Zhang Yi felt that there must be something wrong with his brain.
He could hear someone else, anyone!
More than once, he heard the elder brother say that he is the heroine of a novel called "The Immortal Way of the Demon Sect Without God"!
More than once, he heard the big brother and those who wanted his life and those who "hugged his thigh" said that he would become Xianjun's apprentice, and Xianjun would die for him!
What kind of person is Xianjun, he can't even cultivate Xianjun, how can he become Xianjun's apprentice!
If he really is the "awesome" hero in the hearts of the senior brother and those people, why would he kneel in front of the master's door and wait to be punished in fear?
[The chapter of Qingluan Youqing should be at least a year later according to the time calculation, but now the whole thing is reborn and crossed, this change in the plot is too normal!Maybe Qingluan was also impaled? ]
Even buy Karma!The big brother is spreading the plot for him again!In fact, he refused, because it is not allowed every time!
The words "I buy Karma" and "spoiler" are all learned from the "5000 words commonly used by time travelers" given to him by his elder brother!Obsessed with his ears and eyes, listening to his heart, he is now able to use these words more skillfully, although he often uses them incorrectly...
"Eldest brother, do you think Master will expel me from the school?" Zhang Yi asked cautiously. Recently, Master has treated him more severely, which made him worried.
"Little brother, don't worry, the master will punish you, but after the punishment is over, it will be fine, and there will be no further investigation."
[Master will only punish you to think about your mistakes in a cold cell!Qingluan will come in naked to warm you naked!When I first read it, I couldn't help but licked it up, and I watched she directly, damn it, I have to admire the author's skill in writing *!Although the writing style is not very good, but the point is that it can catch my point! ]
Zhang Yi was forcibly spoiled by the big brother again, and he wanted to cry without tears!He didn't know whether to believe it or not!
The last time he went down the mountain to purchase, the elder brother said in his heart that he would meet the heroine for the first time, but he was besieged by a group of people and almost died. After listening to the voices of those people, he knew that the people who besieged him were "reborn". To avenge him!
The last time he went down the mountain to buy, the senior brother said in his heart that he would find the supreme treasure, but in the end, the treasure was not picked up, and he met a group of people who said they wanted to be his little brother, and only after listening to the voices of those people did he know what the treasure was. The people who are his little brother are all "wearing books", and they are here to hug his golden thigh!
After encountering such incidents several times, the master never allowed him to go down the mountain, and strengthened the barrier of Sanwei Mountain.But according to the elder brother, there are still many people waiting at the foot of the mountain, including the "reborn person" who seeks revenge on him, the "book wearer" who wants to hug his thigh, and even many people who don't know the truth?
In short, the plot he learned from the senior brother's voice was all wrong!
"Eldest brother, so many people have been reborn and time-traveled, will you one day be..." Zhang Yi pretended to be sad, but was interrupted by the elder brother before he could finish speaking, "Little brother, don't think about it. Big brother will always be your big brother"
He knew it would be like this!How much he hopes that senior brother will tell him the truth, then he can ask senior senior a hundred thousand reasons, why you all think this is a book, why time travel and rebirth...
Because he can hear the voices of others, he knows that the senior brother is "crossing the book", the second senior brother is "time travel", and the third senior brother is "rebirth"!The master should also be "crossing books", Qingluan is "time-traveling" and is still a man wearing a woman!There is no "normal person" around him...
And he tried every means to make his brothers admit that he was transmigrated/reborn, but they all refused to admit it!Very insist that they are the original goods!
"Evil! Get out of here as a teacher!"
Hearing his master calling him, Zhang Yi quickly put away his thoughts, knelt inside the room in a little panic, closed the door, and knelt all the way to his master with his head bowed.
[Oh my god, my apprentice really lives up to the author's phrase "Bi Qi's son is beyond measure"!You look so good-looking, how can you let the teacher abuse you! ]
Zhang Yi: Master, you are supposed to be serious and rigid, so can you stop being so destructive in your heart!
