Death Spiral [Infinite Flow]

Mr. Wang kept his word, he only talked about two things when he said that he would only talk about two things, and he left after he finished speaking, without delaying at all.

The door slammed shut, leaving Lian Qiao and Little Lonicera in a daze staring at the mountains of primary school students' homework.

"This... is this a day's homework?" Lian Qiao took a finger and drew it. It was more than ten centimeters thick. He couldn't help being dumbfounded, "This is a year's work!"

Little Honeysuckle was much calmer.He sat in front of the small table, raised his posture in a serious manner, and said while opening his homework: "It's just homework for primary school students. With the two of us's academic qualifications, it's still... huh???"

The voice stopped abruptly.Liandong stared at the homework book with a dazed face, and her eyes almost popped out.

"What did you see?" Lian Qiao came over curiously and found that it was a math exercise book.

Where can the first grade questions be difficult? They are all graphics questions.Even the titles are marked in pinyin, so it shouldn't be too difficult.

However, among a bunch of 1+1s, it turned out to be such a question.

"Mom bought back 5 pieces of cake and distributed them to 4 children. How is it reasonable to divide them?"

There are also five circles drawn under the title, indicating five cakes.

Lian Qiao: "..." 1+1 has not been mastered yet!What cake!

Liandong held his forehead, and said helplessly: "Do you know this question?"

Lian Qiao: "I don't know how to divide five cakes into four, but I can divide four cakes among five people."

Lonicera: "Huh?"

Lian Qiao: "First hack a child to death, and then..."

Lonicera: "..."

Little Honeysuckle frowned, obviously dissatisfied with this answer.Lian Qiao coughed and said sternly, "Forget it, let's do our homework quickly. I'll help you Baidu... ouch!"

He took out his mobile phone and remembered that their mobile phones had long been out of battery, and there was no internet in this world, so he couldn't help but bow his head.

Immediately, little Lonicera's mind came up with famous aphorisms such as "There are roads in the mountains of books, hard work is the path, and the sea of ​​learning is endless... Turn back and be the shore" and so on.He didn't want to take shortcuts anymore, so he spread out his homework one by one, sorted them into categories, and began to assign tasks to himself and Lian Qiao.

There are nine subjects in total.Chinese, Mathematics, English, Nature, Society, Labor Skills, Art, History, Morality.

Everyone is familiar with the three subjects of Chinese, mathematics and English.Nature, society, art, and history can be regarded as quality education, and homework is not difficult.The labor skills are all manual work, and even Qiao is skillful, so naturally leave it to him.

Morality is simpler.Open the exercise booklet, and there is a task list inside.

1. Help Mom and Dad wash the dishes.

2. Help mom and dad to do the laundry.

3. Ask Mom and Dad to tell a bedtime story about honesty.

...It seems to be quite simple.

The two of them planned to do the most difficult Chinese, Mathematics, and English first, and then do other things in the middle to adjust their mood.Unexpectedly, when the two were tortured to death by mathematics in elementary school, they were surprised to find that the seemingly simplest moral character was actually the most difficult!

Each task is followed by a box asking parents to check off the child after completing the task.Of course, Lonicera wouldn't really run out in the middle of the night to find dishes to wash, just hook it up casually.However, as soon as he checked the dishwashing task, the third task suddenly turned blood red, and a big red cross appeared in the box behind it.

Lonicera was startled.

The word "honesty" in the third task was like two slaps, slapped on his face - please note that this is not rhetorical.

Lian Qiao and Liandong really and clearly heard two sounds of "pa, pa".Soon, two big red palm prints appeared on Lonicera Fen's little face.

"Fuck!" Lian Qiao exploded in an instant, and held up Lonicera's little face distressedly, "Are you okay!"

Little Lonicera was stunned by the divine palm, and couldn't react for a while.

Lian Qiao was furious, stretched out his hand to protect Lonicera in his arms, then threw the moral workbook on the ground, and crushed it hard with the soles of his feet.

"What kind of shit! How dare you do it?! I @#￥%!!!"

Lian Qiao spitting fragrance into a homework book.Little Lonicera struggled lightly in his arms, tugged at his sleeves and said, "Don't be impulsive, I have to hand in my homework tomorrow."

"We won't go to this school! Go to the fucking bad school!" Lian Qiao trampled the homework book to pieces, thinking about it, he couldn't help it, and even threw down the words and numbers on the table and stomped on it together.

Liandong hurriedly protected the fruits of her labor, and said angrily: "Calm down! What are you doing!"

Lian Qiao pointed to the homework book that was more than ten centimeters behind on the table, and cursed angrily: "This idiot woman doesn't want you to finish your homework at all! This is a fucking year's worth! Don't talk about doing it, you can't finish it ! And this bullshit morality, you can’t check it if you don’t finish it? Then how can you finish it! Where can I find your mother for you in the middle of the night?!”

Liandong: "..." Have you already acquiesced that you are my father?

But after hearing Lian Qiao's words, he quickly realized that Lian Qiao didn't lose his temper randomly.Lian Qiao is already convinced that they will not be able to finish their homework tonight, and there is no doubt that he will be criticized by the teacher when he goes to school tomorrow.As for whether there will be additional punishment...

