"Why did you form a group? Are you familiar with it?"
Gu Jue was a little surprised.
He glanced at Baique's "Wolf King", and it has the feeling of a male-frequent starting point, but it is different from the kind of super long novels that cost millions of dollars, and then start to spoil the plot as soon as the sales volume is good, "Wolf King" is more concise Sophisticated, with more literary meaning, the positive plot can make readers feel refreshed, and the atmosphere between the universe, nature and wolves is well rendered...
Objectively speaking, it is an excellent novel.
But he is very straight man of steel, not like the type of novel that Dana would like to read.
It was beyond his expectation that the two would know each other.
"It's because of you, Yuyu," Dana happily introduced: "At the song meeting that day, after you resolved the conflict, Que Que advertised at the song meeting and promoted your book along with it. I think he is I sincerely reflect on it, not pretending to appease the public anger. After the end, I added him as a friend and reasoned with him.”
Dana thought very simply and directly.
Didn't Baique doubt the trade-off between quality and quantity, and think that jade has taken up the living space of high-quality authors?
She used herself as an example to persuade him.
The eight tentacles come together, and the typing speed is so fast that it seems disabled, and it takes two hours to persuade.
The white sparrow was praised too much by the readers before, and the editor was a congenial guy. He had been in the abalone for a long time without smelling the smell, thinking that everything he thought was right, and unknowingly got into the horns and became the king of cowhide up.After being slapped on the head by Gu Jue at the song meeting, Dana poured her a mouthful of positive energy. She was dizzy and turned back!
Baique: "Before, I had a problem with my thinking, hey."
White Sparrow: "Brother, I'm sorry, Dana is right. If I want to be popular, I shouldn't underestimate other works that sell well, thinking that readers have low taste. If I keep looking down on others, sooner or later I will become the look that everyone looks down upon. "
……
Gu Jue raised his hand and pressed his forehead, feeling dizzy.
It can be stopped, the energy is already very positive, and his arm started to itch.
"Yeah," he said perfunctorily, "Don't compare yourself too much, if you want to compare, get up earlier than anyone else."
Baique: "Good sentence!"
Dana: "I like this sentence, why don't we compare who gets up early tomorrow and goes to bed early tonight."
……
Just when Gu Jue's scalp started to tingle, Dana handed over the group leader to him: "Queque recognizes you as the eldest brother, you have helped me before, and your grades in the book are better than mine, so Yuyu will be the group leader." Well, anyway, it’s just the three of us, and there’s nothing to enforce authority.”
Some, such as disbanding the group.
When Gu Jue saw the shining noble crown in front of his ID, he felt no wavering in his heart, and even wanted to disband the group.I just thought that when he used Dana as an example, this little girl was obliged to jump out and speak out for him, but now she just built a small group to play with him...
Hey, he is easy to be soft-hearted towards his sisters!
The hard ones are reserved for fierce ones, and the soft ones are reserved for girls.
Gu Jue sighed: "You can play together, but I want to change the group name."
This [Writing Discussion Group] made him uncomfortable.
Generally, people with this kind of name are either idiots who are just getting started and full of enthusiasm, or official groups run by editors, who are put into the group assistants all the year round to enjoy the shielding treatment.
Dana: "Okay."
Baique: "Brother, you can change it to anything!"
The eldest brother personally gave the group name, it must be great.
After a second, the two looked up.
[Taoyuan trio]
After another second, Gu Jue remembered that this era may have passed too long or the relationship between parallel time and space. There is no "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" book, and the meme of Taoyuan must not be understood, so he changed it to [Muse Three Knots ].
Bai Que humbly asked for advice: "Brother, what does this mean?"
What do you mean by asking, this group of names was created because of you.
He likes to call Big Brother, and when Gu Jue saw the white sparrow floating in the green water, Zhang Fei's face appeared in Gu Jue's mind.
Gu Jue: "This means that our three like-minded and congenial friends have become brothers with different surnames at the Muse Literature Station. Although we have different surnames, we love brothers and sisters. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day. !" He can be a brother with Baique, and a sister with Dana, and his kind of zero is a flexible zero.
Gu Jue said such foolish words casually.
However, this style of painting hits the taste of the interstellar people, especially these two.
Dana liked Yuyu's books and voice, and wanted to have a good relationship with him, but now she realized that it wasn't her who was so hot, she and Yuyu suddenly drew closer, and waved her little claws happily: "I want to be with Yuyu Be good sisters!" The female Omega's intuition is particularly keen, and although Shuangyu never mentioned her own sexual orientation, she tacitly agreed that he was in the same camp.
To Bai Que, this passage is not as sissy as Dana understands.
Like-minded.
Brothers with different surnames.
I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, I just want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day.
These three passages hit hard at the pain point of the steel straight man Baique, and changed his view of Shuangyu again.
He originally had a big prejudice against Shuangyu, thinking that he only wrote some vulgar content to please Omega in order to win, but Dana pressed his head to read the novel, and found that it was not exactly what he imagined. He has never seen the content before, and he admitted that "The Marshal is a clingy little girl", the meme that makes the high-ranking national idol change from A to O, damn attracts him...
