Lingyun simply didn't go home to sleep, but slept in a side hall of the palace with the lights always on.

The emperor has slightly curly soft black hair. His appearance is exquisite and beautiful, resembling a young man. His light-colored lips are like rose petals carefully served in a greenhouse, revealing the arrogance accumulated over dozens of generations. The unique lighting in the main hall makes the natural light just right. Scattered on the top of his hair, fused with a golden edge, making it almost divine, like an icon in a church, people dare to look at it from a distance and dare not get close.

"You actually talk to Ling Yun,"

It's really surprising. His Majesty, who usually sees his courtiers racing against time, rarely said a few off-topic words, raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "Don't fight in the side hall, he can't beat you."

This is the truth.

"My relationship with the chief of staff is not as bad as His Majesty thinks."

As a high-ranking marshal, Duan Xiuye ​​has the privilege of not kneeling when meeting.

What's more, when His Majesty was still a prince, we were friends who had fun together.Speaking of it, he and His Majesty have known each other far longer than His Majesty has known Si Lingyun, but the two just hit each other inexplicably, so it's hard to tell.

Duke Feng rudely characterized it as "friendship with overtime sickness".

"But it certainly wasn't that good."

Hooking his lips, His Majesty waved his hand: "Go."

Duan Xiuye ​​nodded, not only didn't leave by praising the emperor, but also walked fast with his long legs.

This kind of behavior, which is quite rude in the eyes of other imperial countries, is a rule after His Majesty got angry many times.The emperor's daily work schedule is too tight, and the time given for each meeting is accurate to the second. The sooner the better, the better. Talking nonsense in front of overtime workaholics is the biggest faux pas.

Arriving at the side hall, I saw Si Lingyun, the Chief of Staff, who was buried in the documents.

"chief of staff,"

Duan Xiuye ​​raised his voice.

He paused for a moment, then felt that calling him that way was too unfamiliar, so he imitated His Majesty's name and called him: "Ling Yun."

The secretary who led the Grand Marshal in almost couldn't hold back the polite smile on his face.

Si Lingyun lost control of his strength and drew a long oblique mark on the report.Thanks to the prosperity of science and technology, he moved his mind slightly, and the traces he scratched disappeared immediately on the paper.He looked up: "Who taught you a new way to respond to me?"

"You misunderstood." Duan Xiuye ​​took a light breath, his expression solemn: "I have something to talk to you alone."

The secretary looked at Si Lingyun.

Si Lingyun nodded and signaled the secretary to go out first.

Although he and the Generalissimo didn't talk much, but Duan Xiuye ​​is more serious and pragmatic than Feng Qing. Feng Qing's flamboyant intestines still make him suffer from intensive phobia and make his scalp numb just by meeting him, but this is the pinnacle of imperial power. Among the four, only Duke Feng's communication skills can be called outstanding, and he just left the teacher halfway.

The temperament steeped in the top aristocratic family since childhood, can't deceive anyone with his gestures.

Thinking of this, Si Lingyun's eyes darkened.

"Now there are only two of us left, just tell me what you have, I have 10 minutes to call you, remember to make an appointment in advance next time."

His schedule is only slightly more free than His Majesty's.

If it wasn't for the Generalissimo who came, there was no rush without an appointment, and he was politely invited out by the secretary before seeing him.

Si Lingyun raised his eyebrows lightly, a little interested in what the marshal wanted to ask him for.

This interest rose from three points to ten points after seeing Duan Xiuye's embarrassment.

What is it that makes the Generalissimo anxious?

Most of them are asking for him.

After thinking of this, Si Lingyun was immediately filled with a sense of superiority. Thinking that he had taken the initiative to take the responsibility of contacting Xingyuan Medical Doctor for himself, he couldn't help softening his tone: "I have been a colleague for so many years, what can't I say? Answer or not?" You and I think about it again, don't dawdle and waste everyone's time."

He said it bluntly, but he had already thought about it in his heart.

It's rare for Duan Xiuye ​​to beg him, as long as it's not too much, breaking the law and discipline, he will agree to him!

"Excuse me," Duan Xiuye ​​said as if he had made up his mind, "Can you describe your egg?"

...

……

The expression on Si Lingyun's face froze.

An embarrassing silence permeated the side hall.

Once you opened your mouth, the following questions became smoother, and Duan Xiuye ​​continued to ask: "How long did it take you to hatch before breaking the shell? Is there anything special about it?"

Si Lingyun opened his mouth.

I didn't organize the language well for a while, and didn't know how to say it.

He vacillated between the generalissimo's star core rampage, his brain burnt out due to illness, and his terminal illness affecting his hearing.

Si Lingyun's silence was a disguised affirmation of Duan Xiuye.

He came for academics, why should he be ashamed?

He has the most pure and serious heart to learn!

"I heard that the purple flower python has a male physique that can conceive. Have you ever learned how it feels when you are pregnant?"

This question was boldly starred by Shuangyu Gaoliang. It can be seen that it is a very important key to the plot. Duan Xiuye ​​is also eager to get an answer. Starlight flashes in his eyes, and his gaze towards the chief of staff is also extraordinarily bright and fiery.This is the first time Si Lingyun has seen the cold and iron-blooded Generalissimo showing such enthusiasm, even the coldest ice will melt under his gaze.

