Xiaobai Deformation Meter

Xu Bai's heart sank - An Ji knew she was hiding her age?

Afterwards, seeing An Ji left a few more messages about "The Unreadable Series of Literature and Art", she realized that this is just a little devil who likes to pretend to be sophisticated.

[Save your energy, I'm too lazy to delete it. ]

Xiao BuDian sat over: [You big villain, you speak so aggressively.Sister, let's go, ignore him! ]

[Well, leave me alone, let me be quiet. ]

Xu Bai was about to water the flowers when he saw An Ji saying in front of him: [He says he wants to be isolated, but in his heart he really wants people to understand you. ]

[You are wrong, I don't need anyone's understanding. ]

[Your garden is beautiful, it can be seen that it has been carefully designed, which shows that you are a caring person.Moreover, you replied to almost all the messages on the board, which shows that you really care about everyone's feelings in private. ]

It was impossible for Xu Bai to tell An Ji that it was because she was too free and had no money to go out to play, so he changed the subject casually: [Are you 13 years old? ]

[It's almost 14, how about you? ]

The little guy interjected: [He is also 13, we are all the same! ]

Xu Bai believes that the little one is only 13, even if she is 3 years old, she also believes it.But she doubted An Ji's real age, but that was none of her business.

An Ji asked again: [What's your name? ]

After Xu Bai said it, he also knew that An Ji's real name was Duan Ran.Duan Ran said that she often changes the name of the game, and she likes ancient characters the most. She is afraid of being mispronounced, so she always adds pinyin after the message.

[Just remember my three-dimensional name. ]

[Uh, it's pretty sweet, Ran who is rising slowly, then let me call you Xiao Ran. ]

[OK, I'll call you Xiaobai. ]

Afterwards, both of them chatted in an adult tone, and the little one could only stay on the sidelines and watch.

[What are you talking about, I can't understand a single word!Sister, come play with me. ]

[You can play with Xiaobai, I'll have to play in a while, there are still some things at home. ]

Seeing that Xiao Budian had been abandoned, Xu Bai sat with her for a while symbolically, watching her go crazy, and then also logged off.

In the next few days, Xu Bai still only went online during the day, avoiding his unclear feelings to Shen Yi.Coincidentally, she would meet Duan Ran every time, and she didn't need to deliberately pretend to be a child, so she quickly accepted this kid's new partner.

Duan Ran is different from Shen Yi, it can be said that they are completely opposite types.Shen Yi is like a little angel, always able to make Xu Bai feel warm and comforting.Although Duan Ran also has this kind of energy, Xu Bai found that this little sister prefers to pretend to be mysterious. Deep in her heart, she has a dark side similar to her, and her words are always melancholy, just like herself in another disaster.

Because of this, Xu Bai did not hesitate to share with Duan Ran the information she had revealed to Shen Yi.After a long time, Xu Bai became good friends with Duan Ran just like he was so close to Shen Yi before.The only difference is that she won't joke around with Duan Ran.

Liang Haimei took off the earphones: "I have been playing with Shen Yi instead of you for a week. Don't tell me, she is really gentle, just like your mother, telling you at any time. No wonder you like her, she can make people feel protective want."

"Well, I know." Xu Bai was picking lottery tickets, she didn't look up, she just frowned.

"Don't be so dejected, can't you just confess and be rejected?" Liang Haimei smiled at her, "I don't want you to be unhappy, or... I'll help you chase Shen Yi."

Xu Bai refused straight away: "No, Shen Yi has already taken it seriously, you can't use a fake identity to confuse her, it's deception!"

"But my wife is not happy."

"There are so many things that can make me happy, why do I have to do this?" Xu Bai couldn't bear it anymore, "Besides, how do you plan to pursue? You can do as little as I do."

"Hey, I have many ways to chase girls."

"Even if you help me catch it, so what? Once Shen Yi knows that Venom is not a 13-year-old boy, how sad she will be... I dare not think."

"It's just a game." Liang Haimei puffed out a puff of smoke, "What can a little girl know? When the time comes, you don't want to play, and I have my own way to solve her."

Xu Bai still wanted to stop, but Meimei blinked and said to her again: "Xiao Bai, do you want to lose Shen Yi?"

