A look at the city of people [comprehensive]

Hao Yingjun opened the door resolutely, and Ye Tong stood outside the door.

of course not……

It is true that Ye Tong played Xu Xian and Xu Shilin in "Legend of the New White Snake", but this Xu Shilin who came to knock on Hao Yingjun's door is not like that.In fact, Xu Shilin, the editor-in-chief of Tianting Film and Television Company, looks gentle and smiles very warmly.

Hao Yingjun: "...Hi."

Xu Shilin nodded: "Friend Hao."

Hao Yingjun: "Uh, believe it or not, I think you are a liar."

Xu Shilin wasn't surprised, it's not like he hasn't encountered this kind of thing before, so he said in a good temper: "How do you want me to prove it?"

Hao Yingjun scratched his face: "Uh, shrinking the ground to an inch? Soaring through the clouds and riding the fog? The universe in your sleeves?"

Xu Shilin looked at the ground and said: "It's fine to shrink the ground to an inch, this is the fifth floor, only concrete." He actually performed a show of the world in his sleeves, riding the clouds and fog, and finally gave Hao Yingjun a business card.

In fact, Hao Yingjun believed it when Xu Shilin performed the world in his sleeves, and he also fully understood what was going on, that is, he traveled to the parallel world again, and this parallel world was in the prehistoric current. the end of the Dharma era.

Oh, let me tell you earlier.

Hao Yingjun, who threw the pot to the void, asked Xu Shilin to come in and sit down. By the way, he poked his head out to look left and right as if guilty of guilt, and then tiptoely closed the door.

Xu Shilin: "..."

Hao Yingjun: "...I'm excited."

Xu Shilin: "I can understand."

Hao Yingjun: "...Are you thirsty?"

Xu Shilin did not refuse his kindness.

Hao Yingjun came over with a bottle of mineral water, and suddenly thought of a question, before handing it out, he said, "This mineral water from the human world that has not been purchased by Sanfeng Company, can you drink it? No, you don't Will you buy our mineral water here? Don’t you have some fairy springs there?”

Xu Shilin: "...Really not."

Hao Yingjun continued to ask: "Then if you drink it, you won't have a bad immune system, right?"

Xu Shilin: "...Thank you Hao Daoyou for your concern."

He was so polite, but Hao Yingjun still smelled the breath of "caring for the mentally retarded", just like he cared so much for the hacker god he thought before. Thinking of this, Hao Yingjun couldn't help but said quietly: "Sure enough, the law of heaven is good for reincarnation. "

Xu Shilin: "??!"

Hao Yingjun: "?? Could it be that I can't even talk about the way of heaven? I don't understand!"

Xu Shilin said: "This is exactly what I want to say. Fellow Daoist Hao has not cultivated, but he can use a computer in the human world to enter our forum, and now I can see with my own eyes that Fellow Daoist Hao is full of spiritual energy. Even monks can't catch up."

Hao Yingjun didn't feel excited, he just felt embarrassing, and said in a resentful tone: "Actually, I'm still outside your Three Realms and Five Elements, do you believe it or not?"

Xu Shilin was taken aback, "Hao Daoyou, did you realize this yourself?"

Hao Yingjun: "... Is it my illusion? It seems that you have respected me all of a sudden. Actually, it's not, I just said it casually."

Xu Shilin smiled, and did not continue, but turned to the previous private letter: "I said that Hao Daoyou's writing style is not polite, otherwise I would not come to visit Hao Daoyou so soon. If possible, can fellow Daoist Hao tell you a little more about the Great Desolate Sage that you know?"

Hao Yingjun felt that he was terrified, "Then can you tell me about the saints you know first?"

Xu Shilin nodded, "There are seven saints, Daozu Hongjun, Taiqing Taishang Laojun, Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun, Shangqing Tongtian leader."

Hao Yingjun nodded, nothing changed.

Then I heard Xu Shilin say: "The devil ancestor Luohu, the lotus begets the sage."

Hao Yingjun: He reluctantly recognized Luo Hu, but what happened to the 'Runtu' sage?Don't you think it's not compelling enough?

Xu Shilin hadn't finished his sentence yet, "And the personal disciple of Great God Pangu, one of the three Chaos beasts, the Lord of the Great Desolation, the Emperor of Heaven, Yuanhuang Yuanfeng!"

Hao Yingjun: "...No, you thought he was Dragon Mama!" In "Game of Thrones", Dragon Mama would read such a long string every time she appeared on stage, but Hao Yingjun couldn't retell them all, and after a long Netizens' spoof, he remembers a pea shooter ==

Xu Shilin: "Dragon Mama?"