May I ask which Alpha can resist this temptation!
He can't!
After being dragged into the pit by Dana, Bai Que's perception of Shuangyu changed for the better.
Unexpectedly, Shuangyu could say such pure manly words.
It was he who underestimated him.
The things that happened to Shuangyu, one after another, all refreshed his stereotyped ideas.When the old stereotypes are gradually smashed and a new image is erected, it is Shuangyu's words that the muses are married three times and become brothers with different surnames!This is exactly what he yearned for, a chivalrous way other than blind flattery.
To be able to write a novel like "Wolf King", or have a dream of being a big brother, or have a dream of recognizing someone else as a big brother.
Gu Jue smashed the former, so he has to shoulder the responsibility of the latter.
"well said!"
Bai Que was in a turbulent mood, and even tapped the keyboard very hard: "From now on, you will be my big brother with a different surname."
……
Not only was Gu Jue's scalp numb, but his face was also a little fried.
He felt that every sentence was full of slots, but the two of them not only didn't complain, but also respected it, and discussed it with great interest. Their touched attitude really made him as cheeky as he was embarrassed to say "I'm just kidding." Brother, don't you take it seriously?" Such inhumane words.
But Gu Jue also has a unique way to deal with it.
Don't complain, just join!
"Come on, let's sacrifice black cattle and white horses to heaven and earth."
The sacrifice of the black cow and the white horse is in the original text of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
However, Muse's pets on the station have the option of cow and horse. Gu Jue bought a pair with his points, and then slaughtered them painlessly on the spot. The system made grilled steak and horse meat sashimi, and sent a copy to each of them: "Let's eat."
The two of them didn't know the correct procedure, so Gu Jue did whatever he said.
Dana is not picky about food, and the white bird likes to drink and eat meat.
This made him even more sure that although Shuangyu wrote the story of Xiaoqingxiaoai, she was really a strong man!
Iron Man poured black pepper sauce on the steak, tasted it and found that the meat was tender and juicy, no worse than the virtual food he ordered on the food channel.It was a big horse and cow, and there was still a lot of meat left. Although the satiety can be cleared with one click, the greasy feeling lingering in the mind cannot be cleared away. Gu Jue sent a copy to the editor and Mr. Lin, and then Randomly drop the rest at the bottom of the comment area, and give back to readers.
Muse's pet function on the site is definitely not what the author did.
But the fabrication in the virtual world is too complete and real, so that as long as users have logical and self-consistent ideas, they can generally make it real.The reader who just won the prize fell into a brief silence after seeing that the source of the ingredients was the [Muse Pet Zone].
Netizens were relieved until they saw Shuangyu’s daily life of sworn brotherhood shared on Zhibo, knowing that the ingredients were bought and slaughtered painlessly, not kept as pets and suddenly wanted to kill them one day to eat.
It's too much to worry about, how could their soft-hearted little angel Yuyu be so cruel!
The Generalissimo, who thought he was the only one, saw the weaving bosom, and the thick dragon's tail swept it sullenly, and gnawed on the steak viciously. If there was a live cow in front of him, he would want to kill him.
Duan Xiuye was stunned for a moment when he realized his exclusive evil desire.
The dragon family is very jealous, which occasionally affects him.
According to their parents, the three siblings didn't like to share each other's toys when they were young. They had to be clearly divided, otherwise they would fight. Later, when the siblings grew up, the youngest sister could have all the toys to herself.
After adulthood, Duan Xiuye's self-control ability has become increasingly good, and no one in the military camp dared to touch his field.
Before he knew it, he actually had the evil idea of using the double jade circle as one of the treasures.
Duan Xiuye woke up suddenly——
How could he have such an idea?
The relationship between the two of them is just an innocent author-reader relationship, with at most a friend filter added.
Seeing someone he likes, he wants to enclose him in the territory. This is also a dragon's bad habit. Duan Xiuye secretly spurned himself.If it were his sister's character, he would attack immediately after realizing this, and would be satisfied only if he brought the person back to the dragon's den. However, is his stately commander-in-chief comparable to the ordinary rich second generation?
Of course not!
She had been rude to Shuangyu once before, almost scaring her off.
Duan Xiuye deeply introspected, and wanted to completely wipe out this kind of thought that shouldn't exist.
The giant dragon silently boarded the star network and searched: [What to do if you have a good impression on netizens]
The first piece of advice: [The Internet is illusory, not to mention that the Starnet is now developed. Even though the distance on the Starnet seems very close, they may be of completely different races. It is recommended to stop losses in time, stay away from the Internet for a while, and go out with real friends more Playing games, you will slowly be able to maintain a pure friendship with netizens again. 】
……
Oh, my friend in reality.
If he had, would it still be like this?
If there is a war, it is better to say, his work attitude is first-class, and he will not be misled by emotions.