["Beat him with the Fifty Shadow Whip, and put him in a cold prison for three days" "With his current physical fitness, it's his life!" Do you want to give up all your previous efforts?" "No!"]
This is also what makes Zhang Yi quite puzzled. Why are the master's voices shared by two people?
The other voice didn't sound like a human being. Master didn't want to punish him like this. It was that voice that was persecuting Master. Could it be Master's inner demon?Master has reached Mahayana, how can he still have inner demons?Plan ahead, what plan?
When the ugly corpse hole is open and the sun is dark, Zhang Yi knows the meaning of this sentence even if he is ignorant!Ugly corpses are opened, monsters are rampant, ghosts are raging, and the sun and the moon are dark!
Zhang saw the master walking towards him with a shadow whip in his hand!He had suffered this shadow whip once, and it was the master who hit him in a hurry, and it was so painful that he couldn't live without it!Fifty strokes!Not yet killed!
etc!Didn’t senior brother just say that Master would only punish me in a cold prison? !
big brother!How can I believe your plot!
And now the senior brother kneeling outside the door is trying hard to recall the plot!
He followed this article for a fucking reason. A cute girl he knew told him that he had the same name as the male protagonist of a stallion novel. Yes, it was Yan Shunhua!
His name is taken from the "Book of Songs Zheng Feng", "Yan Rushunhua", such a literary name!He instantly had a good impression of the author, so he searched for this article!
"Supreme Supreme Demon Sect Immortal Way"?With a glance at the title, one can smell the strong breath of a stallion, just like Mary Su Wen in "The Overbearing President's Contract Wife", "The Evil King's Favorite Concubine", "The Poisonous Concubine Enchanting" and so on. The tiger's body shook!
It almost made him back off!After all, he is a straight man who doesn't read stallion novels. He has been in Jinjiang for a long time and has a tendency to bend over!
Look at the copy again——
He was originally the son of the head of Qingyao Mountain, the first sect of cultivating immortals, so he should be born with a magnanimous path to immortality
He hides the fairy root of the devil soul and ghost, and he is a "fellow" cultivator of ghosts and demons, which is not tolerated by the righteous way in the world.
His thoughts are pure in exchange for cramp, broken bones, sucking marrow and eating flesh
What is good and what is evil?
The way of heaven is in my absence!
This copywriting has almost reached a certain high level, with both form and spirit!
What is puzzling is that this article with a certain distinctive feature was published in Jinjiang, and it became the most popular cultivation novel of the year, not one of them!It's amazing!
Jinjiang should not be "Cannon Fodder/Villain ×××", "Rebirth ×××", "Quick Transmigration ×××", "Women's Supporting ×××", of course there are everything that you can't think of The name of the article that the author of Jinjiang can't get out.
Shouldn't Jinjiang have all kinds of brains flying together, the routines are completely different, and the style of painting is unique?Isn't such a serious stallion really an undercover agent sent by a certain point?
Throughout the full text, cultivating immortals is basically a side job, and the male protagonist's daily task is to collect treasures and peerless beauties all over the world, which is as easy as picking up shit!While picking up shit, bah, it's picking up treasures while also taking care of the base!Men and women take it all!Just don't be too happy!
The male advocated that one was originally a second-generation immortal named Wuxuan. Before his father Shouyang was killed by his master Bo Yuanji, he secretly sent him to Sanwei Mountain to find an old friend, the Fifth Sutra, to take him in.However, Shouyang's cultivation level is very high, and his son and himself are divided into two, which makes Yuanji mistakenly think that he has killed their father and son, so they can sit back and relax.After Shouyang's death, Yuan Ji succeeded as the head of the family.
The Shouyang gene is strong, and Wuxuan looks too much like his father. In order to prevent Yuanji from discovering that Wuxuan is not dead, the fifth classic uses the method of changing shape and changing shadow to completely change the face of the hero, and named it Zhang Yi, which means Dao begets one, one, two, two, three, three, and all things.
