The author has something to say: update in advance~ I went to the buffet with my good Jiyou gahahahaha wiped my saliva
It's time for them to perform.
After the stage fell into darkness for a short time, it gradually lit up again, and the scene was completely set up in a short period of time.
The originally noisy auditorium fell silent.
The narration sounded: "A long time ago, there lived a king and a queen. They longed to have a child. So they sincerely prayed to God, hoping that God would grant them a child. Soon after, the queen gave birth to a lovely little princess. , the girl's skin was as white as snow, her cheeks were as red as apples, and her hair was black and soft. Therefore, the king and queen named her Snow White... Finally, the king married a beautiful and extraordinary woman who was as beautiful as she was. Beautiful, but jealous and irritable. She can't tolerate any women who are more beautiful than herself. On this day, the queen asked about the magic mirror that can speak human language."
Having said this, the narrator stopped talking.
At the same time, Li Mei, who was wearing a gorgeous dress, appeared slowly, with long pale blond hair hanging down to her waist, her expression was indifferent and venomous.
Perfectly brought to life the villainous queen from the fairy tale.
Li Mei's eyes showed a touch of contempt, and after scanning the students in the audience, she turned around and spoke her lines: "Magic mirror, oh magic mirror, the most beautiful in the world..."
When she saw Su San standing in front of her with a smile in the magic mirror costume, she was speechless.
what happened……
Li Mei looked at the corner with questioning eyes, and saw the squad leader holding up a sign with a hard face: Sorry, something happened, let's act.
Li Mei took a deep breath and continued to speak the lines: "Who is the most beautiful person?"
In public, Susan won't make trouble... Probably.
But the facts proved that Li Mei thought of Su San too simply.
Su San's voice was resonant, and she replied happily: "Good queen, yes queen. The most beautiful person in the world is...Adrien Brody!"
Everyone: "..."
Li Mei: "..."
Who is that...
Su San covered her face shyly: "That's my male god Oppa o(*////▽////*)o"
Li Mei endured and endured, she threw Su San off the stage without impulsiveness, and patiently guided Su San back on track: "I'm talking about women."
Su San glanced at her regretfully: "I'm sorry, there is too much information to display."
Li Mei: "..."
You have to be patient, you have to be patient, her cerebellum has not yet fully developed, so I don't care about it with the idiot, and I definitely don't care about her.
Li Mei almost squeezed the words out between her teeth, and said to Su San word by word: "Here! This! On stage! On!"
Su San suddenly realized, "I should have said it earlier~"
Li Mei: "..."
Su San stopped when she saw it, coughed twice seriously, and slowly said the lines: "Snow White is more beautiful than the queen, she is not only witty, smart, beautiful, generous, cute and charming. A super idol with thousands of girls and boys, not only is his body extremely hot, but his measurements are counted from the top..."
Everyone: "..." Heying seems to have to explode some extraordinary secrets.
Li Mei couldn't bear it any longer, she tore off her gloves and threw them on Su San's face with a snap: "Stop putting money on your face! Shut up, you're a straight road and an airport when you lie down!"
Su San screamed: "Yaoshou! Kill, no, kill Jing!"
Li Mei was so angry that she bent down and took off her shoes as if she was about to throw them towards Su San, but the squad leader who caught up in time grabbed her with one hand and dragged her to the backstage.
The scene was completely out of control.
Li Mei struggled desperately to free the squad leader's hands, "Squad leader, don't stop me! I feel that the sleeping beast in my body is about to wake up, it wants to destroy everything, so don't stop me, let me beat that bastard to death!"
Squad leader: "What's the matter, you're already in the third year of high school, and you still haven't recovered from your second-year illness? It's enough to be calm and calm, we don't have the same knowledge as that bastard, we are the eldest ladies of the upper class with temperament, and our image is the most important!"
Li Mei was comforted by the monitor for a while, and finally gradually calmed down.She straightened her messy dress, and regained her haughty look, "Yes, I don't know as much as her."
After watching Li Mei enter the stage to continue the follow-up, the squad leader strangled Su San's neck with a ferocious face of "I want to die with you", "I think I will strangle you to death!"
Su San rolled her eyes, "Help... someone is going to murder this princess..."
On the stage, Li Mei looked at the hunter kneeling on one knee, and ordered viciously: "Kill Snow White for me, and bring her head to me!"
Hunter: "..." Isn't it the heart, such a strong taste is really a man?
