Daoist is robbing darts again today [Sword Three + Comprehensive Martial Arts]

I’m very ashamed of the writing style of elementary school students, please forgive me qwq

1.

Withered and yellow leaves fell one after another, Yu Luosha dropped the mouse expressionlessly, looked at the blood sprayed all over the screen, and let out a breath slowly.

dead again.

Since he came to the modern world, he has been obsessed with RPG (role-playing) games, and his daily routine is to attack different game characters and experience different endings after different choices. He didn't have the talent to fall in love normally. After he was stabbed to death in the office by the target of the strategy yesterday, he changed his personal strategy in a rage, but today he was still hacked by this seemingly soft and obedient little rabbit. Died in the corner park.

Miserable and miserable.

It is said that one of the five targets can achieve the BE ending of being dismembered. If Yu Luocha goes to play, needless to say, in all likelihood, the ending can be done with one stroke.

Sitting obediently in Yu Luocha's arms, Bai Xiaochun, who watched the whole process of walking towards BE, said weakly: "Father, you can actually attack those two targets who don't stab people. In this case, even if it is the end of BE won't be killed."

Yu Luocha said disapprovingly, "I am not interested in people who are too active."

The remaining two targets, one sunny and cheerful, and the other too delicate and weak, are not suitable for Yu Luocha.

Bai Xiaochun curled her lips and said, "Then why do you still reject his invitation for a date?" If it wasn't for Yu Luocha's ambiguous attitude, she firmly believed that this time the good guy would not do something like stabbing someone. Yes.

Yu Luocha gave her daughter a look of "You are still young and you don't understand", and slowly replied with an unfathomable face: "The highest state of flirting is actually indifferent, and only when the atmosphere is the best can you withdraw and leave." People feel lost, scratching their hearts and livers..."

Bai Jin, who had been sitting on the sofa reading a book silently, glanced at him and said expressionlessly, "Why are you such a scumbag."

Yu Luocha, who was stamped "very bad" by her Taoist companion, silently closed her mouth.

Bai Xiaochun looked at this, looked at that, and suddenly suggested: "Daddy, father, let's go to the playground tomorrow!" It's rare to come to such an interesting world for vacation, but you must have fun.It's a pity... her brother was going to practice swords in the villa, so he couldn't come with them.

2.

Bai Xiaochun, a demon cultivator, was female when she transformed into a human form.

Because her father wanted her to be a daughter, so he was as filial as she was, and when he transformed into a girl, he consciously transformed himself into a girl.

There are always more paths that demon cultivators can choose when cultivating than human cultivators. Bai Xiaochun thought over and over again, but he didn't know what the right choice was.But Yu Luocha and Bai Jin, who could offer advice, kept silent on this matter, just letting her think for herself.Therefore, Bai Xiaochun, who is "still young", has not embarked on the path of immortality or magic for the time being. He has chosen to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, which is the oldest and most suitable cultivation method for demon cultivation. The speed is extremely slow.

Thousands of years ago, it was just an ordinary cactus.Born on an unremarkable island in the mortal world, not even a spiritual plant, there is no possibility of half-formation.

But such an ordinary cactus has a father who is not ordinary at all.

white brocade.

Its father, Bai Jin, is a well-known top sword cultivator, very strong and fierce.Back then, in order to let his precious daughter open up her spiritual wisdom, he insisted on a sword and went into the extremely dangerous hidden fairyland. Such a big emperor ointment.

The emperor's slurry, which is shaped like an olive, has thousands of golden threads running through it, hanging down the world, and the vegetation can become a demon after receiving its essence.But in today's cultivation world, Diliuye has almost disappeared, and even if there is, it must be hidden, and no one else will know it, so don't look at this Diliuyou that is only as big as a fingernail, it is still the same It can make countless monks go through fire and water.

Bai Jin sealed the emperor's liquid in the bead string in his hand, waved his sleeves, and followed the Taoist contract directly to the Raksha sect where Yu Luocha was. Yu Luocha heard that Bai Jin had obtained the legendary emperor's liquid , is also very happy.But before he had time to feast his eyes, his Taoist companion with a clear mind was right in front of him, and personally fed a whole portion of Emperor Ointment to the cactus that never bloomed.

a bolt from the blue.

Yu Luocha was dumbfounded.

His expression at that time was wishing he could rush over and strangle Bai Jin to death, his face was flushed with breathlessness.

Under Yu Luocha's angry gaze, Bai Jin couldn't help laughing.

Jade Rakshasa: "..."

The consequence of laughing out loud was that the two of them had a fight on the spot. The fight was vigorous, from the Rakshasa Sect in the Western Regions to the Buddha Heart Sea in the Southern Regions. In the end, a Buddha Island was forcibly split in half. The spirit beast cultivators on the island scattered one after another, escaping from the damage range of the two great powers, but since then, the two of them have completely offended the Buddhist cultivators in the cultivation world.