These words were like a curse, which made her speechless, feeling as if her throat had been blocked.

She was really afraid of losing Shen Yi, she didn't want to sink into this bottomless pit alone again, she wanted Shen Yi to accompany her, no matter what means...

After struggling, she slowly said: "Meimei, you said that Shen Yi is young and doesn't understand anything, but you seem to have forgotten that I was only at this age when I liked you."

"Of course I remember." Liang Haimei gradually lost her mind, "But that's us, Shen Yi is different, she will never see you, she won't fall into it."

Xu Bai raised his eyes, and said in a cautious tone: "Then let's agree first that Shen Yi should not be hurt. This is my only request."

"You can't let her know who you are. We won't be able to win the lottery until you cheer up."

"I will choose the lottery ticket, and I hope to win the lottery. Who wouldn't want to win the lottery by themselves?" Xu Bai was still very worried, "I liked her very much from the beginning, and I originally planned to be friends with her in the game. If you stop playing, tell her that I am going abroad."

Liang Haimei snapped her fingers: "There is a way to get out of the body, and the next step is to help you."

Xu Bai agreed with what Meimei said, not to have a cold war with Shen Yi, even though Shen Yi didn't know... Liang Haimei gave up the throne to Xu Bai again.

[Yi, here I come. ]

[Ah Bai, I have a physical exam the day after tomorrow, so nervous! ]

[It’s okay, I heard that it’s easy to get full marks. ] That's how Xu Bai came here back then, so she knew it very well.

[How much can I take? Did you take your medicine on time today? ]

[Eat... Yiyi, what are you doing? ]

[Changing clothes, I want Ah Bai to chat with me.There are so many girls in your garden, it's annoying. ]

Xu Bai thought to himself that she wasn't her wife, and she was really lenient, and then he restrained himself from thinking about the "little partner" and said: [I'm quite curious, you are so cute, why didn't you have a boyfriend? ]

This was asked after discussing with Meimei. They had to find out whether Shen Yi rejected her because she had a male ticket.But Xu Bai cared about this from the bottom of his heart.

[It’s true that there isn’t any now. There used to be one, but it was divided later. ]

Xu Bai felt a little lost, so he asked: [Why did you break up? ]

[He cheats. ]

[...]

[Before I moved, I lived with him in a small county. After we came to Kashi, we didn’t go to the same school. Only later did I know that he had split his legs countless times there. ]

[Well, do you like him very much? ]

[I liked it at the time, and felt that he was very kind to me, but later it broke my heart again and again, and made me cry, so I broke up with him. ]

When he saw the words "I like it very much", ten thousand muddy horses ran naked on Xu Bai's chest...

[Do you really like it?You were only young at that time, and if you knew what it meant to like, just say you liked it. ]

[It's the first day of junior high school, we don't see each other very often, we've been together for more than half a year, and then he cheated on me. ]

[Hehe, I only know something in the first day of junior high school, and my hair hasn't even grown. ]

[Hee hee, you are only in the first year of junior high school. ]

Xu Bai almost choked, and then replied: [It sounds like a nasty guy, how can you associate with this kind of person? ]

[Oh, I was young at the time, it’s not worth thinking about it now, I was in a daze throughout the whole process. ]

[What process... Kissing? ]

[No, my first kiss is still there, and he just hugged me secretly, without letting him hold my hand. ]

Xu Bai heaved a sigh of relief, but still said a little displeasedly: [Isn't he your partner, he won't even hug him? ]

Unexpectedly, Shen Yi said: [Why should I give him a hug? That time he was waiting for me at the station and hugged me while I wasn't paying attention. I was very angry. ]

It's no wonder that you don't cheat... Although Xu Bai thought so in his heart, a smile appeared on his face: [It seems that you still know how to protect yourself. ]

[That is, luckily he didn't succeed, otherwise I would regret it to death. ]

Xu Bai really wanted to reply: "If you don't regret dying, I will beat him until he doubts his life!" But he still asked urgently: [What did that kid do again? ]

[It's nothing, he really wanted to kiss my face, but I dodged it. ]

[anything else? ]

[I can't remember clearly, it seems that there was no one at home once, and he called me to play, but I didn't go. ]

[...]

