A look at the city of people [comprehensive]

The Great Sage really didn't have a good idea for a while, Gu Guozhu also saw his embarrassment, so he said empathetically: "Sun Shengseng, don't worry, just think slowly. During this period, my Xiliang Kingdom will still treat several people Hospitality."

After finishing speaking, he went to busy with his state affairs.

When they got back to the side hall where they lived, Zhu Bajie slumped on the chair and yelled: "I see what the king means, is he relying on brother monkey or something?"

Drifting glanced at Sun Wukong, saw that Sun Wukong was scratching his face and looked a little irritated, so he whispered to Zhu Bajie: "No matter what, we have to exchange customs clearance documents from His Majesty."

Otherwise they wouldn't be able to leave.

Zhu Bajie clicked his tongue: "But it's not easy to make the Xiliang Kingdom change the rules. Doesn't the king have to pretend to be a daughter even if he doesn't see it?"

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth when he heard the words, he hadn't seen Gu Guozhu aggrieved, he thought that guy was obviously enjoying it.

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie subconsciously shrunk his huge body, Qiqi Ai said: "Brother Monkey, what are you doing to me, I am helping you analyze it."

Sun Wukong raised his eyes to look at him.

Zhu Bajie flinched again without help, not to mention that he was really quick-witted: "Otherwise, let Master stay and marry me, Master, don't call me, listen to me, I mean pretend to let Master stay Get married to His Majesty, and wait until His Majesty is coaxed to give us a clearance certificate, and then we will replace the master."

This proposal made both Tang Seng and Drifting thoughtful, only the Great Sage sneered three times: "Coax him? Is he so easy to deceive?"

Zhu Bajie thought for a while and thought that since they met the Xiliang King, they basically didn't get any favors. When they went to see him earlier, they were humiliated by praise and criticism. Anyway, the Xiliang King is not a good person. Lord of fellowship.Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie sneered, "Then what do you think, Brother Monkey?"

Sun Wukong glared at him, but said nothing.

It's just that after a long time, they haven't been able to discuss a practical solution.Alas, people say that "three cobblers are the best Zhuge Liang", but they are four people, but they can't be called brainstorming. Not a fart, but Zhu Bajie is a bit quick-witted, but his quick-wittedness is more often than not, so that in the end, Sun Wukong was so upset that he simply flew away with the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.

Zhu Bajie scratched his chin, thinking: 'Who are you going to invite? '

In fact, Sun Wukong didn't go to find foreign aid, he went to Gu Guozhu.In his opinion, Gu Guozhu, a mere mortal, can subdue the Ruyi True Immortal, so there is no reason why he is incapable of governing the country.Monkey King just wanted to know what he was thinking, so he simply asked him directly.

Gu Guozhu put down the brush: "What do you think? I have nothing to do."

Sun Wukong pouted.

Gu Guozhu said bluntly: "The holy monk doesn't believe it? Why? It's because I think that even the real Ruyi can pour him an ecstasy, but even the mortal citizens of Xiliang Kingdom can't control it?"

Sun Wukong: "!!"

"The widow doesn't have any fairy tricks, but the thoughts of the holy monk are written on his face, which is very easy to understand." Gu Guozhu told the truth, but no matter how he heard his words, he was not convincing, and because of this, Monkey King When rolling his eyes, Gu Guozhu lowered his eyes and said in a deep voice: "Actually, in the matter of Ruyi's true immortal, the widow can be so smooth, it can be said that I borrowed the power of the holy monk-how can I look more amiable without the holy monk pretending to be a bad person? ?”

Sun Wukong: "..."

"Ah!" Gu Guozhu clapped his hands together suddenly, and his suddenness surprised Monkey King.

Monkey King: "Huh?"

Gu Guozhu restrained his posture as if he had woken up, and became the king of a country that looked graceful and luxurious again, and said with a smile: "I just suddenly realized from Ruyi Zhenxian that he is not a Buddhist, but a Daoist." The middle man." As the younger brother of the Bull Demon King, Ruyi Zhenxian does not have the monstrous appearance of the Bull Demon King. Heaps of brocade embroidery, exquisite treasure belt wrapped around the waist. A pair of Najin Lingbo socks, half revealing skirt with flashing embroidered velvet", but none of this hinders Ruyi from becoming a true immortal.

Sun Wukong said contemptuously, "What's the matter?"

Today, the heyday of Mahayana Buddhism in the human world is still in the west, and most of the other lands still believe in Taoism, and the various people Sun Wukong has seen are mostly Taoist, so I don’t think that a wishful true immortal from a Taoist is worth it What a fuss.

Gu Guozhu is actually just throwing bricks and attracting jade from himself: "I have said before that I am very yearning for the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and I also admire His Majesty the Tang King who has attracted congratulations from all over the world, so I specially searched for Tang Dynasty. One of His Majesty's deeds is about His Majesty Tang's beliefs."

Sun Wukong: "??"

Gu Guozhu said in a calm manner: "His Majesty the Tang Dynasty believes in Taoism, and the whole country of Tang Dynasty also believes in Taoism, so after I learned about Yudi, I was puzzled." He turned his eyebrows and said: "Say Brother Yu mentioned before that he was ordered to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures in order to get rid of his soul. This can explain why His Majesty the Tang Dynasty sent him to go to the West. I couldn't help being curious again, who gave His Majesty the King of Tang the enlightenment, let him know the beauty of Mahayana Buddhism, and know that Mahayana Buddhism can surpass the king?"