In this chaos, the cactus melted into dots of green light, and finally converged into a vague human shape.

Bai Xiaochun has been completely reborn since then.It's perfect.

3.

Although Bai Xiaochun is not such a rare treasure spiritual plant, after all, he is still a demon cultivator who absorbs the emperor's liquid to transform into form. Once formed, he has the cultivation base of the golden core stage, and his cultivation talent is stronger than most spiritual plants in the cultivation world Since his father, Bai Jin, was a battle madman who ran out every day to make troubles, Bai Xiaochun had no choice but to practice alongside Yu Luocha.

Yu Luocha looked at Bai Xiaochun at the beginning, it can be said that he had very malicious intentions.

——I don’t know if I throw it into the alchemy furnace to make a panacea, can it still maintain the effect of Emperor Liuye?

Yu Luocha's claws were about to move, but Bai Jin's relationship was still hindering him from making a real move. He felt upset when he looked at Bai Xiaochun, but he was afraid that this little thing would be stolen by others to refine it into a panacea when he was not paying attention. He had to take her with him all the time.

Under Yu Luocha's uncertain attitude, Bai Xiaochun survived shivering.

Until one day, Bai Jin, who had successfully cleared another secret realm, returned with a full load. When he returned home and saw such a situation, he thought for a while and gave his daughter an idea.

The small cactus in rigid shape is not stable in shape.

Thanks to family inheritance or natural advantages, other spirit plants and spirit beasts have very good looks once they take shape, but I don't know if it is Bai Xiaochun's own problem, or the sequelae of absorbing too much Diliuye, Bai Xiaochun ten days For seven or eight days, it looked like a translucent "little green man", with blurred facial features, and it could only be seen that it was a girl.So after listening to her father's advice, Bai Xiaochun practiced hard every day, and when she was finally able to control her own spiritual power, she finally transformed her facial features meticulously.

Five points are like white brocade, and five points are like jade rakshasa.

As soon as this appearance came out, Bai Xiaochun immediately noticed that Yu Luocha's gaze became much more friendly.

Then one day, after Bai Xiaochun hugged Yu Luocha's leg and tentatively called his father, Yu Luocha finally put away the idea of ​​throwing her into the alchemy furnace.

In this way, Bai Xiaochun finally saved his life.

congratulations.

4.

Feng Shui takes turns, this sentence is not bad at all.

Back then Yu Luocha was able to cruelly leave Ximen Chuuxue to Bai Jin to take care of, but today Bai Jin can't be blamed for leaving his daughter to him to be responsible.

Not being able to grow up with Ximen Chuuxue has always been a regret in Yu Luocha's heart. Now that she suddenly has a well-behaved and obedient daughter who is a little silly, she finally has a chance to make up for that regret.Although this daughter is far less intelligent than his Xiaoxue, she is still a malleable talent, and there is nothing wrong with being stupid.

The most important thing is that Bai Xiaochun looks like the child of Yu Luocha and Bai Jin at first glance. When Yu Luocha brought Bai Xiaochun to the meeting between the devil emperors for the first time, even the female fox who had practiced for ten thousand years was too scared. Covering his mouth, he exclaimed, "Could this be the child of you and your Taoist companion?"

Yu Luocha said proudly: "Not bad."

The female fox rolled her eyes and asked maliciously, "Your child?"

Yu Luocha gave her an annoyed sideways glance.

The mother fox smiled and took off the hair ornament on her head, handed it to Bai Xiaochun affectionately, and said: "Good boy, keep it, this is my meeting gift from you."

Bai Xiaochun was amazed by the gorgeous face of the woman in red, and it wasn't until the beautiful hair accessory was in her hands that she suddenly recovered.Holding the golden hair ornament, she looked at it again and again, and finally looked at her father eagerly.

Yu Luocha said lightly: "Take it."

The things picked from the Devil Emperor are all rare and good things in the world.

Bai Xiaochun thanked obediently, and carefully accepted the hair ornament.

Then the female fox smiled and said: "Why are you so obedient? This is not like you at all, nor is it like your Taoist companion."

Yu Luocha snorted, and just said: "Speaking of business, how is the arrangement over there?"

"Don't worry, I've always been safe in my shots." The mother fox smiled sweetly, "Nine is the number, but we have ten devil emperors. This extra one will definitely not be tolerated by the heavens. Sooner or later, lightning will strike one of them to death." , since I don't want to make myself unlucky, I can only take the initiative to make the most unpopular self disappear."

Bai Xiaochun looked blankly at Yu Luocha, then at the beautiful woman in red in front of him, he couldn't quite understand what they were talking about, and finally his eyes stopped on the third Demon Emperor who had never spoken.