However, there are after-effects of using the method of changing shape and changing shadows. The body of the recipient will become weaker and weaker. If the medicine cannot be found to regenerate the body after 15 years, the recipient will age rapidly and die without a doubt!
The male protagonist drags a sickly and rapidly aging body, and treasures will automatically run into his arms, but any beauties with outstanding looks will fall in love with him at first sight, as long as a man with good character and appearance will become his love gay friend!
These gay friends and beauties all cried out to love the hero, but compared to the hero, Shizun Cang, they are all scumbags.
After Sanwei Mountain was robbed, the Fifth Sutra entrusted the male protagonist to the immortal monarch Cang Shuli, and the male protagonist worshiped Cang Shuli as his teacher, and only then did he really start his journey of cultivating immortals!
Cang Shuli is the only immortal monarch in the world of cultivating immortals, and his appearance is the best in the three worlds. He is the only character who can stand side by side with the male protagonist. He has a noble and glamorous personality!
As the only immortal monarch, he knew from the very beginning that his destiny was to die for his disciples and prove the Tao with his own body.But he still accepted Zhang Yi as an apprentice.During the period, he taught carefully, on the surface he was harsh and harsh, but in his heart he was full of care and love!
The male protagonist was trapped in the ugly corpse cave alone by the righteous way of the world, his whole body was pulled out alive, he sucked the marrow, drank the blood and ate the flesh to get rid of his fairy roots, and burned him with real fire to destroy his demon soul, and finally he was sealed in the pool of blood like a ball of mud !
The one who came to save the male lead was not the female lead, not the male lead's gay friends, and not even the male lead's demon brother, but the master who beat and scolded him frequently!
Cang Shu went through untold hardships to find prescriptions and medicines to connect the tendons and veins of the hero, exhausted his cultivation to cast spells, and finally turned his body and soul into an elixir to save the hero.
After waking up, the male protagonist was completely blackened, bloodbathed the three worlds, changed the situation, subverted the world, and finally became the master of the three mountains, four seas, Liuhe, eight barrens, and Kyushu!
Yan Shunhua complained about the blinding halo of the male protagonist, the fact that the IQ of the villain in the supporting role is never online, and the author's writing style is idiot and the story is bloody, but at the same time, he seemed to be possessed and couldn't stop at all!
Investigate the reason, let his balls&pain&chrysanthemum&tight:
This article focuses on the plot, with countless foreshadowings and mysteries everywhere, but the author has the ability to design foreshadowing mysteries, and if you have the ability, don’t forget to solve them!There are big pits everywhere where people fall to death, what's the follow-up!The author is either scheming and real or lacking in heart!
It feels amazing to come out with a random character!But it turns out that after writing a novel of more than 1000 million words, the author had completely forgotten that there were such characters in his novel!Just like Sanfen Shuling, you made him so glamorous and astonishing, and you promised to become the hero's gay friend, but you didn't even mention it later!
The author of this book, "I'm almost a useless dragon"!It seems that the pen names of the authors who write about stallions almost always have the character "dragon"?But I don’t want to complain about this pseudonym. After all, if you can insist on daily updates of [-], you must have at least one million manuscripts, tens of millions of words, an unimaginable amount of work!
At the beginning, he used the reader ID named "Shocked! I actually finished chasing a tens of millions of words in Jinjiang!", and made many complaints!The moment he closed the book, he was wearing it!She even dressed as Yan Shunhua!
Just ask you, dog blood is not dog blood!
"Big brother! Big brother! I heard that there is a Linlong near Qingyao Mountain that is crossing the catastrophe!"
"Linlong Crossing Tribulation"?There is no such plot in the original text!
Fuck!It seems to be mentioned at the end of the sentence "If Linlong is reborn, it will be a different world, and Zhang Yi may not become Godless"!
