seek pleasure

No one in the Three Realms knows that Emperor Zunluo has a sweetheart, but Emperor Zunluo's sweetheart is a snail's affair. Only a few people in the heavens know about it. Zunluo protects his lover very closely. Perhaps it was related to the fact that they were almost separated from Yin and Yang.

Zun Luo has no room for negotiation regarding his own snails. He is usually gentle and tactful, but only when facing issues related to his lover will he reveal his cold side of being an emperor, killing and cutting decisively.Zun Luo regards the snail very strictly and rarely lets him go out. Unfortunately, the snail in his family has a lot of mana and can often run out of the house alone. The fairy servants who serve the snail have been secretly punished for this.

All the immortal gods in the upper heavens know that Emperor Zunluo's Ni Lin is his heart and soul alone. Even if Zunluo's fairy mansion is demolished, as long as he doesn't touch his snail, it will not be a big deal.

The title of Emperor Zunluo's Wife Slave resounds throughout the heavens, and the immortals in the lower heavens all envy and hate his wife. In the early years, when everyone didn't know that he had married a wife, Zunluo was the top three seed contestant in the selection of son-in-law in the heavens. Countless men and women have sharpened their heads, wanting to become Zun Luo Dijun's partner, and the means are all kinds of strange and varied.In the end, Zun Luo was overwhelmed by the disturbance, and released the news that he had already married a wife and that he had only his beloved wife in this life. The sky suddenly wailed, and the fairies washed their faces with tears.

Although Merwin gossips, he never talks too much. Zun Luo has a very good relationship with him. He never gossips about his friends casually, so he never mentioned it to anyone after he returned, and Xiaodouzi was no exception.

Just a few days after saying goodbye to the little snail that day, there was a big event in Shangchongtian. Emperor Zunluo suddenly delivered wedding invitations and invited everyone to a banquet in the mansion. The reason was that his wife was pregnant.

This kind of happy event should be congratulated from all over the world, all the gods who were invited went, and those who were not invited, even though they were extremely curious, did not dare to touch the minefield of Zun Luo Dijun, and only dared to give gifts in person Go, and then go back home honestly.

There were not many people invited to the banquet, but the crowd was huge. At least Emperor Zunluo’s Immortal Mansion was being prepared a month in advance. The pregnant little snail nestled comfortably in the bed, enjoying the peeled fruits of Zunluo. The busyness didn't bother him at all.

Merwin was naturally among those invited, and Zun Luo personally sent the post, but it was just to show off his own snail, "Let me tell you, my snail is super cute now, although it was cute before, no no, my snail Snail is always so cute..."

Say it to anyone caught, even Feng Jue was not spared. If someone cooperates and responds, saying that his snail is really good, he will immediately blow his hair, grab that person by the collar and shout, "My snail is cute, are you so cute?" How do you know?! Do you have any thoughts about my Snail?! Let me tell you! Get rid of this heart as soon as possible! Otherwise, I will fight with you! My Snail only loves me! He already has a baby, so he won’t like you Yes! Do you hear that?!"

If others do not cooperate and say that his snail is not as good as he said, he will still jump up, pointing at that person and yelling, "How dare you say my snail is not cute?! Are you blind?! My snail She is the cutest in the world! How dare you say that my Snail is not good?! I want to duel with you! Stop talking nonsense! Draw your sword! Let’s fight!”

If, like Merwin, he smiled and said nothing the whole time, but nodded at the right time to express his agreement, he would keep talking until his fairy servant passed on his wife's words and called him to go home for dinner, and Zun Luo would be so fart Cheers away.

But if you have the combat power and coercion of Feng Jue, you can drive away the chatterbox with a cold face like him, and you won't get Zun Luo's mouth attack.

Zun Luo talked with Merwin for a full two hours, and finally listened to the servant's message, and went to the gentle hometown of his snail without looking back.

When Zun Luo left, Xiaodouzi sighed in relief, "Finally gone... Emperor Zun Luo can really talk!" Then he remembered something, and said to Mowen, "Speaking of which, Your Majesty, you have already decided on the congratulatory gift you want to give. ?"

Merwin looked puzzled, "Congratulations?"

Little Douzi: "..."

Sending congratulatory gifts is a technical task, and it has been an eternal problem in the three realms.If it is placed in the lower heaven, there is nothing to worry about, those who make alchemy give pills, those who plant trees give fruit, those who make wine give wine, and those who plant flowers give flowers, but in the upper heaven, these emperors, venerables, and ancient gods, they are all immortal. The gods are super powerful, the ancient gods of Qingyue are good at astrology and divination, Venerable Xiliu has excellent medical skills, Emperor Wenchang is in charge of the fate of the three realms, and Lord Suhexing is in charge of the marriage of immortals, gods and demons. Although it sounds powerful and capable, it cannot Give it away as a favor!If you leak it at will, you will be punished by God, okay? !

Therefore, what these ancient gods and immortals hate most is the banquet where gifts are given, but it is extremely difficult for them to conceive children. Therefore, it is a great blessing for the wife of Emperor Luo Dijun to be happy, and there is absolutely no reason to refuse to attend, so at this time Everyone is worrying about presents.

Giving congratulatory gifts is very particular, at least one must be worthy of one's own status, but the more detached the fairy god, the less he pays attention to accumulating those rare treasures, so every time the gift is given, he will scratch his head and scratch his head, which is very painful.

Merwin naturally didn't feel this kind of pain, because in his opinion, what he gave was similar, and even if the gift was ordinary, Zun Luo wouldn't have any opinion on him, and he didn't feel ashamed at all.

So this girl is going to pick some melons, fruits and vegetables from the back garden and send them over. If not, he will lick a few more accessories. Anyway, he has countless accessories, and he doesn't care about one or two.

Xiaodouzi tried his best to persuade, but still failed to persuade Jun, who had a strange brain, and watched him pick some oranges, grapes, cherries, cabbage, radishes, pat the soil and put them into baskets.Although these things come from the human world, they are bathed in the spiritual energy of the heavens, so they are different from the human world.

Xiaodouzi looked at the sweet and sour fruits picked by Junshang, and felt that his master was not completely careless, but rather meticulous.Later, I saw Jun Shang picked out a few more extraordinary accessories, packed them in boxes, and put them together with cabbages, so I finally felt at ease.

Merwin dismissed his congratulatory gift, and turned to wonder about the sealed gift.Feng Jue was more straightforward than him. He filled some spiritual soil with a jade bottle, inserted various spiritual flowers in the back garden, sealed the spiritual energy with magic power, and made these flowers stay in the most beautiful moment. It was considered a congratulatory gift.

But Merwin knew that the little snails in Zun Luo's family liked to eat these flowers the most, so this was also a heartfelt gift.Thinking like this, he couldn't help but look at Feng Jue twice more. He didn't expect that this guy looked heartless, but he was actually quite good at it.The same is true of Feng Abaimerwin's congratulatory gift.

The two of them didn't feel that there was anything wrong with their respective gifts at all. Even on the day of the banquet later, when they saw the congratulatory gifts presented by others one after another, they still remained calm.Take out your presents generously, completely ignoring the expressions of others who can't bear to look directly at them.