It's just artificial respiration!

Trucks transport waste along the highway to distant garbage disposal sites.These cars come from a sex toy factory in the suburbs, and the cars are loaded with discarded toys.

In the factory, the few remaining workers are cleaning the warehouse.The factory closed down, and this place will be closed forever.

"Why did the factory close down? Didn't it work well?" said the worker.The efficiency of the factory is not bad, and he has worked here for several years, and now he has to look for a job again.

Another worker sneered: "How much money do you think this factory can make, we ordinary people think it's a lot, but the big bosses above don't take it to heart at all."

The first person put down the work in his hand: "How to say?"

"Don't you know? This factory is just a small workshop under the name of XX Group. If it hadn't been developed around here, the big boss might not even know there is such a factory."

"What is going to be developed here... ah!" The worker screamed.

"What's your name? It's like a ghost." The other worker came over and realized what he was screaming for.

It turned out to be a caught fish under the wooden cabinet.The workers dragged out the "fish caught in the net", it was a dusty and dirty inflatable doll.

"Why did you lose one, hey! It's still a complete one." The worker grabbed the inflatable doll's foot and shook it violently.

The chestnut hair of the inflatable doll covers its face, and the workers have the courage to lift the hair to reveal its true face.

The inflatable doll is a male doll, about the size of a teenager.Only a gray shirt was put on the upper body, revealing the bare legs underneath.The skin is white and smooth, delicate and soft to the touch, like a newborn baby.

The worker clicked his tongue in amazement: "It's so realistic, I thought it was real if I wasn't careful."

XX Sex Toys Company is very well-known in the industry, and is famous for its lifelikeness. The materials used and the craftsmanship of the craftsmen are all top-notch, so the cost is extremely high.

The worker jokingly said to another person: "Why don't you take it back to play, this thing is very expensive, and it's all limited customization and exclusive number."

The other person quickly waved his hand, as if the inflatable doll was a scourge, and resisted very much: "Come on, this is a male doll, I want you to use it."

"I don't like it either. It's all about the taste of the rich, and we ordinary people can't appreciate it." The worker shook the inflatable doll in disgust, and the doll's head hit the rough and hard surface with a bang. Concrete floor.

"Then what to do with this thing, other waste products have long been dragged to the garbage dump." The worker looked at the inflatable doll worriedly.

"Isn't the factory near the sea? Let's just throw it into the sea! Anyway, no one will see it, so let's do it secretly."

"also."

After a while, the two locked the factory gate, threw the inflatable doll vigorously, and drew a beautiful parabola in mid-air, only to hear a plop, and fell into the blue sea.The worker clapped his hands in satisfaction, turned around and went to the bus station.

The inflatable doll fell into the water, but it didn't sink. It was suspended in the water unsteadily, like a person who fell into the water.The inflatable doll was pushed by the waves, getting farther and farther away, and kept approaching the other side of the sea.Until one day, he was pushed onto a beach.

The red sun rises from the junction of the sky and the sea, and the sky is full of red clouds.The sea is half blue and half red.The water waves are shining, like layers of silver scales on fish.

Amidst the blue and red, a fishing boat passed by.The old fisherman, who was out fishing early, cast down the big net and picked it up again.

In the off-white fishing net, apart from a few small fish, there is also the inflatable doll that came from another coast.

15 years later.

Above the Nine Heavens, the Supreme Lord rushed over from the Nantian Gate.

The Jade Emperor put the Tianjie limited edition large-screen mobile phone into his pocket, looked at the white-haired Taishang Laojun under the stage, and was very unhappy: "Why is Laojun panicked, and you have to explain it in person?"

The Jade Emperor felt unhappy. Just as he was about to pass the game, he lost because of Laojun's yelling.

With the rapid development of science and technology in the world, everyone keeps their mobile phones close to their bodies, WIFI is everywhere, and the heavens are not far behind.Today's heaven and hell are playing tricks on the high-tech gadgets in the world, and the heaven has its own website!The gods authenticate their IDs with their real names, and if there is any news, they will know it by posting a post on the Internet, and there is no need for Laojun to meet in the heaven in person.