The stage darkened, and when it was lit up again, a girl in a white dress appeared, holding a bird puppet in her hand, speaking softly, her eyes brimming with joy.
The hunter quietly appeared behind Su San.
At this time, the voice sounded again: "The hunter found Snow White. When he saw the scene of Snow White and the animals living in harmony, he couldn't bear it."
The hunter began to read the lines: "What a beautiful girl, do I really want to follow the Queen's order to take her heart?"
After the hunter finished speaking, the beam of light fell on Su San, and Su San gently held up the puppet of the bird, his lips as bright as roses slightly parted: "I don't know if the roasted bird is delicious..."
hunter:"……"
Audience: "..." Is this Snow White?Don't bully them for reading less books!
Su San wiped off his saliva, smiled and said to the little bird puppet: "I'm lying to you~little thing, let's go~"
You were just drooling, right?Must be sucking saliva, right!
Backstage, all the staff desperately grabbed the runaway squad leader, shouting: "Calm down, squad leader, you must calm down!"
The squad leader smiled maniacally: "Calm down? I'm very calm, I just want to go up and pull out that guy's useless head. I really regret that I didn't play the role of hunter hahahaha..."
Su San discovered the existence of the hunter, "May I ask who you are?"
The hunter took a step forward and drew his sword: "Your Highness, I am very sorry. Someone asked me to take your heart." After speaking, he raised his sword and waved towards Su San.
Su San dropped the bird puppet in his hand: "It's you! Pikachu!"
Hunter: "..." Endured it, and ran after Su San.
Su San turned around while fleeing, frightened: "Why are you chasing me?"
Hunter: "..." Enough!He said just now that he wanted to take your heart. What nonsense are you talking about, is he going to cooperate with you when he said that he wanted syrup?
Audience: "...What is going to happen in this drama?"
The stage darkened again, and the narration sounded: "The hunter couldn't bear it, so he let Snow White go. Snow White ran away for a long time, ran and ran, and found a small wooden house. She was tired and sleepy, and she couldn't hold on to the last one. The bed fell asleep. Soon the seven dwarfs came home."
Lie Hui didn't want to act at first, but was threatened by Su San with "If you don't dare to act, I'll take a photo of you one-year-old bedwetting crying and screaming and copy many photos and sprinkle them all over the campus!"
So when the audience saw that Lie Hui was two heads taller than the six dwarves, they fell silent.
Someone couldn't help it anymore: "This is not a dwarf returning home, it is clearly an attacking giant."
Dwarf No. [-] found Su San lying on the bed, and exclaimed: "Look, there is a woman lying on Xiao Qi's bed." (Note to little angel: Xiao Qi is Lie Hui.)
After finishing speaking, the six dwarves surrounded Su San together, chattering non-stop.
"We should wake her up."
"But I can't bear the girl in my dream."
At this time, Lie Hui, who was originally set by the dumb dwarf, said, "I'm coming."
After finishing speaking, Lie Hui stepped forward and kicked Su San off the bed.
Six Dwarfs: "..."
There were big black footprints on Su San's white skirt. She stood up tremblingly, clutching her sore buttocks.
He gritted his teeth and smiled, "I'm really sorry for the little dwarves, I want to ask who woke me up 'gently' just now."
The six dwarves pointed at Lie Hui in unison.
Su San stepped forward, "Thank you so much, mutant dwarf."
Lie Hui raised his eyebrows, "It's okay, the airport."
"Stupid orangutan with well-developed limbs"
"One Mapping River"
"Nutrition is all grown in the body, and the cerebellum is extremely weak."
"Unfortunate airport."
Su San frowned, and rolled up his sleeves: "You want to fight, don't you!?"
The scene became uncontrollably chaotic again.
The squad leader couldn't bear it anymore, she didn't care about the big families, and repeatedly sabotaged the plot, the uncle could bear it and the sister-in-law couldn't bear it!
He rolled up the thick math book, gave Lie Hui and Su San two slaps on the forehead, and yelled: "You guys are playing tricks?! This is a battlefield! Do you know that there is no gunpowder smoke and you are fighting to the death? If there is another time, believe it or not, I will eunuch you!"
The girl who was watching the squad leader spit and scolded others cautiously poked the person next to her with her elbow, and asked, "Why is the squad leader so nervous?"
"Because there will be scores after the performance, the top three will have a class fee of nearly [-] yuan."
"……I see"
Su San weakly raised his paw: "I don't have a little dick..."