He could hear someone else, anyone!
More than once, he heard the elder brother say that he is the heroine of a novel called "The Immortal Way of the Demon Sect Without God"!
More than once, he heard the big brother and those who wanted his life and those who "hugged his thigh" said that he would become Xianjun's apprentice, and Xianjun would die for him!
What kind of person is Xianjun, he can't even cultivate Xianjun, how can he become Xianjun's apprentice!
If he really is the "awesome" hero in the hearts of the senior brother and those people, why would he kneel in front of the master's door and wait to be punished in fear?
[The chapter of Qingluan Youqing should be at least a year later according to the time calculation, but now the whole thing is reborn and crossed, this change in the plot is too normal!Maybe Qingluan was also impaled? ]
Even buy Karma!The big brother is spreading the plot for him again!In fact, he refused, because it is not allowed every time!
The words "I buy Karma" and "spoiler" are all learned from the "5000 words commonly used by time travelers" given to him by his elder brother!Obsessed with his ears and eyes, listening to his heart, he is now able to use these words more skillfully, although he often uses them incorrectly...
"Eldest brother, do you think Master will expel me from the school?" Zhang Yi asked cautiously. Recently, Master has treated him more severely, which made him worried.
"Little brother, don't worry, the master will punish you, but after the punishment is over, it will be fine, and there will be no further investigation."
[Master will only punish you to think about your mistakes in a cold cell!Qingluan will come in naked to warm you naked!When I first read it, I couldn't help but licked it up, and I watched she directly, damn it, I have to admire the author's skill in writing *!Although the writing style is not very good, but the point is that it can catch my point! ]
Zhang Yi was forcibly spoiled by the big brother again, and he wanted to cry without tears!He didn't know whether to believe it or not!
The last time he went down the mountain to purchase, the elder brother said in his heart that he would meet the heroine for the first time, but he was besieged by a group of people and almost died. After listening to the voices of those people, he knew that the people who besieged him were "reborn". To avenge him!
The last time he went down the mountain to buy, the senior brother said in his heart that he would find the supreme treasure, but in the end, the treasure was not picked up, and he met a group of people who said they wanted to be his little brother, and only after listening to the voices of those people did he know what the treasure was. The people who are his little brother are all "wearing books", and they are here to hug his golden thigh!
After encountering such incidents several times, the master never allowed him to go down the mountain, and strengthened the barrier of Sanwei Mountain.But according to the elder brother, there are still many people waiting at the foot of the mountain, including the "reborn person" who seeks revenge on him, the "book wearer" who wants to hug his thigh, and even many people who don't know the truth?
In short, the plot he learned from the senior brother's voice was all wrong!
"Eldest brother, so many people have been reborn and time-traveled, will you one day be..." Zhang Yi pretended to be sad, but was interrupted by the elder brother before he could finish speaking, "Little brother, don't think about it. Big brother will always be your big brother"
He knew it would be like this!How much he hopes that senior brother will tell him the truth, then he can ask senior senior a hundred thousand reasons, why you all think this is a book, why time travel and rebirth...
Because he can hear the voices of others, he knows that the senior brother is "crossing the book", the second senior brother is "time travel", and the third senior brother is "rebirth"!The master should also be "crossing books", Qingluan is "time-traveling" and is still a man wearing a woman!There is no "normal person" around him...
And he tried every means to make his brothers admit that he was transmigrated/reborn, but they all refused to admit it!Very insist that they are the original goods!
"Evil! Get out of here as a teacher!"
Hearing his master calling him, Zhang Yi quickly put away his thoughts, knelt inside the room in a little panic, closed the door, and knelt all the way to his master with his head bowed.
[Oh my god, my apprentice really lives up to the author's phrase "Bi Qi's son is beyond measure"!You look so good-looking, how can you let the teacher abuse you! ]
Zhang Yi: Master, you are supposed to be serious and rigid, so can you stop being so destructive in your heart!