It's not that Laojun is willing to make this trip, but that he has to.Laojun took out the wake-up mirror from his sleeve and handed it to the Jade Emperor.

"Jade Emperor, look."

"This is?" The Jade Emperor didn't know why, but in the mirror was a blue and mysterious seascape, seabirds were flying together, and human cubs were playing on the shore.

That's it, what's there to see?The Jade Emperor gave Laojun a reproachful look.

Laojun was surprised, leaned over, brushed a few times, and shook the mirror.

"Sorry sorry, the network is not very good, the picture is delayed."

The mirror was shaken several times by Laojun, the picture jumped once or twice, and the mirror image suddenly changed.A fishing boat appeared on the sea surface, and there was a very agile young man on the fishing boat.

The Jade Emperor snorted, tsk tsk strangely.

Of course, the Jade Emperor was not curious about the young man's appearance. There are many beautiful immortals in the sky, and the Jade Emperor has seen many beauties.only……

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and was very surprised: "There is silver light shining on his body. It has been a long time since anyone in the world has cultivated to become an immortal." In modern society, spiritual energy is thin, and there are very few people who devote themselves to cultivating immortals. There are only a few Taoists who live in seclusion in deep mountains and old forests. , will take this road of cultivating immortals.

The old man raised his forehead, the Jade Emperor couldn't see clearly, he didn't have the eyesight of the old man.That's what I said, but in fact, the two of them are about the same age, but Laojun is used to transforming into an old man.

"This young man is not a fairy, but a god!" Laojun pointed out.

The Jade Emperor took a closer look, and sure enough, the silver light was mixed with strands of golden light, and he had almost cultivated into a divine body, waiting to be listed in the divine book once he attained the Tao.

In today's human world, it is difficult to cultivate into a spirit, and it is even more difficult to cultivate into an immortal body, but the most difficult thing is to cultivate into a god.In the early days of the creation of the universe, it was easy for a large number of great powers to rank among the gods, such as Nuwa Fuxixi Queen Mother and so on.After that, in every dynasty and every generation, only a few of them were able to practice Taoism and rank among the gods.

But in modern society, there is no case of becoming a god in a hundred years.In the final analysis, it is because today's human beings no longer believe in the existence of gods.But the gods have to rely on human beliefs to obtain spiritual power and cultivate into a divine body.When human beings no longer believe in it, the gods will be wiped out.

That's why Taishang Laojun met the Jade Emperor in a hurry, and the Jade Emperor was also amazed.

The Awakening Mirror belongs to Laojun and is used to peep into the world.The Jade Emperor never asked much about it. If there was a situation, the old man would come to report it. If there was no situation, he would just relax and play games online. It was so cool and happy.

"This is really a good thing for our heavenly world!" The Jade Emperor smiled. The heavenly world hadn't added newcomers for a hundred years, and it was more lively with new gods joining.

"But..." the old gentleman faltered.

The Jade Emperor squinted at him, "But what, you said it."

"This new god is a bit special. He, he, his prototype is an inflatable doll." Having said this, Lao Jun blushed.

For so many years, he hadn't seen any goblin monsters, but the inflatable doll was built... Ahem, this is really the first time.

The Jade Emperor also blushed instantly and coughed a few times.Tianting is also connected to the Internet now. In the Internet age, the Jade Emperor certainly knows what an inflatable doll is.Once, he accidentally clicked on a certain treasure to take a look at the price... The production of a certain brand with good quality cost tens of thousands of human currency.

"This, this... is really unbelievable!" The Jade Emperor waited for a long time before he could say a word.

"It's true, it's true." Laojun wiped off the non-existent cold sweat in embarrassment, accidentally revealing his attributes.

"Then what, who is sent to extradite this inflatable doll... Oh, no, he has a god position, in charge of lust, he should be called the god of desire..." The more the Jade Emperor said, the more he blushed and felt guilty. Excessiveness is not advisable, he should also cut off the Internet and practice the cultivation of immortals!