He was very busy before, and he thought he would leave soon when he came back this time, but he didn't expect to fight too hard in the past few years, and he convinced several unstable galaxies.After the triumphant return, the universe was peaceful, and no one dared to provoke the empire anymore. His Majesty let him stay at home and raise him with a high salary.For others, it's a free vacation. Wouldn't it be better to come back to the main star to eat, drink and have fun than to suffer on the front line?Even the replenishment of the body spray can sometimes fail to keep up.
But getting used to the life of licking blood with the tip of a knife, not only had nothing to do when he came back to the main star, but also was urged to marry.
Because of irritability, the thick dragon's tail wagged frequently.
At this moment, Elf Xiao Gu, who had coded [-] manuscripts, sent a cheerful message: "I'm done with my work, is Marshal Brother free tomorrow?"
The despicable dragon's heart moved slightly.
Like a drowning man seeing a driftwood.
This is his real friend!
He can't guarantee Shuangyu.
But for Xiao Gu, he really doesn't have any inappropriate thoughts or desires, and he is a good candidate to divert attention.
Duan Xiuye readily agreed, "I'll pick you up when I'm free."
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After the date was finalized, Gu Jue went to play the video.
There is no psychological burden at all.
To make friends, the most important thing is to follow your heart.
After he moved in, he ordered the clothes he wanted on the online shopping channel without hesitation, filling a closet full, even if he only walked around the downstairs community, he would put on brand new clothes to be beautiful alone and be the most beautiful cub.The people of the main star are enthusiastic and avant-garde, and almost every time they go out on the street, they will meet him with a polite and enthusiastic attitude. Unfortunately, none of them are handsome, and the girls who dare to strike up a conversation with him are all very good-looking.
It can be seen that the imperial man is confident for a moment.
"Yes, yes," the tall and handsome black-haired guy smiled at the girl who came to strike up a conversation, but his exquisite face gave people the opposite sense of yuppie, and he took out his phone casually: "But I only like men, and I don't like men." Want it?"
Gu Juedao made his sexuality backward, and only left social accounts for girls who still wanted to be friends with him.
They all live nearby, maybe they can be a meal partner.
Now, when you go shopping with the Generalissimo, you don’t have to worry about having no clothes to wear, and you leave half an hour before going out to pick and choose, and it’s almost the same as taking a shower to wash your face.Gu Jue, who has rich experience in playing, is so calm and confident...
However, the other side.
The Generalissimo, who consciously found a real friend, fell into a long-term psychological struggle.
Except for shopping with his family, he has no experience of going out to have fun with anyone. His classmates and comrades-in-arms will call him to the party, but most of them just go to attend, show his face as a pendant and leave early, so that everyone can have fun.
It is even easier to go out with relatives, he is a walking bodyguard with bags.
This is the first time.
Although he doesn't think beyond friendship with Xiao Gu, Duan Xiuye still attaches great importance to this friend, hoping to establish a stable and long-term friendship, and naturally wants to take care of the other party's travel experience.
I can no longer be like the last time I played WarGame, thinking I found the optimal solution, but carrying Xiao Gu and running away foolishly.
……
The dragon's tail hit the floor hard, Duan Xiuye made up his mind and knocked on the doors of his sister and sister respectively.
Duan Qixing bit his cigarette and glanced at him: "What should you pay attention to when buying a dress with your friends? Oh, it's that elf, what should you pay attention to, be a little gentleman, be nice to people, take the initiative like you used to accompany us shopping Carry your bag and open the door, if you are really in doubt, treat him like you would Qiyue."
Although her younger brother's emotional intelligence is as good as that made of steel and concrete, he can still be called gentle to his younger sister.
The Generalissimo took notes carefully.
When she knocked on Sister Honglong's door, Duan Qiyue was on a video call with her boyfriend.
She didn't want to hang up the phone either, so she just turned off the microphone, and laughed out loud after asking her brother why he came: "Brother, don't you think too much? Of course it's so fun to hang out with friends, oh, if you want If you kidnap someone into a hotel to get a room, I can teach you... Hey, brother, why are you so dark? What are you doing? No, no, no, don't be angry!"
The red dragon sister who wanted to provide abduction strategy was pressed on a chair and received a full hour of ideological education.
Duan Xiuye felt that there was more than just a generation gap between himself and the young people of this generation.
There is a gap.
Duan Xiuye asked Duke Feng for help after consulting his relatives.
Seeing that he was shy, Feng Dumping did not make things difficult for him, and happily gave the most suitable advice for shopping: "People often come to ask me such questions, so I directly compiled some strategies. As for the things to pay attention to, I still I think the most important thing is for you to relax, you are pretty handsome, don't be so nervous, as long as you don't stare fiercely at people, you are guaranteed to be popular with girls."
Fengqing...
Duan Xiuye was touched: "I'm not going out with girls."
Feng Qing: "Man? That's amazing."
"Actually, you also know each other," Duan Xiuye said frankly, "it was your former wizard assistant."
Feng Qing: "..."
Feng Qing: "Hehe."
Although she thought about assisting the two before, Feng Qing was still a little upset.