["Beat him with the Fifty Shadow Whip, and put him in a cold prison for three days" "With his current physical fitness, it's his life!" Do you want to give up all your previous efforts?" "No!"]
This is also what makes Zhang Yi quite puzzled. Why are the master's voices shared by two people?
The other voice didn't sound like a human being. Master didn't want to punish him like this. It was that voice that was persecuting Master. Could it be Master's inner demon?Master has reached Mahayana, how can he still have inner demons?Plan ahead, what plan?
When the ugly corpse hole is open and the sun is dark, Zhang Yi knows the meaning of this sentence even if he is ignorant!Ugly corpses are opened, monsters are rampant, ghosts are raging, and the sun and the moon are dark!
Zhang saw the master walking towards him with a shadow whip in his hand!He had suffered this shadow whip once, and it was the master who hit him in a hurry, and it was so painful that he couldn't live without it!Fifty strokes!Not yet killed!
etc!Didn’t senior brother just say that Master would only punish me in a cold prison? !
big brother!How can I believe your plot!
And now the senior brother kneeling outside the door is trying hard to recall the plot!
He followed this article for a fucking reason. A cute girl he knew told him that he had the same name as the male protagonist of a stallion novel. Yes, it was Yan Shunhua!
His name is taken from the "Book of Songs Zheng Feng", "Yan Rushunhua", such a literary name!He instantly had a good impression of the author, so he searched for this article!
"Supreme Supreme Demon Sect Immortal Way"?With a glance at the title, one can smell the strong breath of a stallion, just like Mary Su Wen in "The Overbearing President's Contract Wife", "The Evil King's Favorite Concubine", "The Poisonous Concubine Enchanting" and so on. The tiger's body shook!
It almost made him back off!After all, he is a straight man who doesn't read stallion novels. He has been in Jinjiang for a long time and has a tendency to bend over!
Look at the copy again——
He was originally the son of the head of Qingyao Mountain, the first sect of cultivating immortals, so he should be born with a magnanimous path to immortality
He hides the fairy root of the devil soul and ghost, and he is a "fellow" cultivator of ghosts and demons, which is not tolerated by the righteous way in the world.
His thoughts are pure in exchange for cramp, broken bones, sucking marrow and eating flesh
What is good and what is evil?
The way of heaven is in my absence!
This copywriting has almost reached a certain high level, with both form and spirit!
What is puzzling is that this article with a certain distinctive feature was published in Jinjiang, and it became the most popular cultivation novel of the year, not one of them!It's amazing!
Jinjiang should not be "Cannon Fodder/Villain ×××", "Rebirth ×××", "Quick Transmigration ×××", "Women's Supporting ×××", of course there are everything that you can't think of The name of the article that the author of Jinjiang can't get out.
Shouldn't Jinjiang have all kinds of brains flying together, the routines are completely different, and the style of painting is unique?Isn't such a serious stallion really an undercover agent sent by a certain point?
Throughout the full text, cultivating immortals is basically a side job, and the male protagonist's daily task is to collect treasures and peerless beauties all over the world, which is as easy as picking up shit!While picking up shit, bah, it's picking up treasures while also taking care of the base!Men and women take it all!Just don't be too happy!
The male advocated that one was originally a second-generation immortal named Wuxuan. Before his father Shouyang was killed by his master Bo Yuanji, he secretly sent him to Sanwei Mountain to find an old friend, the Fifth Sutra, to take him in.However, Shouyang's cultivation level is very high, and his son and himself are divided into two, which makes Yuanji mistakenly think that he has killed their father and son, so they can sit back and relax.After Shouyang's death, Yuan Ji succeeded as the head of the family.
The Shouyang gene is strong, and Wuxuan looks too much like his father. In order to prevent Yuanji from discovering that Wuxuan is not dead, the fifth classic uses the method of changing shape and changing shadow to completely change the face of the hero, and named it Zhang Yi, which means Dao begets one, one, two, two, three, three, and all things.
