Hey, our princess is a fairy

When I came back, it was already daylight. I plunged into the quilt and fell asleep in an instant. When I woke up again, the sky was already bright.

I yawned, sat up in a daze, and leaned against the head of the bed wondering what time it was.

"Little magic stick, I didn't expect you to be able to sleep well."

This sound shocked me completely from drowsiness. When I turned my head, I saw Duan Kai, that stinky and shameless man sitting at the table, looking at me with his chin up. Long Bao.

I opened my mouth wide: "Why are you here?"

Duan Kai grinned at me: "This is the mansion of the king, and everything in my mansion belongs to the king, why can't the king come?"

After finishing speaking, he patted the table and said, "Although it's already past the time for breakfast, it's still some time before noon, why don't you come to eat?"

I looked at him vigilantly, he wouldn't poison the breakfast, right?

Probably my vigilant expression was too obvious, he saw it, Duan Kai winked at me jokingly: "Don't worry, I didn't poison you."

I was a little embarrassed to be exposed, scratched my head, got up and climbed out of bed in my underwear.

I was bending over to put on my shoes, when I heard a "snap", I felt a big hand slap my butt.

"Tsk tsk tsk, little magic stick, don't talk about it! Your butt is really up, it's as good as a woman's!"

My face turned red suddenly, and at the same time, ten thousand muddy horses galloped past me.

"Duan Kai!"

I roared, turned around murderously, picked up a potted plant by the bed, and threw it at his head.

With a flash of Duan Kai, the potted plant was thrown on the wall behind him, and with a bang, the potted plant was completely shattered.

"Wow! That potted plant belongs to the previous dynasty! It's worth at least 1000 taels of silver! You have to pay me, little magic stick!"

Duan Kai hid in the past, pointing to the broken potted plants and asking me to pay for it.

I was blinded by his angry head, I picked up the stool and threw it at him, Duan Kai screamed strangely while hiding and said:

"Little magic stick, don't be so angry? Didn't you just touch your ass? How about this? Touching you will be worth the 1000 taels of silver just now! You are not losing money! You must know that the head of Zuixianglou No oiran has this price!"

I've been so angry that I don't know the east, west, north, south, and north. This guy actually compares me with Sister Yao. Thinking about how I am a golden fairy in the fairy world, how could I swallow this breath? Either he dies or I die today!

I roared angrily and struck him with the stool in both hands. Duan Kai dodged and ran out of the room, shouting as he ran:

"Little magic stick, it's not good for you to do this. How about I pay you another 1000 taels, this time it really can't be any more!"

I gritted my teeth and watched his figure disappear. This part of Kai is really hateful. Don't be caught by me. After I catch him, I will make him want to live or die!

I was sulking in the room all morning, but at noon, a head poked out from outside the room, it was Song Bai.

Song Bai cautiously accompanied him with a smile: "Brother Li, are you still angry?"

I glanced at him, snorted and didn't speak.

Song Bai moved a stool and sat beside me and said, "My lord just found out that I did a little too much in the morning, and I'm preparing a table of wine and food at this meeting, and I want to make amends for you!"

"No!" I refused without thinking.

"Don't." Song Bai showed doggy eyes, "The prince specially asked me to call you, and said that if he couldn't call you, he told me to pack up and go home..."

I grind my teeth, okay Duan Kai, I have learned to threaten others to force me to submit!

Song Bai looked like he was about to cry: "I have an 80-year-old mother and a kitten that has just nursed. It's all up to me. If there is no one, my whole family will starve to death."

I tilted my head and looked at him: "I understand an 80-year-old mother, but what is that nursing kitten?"

When Song Bai talked about this, he became excited: "My neighbor has a raccoon cat. Two months ago, he gave birth to a litter of kittens. I want one, and now he can walk. It's so cute!"

I rubbed my forehead, thinking that people are really divided into groups, and those who hang out with Duan Kai are indeed a little sick.

After finishing speaking, Song Bai continued to look at me pitifully, and balabala said what would happen if I didn't go.

I was hurt by his nagging, so I waved my hand and interrupted Song Bai's affectionate confession.

Song Bai stopped talking and looked at me expectantly.

I sneered, it's just a meal, I want to see what kind of tricks Duan Kai is going to play.

I followed Song Bai out of the room, and Song Bai led the way in front, turning around and taking me to a hall, where I saw Duan Kai sitting at the Eight Immortals table from a distance, and the table was full of steaming meals.