Duan Xiuye felt that it was almost done when he got the shopping guide from Fengqing, but at this moment a message from the chief of staff popped up, it turned out that there was something to be discussed at work, so he took the initiative to add him back.The two tacitly put aside the matter of blacklisting.
After receiving the documents, Duan Xiuye thought that although Si Lingyun didn't have many friends, but at any rate, he occasionally had diplomatic work, and was a little better than him, so he humbly asked for advice.
Si Lingyun: "Go shopping with friends?"
Si Lingyun: "Remember the AA system, the money is calculated at the checkout, and nothing else."
Duan Xiuye firmly remembered.
Duan Qiyue, who happened to come in to hand in the self-criticism, glanced at the conversation on the terminal. It was only a cursory glance at first, and then she took a closer look when she saw the three characters in AA. After seeing the content of the conversation, she pressed her brother's shoulder: "Brother, you Don't!"
Duan Xiuye raised his head, facing his excited younger sister: "What's wrong?"
"Who is this guy? He came up with random ideas." The red dragon sister, who only watched entertainment programs, didn't recognize the name of the chief of staff, her cheeks flushed with anxiety: "Brother, don't listen to him, what kind of AA system, I would rather you invite It’s better to ask him for a meal than to settle the bill with AA on the spot.”
Duan Xiuye nodded.
"I'm also inclined to pay for it myself."
According to his age, Gu Jue is considered his junior, and he hasn't found a job for the time being. He is the one who troubles others, and he should pay the bills both emotionally and rationally.But after he agreed, the topic changed: "Qiyue, usually when you go out with your friends, do you ask others to pay the bill?"
……
Brother is so scary!
After handing in the first self-criticism, Duan Qiyue was fed chicken soup for an hour earnestly, and was in a daze when she sent her elder brother away.Fortunately, she was comforted by her little boyfriend's gentle voice. While she was being sweet, she was secretly worried about her eldest brother's date tomorrow.
It is really worrying that even the suggestion of AA system can be listened to!
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The next morning.
The Generalissimo suggested by Jibaijia still couldn’t release the tension, so he got up early in the morning and did all the training he could do, exhausting his excess energy, and forced his brain to calm down through high-intensity exercise , will not be affected by energy that has nowhere to vent.
It lasted until noon.
Except that the fully mobilized muscle lines are more obvious, there is no use for fart.
Duan Xiuye sighed secretly and could only admit it.
After finishing a set of abdominal abuse, he took a combat shower to wash off the thin sweat on the surface of his skin, and then drove out, looking for the address in his memory.When he arrived at the complex, he was 10 minutes earlier than the agreed time. He sent a message to tell Xiao Gu that he could come down at any time, so there was no need to worry.
The window of Gu Jue's apartment was facing the entrance of the community, and he could see that fancy luxury car from a distance.
It's just that the window of the driver's seat has been treated as a secret. No matter how good his vision is, he can't see the expression of the person sitting inside at the moment.
"I'm coming down now."
He hung up the phone and went downstairs.
Excluding the trip with Duke Feng, this is also one of the few times Gu Jue went out with friends after time travel.His steps are brisk and joyful, almost trotting all the way here, but made of a pair of slender legs, not childish at all, on the contrary, he is really cute like an elf walking in the forest.
Duan Xiuye saw him immediately.
It cannot be denied that Xiao Gu does have an excellent appearance.
It's just that the brisk steps look like a rabbit at first glance.
Duan Xiuye squeezed his eyes——
Why does he always like to use this metaphor to think about people?strangeness.
Seeing Gu Jue walking towards him, he opened the car door, got out of the car and walked around to open the passenger door for him, waiting for Gu Jue to get in the car, but startled Gu Jue who was about to raise his hand to say hello, quickened his pace and held down the door. Car door: "No way, brother, I can do it myself."
As he said that, he got in and smiled at the Generalissimo sitting in the driver's seat: "But I didn't expect Brother Ye to be so gentlemanly."
Gentleman's demeanor, this is what Duan Qixing told him.
Duan Xiuye, who seemed to be recognized, nodded slightly: "Etiquette is a compulsory course."
This is the most basic thing that no one needs to teach.
But the etiquette class will not teach him how to make his friends have fun, how to become an interesting person, which needs to be realized in the accumulated communication.
"Did you have meal?"
"Not yet, I ate a little in the morning to pad my stomach."
Gu Jue guessed that he didn't know how to arrange the show, if he had eaten first, he would really have to rush to buy clothes.Hearing what he said, Duan Xiuye's cold face softened a little, and he could still see some signs of happiness: "What kind of food do you like? I'll take you to eat."
As long as he has money, the main star of the empire can find any cuisine he wants.
However, Gu Jue's gaze stayed on the generalissimo's upper body.
The generalissimo has a good figure, he knows it.
Dressed to be thin, undressed with meat.
But today he is clearly wearing clothes, why does he look so bulging?
The author has something to say: don’t compare yourself too much, if you want to compare, wake up early is the stalk of Laser Rain
Generalissimo, you did not practice in vain! (shoulder clap)
Gu Jue was a little surprised.