However, there are after-effects of using the method of changing shape and changing shadows. The body of the recipient will become weaker and weaker. If the medicine cannot be found to regenerate the body after 15 years, the recipient will age rapidly and die without a doubt!
The male protagonist drags a sickly and rapidly aging body, and treasures will automatically run into his arms, but any beauties with outstanding looks will fall in love with him at first sight, as long as a man with good character and appearance will become his love gay friend!
These gay friends and beauties all cried out to love the hero, but compared to the hero, Shizun Cang, they are all scumbags.
After Sanwei Mountain was robbed, the Fifth Sutra entrusted the male protagonist to the immortal monarch Cang Shuli, and the male protagonist worshiped Cang Shuli as his teacher, and only then did he really start his journey of cultivating immortals!
Cang Shuli is the only immortal monarch in the world of cultivating immortals, and his appearance is the best in the three worlds. He is the only character who can stand side by side with the male protagonist. He has a noble and glamorous personality!
As the only immortal monarch, he knew from the very beginning that his destiny was to die for his disciples and prove the Tao with his own body.But he still accepted Zhang Yi as an apprentice.During the period, he taught carefully, on the surface he was harsh and harsh, but in his heart he was full of care and love!
The male protagonist was trapped in the ugly corpse cave alone by the righteous way of the world, his whole body was pulled out alive, he sucked the marrow, drank the blood and ate the flesh to get rid of his fairy roots, and burned him with real fire to destroy his demon soul, and finally he was sealed in the pool of blood like a ball of mud !
The one who came to save the male lead was not the female lead, not the male lead's gay friends, and not even the male lead's demon brother, but the master who beat and scolded him frequently!
Cang Shu went through untold hardships to find prescriptions and medicines to connect the tendons and veins of the hero, exhausted his cultivation to cast spells, and finally turned his body and soul into an elixir to save the hero.
After waking up, the male protagonist was completely blackened, bloodbathed the three worlds, changed the situation, subverted the world, and finally became the master of the three mountains, four seas, Liuhe, eight barrens, and Kyushu!
Yan Shunhua complained about the blinding halo of the male protagonist, the fact that the IQ of the villain in the supporting role is never online, and the author's writing style is idiot and the story is bloody, but at the same time, he seemed to be possessed and couldn't stop at all!
Investigate the reason, let his balls&pain&chrysanthemum&tight:
This article focuses on the plot, with countless foreshadowings and mysteries everywhere, but the author has the ability to design foreshadowing mysteries, and if you have the ability, don’t forget to solve them!There are big pits everywhere where people fall to death, what's the follow-up!The author is either scheming and real or lacking in heart!
It feels amazing to come out with a random character!But it turns out that after writing a novel of more than 1000 million words, the author had completely forgotten that there were such characters in his novel!Just like Sanfen Shuling, you made him so glamorous and astonishing, and you promised to become the hero's gay friend, but you didn't even mention it later!
The author of this book, "I'm almost a useless dragon"!It seems that the pen names of the authors who write about stallions almost always have the character "dragon"?But I don’t want to complain about this pseudonym. After all, if you can insist on daily updates of [-], you must have at least one million manuscripts, tens of millions of words, an unimaginable amount of work!
At the beginning, he used the reader ID named "Shocked! I actually finished chasing a tens of millions of words in Jinjiang!", and made many complaints!The moment he closed the book, he was wearing it!She even dressed as Yan Shunhua!
Just ask you, dog blood is not dog blood!
"Big brother! Big brother! I heard that there is a Linlong near Qingyao Mountain that is crossing the catastrophe!"
"Linlong Crossing Tribulation"?There is no such plot in the original text!
Fuck!It seems to be mentioned at the end of the sentence "If Linlong is reborn, it will be a different world, and Zhang Yi may not become Godless"!
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