Accidentally married into a wealthy family [Entertainment]

As a good gay friend who used to lick the screen with handsome guys and gossip about passionately, Jiang Shiyu naturally shared tonight's adventure with Xie Yi who was still on a singing show in other places.

During the interval of the program, Xie Yi spoke highly of the president's excellent behavior of caring for mentally handicapped children tonight.

Coquettish and handsome boy: I never expected that nili's overbearing brother not only has a beautiful face in the world, but also has a powerful boyfriend!

Rowing without oars: [Love] My brother has always been so good

Coquettish and Pretty Boy: Let me admit it, did you have a bubbling beauty at the time, wishing to immediately spin and jump 360 degrees Thomas Invincible, with your eyes closed and three turns around the tree naked | run three hundred laps with your body naked

You don’t need oars to row a boat: [shy] talking nonsense and telling the truth

Coquettish and Pretty Boy: Langer, congratulations!There is finally another bond between you and the president

Xie Yi, who was not a serious person at first glance, suddenly said something serious, and the softest pink bubble somewhere in Jiang Shiyu's heart was completely hit.

Shay was right.

Bond with the president.

Um, JB~ (accent)

It has to be said that this unexpected bond had a huge impact on Jiang Shiyu.

So even though a whole week has passed since the last meeting, Jiang Shiyu is still as if he has taken a stimulant. Seeing the world is like a dream, everything in his eyes is like a tenfold filter , beautiful is not real enough.

Therefore, Jiang Shiyu, who was in an extremely good mood, suddenly remembered that after a week, the good Fu Jincheng had threatened him so well that he must play the beautiful game of pesticides well.

So the beautiful Jiang Shiyu opened the game beautifully, hugged Xie Yi's beautiful thigh beautifully, and started his wonderful journey of mixed scores.

When it comes to the game of pesticides, seriously, Jiang Shiyu had already played it before it became popular all over the country.

The situation at that time was that he made a bet with Shay, and the two downloaded pesticides that he had never played before on a whim, and opened a room | room to play 1VS1solo mode, to show off the winner.

Both Jiang Shiyu and Xie Yi have been kissed by God in the eyes of fans.

It happened that in the SOLO that day, Shay was kissed by God on his finger.

But Jiang Shiyu was kissed on his ass.

So Jiang Shiyu, who lost three games in a row, wore red underwear for a whole month according to the content of the boring bet...

This incident left an indelible mark on Jiang Shiyu's young heart, so that for a long time later, he refused to play this game even if he was killed.

As a result, Feng Shui took turns, and the gear of fate was stuck here again. Jiang Shiyu looked at Xie Yi, who was once a novice just like himself, and his skills were not even close to his own. When he was a master of the king, the unbearable memories at the beginning flooded into his mind again.

For a moment, Jiang Shiyu really wanted to delete the game.

Fortunately, his hand slipped just right at this time, and the interface stayed on the hero interface of Brother Li Bai, who is more handsome and unrestrained after plastic surgery.

Seeing Li Bai's elder brother holding the jug in his hand and waving the Qinglian sword gracefully, Jiang Shiyu, who was already on the verge of abandonment, clicked...buy without hesitation.

In the next 10 minutes, Jiang Shiyu repeated the action just now, heroically buying all the handsome men and women in the canyon.

By this time Shay's trumpet was finished.

After quickly adding friends with Jiang Shiyu, Xie Yi couldn't wait to take Jiang Shiyu to play ranking.

At first, Jiang Shiyu was concerned about whether Xie Yi would bring up the old story when he saw him playing pesticide again, and laughed at him with his shameful red underwear incident.

As a result, they played several games together, and Xie Yi not only didn't mention half a word the whole time, but also patiently taught him how to play this game well.

Jiang Shiyu was so moved by this move that he wished he could immediately shoot eight thousand words of rainbow fart passionately in front of his teammates.

Hey, Xie Yilang is a little sloppy and a little coquettish, but she is really a kind-hearted little fairy~

The newly promoted little fairy soon invited Jiang Shiyu to form a team again. With a vibration on his phone, Jiang Shiyu's phone entered the hero selection interface.

Although Jiang Shiyu is a novice in pesticides, his previous rich game experience is not for nothing. After playing a dozen or so games and Xie Yi's selfless sharing of experience, he can be regarded as playing a little bit.