This is not enough.

Duan Xiuye ​​took a step forward, and the aura of the superior who belonged to the evil dragon was like an invisible wave, slapping him violently.

"Your answer means a lot to me."

His words were earnest and his tone cautious.

After all, he wanted to give Shuangyu an answer, and he had already promised him and accepted his compliment.No matter what, Duan Xiuye ​​didn't want to see a disappointed look on his face that was most suitable for a smile.

The upright Generalissimo didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said.

On the other hand, Si Lingyun's soft and handsome face, from the faint smile showing a sense of superiority to the ease with ease, froze into a dramatic mask, and after hearing these words, the mask instantly peeled off, and his face flushed: "...Duan Xiuye, you You must be sick!!!"

After being scolded at the head, Duan Xiuye's face was full of bewilderment.

Si Lingyun took three steps back, and said vigilantly, "I'm not interested in men, please keep your distance, you want to get pregnant and find someone else, I'm too busy to get sick and I don't have time, and I'm still pregnant!"

Overtime dogs are not worthy of pregnancy.

Like His Majesty, he only wants to have a relationship with work.

His Majesty said back then, 'My lover is the Empire. 'It moved him so much, it was different from a creature like the Generalissimo who wanted to make people pregnant.

Si Lingyun pointed out the problem in one sentence.

As if Duan Xiuye ​​had been hit with a sap, he also took three steps back.

Keep a full six steps away before the dialogue can continue.

Duan Xiuye: "I don't want you to get pregnant!"

Si Lingyun refused to let go of his vigilance: "Then why are you asking this!?"

Although under the eyes of the emperor, even the generalissimo could not do anything illegal, but he just sent his secretary out to avoid it, and only he and the marshal were left in the side hall. I'm afraid he can be subdued within five seconds.

"I think the books you read are strange,"

Si Lingyun is already on full alert: "It's full of stories about the protagonist being forced to have sex against his will, and both of them are about same-sex pregnancies. Do you have the same idea!?"

Duan Xiuye ​​turned from embarrassment to annoyance, and was slightly unhappy: "You can say me, don't insult Shuangyu's book."

Although, Shuangyu seems to really like this kind of overbearing forced love.

But in front of others, he would not say a word.

Si Lingyun: "The content inside is just abnormal!"

In fact, you are not wrong.

If the moral standard is higher, people who seldom watch virtual works on weekdays are likely to be overwhelmed by the blood inside and cover their faces in surprise.

Duan Xiuye ​​frowned: "Didn't you read it too? I saw your comments in the comment section of every chapter."

This sentence also makes sense.

Si Lingyun not only read it, but also studied it carefully, reviewing it over and over again, so that he could recite some key plots after watching it.

During the breathless argument, the two fell into a brief silence of "big brother, don't talk about second brother".After a while, Duan Xiuye ​​remembered that he was still burdened with the heavy responsibility of looking for information, so he explained: "The breeding information of purple flower python is very rare, and I can't find it on the star network, so I want to come to ask you personally."

It's just that the method was not only used wrong, but also scared the chief of staff.

Si Lingyun raised his eyebrows suspiciously: "It's really just like that?"

"It's absolutely true," Duan Xiuye ​​swore by raising his hand, and then comforted him: "Fiction is an artistic creation, and it cannot be confused with reality. Based on what you know about me, will I do the behavior you are worried about?"

Si Lingyun pursed his lips and eased his expression: "...No."

Duan Xiuye: "What I'm thinking is, since you have something to ask for advice, you'd better say it in person. If you're worried, I'll go back right away. It's the same with you on Xingwang."

For the sake of this matter, the Generalissimo put the steps so well that Si Lingyun couldn't stand the thorns on his back anymore.He lowered his eyelids, gestured for him to sit down and said, and poured him a pot of hot tea that filled the hall.

As soon as Duan Xiuye ​​smelled the tea, he knew that the other party intended to apologize.

After all, with the stinginess of the chief of staff, it is 12 points of pain for him to serve him with good tea in private conversation.

"You tell me what you want to ask, and I will sort it out for you in one go."

Si Lingyun clicked on the desktop terminal, intending to write down the question he asked.

He felt a little guilty for maliciously speculating on the generalissimo.

Apologetic, he was naturally too embarrassed to ask further questions, and he only expressed his apology by saying everything he knew and saying endlessly.

He was just muttering in his heart, he didn't know why he was asking these questions, the purple flower python was not an expensive race, and he was never proud of it, but it was rare for someone to specifically ask these questions.

The author has something to say: Go back to what I asked earlier

There is no sub-cp in this book, I have no idea about the attack and receiving attributes of these supporting characters, just treat them as human beings.There is no childbirth plot in the main text, and there is no extraneous life inside the body, so I can't write this kind of thing. [Even a juice with only one-tenth of the orange content can call itself orange juice] There should be a sentence in the back [as long as the beauty camera has [-]% like yourself, you are yourself] from the Internet, I don’t know where it came from .My Lover Is The Country is playing Conan's meme