He glanced at Baique's "Wolf King", and it has the feeling of a male-frequent starting point, but it is different from the kind of super long novels that cost millions of dollars, and then start to spoil the plot as soon as the sales volume is good, "Wolf King" is more concise Sophisticated, with more literary meaning, the positive plot can make readers feel refreshed, and the atmosphere between the universe, nature and wolves is well rendered...
Objectively speaking, it is an excellent novel.
But he is very straight man of steel, not like the type of novel that Dana would like to read.
It was beyond his expectation that the two would know each other.
"It's because of you, Yuyu," Dana happily introduced: "At the song meeting that day, after you resolved the conflict, Que Que advertised at the song meeting and promoted your book along with it. I think he is I sincerely reflect on it, not pretending to appease the public anger. After the end, I added him as a friend and reasoned with him.”
Dana thought very simply and directly.
Didn't Baique doubt the trade-off between quality and quantity, and think that jade has taken up the living space of high-quality authors?
She used herself as an example to persuade him.
The eight tentacles come together, and the typing speed is so fast that it seems disabled, and it takes two hours to persuade.
The white sparrow was praised too much by the readers before, and the editor was a congenial guy. He had been in the abalone for a long time without smelling the smell, thinking that everything he thought was right, and unknowingly got into the horns and became the king of cowhide up.After being slapped on the head by Gu Jue at the song meeting, Dana poured her a mouthful of positive energy. She was dizzy and turned back!
Baique: "Before, I had a problem with my thinking, hey."
White Sparrow: "Brother, I'm sorry, Dana is right. If I want to be popular, I shouldn't underestimate other works that sell well, thinking that readers have low taste. If I keep looking down on others, sooner or later I will become the look that everyone looks down upon. "
……
Gu Jue raised his hand and pressed his forehead, feeling dizzy.
It can be stopped, the energy is already very positive, and his arm started to itch.
"Yeah," he said perfunctorily, "Don't compare yourself too much, if you want to compare, get up earlier than anyone else."
Baique: "Good sentence!"
Dana: "I like this sentence, why don't we compare who gets up early tomorrow and goes to bed early tonight."
……
Just when Gu Jue's scalp started to tingle, Dana handed over the group leader to him: "Queque recognizes you as the eldest brother, you have helped me before, and your grades in the book are better than mine, so Yuyu will be the group leader." Well, anyway, it’s just the three of us, and there’s nothing to enforce authority.”
Some, such as disbanding the group.
When Gu Jue saw the shining noble crown in front of his ID, he felt no wavering in his heart, and even wanted to disband the group.I just thought that when he used Dana as an example, this little girl was obliged to jump out and speak out for him, but now she just built a small group to play with him...
Hey, he is easy to be soft-hearted towards his sisters!
The hard ones are reserved for fierce ones, and the soft ones are reserved for girls.
Gu Jue sighed: "You can play together, but I want to change the group name."
This [Writing Discussion Group] made him uncomfortable.
Generally, people with this kind of name are either idiots who are just getting started and full of enthusiasm, or official groups run by editors, who are put into the group assistants all the year round to enjoy the shielding treatment.
Dana: "Okay."
Baique: "Brother, you can change it to anything!"
The eldest brother personally gave the group name, it must be great.
After a second, the two looked up.
[Taoyuan trio]
After another second, Gu Jue remembered that this era may have passed too long or the relationship between parallel time and space. There is no "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" book, and the meme of Taoyuan must not be understood, so he changed it to [Muse Three Knots ].
Bai Que humbly asked for advice: "Brother, what does this mean?"
What do you mean by asking, this group of names was created because of you.
He likes to call Big Brother, and when Gu Jue saw the white sparrow floating in the green water, Zhang Fei's face appeared in Gu Jue's mind.
Gu Jue: "This means that our three like-minded and congenial friends have become brothers with different surnames at the Muse Literature Station. Although we have different surnames, we love brothers and sisters. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day. !" He can be a brother with Baique, and a sister with Dana, and his kind of zero is a flexible zero.
Gu Jue said such foolish words casually.
However, this style of painting hits the taste of the interstellar people, especially these two.
Dana liked Yuyu's books and voice, and wanted to have a good relationship with him, but now she realized that it wasn't her who was so hot, she and Yuyu suddenly drew closer, and waved her little claws happily: "I want to be with Yuyu Be good sisters!" The female Omega's intuition is particularly keen, and although Shuangyu never mentioned her own sexual orientation, she tacitly agreed that he was in the same camp.
To Bai Que, this passage is not as sissy as Dana understands.
Like-minded.
Brothers with different surnames.
I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, I just want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day.
These three passages hit hard at the pain point of the steel straight man Baique, and changed his view of Shuangyu again.
He originally had a big prejudice against Shuangyu, thinking that he only wrote some vulgar content to please Omega in order to win, but Dana pressed his head to read the novel, and found that it was not exactly what he imagined. He has never seen the content before, and he admitted that "The Marshal is a clingy little girl", the meme that makes the high-ranking national idol change from A to O, damn attracts him...
