A look at the city of people [comprehensive]

Before Sun Wukong and Sun Wukong came to Xieyang Mountain, Gu Guozhu said that he wanted to talk to Zhenxian Ruyi, and he did have a good talk with Zhenxian Ruyi.

Not the kind of talk about life, but the kind of talk about business:

Gu Guozhu intends to change the status quo of Xiliang, so naturally he wants to start with Xiliang's internal and external troubles.Let’s not talk about internal troubles, let’s just talk about foreign troubles. The three foreign troubles that pose the greatest threat to Xiliang are naturally the King of Inspiration, the Scorpion Spirit of Pipa Cave, and the True Immortal Ruyi.Now that the king of inspiration is taken back by Guanyin Bodhisattva, she will not go to Tongtianhe to do evil again, but the scorpion spirit in the Pipa Cave is a terrible monster. Back then, even the Tathagata Buddha dared to sting. If you don't die, you will die. Tathagata Buddha will not let her go. Those who wait for the scorpion spirit will only die. Since the four masters and apprentices of Monkey King have come here, the death of the scorpion spirit has come. There is no need for Xiliang to worry too much; the rest is Ruyi Zhenxian, the younger brother of the Bull Demon King. Compared with the inspiration king and the scorpion spirit, Ruyi Zhenxian is actually not a lot of evil, he is just greedy for money.

And Gu Guozhu came here to point out a way for True Immortal Ruyi to make a fortune, that is, let True Immortal Ruyi switch to Zimuhe's business, and he doesn't have to stick to Xiliang Kingdom.

You have to know how big the Xiliang country is, and it is only a medium-sized county in the Tang Dynasty. No matter how much Ruyi is squeezed, it will not squeeze out many flowers. wide, far away.

How about being a true king of Song Zi?

Maybe one day the reputation can spread to Great Tang, and Great Tang is the most prosperous country, where prosperity is like brocade, gold and silver are everywhere, if you get the Tang King's eyes, then wait for the glory and wealth to add to your body.

All in all, Gu Guozhu drew a big cake for Ruyi Zhenxian, and Ruyi Zhenxian couldn't resist such a language impact at the moment, and was fascinated by the beautiful fantasy, not only did he no longer care about Gu Guozhu's previous appearance. Offended by praise and derogation, his attitude turned 180 degrees, and he was very kind to Gu Guozhu, and he didn't even care about the grievances between Sun Wukong and his nephew, so he generously gave Sun Wukong a pot of spring water from Luotaiquan .

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Dasheng was carrying the jar, and he didn't know whether he should be thankful that he didn't continue to fight against the Bull Demon King, or whether he should sympathize with the Bull Demon King for having such a brother with a bad brain.Wait, the Bull Demon King doesn't seem to be very smart.

No no, this is not important, the important thing is that Sun Wukong understands why mortals are in power now, while the monsters have a lot of cultivation, but they can only say that they occupy the mountains as kings, or they hide in the mountains .

No, no, no, Sun Dasheng felt that this was not what he wanted to express the most, but he was still in a daze when he saw the smiling and blooming Ruyi Immortal, not knowing what to say.

Gu Guozhu still had a decent smile on his face, and said politely: "I will come to discuss the specific matters with Zhenxian again, so I will excuse you for now."

True Immortal Ruyi grinned and said, "It's easy to talk about."

In this way, they drove back to the palace safe and sound.

On the way, Sun Wukong finally came back to his senses. He scratched his head, stared at Gu Guozhu for a moment, and then choked out: "The Tang Dynasty is not full of gold and silver!" However, when he met Tang Seng coming out of Wuzhi Mountain, he was still in the territory of Tang Dynasty. Although he had never been to Chang'an, he had heard people talk about Chang'an. As I said, Chang'an is even more fairyland than fairyland.

"Is that so?" Gu Guozhu pretended to be surprised, "I have never been to Tang Dynasty in person."

Monkey King: "...Then you still?"

Gu Guozhu smiled slowly: "The holy monk and his disciples came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and it took a long time to travel to our Xiliang country, right? Although I don't know how difficult it is on this road, but just from the Tang Dynasty. You can also see the leopard in the words of the pig saint monk. Then you all have a difficult journey like this, let alone Ruyi Zhenxian. What's more, the road needs to be taken step by step, and the reputation of Zimuhe needs to be spread little by little. When True Immortal Ruyi spread her fame to the Great Tang, I was no longer alive, so even if True Immortal Ruyi turned to look for him, there should be nowhere to find him."

Sun Wukong gave Gu Guozhu a strange look, and said "tsk": "You are just trying to trick him, and what are you talking about so much?"

Gu Guozhu didn't deny it either, he just had a glorious appearance: "The widow calls it a white lie."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes.

Gu Guo glanced at the jar in Sun Wukong's hand pointingly: "Do you need someone to remind Sun Shengseng that the jar of fetal spring water in your hand is due to this white lie of my widow?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes back and waved his fur paw at Gu Guozhu: "Without you, my old grandson can bring it back."

Gu Guozhu said noncommittally: "I believe you."

Sun Wukong: "..." Annoying or not!

Not long after they returned to the palace, Gu Guozhu did not follow Sun Wukong to see their master and apprentice drinking the water from the birth spring, but Zhu Bajie and the others were already waiting in the side hall. Seeing that Sun Wukong did not return empty-handed this time, they were obviously Or vaguely relieved.