The monitor squinted at her: "I'll make one for you."
Su San pissed in fright.
Squad leader, do your parents know that you have such a strong taste?
The squad leader's female prestige still had some effect, and Su San honestly played the two roles of the magic mirror and Snow White, and soon came to the end.
Su San was lying in the glass cabinet full of flowers, pretending solemnly.
The six dwarfs were pretending to cry, only Lie Hui looked at the sky expressionlessly and solemnly.
Narrator: "The dwarves weepingly put Snow White in a glass coffin filled with flowers, and prepared to hold a grand funeral.
At this time, the prince of the neighboring country happened to pass through the forest and saw the beautiful and lovely princess in the glass coffin. "
The stage darkened, and a beam of light appeared, gathering around An Xiaotu who was slowly walking out from the corner.
She was dressed in a tall British military uniform, with a red cloak inlaid with gold trim on both shoulders, and a Western sword pinned to her waist.
For the realism of the fairy tale, she specially put on a golden wig. An Xiaotu's facial features are pretty good. After being a little dressed up by the makeup artist, her appearance instantly exploded.
The low voices from the audience rose and fell, and they were all amazed by An Xiaotu.
An Xiaotu walked to the glass cabinet, gazed affectionately at the sleeping Su San, and said in a low voice: "What a poor princess, it would be great if you could be resurrected. Her skin is red and snow white, her cheeks are rosy, Someone who seems to be sleeping peacefully, who doesn't want to die at all."
With that said, it's time for the most exciting scene in the plot!
The audience was also familiar with the upcoming scene, and put down their melon seeds and potato chips one after another, and stretched their necks desperately to watch.
An Xiaotu stretched out her hand to support Su San, her gaze was affectionate, then she slowly lowered her head, and gradually approached Su San's ruddy lips.
Su San opened the gap and saw An Xiaotu's head leaning over, his hairs stood on end.She reminded anxiously in a low voice: "Just put on a show!"
When An Xiaotu heard Su San's words, she smiled, and finally kissed the corner of Su San's lips.
"Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
The yooo sound in the auditorium almost lifted the ceiling.
Su San: "..." Yingying died, and was taken advantage of by the heroine.
[Ding dong!An Xiaotu's favorability +20. 】
It's time for them to perform.
After the stage fell into darkness for a short time, it gradually lit up again, and the scene was completely set up in a short period of time.
The originally noisy auditorium fell silent.
The narration sounded: "A long time ago, there lived a king and a queen. They longed to have a child. So they sincerely prayed to God, hoping that God would grant them a child. Soon after, the queen gave birth to a lovely little princess. , the girl's skin was as white as snow, her cheeks were as red as apples, and her hair was black and soft. Therefore, the king and queen named her Snow White... Finally, the king married a beautiful and extraordinary woman who was as beautiful as she was. Beautiful, but jealous and irritable. She can't tolerate any women who are more beautiful than herself. On this day, the queen asked about the magic mirror that can speak human language."
Having said this, the narrator stopped talking.
At the same time, Li Mei, who was wearing a gorgeous dress, appeared slowly, with long pale blond hair hanging down to her waist, her expression was indifferent and venomous.
Perfectly brought to life the villainous queen from the fairy tale.
Li Mei's eyes showed a touch of contempt, and after scanning the students in the audience, she turned around and spoke her lines: "Magic mirror, oh magic mirror, the most beautiful in the world..."
When she saw Su San standing in front of her with a smile in the magic mirror costume, she was speechless.
what happened……
Li Mei looked at the corner with questioning eyes, and saw the squad leader holding up a sign with a hard face: Sorry, something happened, let's act.
Li Mei took a deep breath and continued to speak the lines: "Who is the most beautiful person?"
In public, Susan won't make trouble... Probably.
But the facts proved that Li Mei thought of Su San too simply.
Su San's voice was resonant, and she replied happily: "Good queen, yes queen. The most beautiful person in the world is...Adrien Brody!"
Everyone: "..."
Li Mei: "..."
Who is that...
Su San covered her face shyly: "That's my male god Oppa o(*////▽////*)o"
Li Mei endured and endured, she threw Su San off the stage without impulsiveness, and patiently guided Su San back on track: "I'm talking about women."
Su San glanced at her regretfully: "I'm sorry, there is too much information to display."
Li Mei: "..."