The "little child" who was stared at by Bai Xiaochun noticed her gaze, two small dimples appeared on his immature face, and jokingly said: "Yu Luocha, how did you two human races give birth to a cactus?"

He sniffed, his expression suddenly changed.

"Di Liao?" The Devil Emperor, who looked like a young child, sneered loudly: "Are you crazy, actually pouring Di Liao on a cactus?"

Yu Luocha, who felt that his taste had been severely ridiculed, just smiled and said indifferently: "I am happy."

He has to bear the blame for his Taoist companion, and he still feels a little bit distressed when he thinks about it.

5.

Bai Jin, who went on a trip again, came back.

When he came back, there was still a fat blue bird lying on his shoulder. It is said that he brought it out from the widow's mansion. Bai Jin also promised the fat bird. , I personally sent it to Penglai Island.

Yu Luosha picked up Bai Xiaochun, and said in a vicious voice, "You still care about your daughter?"

Bai Jin glanced at Bai Xiaochun, smiled gratifiedly and said, "It seems that the cultivation has made some progress, not bad."

Hearing the compliment, Bai Xiaochun smiled embarrassedly, and then heard Yu Luocha say sadly: "Aren't you afraid that I will throw her into the alchemy furnace to make alchemy?"

Bai Jin smiled and said fearlessly, "You throw it."

He casually nodded the blue fat bird's head, and gently instructed: "You go to rest in the spirit animal bag for a few days, and I will call you when you leave."

"Chirp."

The fat bird affectionately pecked at Bai Jin's hair, and was about to flap its small wings to fly, but was suddenly pinched by a hand, causing its entire body to deform.

"Chirp!!"

It was pinched again and again as a ball, and then it was roughly stuffed into the spirit beast bag. The instigator, Yu Luocha, sneered, "It's so fat, can it fly?"

Bai Jin smiled helplessly, and stretched out his hand to smooth Yu Luocha's hair, "Why are you so angry?"

Yu Luocha glanced at him expressionlessly, "Going to see Xiaoxue tomorrow?"

Bai Jin nodded and said, "Alright, we made an appointment to go to Penglai Island together, then we can set off directly from Wanmei Villa."

Yu Luocha silently looked at Bai Jin with a weird look for a while, then suddenly sighed.

"you……"

"Ok?"

He gritted his teeth and said, "You don't bring me with you now, do you?"

Bai Jin said innocently: "You are busy."

Yu Luocha glared at him: "What are you busy with?"

"Take the kids."

So, under Bai Xiaochun's blank eyes, the two parents fought on the spot in front of their children, almost toppled the entire palace, and in the end it was Bai Xiaochun who came back to his senses and cried loudly, which forced the two to live together. hands.

6.

Flying Snow World, Wanmei Villa.

"Master, father."

Ximen Chuuxue's eyes fell on Bai Xiaochun, feeling a little familiar inexplicably.He looked at Yu Luocha's face, then at Bai Jin's face, and asked tentatively, "Bai Xiaochun?"

Bai Xiaochun said weakly: "Brother."

Ximen Chuuxue looked at her freshly baked sister, and couldn't accept it for a while.That pot of cactus, which has been raised for thousands of years, has really become refined?

He reluctantly nodded, turned around and said, "Come in."

The plum trees behind him avoided to the sides one after another, actively giving way to a path leading to the interior of the villa.The Flying Snow World has no distinction between spring, summer, autumn and winter. It is a land of ice and snow all year round. Fortunately, most cultivators are not afraid of the cold and heat. The Flying Snow World is rich in all kinds of rare treasures, and there are countless hidden places in the Yifu. The resources are so rich that even other big worlds feel jealous. Ximen Chuuxue has become more obsessed with cultivation since he came to the Feixue world. Now he is preparing to participate in the Fairy Demon Conference in a hundred years.

Before coming to the Flying Snow World, Ximen Chuuxue had experienced two worlds alone. Although his swordsmanship had improved a lot, he was still lonely after all, until he happened to meet Bai Jinhou, who had traveled around in the Three Thousand Worlds. Only then can their family reunite in Flying Snow World.

Bai Jin is Ximen Chuuxue's guide, in the past, and still is.

So the cactus raised by the master turned into my sister or something... I can barely accept it.

Yu Luocha and Bai Jin had actually returned to the Daqing Dynasty, but at that time Ximen Chuuxue had already shattered the void, and he didn't know which world he went to. There are so many worlds outside this world, they have no clue, let alone find out. Also had to temporarily give up looking.

But the fate that should arrive will eventually come.

7.