After Sun Wukong poured out the spring water from the fetal birth spring, they each took a sip in silence, and they remained silent for a long time after drinking. It is true that they no longer have stomach pains, but the one who finally broke the silence was Tang Seng who had been holding the Buddhist beads and chanting silently. He said: "Let's find the king as soon as possible to exchange for the customs clearance document. Let's go as soon as possible."

Zhu Bajie raised his head, and said loudly as before: "Master is right, I have long wanted to leave this ghostly place."

Drifting continued to remain silent, acquiescing to the proposal.

Monkey King said impatiently, "Then what are you waiting for?"

The four of them, master and apprentice, went to see Gu Guozhu again, but after hearing their intentions, Gu Guozhu raised his eyebrows: "How many of you are planning to leave just like this after being appointed in our Xiliang country?"

His previous attitude was mild and amiable, but now when he said this sentence, even the most innocent Tang Seng couldn't take it as a good word, and Gu Guozhu's sudden change of face made them uncomfortable.

Zhu Bajie was the first to yell: "Then what does Your Majesty want? Will we keep the four of us, master and apprentice, as human race?"

Tang Seng blushed and called Zhu Bajie: "Bajie!"

This is very common, after all, Tang Seng usually wipes the ass of his apprentices because of their shocking looks and words, but this time the difference is that Monkey King, who is always informal, also gave Zhu Bajie a blank look: "Idiot." I have heard that males can be used as human races for males.

But Zhu Bajie misunderstood: "Brother Hou, you really fell in love with the ruler of this daughter country? Yes, she is as beautiful as a fairy." He didn't care how others were stunned, and a bunch of words came out: "Yes, since the senior brother has moved Fanxin, our team of learning scriptures can be disbanded. Hurry up and take out the salute. We can divide the salute. Brother Hou's share can also be used as a dowry gift for him."

"Shut up!" Sun Wukong couldn't take it anymore, took out the golden cudgel, and waved it at Zhu Bajie a few times. He was going to expose Gu Guozhu's identity, but Gu Guozhu, who was sitting at the top, said: "Man Shuo There is no theory of yin and yang marriages in our Xiliang country, it is really a precedent, it is also a man's marriage, so it is not a dowry, but a dowry."

As soon as this remark came out, even Zhu Bajie, who was full of fat intestines and mouth, was stunned. He just said that. He looked at the beautiful king, and then at his brother Monkey, who had a rough face and a thunderous mouth. Can't help feeling: "Isn't this flowers stuck in cow dung?"

At this time Gu Guozhu wondered again: "When did the widow say that he wanted to recruit Sun Shengseng to marry him? Although Sun Shengseng is indeed the cutest among you and others."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Tang Seng: "...!"

Drifting: "...!"

Sun Dasheng came back to his senses, pointed at Gu Guozhu, who spoke very unscrupulously, and said angrily: "You, you, you - I am so angry!"

Zhu Bajie: "Huh?"

Monkey King went over with a stick and knocked Zhu Bajie's bag.

Zhu Bajie: "..." He felt aggrieved and dared not speak up.

Tang Seng came back to his senses at this time, and didn't know how to react. He could only read a sentence of Buddha like a cliché. At this time, the Buddha's name finally came into use. It even reminded Gu Guozhu, who had a lotus tongue: "The widow has lost his word After all, you should not use lay words like 'cute' to praise the holy monks, but to tell you the truth, I now have the intention of recruiting brother Yu to be the king's husband."

ha?

The four masters and apprentices: "??!"

They were at a loss, and Zhu Bajie wanted to sympathize with his monkey brother a little bit, and lamented again with a sour heart that his master is really a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is hungry. What's more unexpected is that it was Sun Wukong who spoke first this time: " Are you out of your mind?"

Zhu Bajie really sympathized with his brother Monkey now.

Gu Guozhu naturally continued: "I don't, I didn't have such intentions before, because I know that Brother Yu is an eminent monk, and an eminent monk who has attained the Tao is naturally not suitable for marriage, but Brother Yu had an abortion earlier, but he broke the precept of killing. In this way, it doesn’t matter if you break the lust ring again, right?”

The words can be said in this way, and Tang Seng's complexion turned pale when he hit the nail on the head, but Sun Wukong pointed out that it was not this. He hugged his golden cudgel irritably, and said bluntly: "Your Majesty is so talkative, don't you know yourself Is it male or female?"

Gu Guozhu tilted his head, and the phoenix-headed hairpin on his temples wanted to spread his wings and fly, and the tassels on the phoenix's mouth also tilted down along with his movements, adding a bit of brilliance, and his vermilion lips parted lightly: "The difference between the two What is the relationship between them?"

But Zhu Bajie came back, he stammered: "Brother Hou, what do you mean?" After he finished speaking, he rubbed his eyes and stared fixedly at Gu Guozhu, but no matter how he looked at it, the other Gu Guozhu didn't care. It's like a crow with a cloud of hair and a bunch of crows, dressed in a flower dress with a hundred dishes of gold, and looks like a beautiful woman!

This time it was Monkey King's turn to "ha".

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Zhu Bajie: My old pig came back to play a role in the literal sense ==

Xiaobailong: So, did I drink the water from the Falling Tire Spring?

Sun Wukong: Hey, you annoying fairy (you go!)