lucky bag

At eleven o'clock in the evening, there was a clear and loud roar of music from the building opposite.

"Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, live in this village. Hallelujah, hallelujah~~ hoo hoo ha, hallelujah too many Many things, it's hallelujah!"

Ai Qifeng jumped out of bed, going crazy, hallelujah version of 'people from our village'?

He hurried to the window and stretched his head up and down to look. The sound was not coming from upstairs or downstairs, and the square downstairs was also sparsely populated.

"They didn't come from nearby?" Ai Qifeng was a little puzzled.

Ai Qifeng looked at the building opposite, it was too far away, right?

He walked helplessly to the living room, and there was also a roar.

"Hallelujah, hi hi,

Hallelujah is a good young man,

hey-hey! "

"Hey, I want to call the police." Ai Qifeng held his mobile phone: "There is noise from the building opposite me that disturbs the residents."

"What's the noise?" asked the female operator.

"It's the hallelujah version of people from our village!" Ai Qifeng replied.

"Ah?" The operator thought he heard it wrong: "What?"

"Sing, hallelujah version of 'Our Villagers.'"

"How do you sing this?" The operator was surprised.

Ai Qifeng thought for a while, and said helplessly: "Hallelujah lives in this village, babbling and calling!"

"Hey!" The operator couldn't help laughing twice, Ai Qifeng's voice was very cold, it was really interesting to sing a song suddenly.

In addition, his "babbling and calling" that doesn't match the Northeast tune really makes people want to laugh.

"That?" Ai Qifeng was a little unhappy.

"Excuse me, where do you think the source of the noise is?" the operator said seriously.

"Maybe it's opposite the Fuyun Building!" Ai Qifeng rubbed his forehead.

"Can you hold up your phone, we'll listen," the operator asked.

Ai Qifeng raised his hand and pointed the phone out of the window.

"Hallelujah a drink, hallelujah go!"

"Now it's the hallelujah version of 'The River Flows East', can you hear it?" Ai Qifeng asked.

The operator was silent for a few seconds, "I'm sorry sir, we didn't hear anything here, even a little quiet!"

"Why can't you hear this, it's just like a concert!" Ai Qifeng said in despair.

After a while, the singing outside continued.

"Hallelujah, hey,

We all have one home, and the name is Earth,"

The singing changed: "Ball, ball~

Blow up a ball, blow up a big balloon,

Blow up the ball and play with the ball! "

Ai Qifeng was speechless, but you sang very happily.

After hanging up the phone, the operator promised to send someone to look at it right away.

Ai Qifeng waited and waited, and checked the time on his phone, it was already 12:30 in the evening.

"Hi, hello sir, the police officers near us have gone to check, but they didn't find the source of the noise. May I ask if the noise is still there?" The operator called back and asked.

"No sound? He's singing the Hallelujah version of 'Drunken Concubine' now!" Ai Qifeng covered his head.

"Sir, if you can, tell us your address, and we will send someone to collect evidence on the spot."

"Forget it!" Ai Qifeng said helplessly.

"Sir~ Why don't you take some sleeping pills and rest!" the policeman kindly persuaded.

Ai Qifeng hung up the phone and was thought to be schizophrenic, so he really didn't know what to say.

There was no movement in the room next to him. Ai Qifeng was curious and couldn't help getting up from the bed. Could it be that Pangpang sleeps so badly because of being fat?

Pushing open the fat door, there was silence inside, Ai Qifeng turned his head and walked back to his room.

"Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah is a good boy, hallelujah, hallelujah, oh oh!"

Ai Qifeng shook his head to wake himself up, and quickly closed the door of his own room. He couldn't stay in his own room, nor could he stay in the living room, so he had to go to sleep in the fat room.

He slowly closed the fat door, and the door made a "pop" sound.

The lying chubby got up: "Brother, why are you here?" Lucky Bag asked curiously.

Ai Qifeng didn't know what to say, Bibi's own room next door: "It's too noisy."

"Brother, you sleep here, I'll go to sleep with you!" Fortunately, Fatty didn't refuse himself.

"No, I'm so noisy, I'll make a floor bed with you!" After speaking, Ai Qifeng went back to the room to get the bedding.

"Brother, you sleep on my bed, and I sleep on the floor." Lucky Bag took his quilt away.

"No!" Ai Qifeng couldn't bear to see Pangpang accommodating himself like this, and refused.

"I'm going to fall, and I'll crush you." Ai Qifeng was startled by the blessing bag's words.

Lucky Bag put his pillow on the floor and lay down on it.

Ai Qifeng looked at Xiao Pangpang, who was already lying on the ground, quietly closing his eyes. He could only take off his shoes on the bedside, and the room was as quiet as water.

'Could it be that I'm hard of hearing? Ai Qifeng shook his head emotionally, but suppressed the mood to go to his room to find out again, it was too late, and after tossing one after another, it was a quarter past one.

Ai Qifeng lay down, stretched out his head on the edge of the bed to look at Xiaopangpang next to him, lying on his back with his mouth pouting, already fell asleep.There is no earth-shattering snoring sound like ordinary fat people, only the symmetrical and reassuring breathing.