"Hey, it's not the Eastern Dragon, but the Western Dragon. No, no, it's not the West in the wild, but the West of the Earth—in fact, I just want to say why you say so many prefixes. I actually know who Yuanfeng belongs to." , of course the Yuanfeng I know is not the same as the Yuanfeng you know. Wait, you said he is the emperor of the Heavenly Court?" Wasn't the Heavenly Court established by Dijun and Taiyi at the very beginning?

——Is Pan Gu's personal disciple so ignored?

Xu Shilin cleared his throat: "The emperor of Yuan Dynasty is unparalleled, and Tianting Film and Television Company is under the rule of Tianting."

Hao Yingjun: "Oh——" I understand, this is to flatter the ultimate boss, no, it's a phoenix.

cough.

Xu Shilin didn't feel much embarrassment, anyway, as he said before, anyone who can work in Tianting Film and Television Company has to be shameless, but he still said something more: "Yuanhuang and his big bosses have already retired. Asking about worldly affairs, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are in charge of today's court."

Hao Yingjun said casually, "I know these two."

When he said this, he was very casual, and he had no respect for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.No, strictly speaking, it was the same when he talked about those big bosses. Xu Shilin didn't know what he thought of, and he was more polite to Hao Yingjun.

As long as you are polite, you still have to continue to make appointments for manuscripts.

But Hao Yingjun is not so easy to be fooled, he secretly asked Xu Shilin: "You ask about the past, aren't you digging a grave? No, I mean you dare to tamper with the old things about the ultimate boss Are you afraid that Lei Gong and Dian Mu will form a group to your house?"

Xu Shilin said seriously: "I'm really afraid of this."

Hao Yingjun: "..."

Xu Shilin added: "But to tell you the truth, Fellow Daoist Hao, recently the bosses have developed a new supernatural power, that is the World Tour of Another World, and the number of places distributed below is extremely limited. If I can't make a blockbuster, then I won't be able to stand out from the crowd."

It took Hao Yingjun a while to recover his voice: "What is another world tour? Is it to go to some parallel world? No, is it rare?" Shit, he will take a parallel world day trip from time to time?Did he say it was difficult?

No, Hao Yingjun felt that he shouldn't pretend to be invisible, but after hearing what Xu Shilin said, Hao Yingjun had to think deeply. Could it be that he was really full of spiritual energy and was outside the Three Realms and Five Elements?Or is he the reincarnation of some big boss?No, no, Hao Yingjun suddenly thought of a big boss he knew, that is, the son of Pang Ban, the "magic master" in the late Yuan Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty, and the son of Grand Master Pang in the Northern Song Dynasty, who could also be the master of the Golden Wind and Drizzle Tower in the late Northern Song Dynasty. Pang Yuanying (in fact, Gu Qing) with the red sleeve knife in Su Mengzhen's hand, seeing that Pang Yuanying can travel through parallel worlds on a flying saucer, and has developed some kind of portal, such a person will be a real boss.

Wait, Hao Yingjun subconsciously felt that he had overlooked something.

That is, Yuanfeng did not die, but became a saint?

It was said that in the early robbery of the Long Han Dynasty, there would be no living creatures in the prehistoric world?

Could it be that the parallel world he came to this time is not the original prehistoric world, but a novel of the prehistoric?Just like the parallel world he went to before.

Hao Yingjun suddenly felt a surge of pride: Okay, then let me, Detective Hao, deduce which 'butterfly' is!

It was rare for Hao Yingjun to look serious, and said to Xu Shilin, "Come on!"

Xu Shilin: "...OK."

Xu Shilin's professional quality is still very good, and he immediately put out a complete set of equipment, and in order to follow the Romans, he also took out paper and pen, but the pen is automatic, that is to say, it does not need to be held by Xu Shilin, it will automatically and spontaneously Record it on paper.

Hao Yingjun: "!"

He almost yelled "the pen is perfect", but thinking about it, it was not the first time he had seen such an unscientific thing, so what fuss could there be.Hao Yingjun took a deep breath, "Uh, where do we start? Do I need to start with the Great God Pan Gu who created the world? Wait, I have been very concerned about a name since before, Lian Sheng, who is he? Why? Did he make man?"

Xu Shilin calmly said: "You always thought it was Empress Nuwa, I know about it."

Hao Yingjun felt that he was cared for again, and he curled his lips and said, "What do you know? I'll tell you that we humans actually evolved from apes millions of years ago? I won't!"

Xu Shilin turned pale with shock: "What?!"