Ximen Chuuxue's attitude towards Bai Xiaochun is not warm, but it is still much better than treating others. Bai Xiaochun has gradually discovered this, so every time Yu Luocha takes him to play in Wanmei Villa, she will take the initiative to go to Wanmei Villa. Sticking to Ximen Chuuxue, the two brothers and sisters also became closer.

This time he left the world of comprehension to play in this world, the person who misses Ximen Chuuxue the most turned out to be Bai Xiaochun.

In the amusement park, Bai Xiaochun held Bai Jin with one hand and Yu Luocha with the other. The family of three with extremely good looks had a high rate of turning heads. People overheard their "strange" conversations.

Bai Xiaochun sighed, "Why didn't brother come with us?"

Yu Luocha laughed and said, "He's busy practicing swords, so he won't have time to play with you."

He is still waiting for his son to become famous at the next Fairy and Demon Conference. Although their father-son relationship is still not suitable for public disclosure, he will take the opportunity to tell the cultivation world that Ximen Chuuxue is a direct apprentice of Sword Master Bai Jin, and it is also a very long-faced thing. things.As for this smaller one... She is still young, let's talk about it in a few hundred years.

Bai Xiaochun puffed up his face: "Father, Daddy, then...then when shall we go back?"

Bai Jin looked down at her: "Why, isn't the playground fun?"

Bai Xiaochun said: "Because... If there is only one brother, wouldn't he feel very lonely?"

Hearing this, Bai Jin just looked away, and said calmly: "The road is so difficult, you still have to go on alone after all. Aspirants, you can't be afraid of loneliness. You are a demon cultivator, and the time you have to go through is longer than any of us. , Yu Luosha and I can only accompany you for a few thousand years at most. After we leave, you will have to learn to walk on your own sooner or later."

Bai Xiaochun was taken aback, "Where are you going?"

Yu Luocha smiled freely and said, "You can either ascend or be martyred. Where else can you go?"

Bai Xiaochun was stunned.

For the first time, she seemed to think about the issue that her elders would leave her one day. In this bustling playground, all the laughter and laughter left her at this moment, and she felt an unprecedented loneliness.

People say that vegetation is ruthless, but is it true that vegetation is ruthless?

At least in the realm of comprehension, there are many kind and righteous flowers and trees, including Bai Xiaochun.

After a while, Bai Xiaochun asked again: "But, father is going to the Demon Realm, and Daddy is going to the Immortal Realm, shouldn't you separate?"

The two parents looked at each other in surprise, and then laughed at the same time, Bai Jin said: "You are going to the real spirit world, and you will also be separated from us."

Bai Xiaochun was taken aback, his eyes were already red.

She asked, "What about my brother?"

Bai Jin said: "Maybe I will go to the fairy world too, if everything succeeds."

Brother and father will go to the same place, which is more comfort than nothing, but in the end, Bai Xiaochun's tears still drip down, and the family will be torn apart, which seems to make her feel more uncomfortable than death.

Yu Luocha glared at Bai Jin and hugged her daughter.

"What's there to cry about? It's not like we haven't been separated before." Yu Luocha frowned and said, "Not to mention the fairy world and the devil world, even in today's cultivation world, there are definitely not a few people who secretly criticize my relationship with your father. , have we ever wavered?"

A fairy cultivator and a demon cultivator are not unknown little characters, so the two of them are actually a pair of Taoists, which makes many practitioners find it unacceptable.

But so what, as long as you are strong enough, you have the power to do whatever you want.The strong are respected, even in the fairy world and the devil world, this is the same truth!

Bai Xiaochun asked with tears in his eyes, "Really?"

Yu Luocha kissed her daughter's hair and said, "Really."

Bai Xiaochun looked at Bai Jin for proof again, Bai Jin also nodded and said: "That's right."

Only then did Bai Xiaochun smile through his tears.

...Children are so cute.

Yu Luocha thought.

8.

"Look at you, she insisted on watering her so much when she was a child, and now she will cry if she disagrees with her."

Bai Jin said coldly: "You didn't water her too much back then."

"Oh." Yu Luocha sneered, "She almost rotted back then, and it wasn't the result of you watering her indiscriminately. She was only a little bit bigger, and the water you watered that time was more than the two of her combined. many."

Bai Jin frowned and said, "Frozen three feet doesn't happen in a day. If you didn't water her every day, the consequences would be so serious?"

Bai Xiaochun tugged Laximen Chuuxue's sleeve silently, "Brother...they are arguing again."

She paused, then asked again: "I feel like vomiting when I drink water, is it because of this reason?"

Before Ximen Chuuxue could say anything, Bai Jin said again: "And that time, it was clear that you poured wine on her own."

Yu Luocha laughed angrily, "It's obviously Xiaoxue who did it, don't blame me for any stupid things!"

Ximen Chuuxue who was forcibly dragged into the battle: "..."