Sleep came slowly, like a floodgate being slowly closed.

No more noise disturbances. The two people in the room, one on the bed and the other on the floor, enjoyed the caress of the night and slept soundly.

"Is that the end? Brother Di's song was sung for nothing?" Jade Emperor and a group of immortals stayed up late and worked overtime, looking at the big screen with the lights on.

Today it is rare for the entire heavenly gods to watch a 'movie' in Lingxiao Temple, just for the 'moment to witness a miracle' that Brother Di said.

Laojun took out the earplugs that were plugged in his ears, and then took out the cotton in the earplugs: "Oh my god, brother Di's singing voice, it would be unbelievable if I didn't listen to it once. Now I finally know that Zeus and the others, who were neighbors to the west of brother Di, Why did you move it away? After all this hard work, the rocks have to sing water."

"But this is the same room, but no sleeping together!" Fu Xing sighed.

"Why do you think our little blessing is so honest? After all, he is more than 1 years old!" The queen mother was sad, but she forgot that the one who likes the blessing bag the most in the entire fairy world is herself.

"Mother, the blessing bag is a weapon spirit, and it is unique for a weapon spirit to have such spiritual wisdom!" Taishang Laojun is a master of weapon refining, and he has the most say in this matter.

"Yes, ma'am, you have [-] fairy peach trees, which existed from the beginning of the world, but there is one that has developed spiritual wisdom, and they are all like blessing bags. They are innate treasures. Even the ginseng fruit tree, the spirit of the earth, It's just a simple expression of 'um, ah!', this lucky bag is already rare." Taiyi Tianzun also said.

"In this world, monsters can become spirits, trees can become spirits, flowers can become spirits, and even a dog can become spirits." Li Jing, the King of Tota, looked at Erlang God: "Why do you say that this innate treasure is so difficult to develop spiritual wisdom? "

His question was something that many gods wanted to ask, and all the gods nodded their heads.

Laojun, Tianzun, Taibai, these elders in the fairy world, respected gods in ancient times.They all looked at the Jade Emperor stroking his beard without saying a word, they were all the disciples of Patriarch Hongmeng's first preaching, so they naturally knew the secret.

Jade Emperor Bai Wangmu glanced: "What nonsense are you talking about? Xiantian treasures have too high spiritual wisdom. Wait for them to rule the fairy world? Don't talk about Xiantian treasures, let me ask you, as for the monkey's golden cudgel, you must have wisdom. Who can beat it to death? Who can beat it?

Laojun's innate treasure gourd has intelligence, is the monkey its opponent, who of you can escape its suck?

The book from the ground and the ginseng fruit tree have spiritual wisdom. Will Zhen Yuanzi be robbed back then?Who can beat the power of their 'earth spirits'? "

The gods were shocked by the question, yes, isn't this the same reason as humans are afraid of the reversal of artificial intelligence?

"Tell Brother Di to use Cupid's arrow?" said the giant spirit, "Or I will go down to the world and demonstrate for them?"

"Shut up!" The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother rarely yelled in unison.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but said truthfully: "Actually, Brother Di's Arrow of the God of Love is a lie, he dare not use it."

"Ah? Why is that?" All the gods looked at the Jade Emperor one after another.

It is no secret in the circle of gods that the Jade Emperor loves hooking up with his elder brother.

"Three forbidden artifacts in ancient times in the west, the arrow of the god of love, the bottle of the water bottle, and the scepter of the goddess!" Taishang Laojun took the initiative to say that he was helping the Jade Emperor to answer these questions.

"what?"

"The Bow of God of Love is intractable even by divine power. If you shoot one of you together with the Xiaotian Dog, you will love it to death. Is that okay?" Taiyi Tianzun also said: "The water in the bottle of water, Improving people's wisdom infinitely, and being able to match the magic of the gods, if the technology of the lower realm surpasses the magic of the gods, will we have to move?"

The gods nodded, now it's hard to be a god.

Taishang Laojun stretched out three fingers: "The scepter of the goddess is not the goddess of wisdom, but the goddess of the moon. It can control the earth, the ocean and the moon. How to deal with it."

The faces of the gods changed, and the heavens had ruled for hundreds of millions of years. They did not expect to have so many troubles.

There are so many gods, it is difficult to recite scriptures!

The Jade Emperor waved his hand: "But don't be afraid, we also have killer moves. The empress's hairpin can open the Milky Way, the Laojun's alchemy furnace burns the heaven and the earth, the gourd absorbs all things with spirits, the blessing package of the lucky star, the treasure of the earth fairy, None of them are simple, and they are also innate treasures that can destroy the world."

The gods went from monitoring and peeping, to discussing countermeasures, and then to explaining the secrets and gossip history of the fairy world, but they didn't discuss the blessing package.

Brother Di was left alone, like a model worker, struggling alone with his bulbous eyes wide open.Brother Di's work efficiency alone is obviously higher than those of the gods who are still bragging.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and Ai Qifeng turned over from the bed, and fell facing the blessing bag, and it fell on the fat body accurately. The front of the blessing bag was hit, and Ai Qifeng's lips were facing his lips.