"Jade Emperor, why don't you let the Dragon God go."

"Dragon God? Isn't the Dragon God notoriously lazy to move, would he be willing?"

The old gentleman sighed: "There is no way. Yushen is located in the sea area under the jurisdiction of the Dragon God. You also know that their ancient gods have always had a temper. This Dragon God especially doesn't like people to go to his territory. To save him next time Let’s make trouble, let Dragon God handle this matter.”

"Then it's so decided, you go to deliver the decree to the Dragon God, I still have something to do, so I'll go first." The Jade Emperor ordered the task, yawned and left first.Alas, it was all Laojun's fault, this is bad, the team battle is completely wiped out.

A group of humans on the opposite side are scolding elementary school students.The Jade Emperor stroked his beard, what a primary school student, I deserve tens of thousands of your grandparents.

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In the depths of the deep blue sea, when swimming in the lost kelp forest, when you turn a corner, you will encounter another world.It was the Crystal Palace like a fairy tale world, with paths paved with colorful glazed stones and night pearls shimmering.The soft seaweed is like silk, this is the Dragon Palace under the sea.

A silver dragon coiled up in a circle and lay down in a nest made of gold and pearls, but its horns and claws were golden.Yinlong twisted a bit, turned his head in one direction, revealing his big dragon face.He seemed to be stupefied, squinted for a moment, and then slowly opened his eyes.The silver dragon's long eyelashes are also silver, but the pupils are as deep as the deep blue sea.

"I said, my lord, just take a look!" An old man's lament broke the quiet atmosphere at this time.In front of the giant dragon's claws, an old man with a white beard spoke earnestly.

The old man is Prime Minister Turtle of Dragon Palace.This silver dragon is the current owner of the Dragon Palace - the only remaining oriental dragon in the world.

But the problem facing Dragon God is that it is difficult to make a blind date.The elder dragon god has lived for 4000 years, and has not seen any of his kin so far, so the dragon god has been single for 4000 years.

"I'm only [-] years old, and I'm still young, so what's the rush?" The silver dragon disdainful, the real ancient dragon sometimes meets another dragon he likes after tens of thousands of years, his age is youthful, hmph.

"Excessive words!" Prime Minister Gui's shell was about to turn over in anger, "Can it be the same as before? Your lord, you must know that there were dragons all over the place in ancient times, so of course they are not in a hurry! But now you are a dragon, so don't be in a hurry Marriage, the Dragon Clan will be wiped out!"

"Okay, then find me another dragon." Yinlong kicked the ball and easily threw the question back to Prime Minister Turtle.If he can find another dragon, he loses!

Prime Minister Gui is in a dilemma, why is he in such a hurry to find another dragon?

"My lord, otherwise you should consider Western dragons, there are still many dragons abroad."

The dragon god turned over and turned the dragon's back to Prime Minister Gui: "I don't like foreign girls, but we oriental beauties."

"Then take a look at these, this one is pretty, hey, that one is pretty good too..." Prime Minister Gui dug out a bunch of photos.

Yinlong flicked his tail, and the photos turned all over the floor.

The dragon god blew his beard and stared, his dragon face was full of disgust: "Prime Minister Turtle, what kind of monsters and ghosts did you find for me? There are no dragon horns or claws, it's so ugly!"

Prime Minister Gui can't help it, isn't it true that the dragon is gone and only Jiao and Snake are left?

"If you don't look at other spirits anymore, all vixens, peacocks and fairies are good, otherwise, even humans are fine. I see that there are many beautiful women in the human entertainment industry. Anyway, our dragon race is born with extraordinary talents, and can make eggs of other races , my lord, you can follow."

Yinlong's shiny eyelids rolled up, and the silver eyelashes went up and down like a big beautiful brush.His tone was lazy, and he said casually: "The species are different, so you can't fall in love."

Prime Minister Turtle is about to die of anger!

"That's right, let's go back to the Western dragon. The Western dragon is good. They say that the mixed-race cub looks good!" After a long time, Prime Minister Turtle turned back, "My lord, but you are the only dragon left, and you still have a dragon?" If you don’t hurry up, the Dragon Clan will really become extinct!”