At least he was never tearfully questioned by his teammates whether he believed in Buddhism while playing the game today.

After all, a human head...is also a human head!

A total of five players play each round of Pesticide, and there are four teammates besides myself.

There will be a total of three lines and five positions during the game. Generally speaking, for the harmony of the team, everyone performs their duties. Everyone starts from the jungler assassin, the top laner tank or fighter, the mid laner, the bottom lane shooter and the support mid laner. Each chooses a location they are good at.

Of course, there are many all-round players in pesticides, but Jiang Shiyu obviously does not belong to this category. The position he has played the most and is the most convenient so far is only limited to the shooter position.

So after being able to choose a hero, he did not hesitate to choose the most popular archer hero for novice babies——Houyi.

In order to find a suitable hero for him faster, Jiang Shiyu actually chooses different heroes for each game.

But this Hou Yi was an accident, he had already played it before.

Xie Yi and Jiang Shiyu turned on the team voice, and they were very puzzled to see that he chose Houyi again.

"Why did you choose Houyi again? Didn't you claim to play all the heroes in the canyon within three days?"

Regarding this question, Jiang Shiyu blurted out without thinking, "I want to play with his bird."

To be honest, Jiang Shiyu never expected that after he finished speaking, the game suddenly became quiet.

Even Shay, the BB machine, was suddenly silent.

Then Jiang Shiyu saw a few lines of white characters popping up from the teammate on the right.

There is a big bird in the crotch: brother, brother, please let go of QVQ

Broken boulder in the chest: big brother has a strong taste!

Base love out of nothing: what a hunk!

The dialogue between the three teammates was comparable to three sharp epees, one by one slashing at Jiang Shiyu's heart.

No Umbrella When It Rains:...

With the six points that Jiang Shiyu was unable to justify, Xie Yi was finally willing to speak again.

"You drove the whole team to listen?"

"Can this be separated?"

"The horn below, tap to form a team."

"Oh."

Jiang Shiyu quickly switched modes, and finally blocked the other three teammates from listening.

But... Even so, it didn't interrupt their enthusiasm for chatting.

There is a big bird in the crotch: Brother seems to have just played

Broken boulder in the chest: the sound is quite nice

Base love out of nothing: a bit like a star

Seeing the last sentence, Jiang Shiyu finally understood the importance of team voice.

If it was replaced by a sharper brain fan, it is estimated that he and Shay would have lost their horses.

After doing that, there are 15 seconds left in the countdown.

Xie Yi, who is used to playing high-end rounds and has some obsessive-compulsive disorder, looked at their unsuitable lineup and discussed with Jiang Shiyu.

"The third floor has already selected Sun Shangxiang, our lineup is a little fragile, why don't you choose a meat."

Jiang Shiyu slid open his hero pool, clicked on the column of tanks, and found that there was nothing in the white area.

"It's so ugly I didn't buy it."

"..."

This reason is really in line with Jiang Shiyu's consistent aesthetic...

"Okay~" Xie Yi calmly responded with two words.

Said again a second later.

"You still want to see their faces clearly in the game?"

Jiang Shiyu rubbed his fingers, but didn't answer, and continued to search in his hero pool.

When the countdown counted down to three seconds, he replaced Hou Yi, who had just caused ambiguity, and confidently pulled out the more handsome Marco Polo.

Anyway, they are all shooters, so the gameplay should be similar.

Before the start, the swollen Jiang Shiyu thought so.

For a veteran player like Shay, the ranking of the low-end game is not a problem for Kerry.

I saw him holding Han Xin in one hand, entering and exiting seven times in the enemy's defensive tower, either jumping over the tower to kill forcefully, or molesting the crystal, walking away from the snake skin, his figure is ethereal, the whole canyon is covered with his figure, it's just a waste of time to no friends.

Here Xie Yilang made a splash, took a three kills, four kills and five kills, Jiang Shiyu was not far behind, and controlled Marco Polo, who was handsome and handsome, to enter the field, and finally succeeded in playing 0-8- Excellent score of 0~

0 kills, 8 deaths, 0 assists

Rating 2.3

Bottom of the team...

Faced with such a real record of his own, Jiang Shiyu remained silent.

Then his WeChat rang.