May I ask which Alpha can resist this temptation!
He can't!
After being dragged into the pit by Dana, Bai Que's perception of Shuangyu changed for the better.
Unexpectedly, Shuangyu could say such pure manly words.
It was he who underestimated him.
The things that happened to Shuangyu, one after another, all refreshed his stereotyped ideas.When the old stereotypes are gradually smashed and a new image is erected, it is Shuangyu's words that the muses are married three times and become brothers with different surnames!This is exactly what he yearned for, a chivalrous way other than blind flattery.
To be able to write a novel like "Wolf King", or have a dream of being a big brother, or have a dream of recognizing someone else as a big brother.
Gu Jue smashed the former, so he has to shoulder the responsibility of the latter.
"well said!"
Bai Que was in a turbulent mood, and even tapped the keyboard very hard: "From now on, you will be my big brother with a different surname."
……
Not only was Gu Jue's scalp numb, but his face was also a little fried.
He felt that every sentence was full of slots, but the two of them not only didn't complain, but also respected it, and discussed it with great interest. Their touched attitude really made him as cheeky as he was embarrassed to say "I'm just kidding." Brother, don't you take it seriously?" Such inhumane words.
But Gu Jue also has a unique way to deal with it.
Don't complain, just join!
"Come on, let's sacrifice black cattle and white horses to heaven and earth."
The sacrifice of the black cow and the white horse is in the original text of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
However, Muse's pets on the station have the option of cow and horse. Gu Jue bought a pair with his points, and then slaughtered them painlessly on the spot. The system made grilled steak and horse meat sashimi, and sent a copy to each of them: "Let's eat."
The two of them didn't know the correct procedure, so Gu Jue did whatever he said.
Dana is not picky about food, and the white bird likes to drink and eat meat.
This made him even more sure that although Shuangyu wrote the story of Xiaoqingxiaoai, she was really a strong man!
Iron Man poured black pepper sauce on the steak, tasted it and found that the meat was tender and juicy, no worse than the virtual food he ordered on the food channel.It was a big horse and cow, and there was still a lot of meat left. Although the satiety can be cleared with one click, the greasy feeling lingering in the mind cannot be cleared away. Gu Jue sent a copy to the editor and Mr. Lin, and then Randomly drop the rest at the bottom of the comment area, and give back to readers.
Muse's pet function on the site is definitely not what the author did.
But the fabrication in the virtual world is too complete and real, so that as long as users have logical and self-consistent ideas, they can generally make it real.The reader who just won the prize fell into a brief silence after seeing that the source of the ingredients was the [Muse Pet Zone].
Netizens were relieved until they saw Shuangyu’s daily life of sworn brotherhood shared on Zhibo, knowing that the ingredients were bought and slaughtered painlessly, not kept as pets and suddenly wanted to kill them one day to eat.
It's too much to worry about, how could their soft-hearted little angel Yuyu be so cruel!
The Generalissimo, who thought he was the only one, saw the weaving bosom, and the thick dragon's tail swept it sullenly, and gnawed on the steak viciously. If there was a live cow in front of him, he would want to kill him.
Duan Xiuye was stunned for a moment when he realized his exclusive evil desire.
The dragon family is very jealous, which occasionally affects him.
According to their parents, the three siblings didn't like to share each other's toys when they were young. They had to be clearly divided, otherwise they would fight. Later, when the siblings grew up, the youngest sister could have all the toys to herself.
After adulthood, Duan Xiuye's self-control ability has become increasingly good, and no one in the military camp dared to touch his field.
Before he knew it, he actually had the evil idea of using the double jade circle as one of the treasures.
Duan Xiuye woke up suddenly——
How could he have such an idea?
The relationship between the two of them is just an innocent author-reader relationship, with at most a friend filter added.
Seeing someone he likes, he wants to enclose him in the territory. This is also a dragon's bad habit. Duan Xiuye secretly spurned himself.If it were his sister's character, he would attack immediately after realizing this, and would be satisfied only if he brought the person back to the dragon's den. However, is his stately commander-in-chief comparable to the ordinary rich second generation?
Of course not!
She had been rude to Shuangyu once before, almost scaring her off.
Duan Xiuye deeply introspected, and wanted to completely wipe out this kind of thought that shouldn't exist.
The giant dragon silently boarded the star network and searched: [What to do if you have a good impression on netizens]
The first piece of advice: [The Internet is illusory, not to mention that the Starnet is now developed. Even though the distance on the Starnet seems very close, they may be of completely different races. It is recommended to stop losses in time, stay away from the Internet for a while, and go out with real friends more Playing games, you will slowly be able to maintain a pure friendship with netizens again. 】
……
Oh, my friend in reality.
If he had, would it still be like this?
If there is a war, it is better to say, his work attitude is first-class, and he will not be misled by emotions.