You have to be patient, you have to be patient, her cerebellum has not yet fully developed, so I don't care about it with the idiot, and I definitely don't care about her.
Li Mei almost squeezed the words out between her teeth, and said to Su San word by word: "Here! This! On stage! On!"
Su San suddenly realized, "I should have said it earlier~"
Li Mei: "..."
Su San stopped when she saw it, coughed twice seriously, and slowly said the lines: "Snow White is more beautiful than the queen, she is not only witty, smart, beautiful, generous, cute and charming. A super idol with thousands of girls and boys, not only is his body extremely hot, but his measurements are counted from the top..."
Everyone: "..." Heying seems to have to explode some extraordinary secrets.
Li Mei couldn't bear it any longer, she tore off her gloves and threw them on Su San's face with a snap: "Stop putting money on your face! Shut up, you're a straight road and an airport when you lie down!"
Su San screamed: "Yaoshou! Kill, no, kill Jing!"
Li Mei was so angry that she bent down and took off her shoes as if she was about to throw them towards Su San, but the squad leader who caught up in time grabbed her with one hand and dragged her to the backstage.
The scene was completely out of control.
Li Mei struggled desperately to free the squad leader's hands, "Squad leader, don't stop me! I feel that the sleeping beast in my body is about to wake up, it wants to destroy everything, so don't stop me, let me beat that bastard to death!"
Squad leader: "What's the matter, you're already in the third year of high school, and you still haven't recovered from your second-year illness? It's enough to be calm and calm, we don't have the same knowledge as that bastard, we are the eldest ladies of the upper class with temperament, and our image is the most important!"
Li Mei was comforted by the monitor for a while, and finally gradually calmed down.She straightened her messy dress, and regained her haughty look, "Yes, I don't know as much as her."
After watching Li Mei enter the stage to continue the follow-up, the squad leader strangled Su San's neck with a ferocious face of "I want to die with you", "I think I will strangle you to death!"
Su San rolled her eyes, "Help... someone is going to murder this princess..."
On the stage, Li Mei looked at the hunter kneeling on one knee, and ordered viciously: "Kill Snow White for me, and bring her head to me!"
Hunter: "..." Isn't it the heart, such a strong taste is really a man?
The stage darkened, and when it was lit up again, a girl in a white dress appeared, holding a bird puppet in her hand, speaking softly, her eyes brimming with joy.
The hunter quietly appeared behind Su San.
At this time, the voice sounded again: "The hunter found Snow White. When he saw the scene of Snow White and the animals living in harmony, he couldn't bear it."
The hunter began to read the lines: "What a beautiful girl, do I really want to follow the Queen's order to take her heart?"
After the hunter finished speaking, the beam of light fell on Su San, and Su San gently held up the puppet of the bird, his lips as bright as roses slightly parted: "I don't know if the roasted bird is delicious..."
hunter:"……"
Audience: "..." Is this Snow White?Don't bully them for reading less books!
Su San wiped off his saliva, smiled and said to the little bird puppet: "I'm lying to you~little thing, let's go~"
You were just drooling, right?Must be sucking saliva, right!
Backstage, all the staff desperately grabbed the runaway squad leader, shouting: "Calm down, squad leader, you must calm down!"
The squad leader smiled maniacally: "Calm down? I'm very calm, I just want to go up and pull out that guy's useless head. I really regret that I didn't play the role of hunter hahahaha..."
Su San discovered the existence of the hunter, "May I ask who you are?"
The hunter took a step forward and drew his sword: "Your Highness, I am very sorry. Someone asked me to take your heart." After speaking, he raised his sword and waved towards Su San.
Su San dropped the bird puppet in his hand: "It's you! Pikachu!"
Hunter: "..." Endured it, and ran after Su San.
Su San turned around while fleeing, frightened: "Why are you chasing me?"
Hunter: "..." Enough!He said just now that he wanted to take your heart. What nonsense are you talking about, is he going to cooperate with you when he said that he wanted syrup?
Audience: "...What is going to happen in this drama?"
The stage darkened again, and the narration sounded: "The hunter couldn't bear it, so he let Snow White go. Snow White ran away for a long time, ran and ran, and found a small wooden house. She was tired and sleepy, and she couldn't hold on to the last one. The bed fell asleep. Soon the seven dwarfs came home."
Lie Hui didn't want to act at first, but was threatened by Su San with "If you don't dare to act, I'll take a photo of you one-year-old bedwetting crying and screaming and copy many photos and sprinkle them all over the campus!"