Hao Yingjun put his arms around his chest, thinking: "Look who frightens whom." '

Unexpectedly, Xu Shilin came forward in the next moment: "The ape? Can you tell me more about it? Is it the Lingming stone monkey, the red-tailed horse monkey, the arm-armed monkey, and the six-eared macaque? Or is it Yuan Hongxingjun? Among them, Yuan Hongxingjun was the first to attain the Tao, but in terms of fame and ability, he should be the Lingming Stone Monkey."

Hao Yingjun: "...No, it's just an ordinary ape, a caveman or something. Wait, the Lingming Stone Monkey you're talking about doesn't mean Sun Wukong?"

Xu Shilin was very puzzled: "How can it be an ordinary ape?"

Hao Yingjun also said to himself: "Did you say earlier that the Zhunti and Guidance of Western Buddhism are not sanctified? Then if Sun Wukong is here with you, it is not just fighting against Buddha?"

Xu Shilin said in a trance: "No, the creation of human beings took place in the first era of the prehistoric era, and even if Yuan Hong Xingjun became famous, it was a matter of the fifth era of the prehistoric era. The time is simply not right."

Hao Yingjun picked up the conversation this time: "Yuan Hongxingjun? I seem to have heard of this somewhere." In fact, Yuan Hongxingjun, speaking from Hao Yingjun's point of view, is a character in "Fengshen Yanyi". The most powerful of the seven monsters in Meishan, he was finally named the Lord of the Four Wastes.

Xu Shilin also came back to his senses: "Why do you think that the human race evolved from apes? Is it because you have a sense in the dark?"

Hao Yingjun: "...No, can we stop talking like this? If you continue to do this, I will tell you that the moon, that is, the lunar star, revolves around the earth, and the earth revolves around the sun. , that is, the rotation of the sun and stars. Wait, isn’t it here with you?”

Xu Shilin was a little dazed again, he shook his head.

Hao Yingjun was also a little dazed: "I really want to read the geography textbooks here, and I want to know if there are Newton Einstein Hawkings here! No, no, I shouldn't worry about this, what I should worry about is the human world Is it called the earth? But how did it evolve from the prehistoric and desolate? Wasn’t the prehistoric and desolate a whole area at the beginning? Think about it, Dijun and Taiyi’s Zhoutian star formation is the power of 360 five stars in the sky, and Corresponding to [-] small stars, this means that there are not so many stars in our Milky Way here! Therefore, in your textbooks, it is written that the twinkling and twinkling little stars in the sky are all created by the great god Pan Gu. Has the mustache changed? Then, how do you make your sci-fi movies? Because for me, this is enough sci-fi _(:зゝ∠)_”

Xu Shilin: "...a sci-fi movie? Yes, yes, yes, what you said, our Tianting Film and Television Company can make a sci-fi movie, I think it will definitely catch everyone's attention! What other ideas do you have that subverts the next three views? ?"

Hao Yingjun: "...Are you the son of Lady Bai and Xu Xian?" Hao Yingjun actually wanted to ask this question early in the morning, but didn't he think it would offend others?Why are you asking now?Hao Yingjun felt that he had been offended enough, he really didn't lack this one!

Xu Shilin was surprised for a moment: "You know? This is true of my life experience. I am ashamed that such things were made into a TV series by Tianting Film and Television Company back then. I was also selected to play the role of my father, and I became a success by chance. Immortal."

Hao Yingjun: "...Are you serious?"

Xu Shilin nodded, and added: "There are not a few people who act like this and become immortals, such as Liu Chenxiang and Liu Daoyou, who pioneered it. Of course, Liu Daoyou is a half-immortal body. He is not so mature yet, he is not very good at becoming a fairy according to the routine, that's why he found another way later——Hao Daoyou, what's wrong with you, why did you kneel down?"

Hao Yingjun: "...I am frustrated and bent forward ORZ"

Xu Shilin still understood the stalk, he smiled, and changed the subject thoughtfully: "There are still TV series played by Liu Daoyou here, unlike me, Liu Daoyou is very talented as an actor. Tree. He, Fellow Daoist Xiaoyu from the Fox Clan, and Fellow Daoist Ao Chunao from the Dragon Clan of Xihai, are from the Golden Triangle, and have contributed many classics to the Three Realms. It can be said that they acted in the very first Lei drama, hahahaha."

Hao Yingjun stood up strong, and said sonorously and forcefully, "I, want, see." He wants to see how thunderous it is!

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Pan Gu: Where does the name Liansheng come from?It's obviously a clear stream, okay?

Gu Yuanfeng: Personal disciple of Pan Gu, one of the three gods and beasts of chaos, the lord of the prehistoric, the emperor of the heavens, the ancestor of the Feng clan, the father of the first peacock in the world! (cos dragon mother hhh)

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