He was very busy before, and he thought he would leave soon when he came back this time, but he didn't expect to fight too hard in the past few years, and he convinced several unstable galaxies.After the triumphant return, the universe was peaceful, and no one dared to provoke the empire anymore. His Majesty let him stay at home and raise him with a high salary.For others, it's a free vacation. Wouldn't it be better to come back to the main star to eat, drink and have fun than to suffer on the front line?Even the replenishment of the body spray can sometimes fail to keep up.
But getting used to the life of licking blood with the tip of a knife, not only had nothing to do when he came back to the main star, but also was urged to marry.
Because of irritability, the thick dragon's tail wagged frequently.
At this moment, Elf Xiao Gu, who had coded [-] manuscripts, sent a cheerful message: "I'm done with my work, is Marshal Brother free tomorrow?"
The despicable dragon's heart moved slightly.
Like a drowning man seeing a driftwood.
This is his real friend!
He can't guarantee Shuangyu.
But for Xiao Gu, he really doesn't have any inappropriate thoughts or desires, and he is a good candidate to divert attention.
Duan Xiuye readily agreed, "I'll pick you up when I'm free."
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After the date was finalized, Gu Jue went to play the video.
There is no psychological burden at all.
To make friends, the most important thing is to follow your heart.
After he moved in, he ordered the clothes he wanted on the online shopping channel without hesitation, filling a closet full, even if he only walked around the downstairs community, he would put on brand new clothes to be beautiful alone and be the most beautiful cub.The people of the main star are enthusiastic and avant-garde, and almost every time they go out on the street, they will meet him with a polite and enthusiastic attitude. Unfortunately, none of them are handsome, and the girls who dare to strike up a conversation with him are all very good-looking.
It can be seen that the imperial man is confident for a moment.
"Yes, yes," the tall and handsome black-haired guy smiled at the girl who came to strike up a conversation, but his exquisite face gave people the opposite sense of yuppie, and he took out his phone casually: "But I only like men, and I don't like men." Want it?"
Gu Juedao made his sexuality backward, and only left social accounts for girls who still wanted to be friends with him.
They all live nearby, maybe they can be a meal partner.
Now, when you go shopping with the Generalissimo, you don’t have to worry about having no clothes to wear, and you leave half an hour before going out to pick and choose, and it’s almost the same as taking a shower to wash your face.Gu Jue, who has rich experience in playing, is so calm and confident...
However, the other side.
The Generalissimo, who consciously found a real friend, fell into a long-term psychological struggle.
Except for shopping with his family, he has no experience of going out to have fun with anyone. His classmates and comrades-in-arms will call him to the party, but most of them just go to attend, show his face as a pendant and leave early, so that everyone can have fun.
It is even easier to go out with relatives, he is a walking bodyguard with bags.
This is the first time.
Although he doesn't think beyond friendship with Xiao Gu, Duan Xiuye still attaches great importance to this friend, hoping to establish a stable and long-term friendship, and naturally wants to take care of the other party's travel experience.
I can no longer be like the last time I played WarGame, thinking I found the optimal solution, but carrying Xiao Gu and running away foolishly.
……
The dragon's tail hit the floor hard, Duan Xiuye made up his mind and knocked on the doors of his sister and sister respectively.
Duan Qixing bit his cigarette and glanced at him: "What should you pay attention to when buying a dress with your friends? Oh, it's that elf, what should you pay attention to, be a little gentleman, be nice to people, take the initiative like you used to accompany us shopping Carry your bag and open the door, if you are really in doubt, treat him like you would Qiyue."
Although her younger brother's emotional intelligence is as good as that made of steel and concrete, he can still be called gentle to his younger sister.
The Generalissimo took notes carefully.
When she knocked on Sister Honglong's door, Duan Qiyue was on a video call with her boyfriend.
She didn't want to hang up the phone either, so she just turned off the microphone, and laughed out loud after asking her brother why he came: "Brother, don't you think too much? Of course it's so fun to hang out with friends, oh, if you want If you kidnap someone into a hotel to get a room, I can teach you... Hey, brother, why are you so dark? What are you doing? No, no, no, don't be angry!"
The red dragon sister who wanted to provide abduction strategy was pressed on a chair and received a full hour of ideological education.
Duan Xiuye felt that there was more than just a generation gap between himself and the young people of this generation.
There is a gap.
Duan Xiuye asked Duke Feng for help after consulting his relatives.
Seeing that he was shy, Feng Dumping did not make things difficult for him, and happily gave the most suitable advice for shopping: "People often come to ask me such questions, so I directly compiled some strategies. As for the things to pay attention to, I still I think the most important thing is for you to relax, you are pretty handsome, don't be so nervous, as long as you don't stare fiercely at people, you are guaranteed to be popular with girls."
Fengqing...
Duan Xiuye was touched: "I'm not going out with girls."
Feng Qing: "Man? That's amazing."
"Actually, you also know each other," Duan Xiuye said frankly, "it was your former wizard assistant."
Feng Qing: "..."
Feng Qing: "Hehe."
Although she thought about assisting the two before, Feng Qing was still a little upset.