Song Bai took me to the place and ran away. I walked over with no expression on my face.

Unexpectedly, when I entered the room, Duan Kai stood up and greeted him. My muscles tensed instantly, and I looked at him warily.

Duan Kai walked up to him and bowed:

"The queen mother is awake, thank you sir. I have offended you a lot before, please forgive me, sir."

I looked at Duan Kai who was bent over ninety degrees, and was dumbfounded.

Why?Isn't it Hongmen Banquet?Why not follow the routine?

Duan Kai got up with a serious face and invited me to the table, he stretched out his hand not to hit the smiling person. Although I was full of suspicion, I followed him into the seat.

Duan Kai got up again and poured wine for me himself, saying: "I invite you here today, firstly to make amends, but to tell you about the investigation."

I tilted my head and looked at the serious Duan Kai, wondering if it was true that I felt guilty after saving his mother?

Seeing that I didn't speak, Duan Kai raised his glass of wine to me: "I do it first as a respect, it's an apology." After speaking, he drank it in one gulp.

I stared at the glass of wine in my hand hesitantly for a long time, making sure there was nothing wrong with it, so I drank it too.

Duan Kai smiled and said: "Yesterday, after Mr. gave us the direction of investigation, we sent people overnight to screen the people that the Queen Mother had summoned recently, and quickly locked one."

I observed Duan Kai for a long time, and seeing that he was always serious, I let go of most of my heart, reached out and picked up a piece of crispy chicken with chopsticks, put it in my mouth and listened to Duan Kai's investigation results while chewing.

"That person is still related to this king, and his name is Duan Wen. His father is my father's cousin. When my father was alive, he was named a hereditary county king. After his father passed away, this county king The position was passed to him. Duan Wen was spoiled by his parents since he was a child. He was a typical dude. Not long after he passed the position, he almost ruined his family. But with the relationship between me and the emperor, life is also said the past, but it’s certainly much worse than before.”

"About two years ago, he learned to do business with others. He went to Beimo and stayed for more than half a year. After he came back, his whole person changed. He stayed at home all day without going out, and no one knew what he was doing. Five days ago, he was the one who had an audience with the queen mother, and according to the emperor's investigation, the maid had secretly contacted him."

I nodded, took another piece of spicy crab, and asked, "Why don't you catch it now that it's confirmed?"

Duan Kai smiled helplessly: "Although it is confirmed that it is Duan Wen, it is very likely that Mao rashly went to arrest him and he will run away. So tonight the emperor held a state banquet in the palace and invited him. The name is to celebrate the departure of the national teacher , in fact, I want to ask the national teacher to catch him."

After finishing speaking, he paused: "By the way, the emperor specifically told me that the gentleman must also be present."

I nodded indifferently, the little emperor was still very cautious, calling me over to avoid any mistakes.

But I'm still looking forward to a royal banquet.

After that, I was almost full too.During this meal, Duan Kai behaved well, and even I felt that he had really changed.

until----

Seeing me put down the chopsticks, Duan Kai looked at me with a smile on his lips:

"Sir, since you are full, why don't you go for a walk with me."

I rolled his eyes at him, got up, what a walk at noon, nap is serious, I just didn't get enough sleep last night...

Why?Why is the butt so heavy?

I turned my head and saw that the stool I had made was stuck to my coat.

"Hahahaha hiccup!" Duan Kai couldn't bear it any longer, he hiccupped while laughing, and said while laughing:

"Little magic stick, this glue is made by the king who specially ordered people to find donkey skin and add glutinous rice. It was mixed with sugar and boiled all morning. If it gets on, don't even try to take it off. If you don't want to run around with a stool, just cut it with scissors. Take off your coat! Hahahaha hiccup!"

At this moment, a rush of hot blood rushed from the soles of my feet to the top of my head, and the top of my head must have been smoking.

It's also my fault for being naive, thinking that Duan Kai has changed for the better, who knows that he can't change and eat shit!He plotted against me!

I was out of breath and flew towards him with the dishes on the table. Duan Kai hid and laughed, until I finished flying all the dishes and flipped the table, and then left angrily dragging a stool.

Duan Kai behind him was still shouting:

"Hey! Little magic stick, I don't mind if you change it here!"

I gritted my teeth, Duan Kai, okay, let's wait and see!

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