Coquettish and pretty boy: Lang Lang Although my relationship is stronger than Jin Jian's until death, your filter is thicker than the powder on your face

Coquettish and Pretty Boy: But regarding the matter of playing with pesticides... I still have to tell you the truth

Seeing the two strings of messages sent by Xie Yi, Jiang Shiyu, who had just been humiliated by his record, had nothing to love.

Rowing without oars: Dear Sao Sao

You don’t need oars to row a boat: I have a deep love between you and me, and it’s a full moon~ So I think you must know that I have always been an extremely superficial person who only loves to listen to beautiful lies

Rowing without oars: so

Rowing without oars: Shut up!

Jiang Shiyu turned off his mobile phone, not intending to read what Xie Yi was about to say next.

However, a second later, the words "Nihaocai" successfully popped up on the background interface of the mobile phone, and they were particularly conspicuous.

Jiang Shiyu: ...

Coach, I'm asking to take back my compliments on Shai.

By the way, break up with Shay.

Jiang Shiyu is a stubborn child. Although Marco Polo dishes are real, it does not affect his enthusiasm for pesticides.

After a period of time, relying on his tenacious perseverance and the spirit of staying up late, he watched the live broadcast to find strategies, and finally got the gold in his rank success.

Jiang Shiyu is still a child who likes to sum up, so after his exploration during this period of time, he summed up the most suitable positions for him to play in the game-mid laner and support.

As for other locations...

tank?Too ugly not to consider.

Jungle?Too tired to play.

shooter?I want to play with his bird?

The sequelae are too terrible, I still hold back and play.

Playing mid laner and support is fun, but Jiang Shiyu soon found out that playing these positions is also quite troublesome.

Because there are so many girls in Pesticide, more girls like to play mid laner and support, and he can't grab it every time.There was a time when he had the cheek to not let the girl go, but he was scolded by his teammate's irritable brother.

Jiang Shiyu, who was very aggrieved, looked at his name "No Umbrella When It Rains", which is full of straight masculinity and has no bright spots. Without hesitation, he bought a name change card and changed his name to the cute and cute sweet baby. Son

I can't believe that you can't get a mid laner like this!

After doing all this, Jiang Shiyu checked his friend list.

Fu Jincheng's profile picture is still offline.

Since the last time I played four games with him, he hasn't played the number again.

But it doesn't matter.

Because of the absence of Fu Jincheng, Jiang Shiyu's name Tianbo'er is more at ease~

However, Jiang Shiyu's fast-falling days did not last for a few days, and the annual pork award day came.

As the most popular boy group this year, although AYO does not have any outstanding works, nor does it have any popular songs, but there is still a huge fan support behind it.Therefore, the AYO boy group still managed to get two awards for the best group singer of the year and the most exciting boy group at the year-end awards ceremony.

Although everyone teased that tonight's awards are divided into pork, and those who come can basically take home a few trophies, Jiang Shiyu is still sincerely happy to have this honor.

Because even a small trophy is an affirmation of their efforts.

After all, the status quo of the men's team is very embarrassing in China.

There is no mature idol group system in China. Although the popularity of boy groups is high, the public's acceptance of them is very low. Even a large part of people's evaluation of them is simple and rude. It depends on people.

Just sixteen words erased all their dreams and efforts.

Of course, Jiang Shiyu is not blaming the public for not approving it, who made many boy groups go this route.

But Jiang Shiyu didn't want to stop there.

His dream has always been higher and farther than the goal of the top men's team.

When he got the first award, Jiang Shiyu was in a happy mood. After returning to his seat, he took the trophy from the captain Heron and held it in his arms. Shay described him as smiling like a fool with an IQ of 250 .

But when the organizer presented them with the second award, Jiang Shiyu couldn't help but laugh.

Not only could he not laugh, even Xie beside him immediately became the center of low pressure.

He looked at Wei Mingze, who was described by the host as the award presenter of a mysterious and aloof male god on the stage.

Jiang Shiyu rolled his eyes, lowered his head and took out his mobile phone in a tacit understanding with Xie Yi.

Pretty Boy: Real Vomit

Coquettish and pretty boy: I can go to you|Damn the mysterious male god!

Rowing without oars: just a hypocritical, ungrateful, mean-spirited villain!

Coquettish and handsome boy: just a hypocritical, ungrateful, and unscrupulous villain!

Jiang Shiyu and Xie Yi typed the last sentence at the same time with great tacit understanding.