No need to ask, there must be.

So Lian Qiao was angry, but it wasn't about homework.He was angry at his own powerlessness.

If it's only about language and math, it's fine. Two adults with college degrees can do it right and left, and they can do it until dawn.If only morality is okay, and the sand sculpture head teacher has recognized Lian Qiao as his father, then he can also complete these tasks with Lian Dong.

The point is that they only have a few hours left, and the piles of homework for the nine subjects are as high as a hill.It is absolutely impossible to finish all before going to school tomorrow.

Doesn't this mean that Liandong will go to school to die!

But NPCs have come to take the initiative to send tasks... Just like the collection of dolls released by the rabbit in Matryoshka, although it is not a real clearance condition, the doll itself is a reminder. In addition, if you really complete the task, you can also get hidden props ...

Wait, hidden props!

Lian Qiao suddenly had a thought, and his eyes involuntarily glanced at the backpack.

The key... his brass key...

This is the last copy, do you want to use it?

However, if used, he will...

Liandong didn't notice his strangeness, only thought he was depressed, so she climbed onto his lap and rubbed his cheek with the tip of her nose to comfort him.

"Okay, don't be angry. Let's take a step at a time, shall we?"

Lian Qiao's heart skipped a beat, with an inexplicable sense of guilt.His fingers curled up, not daring to touch the honeysuckle.

In order to avoid Liandong's suspicion, he had to pretend to be embarrassed and coughed: "You, you pay attention...you are only seven years old, don't do this kind of action! I don't make copper!"

"But..." Little Honeysuckle stared at his reddish face, and suddenly thought of playing tricks, so she lightly poked his cheek with her fingertips and said, "Aren't you my father now? I kiss you what do you want?" question?"

With that said, he closed his eyes, and kissed Lian Qiao on the cheek with a "chirp~".

This time Lian Qiao really exploded.The fine hairs stood up all the way from the back to the tailbone, and the tips of his ears and nose were all red with embarrassment.

"Go away!" Lian Qiao pushed Lonicera away in shame and indignation, bent down and picked up the trampled moral workbook, "Don't interfere with my improvement of ideological and moral awareness! You too, hurry up and do homework!"

Liandong smiled, knowing that he had recovered, so he picked up the pen again.

As much as Lian Qiao is inspired, a mission impossible is a mission impossible.The two of them stayed up all night, and after all, they still had to finish the math.

Math is so hard!

It's only the first grade of elementary school!Why is it so difficult!

Lian Qiao suddenly became deeply worried about Liandong's future studies.The next day, the morning sun came with the subtitles of "2000" blurred, and Qiao Lian worriedly sent Lonicera to school.On the way, I couldn't help but ask: "How about... Let me hire you a tutor?"

Lonicera: "Huh?"

Lian Qiao: "Are you going to have entrance exams or something..."

Liandong: "... Isn't this just a random exam? You really want me to go to a key high school?"

Lian Qiao: "Even if it's not for the exam, it's great to find a college tutor and let him help with homework."

Little Rendong stood still in front of the school gate, raised her face, and asked sincerely: "Then do you have money?"

Lian Qiao: "..." Indeed, no!

The two of them barely survived by relying on the support of the director of the orphanage. After that, there will be a long time to go. If they spend money to hire a tutor, what will happen to their basic necessities of life!

Although he knew that Little Lonicera had no intention of mocking him, Lian Qiao was deeply hurt as an old father.He bid farewell to Little Honeysuckle with tears in his eyes, and made up his mind when he turned around.

make money!Must make money!

Set a small goal and earn him [-] million first!Why can't the child suffer, so he must find a hundred or eighty tutors to help him with his homework!

He raised his head bitterly, but unfortunately, he saw the recruitment notice hanging on the door of the snack bar across the road at a glance.

Lian Qiao has excellent eyesight, and across the road, he saw the sign saying: We are looking for a cook, full board and lodging, daily salary.

Isn't this tailor-made for their players!

Lian Qiaoxin happily crossed the road, and was about to run into the snack bar to ask questions, when a tall figure suddenly flashed in front of him, blocking him and the recruitment notice.

That person seemed to have been attracted by the recruitment notice, and was carefully studying the contents of the notice.

Lian Qiao thought that the NPCs in this world are really restored, and there are still people who compete with players for jobs. It's too real!However, when he raised his head, he was surprised to see a...

A bald head.

Bald head, monk robe, cloth shoes.That tall figure interprets two words from the beginning to the end:

monk.

...Are you here for alms?

Lian Qiao didn't expect that the completion of this scene was so high, and there would be such a high-level NPC as a monk who could alms alms.Standing blankly behind the monk, he intuitively felt that this was an important person, and that some extra bounty mission might be triggered.Just as he was about to start a conversation, he heard the monk shout angrily towards the inside.

"Boss! Are you hiring a chef here?"

Lian Qiao: "?"

Monk: "Do you think I can do it!"

Lian Qiao: "???"