So when the audience saw that Lie Hui was two heads taller than the six dwarves, they fell silent.
Someone couldn't help it anymore: "This is not a dwarf returning home, it is clearly an attacking giant."
Dwarf No. [-] found Su San lying on the bed, and exclaimed: "Look, there is a woman lying on Xiao Qi's bed." (Note to little angel: Xiao Qi is Lie Hui.)
After finishing speaking, the six dwarves surrounded Su San together, chattering non-stop.
"We should wake her up."
"But I can't bear the girl in my dream."
At this time, Lie Hui, who was originally set by the dumb dwarf, said, "I'm coming."
After finishing speaking, Lie Hui stepped forward and kicked Su San off the bed.
Six Dwarfs: "..."
There were big black footprints on Su San's white skirt. She stood up tremblingly, clutching her sore buttocks.
He gritted his teeth and smiled, "I'm really sorry for the little dwarves, I want to ask who woke me up 'gently' just now."
The six dwarves pointed at Lie Hui in unison.
Su San stepped forward, "Thank you so much, mutant dwarf."
Lie Hui raised his eyebrows, "It's okay, the airport."
"Stupid orangutan with well-developed limbs"
"One Mapping River"
"Nutrition is all grown in the body, and the cerebellum is extremely weak."
"Unfortunate airport."
Su San frowned, and rolled up his sleeves: "You want to fight, don't you!?"
The scene became uncontrollably chaotic again.
The squad leader couldn't bear it anymore, she didn't care about the big families, and repeatedly sabotaged the plot, the uncle could bear it and the sister-in-law couldn't bear it!
He rolled up the thick math book, gave Lie Hui and Su San two slaps on the forehead, and yelled: "You guys are playing tricks?! This is a battlefield! Do you know that there is no gunpowder smoke and you are fighting to the death? If there is another time, believe it or not, I will eunuch you!"
The girl who was watching the squad leader spit and scolded others cautiously poked the person next to her with her elbow, and asked, "Why is the squad leader so nervous?"
"Because there will be scores after the performance, the top three will have a class fee of nearly [-] yuan."
"……I see"
Su San weakly raised his paw: "I don't have a little dick..."
The monitor squinted at her: "I'll make one for you."
Su San pissed in fright.
Squad leader, do your parents know that you have such a strong taste?
The squad leader's female prestige still had some effect, and Su San honestly played the two roles of the magic mirror and Snow White, and soon came to the end.
Su San was lying in the glass cabinet full of flowers, pretending solemnly.
The six dwarfs were pretending to cry, only Lie Hui looked at the sky expressionlessly and solemnly.
Narrator: "The dwarves weepingly put Snow White in a glass coffin filled with flowers, and prepared to hold a grand funeral.
At this time, the prince of the neighboring country happened to pass through the forest and saw the beautiful and lovely princess in the glass coffin. "
The stage darkened, and a beam of light appeared, gathering around An Xiaotu who was slowly walking out from the corner.
She was dressed in a tall British military uniform, with a red cloak inlaid with gold trim on both shoulders, and a Western sword pinned to her waist.
For the realism of the fairy tale, she specially put on a golden wig. An Xiaotu's facial features are pretty good. After being a little dressed up by the makeup artist, her appearance instantly exploded.
The low voices from the audience rose and fell, and they were all amazed by An Xiaotu.
An Xiaotu walked to the glass cabinet, gazed affectionately at the sleeping Su San, and said in a low voice: "What a poor princess, it would be great if you could be resurrected. Her skin is red and snow white, her cheeks are rosy, Someone who seems to be sleeping peacefully, who doesn't want to die at all."
With that said, it's time for the most exciting scene in the plot!
The audience was also familiar with the upcoming scene, and put down their melon seeds and potato chips one after another, and stretched their necks desperately to watch.
An Xiaotu stretched out her hand to support Su San, her gaze was affectionate, then she slowly lowered her head, and gradually approached Su San's ruddy lips.
Su San opened the gap and saw An Xiaotu's head leaning over, his hairs stood on end.She reminded anxiously in a low voice: "Just put on a show!"
When An Xiaotu heard Su San's words, she smiled, and finally kissed the corner of Su San's lips.
"Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
The yooo sound in the auditorium almost lifted the ceiling.
Su San: "..." Yingying died, and was taken advantage of by the heroine.
[Ding dong!An Xiaotu's favorability +20. 】
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