Duan Xiuye felt that it was almost done when he got the shopping guide from Fengqing, but at this moment a message from the chief of staff popped up, it turned out that there was something to be discussed at work, so he took the initiative to add him back.The two tacitly put aside the matter of blacklisting.
After receiving the documents, Duan Xiuye thought that although Si Lingyun didn't have many friends, but at any rate, he occasionally had diplomatic work, and was a little better than him, so he humbly asked for advice.
Si Lingyun: "Go shopping with friends?"
Si Lingyun: "Remember the AA system, the money is calculated at the checkout, and nothing else."
Duan Xiuye firmly remembered.
Duan Qiyue, who happened to come in to hand in the self-criticism, glanced at the conversation on the terminal. It was only a cursory glance at first, and then she took a closer look when she saw the three characters in AA. After seeing the content of the conversation, she pressed her brother's shoulder: "Brother, you Don't!"
Duan Xiuye raised his head, facing his excited younger sister: "What's wrong?"
"Who is this guy? He came up with random ideas." The red dragon sister, who only watched entertainment programs, didn't recognize the name of the chief of staff, her cheeks flushed with anxiety: "Brother, don't listen to him, what kind of AA system, I would rather you invite It’s better to ask him for a meal than to settle the bill with AA on the spot.”
Duan Xiuye nodded.
"I'm also inclined to pay for it myself."
According to his age, Gu Jue is considered his junior, and he hasn't found a job for the time being. He is the one who troubles others, and he should pay the bills both emotionally and rationally.But after he agreed, the topic changed: "Qiyue, usually when you go out with your friends, do you ask others to pay the bill?"
……
Brother is so scary!
After handing in the first self-criticism, Duan Qiyue was fed chicken soup for an hour earnestly, and was in a daze when she sent her elder brother away.Fortunately, she was comforted by her little boyfriend's gentle voice. While she was being sweet, she was secretly worried about her eldest brother's date tomorrow.
It is really worrying that even the suggestion of AA system can be listened to!
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The next morning.
The Generalissimo suggested by Jibaijia still couldn’t release the tension, so he got up early in the morning and did all the training he could do, exhausting his excess energy, and forced his brain to calm down through high-intensity exercise , will not be affected by energy that has nowhere to vent.
It lasted until noon.
Except that the fully mobilized muscle lines are more obvious, there is no use for fart.
Duan Xiuye sighed secretly and could only admit it.
After finishing a set of abdominal abuse, he took a combat shower to wash off the thin sweat on the surface of his skin, and then drove out, looking for the address in his memory.When he arrived at the complex, he was 10 minutes earlier than the agreed time. He sent a message to tell Xiao Gu that he could come down at any time, so there was no need to worry.
The window of Gu Jue's apartment was facing the entrance of the community, and he could see that fancy luxury car from a distance.
It's just that the window of the driver's seat has been treated as a secret. No matter how good his vision is, he can't see the expression of the person sitting inside at the moment.
"I'm coming down now."
He hung up the phone and went downstairs.
Excluding the trip with Duke Feng, this is also one of the few times Gu Jue went out with friends after time travel.His steps are brisk and joyful, almost trotting all the way here, but made of a pair of slender legs, not childish at all, on the contrary, he is really cute like an elf walking in the forest.
Duan Xiuye saw him immediately.
It cannot be denied that Xiao Gu does have an excellent appearance.
It's just that the brisk steps look like a rabbit at first glance.
Duan Xiuye squeezed his eyes——
Why does he always like to use this metaphor to think about people?strangeness.
Seeing Gu Jue walking towards him, he opened the car door, got out of the car and walked around to open the passenger door for him, waiting for Gu Jue to get in the car, but startled Gu Jue who was about to raise his hand to say hello, quickened his pace and held down the door. Car door: "No way, brother, I can do it myself."
As he said that, he got in and smiled at the Generalissimo sitting in the driver's seat: "But I didn't expect Brother Ye to be so gentlemanly."
Gentleman's demeanor, this is what Duan Qixing told him.
Duan Xiuye, who seemed to be recognized, nodded slightly: "Etiquette is a compulsory course."
This is the most basic thing that no one needs to teach.
But the etiquette class will not teach him how to make his friends have fun, how to become an interesting person, which needs to be realized in the accumulated communication.
"Did you have meal?"
"Not yet, I ate a little in the morning to pad my stomach."
Gu Jue guessed that he didn't know how to arrange the show, if he had eaten first, he would really have to rush to buy clothes.Hearing what he said, Duan Xiuye's cold face softened a little, and he could still see some signs of happiness: "What kind of food do you like? I'll take you to eat."
As long as he has money, the main star of the empire can find any cuisine he wants.
However, Gu Jue's gaze stayed on the generalissimo's upper body.
The generalissimo has a good figure, he knows it.
Dressed to be thin, undressed with meat.
But today he is clearly wearing clothes, why does he look so bulging?
The author has something to say: don’t compare yourself too much, if you want to compare, wake up early is the stalk of Laser Rain
Generalissimo, you did not practice in vain! (shoulder clap)
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