After all, the real image of Wei Mingze in their hearts is only worthy of these few words.

Some time ago, the waves were too smooth, probably all the good luck was used up.

Even if Jiang Shiyu was beaten to death, he would never have thought that today would be so unlucky, that he would meet Wei Mingze again on this occasion of sharing pork.

And give them an award for the men's team!

After being cueed by the host for his appearance and acting skills, Wei Mingze bowed slightly, with a smile on his face that fans called the coolest, coolest and most intoxicating, deliberately lowered his voice cos subwoofer, and slowly read out AYO Boy band name.

Accompanied by fans' screams, Jiang Shiyu and Xie Yi stood up reluctantly, and forced an authentic boy group business smile in front of the camera.

The distance between the seats and the stage is less than 20 meters in total, but Jiang Shiyu is struggling and unable to move an inch.

Looking at Wei Mingze on the stage, Jiang Shiyu felt that his efforts had been desecrated when he thought of taking over the award from him.

Sometimes life is so helpless, you obviously worked hard to climb a level, but some people you hate and hurt you are already standing on a higher level, looking down at you with a smile and mocking overhead.

Jiang Shiyu smiled helplessly.

Wei Mingze, who used to be inferior to him and Xie Yi in everything in school, now became famous and became a first-line actor as he wished. As an award presenter, he personally presented a pork award that was not light or important to his former "old friend".

I don't know what kind of eyes the perfect male god flying all over the sky in front of the camera will look at him and Xie Yi when his back is turned to the camera?

It must be the kind of deliberately uncomfortable, contemptuous and arrogant eyes.

The nightmare back then was so deep that Jiang Shiyu would vomit physically whenever he thought of Wei Mingze.

After announcing the awards, the camera hit the AYO boy group, Jiang Shiyu waved to the camera without joy for the first time.

Jiang Shiyu, who walked silently with his head down, observed the distance of the stage with his eyes, and secretly began to think, should he pretend to be dizzy?

But...wouldn't this make too much noise and look too fake?

When Jiang Shiyu was struggling with the serious question of whether or not to pretend to be dizzy and when to pretend to be dizzy, an inexplicable weight suddenly fell on his shoulders.

Along with the panicked screams from the fans in the back row, Jiang Shiyu suddenly realized that the weight just now was caused by Xie Yi leaning on his shoulders!

Jiang Shiyu was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately got Xie Yi's intention.

Is there such a telepathic friend?

Even the trick of pretending to be dizzy is the same!

He really deserves to be his good friend Shay!

Looking at Xie Yi, who was pale and unconscious, Jiang Shiyu had a quick wit, stretched out his big hand, and immediately hugged him by the waist!

Xie Yi has performed so hard, and Jiang Shiyu can't hold back.

Hugging Princess Xie Yi with all his strength, Jiang Shiyu frowned slightly, worried and anxiously said to the captain He Lang beside him, "You go to receive the award first, and I will take him to the backstage to rest."

Herron looked at Shay worriedly and seemed to have something to say.

Jiang Shiyu didn't give him this chance, and ran backstage with Xie Yi in his arms, eyes full of melancholy.

Jiang Shiyu is not too strong, but he can run very fast.

The princess in her arms is holding a person, and the soles of her feet are like stepping on the gas pedal, and the soles of her feet are running fast with the wind.

So after he successfully hugged Shay to the sofa in the lounge, the assistant and manager barely ran to the door of the lounge.

Because of this unexpected situation, Jiang Shiyu didn't have to go to the stage to see Wei Mingze's pretentious face, the little deer in Jiang Shiyu's heart jumped for joy.

Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, he leaned over to Xie Yi and happily praised him for his cleverness.

"Liangzi, you are so smart! You even thought of pretending to be dizzy with me~ and you even pretended to be so similar! I almost thought it was real!"

Xie Yi, who had just woken up, raised his right hand to hold his stomach tightly, and looked at Jiang Shiyu, who had a coquettish face but a sand sculpture IQ, who was close at hand, with a pale face and trembling lips hating iron He growled softly next to the sand sculpture's ear, "Pretend to be your sister...I have a stomachache right now, hurry up and pour me a cup of hot water!"

Jiang Shiyu, who learned the truth, rubbed his nose aggrievedly.

Really, really dizzy QAQ

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