Sun Wukong said casually: "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, I vaguely heard Master mentioned that at that time, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva manifested and instructed Master to go to the west to learn scriptures." That's what he said, but the strange energy in Sun Wukong's heart was still there. He popped up, and at this moment he vaguely caught something, looked at Gu Guozhu who had a smile on his lips, and blurted out: "Your Majesty doesn't like Buddhism?"

Gu Guozhu's expression showed no flaws: "Why does the holy monk think so? You only praised Mahayana Buddhism."

Sun Wukong: "??"

Gu Guozhu said with reason and evidence: "'Let him know the beauty of Mahayana Buddhism', these are the original words of the widow, aren't they praising Mahayana Buddhism?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

"And the holy monk, you didn't answer the widow's question. The widow asked why His Majesty the King of Tang changed his mind, not the master of the holy monk." Gu Guozhu's persistent spirit of breaking the casserole and asking the end made Sun Wukong a little impatient but still Go back and ask Tang Seng.Tang Seng knew most of the inside information. For example, His Majesty Tang Wang built the "Water and Land Conference", invited him to perform rituals, and performed various wonderful scriptures. Afterwards, Avalokitesvara said that his Hinayana teachings cannot save the dead. , referring to him to go to the west to get the scriptures, and the "Water and Land Conference" seems to be related to the Dragon King of Jinghe.

Monkey King has been busy for a while, and he has pieced together the inside story.It turned out that the Dragon King of Jinghe River was beheaded for violating the rules of heaven because he gambled that there would be less rain. Land and Water Congress".

The Great Sage told this to Gu Guozhu, and Gu Guozhu suddenly realized after hearing this: "So that's the case, no wonder, no wonder."

He paced back and forth for a while, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said to the unintelligible Monkey King: "I can imitate this!"

Monkey King: "?"

"Think about it, His Majesty the King of Tang changed his mind only after experiencing such a shocking event, and Brother Yu decided to go to the West to learn scriptures after being enlightened by an immortal like Guanyin Bodhisattva. But we can also use this principle to make the people of the few people change their deep-rooted thoughts." Gu Guozhu became more and more excited as he spoke, and stared at Monkey King with burning eyes: "What magical powers do holy monks have? But can they transform into Guanyin Bodhisattva? Drank the water of Zimu River?"

Sun Wukong subconsciously said: "My grandson is not thirsty." He was really afraid of Zimuhe.

Gu Guozhu: "Huh?"

Monkey King scratched his face: "What exactly do you want to do?"

Gu Guozhu dragged his voice and said: "It depends on how many supernatural powers the holy monk has."

Sun Wukong always felt that he seemed to be on a pirate ship, but he was the one who agreed to do Gu Guozhu a favor before. Besides, they still need a customs clearance certificate, which can be called asking for help from others, so the Great Sage thought that if it is not too much , he will help a bunch, of course, except for drinking the water from Zimu River.No, he is not willing to touch it!

In fact, Gu Guozhu didn't want Sun Wukong to drink up the water of the Zimu River, who knows what the consequences will be.No, firstly, it is not necessary, and secondly, the Zimu River is the national treasure of the Xiliang Kingdom, and it may be the cornucopia of the future, so it must not tolerate any damage.

What Gu Guozhu asked the Great Sage to do was actually innocuous at first.It's just that this is not painful or itchy, which is aimed at Sun Dasheng, but it is terrible for other people:

"Our rooster has laid eggs!"

"In our house, the hens have been crowing for the past two days!"

"My bull's belly seems to be a lot bigger. Could it be that he is pregnant with cubs?"

"..."

All these things are different, which can make Xiliang Kingdom noisy.There are no men in Xiliang, and women can get pregnant by relying on the Zimu River, but it does not mean that there are no males or males in Xiliang, so things like roosters crowing, hens laying eggs, etc. are still the same as outside. Now it seems If it's turned upside down, can it keep them from panicking?

It's not over yet--

"It's terrible, the Zimu River is flowing backwards."

"The water is flowing to a higher place!"

This is already very frightening. The people of Xiliang Kingdom panicked, and the officials began to panic, but the more terrifying thing happened the next day. It was broad daylight, and they watched Gao Hang The sun in the sky was covered by darkness a little bit, and after a while, the entire Xiliang Kingdom was shrouded in darkness.

People all over the city: "!!!"

It is not an exaggeration for the people in the city to cry and howl like ghosts and wolves. They all fell to their knees, praying for the darkness to recede, and also hoped that everything in Xiliang Kingdom would return to normal. At this time, in the palace, Gu Guozhu comforted the officials and immediately decided to open the altar , Invite the eminent monks from the east to come and practice the dharma, in order to avoid disasters and save all living beings.

Sun Wukong: "..."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

[The rooster lays eggs and the hen crows, the river flows from low to high, and the sun is swallowed up, leaving only darkness. Is disaster imminent?Or punishment from heaven? ——Please look forward to the upcoming special program of "Xiao Fei Tells Stories" tomorrow night: "Who is behind the scenes?"]

Sun Wukong: My old grandson has nothing to say about fuck.

Gu Guozhu: :-D