[Perhaps it was a hint, I thought it was too funny, so I didn't go, and then he was like that. ]

[Don't scare me, it's a good thing you didn't go, otherwise he would definitely trick you into bed. ]

[Hmm, now that I think about it, he and I didn't do anything except occasionally eat and go shopping. ]

[Then you don't like him that much... Otherwise, why wouldn't you even let him touch him? ]

[I don’t know, I always feel that it feels weird and uncomfortable. ]

Shen Yi's words reminded Xu Bai of a person from the other side of his memory: An Chen.

She remembered that when An Chen touched her, she also had a very uncomfortable feeling, but she just couldn't tell where it was uncomfortable.It was only later when I was with Meimei that I realized that perhaps this was an instinctive repulsion of being a lesbian—a rejection of intimate contact with men.

She stared at the screen thoughtfully, wanting to find out about Shen Yi's sexual orientation, but she didn't know how to cut into this topic naturally, so she asked casually: [What do you usually like to do? ]

[Hee hee, don’t you know what I like to do? Read novels, comics, etc. ]

[Uh, I also like to read comics, except for romance. ]

[I like to read romance novels, old ones and old ones are fine, and I really like to watch those...Ah Bai probably doesn’t know. ]

Xu Bai was very curious: [What is that? ]

She thought that Shen Yi was talking about the driving scene, but then she was wrong. With such a reserved personality like Shen Yi, it is impossible to watch this kind of plot while drooling.

[How should I put it, male and female, do you know? ]

[...]

[Are you a straight man? I'm afraid you'll reject me, so I didn't dare to tell you before. ]

It turned out to be a Danmei manga... Xu Bai was hit in the head again, she didn't expect Shen Yi to be a rotten girl!

[How can you read this kind of comics, isn't it good to read ordinary romance comics? ]

[People like to watch it...]

[Don't read it, you can't understand it, I think you are a hypocrite, you just think the man in the painting is beautiful. ]

[Hee hee, I was discovered by you. ]

Xu Bai sighed helplessly.However, after talking about this, she took advantage of the situation and asked: [Can you accept men and women? ]

[Okay, I don’t think it matters. ]

She paused, and then asked further: [Then... can you accept Lily? ]

At this time, Liang Haimei came over to watch them chat.Meimei also seems to be very concerned about Shen Yi's answer, while Xu Bai is super guilty, afraid that Shen Yi will find out that she has ulterior motives, and then suspect that she is a lesbian, so she asks...

The other side was silent for a while, and suddenly a string of words lit up: [You mean girls and girls, right?I can't accept this, it feels weird...]

"Hey, how can you be biased?" Xu Bai yelled at Shen Yi on the opposite side of the screen.

Liang Haimei said with a smile: "Isn't that how people are? Men and women have nothing to do with her, but when it comes to Lily, she feels that it has something to do with her, and then the subconscious will reject it."

In desperation, Xu Bai could only call against his will: [Uh, then you are still very normal, don't think about these things, study hard. ]

[I know, don't worry. ]

Later, she went to the Internet to check the information about rotten girls, and learned that most rotten girls are straight girls, especially Shen Yi, who likes to look at beautiful men, is straighter than a telephone pole...

Liang Haimei said from the side: "I know you are worried that Shen Yi will know our identities. She is very simple, and you treat her so well, she won't be suspicious."

Xu Bai turned his head to look at the love that she had wiped out from the bottom of his heart but could not escape, and he squeezed the lottery ticket tightly in his hand, thinking how long it would take for such days to end...

"It doesn't matter if Shen Yi is a straight girl, anyway, Venom is a man, neither me nor you." Xu Bai forced a smile, "Actually, I'm very glad that her sexual orientation is normal. Only then can she meet her Prince Charming."

"You're on point, Prince Charming." Liang Haimei smiled smugly at her, "I'm going to let you use this trick to chase Shen Yi."

Xu Bai blinked: "Prince Charming?"

"Shen Yi's family conditions are generally not mentioned, and there is a younger brother who is more favored than her. Think about it, can this kind of Cinderella, who has been helping her father shine shoes all the year round, resist the strong pursuit of a local tyrant Venom?"