"My lord, you want it! Absolutely! Empress! Now!"

Endless?It's so easy, let's talk about it when he is old and has a long life.

"Then what, if Prime Minister Gui is fine, I will continue to practice. Practicing diligently is good for your health."

Saying that, the Dragon God will coil into a circle again and fall into a state of boundless nothingness.The human world is too boring, Lord Dragon God can only practice more and grind his days.

Prime Minister Gui hated that iron cannot be made into steel: "My lord, this old slave is talking to you about something serious, so don't run away! The Dragon Clan can't live without children!"

"Got it, got it." Dragon God muttered, disapproving.It has been said that he is only four thousand years old, so he can spend another few thousand years, so there is no rush.

Seeing that the Dragon King was still in this lazy and indifferent state, Prime Minister Gui wanted to commit the next crime, so he jumped up and grabbed the Dragon God's beard.

When the tortoise prime minister had nothing to do, the old gentleman asked to see him.

Laojun? If he doesn't come to the door for 800 years, what does he come to my Dragon Palace?The Dragon King flicked the dragon's tail, a puff of smoke cleared, and the coiled silver dragon disappeared in the blink of an eye. In the smoke, a man dressed in a gorgeous silver robe slowly walked out.

The man's appearance was very handsome, with sapphire-like eyes inlaid in the deep eye sockets.His eyes were so intensely blue that they were almost like ink. Only under the refraction of light would there be a slight blue gleam.

Dragon God yawned, and lazily said: "Let Laojun come in." As soon as the words came out, the image of Dragon God was greatly reduced.So the face is deceiving, and the face can't be eaten!

"Hello, Dragon King!" The old gentleman smiled, and he would not touch the Dragon God if he could not touch it. The Dragon God has too much temper, and he can't stand it. It would be bad if he got upset and dismantled his alchemy furnace.

"What's the matter?" Dragon God spread out on the red coral carved chair, raised his eyelids slightly and glanced at Laojun.Going to the Three Treasures Palace for everything, rape or robbery, looking at the old man doesn't look like a good person.

"Hey, isn't it a small matter that needs to trouble the Dragon God?" Laojun approached.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

The old gentleman kept a long story short, tried to be as direct as possible, and explained clearly what was entrusted to him in a few words.

"So, old Jade Emperor wants me to ferry this doll to become a god?"

Laojun smiled: "It's 'please', please go, my lord." Really unable to deal with their irritable dragon clan, Laojun admits he is cowardly.

Dragon God was lazy, and just about to refuse, suddenly he was blessed and remembered.Isn't this the perfect way to escape marriage?Hearing Prime Minister Turtle's ramblings every day makes his ears callused, and it seems not bad to go to the world to hide and hide from the limelight.

cost-effective.

The Dragon God agreed with a smile, took the jade token, and sent Laojun away.The degree of refreshment made Laojun feel that the sun was rising in the west.

After receiving the jade card, the old hat Dragon King, who has been obsessed with practicing for a hundred years and never left the Dragon Palace, was puzzled by the information on the jade card.

---Qiu, in charge of lust, transformed by the god of desire, an inflatable doll.

Inflatable doll?The name sounds suspicious.

Dragon God squinted his eyes, and asked Prime Minister Turtle, who had been in many battles and networked for many years: "Prime Minister Turtle, what is an inflatable doll?"

This answer is very dangerous, how can I explain this thing!If the Dragon King becomes obsessed with inflatable dolls and doesn't want to get married, their old Long family will really be doomed, and there will be no future!

Thinking about the stakes, Prime Minister Gui calmly replied, "It's a toy."

That answer is actually correct, love.Fun toys are toys, Prime Minister Gui thought.

Prime Minister Gui felt that he was really awesome, so he could click 32 likes.

Toy?Cut, I thought it was fun, it was so boring.The Dragon King shook the jade tablet in his hand, disgusted in his heart.

The author has something to say: I, I, I made a hole!Kaixun~(≧▽≦)/~