Death Spiral [Infinite Flow]

Lian Qiao was sitting on the toilet, flipping through the e-books on his phone in boredom.

There is nothing to solve puzzles in this dungeon. At present, it seems that we only need to guard the honeysuckle until 2020.Downloading the encyclopedia on the mobile phone seems to be the only way to relieve boredom in the bathroom.

After all, it's a bad habit.Lian Qiao has been used to reading in the bathroom since he was a child.Most of his messy miscellaneous knowledge comes from toilet reading materials.Of course, after the popularity of smart phones, he also learned a lot from some online.

There is no Internet in the ghost world, so he can only read offline e-books.Although rationality told him that even with a power bank, the battery of the mobile phone should be saved, but how could he go to the bathroom without using the mobile phone!

As a dead house, how could he do it!

After the body is emptied of toxins, the stomach feels much better.Lian Qiao rubbed his empty stomach, and couldn't help shouting out again: "Nin-dong-no paper, did you hear that?"

There was no reply from outside.

Lian Qiao's heart tightened: Lonicera will be safe, right?

As soon as he thought of this, he wished he could rush out immediately to confirm Lonicera's comfort.However, the cool feeling on his butt made him calm down instantly.

No... I can't get up like this!

So embarrassing!

In desperation, he could only continue to shout outside: "Lonicera—are you there? Ren———"

Still no answer.

...Damn it!Nothing really happened!

Or... find something else to wipe first?

Even Joe looked around, only to find that there was nothing in the shabby bathroom—or honeysuckle face towels.

joke!How can I use that!

What's more, the towel rack is far away, even if you want to get a towel, you have to stand up first...

Lian Qiao sat on the toilet and couldn't help blaming himself: his worry about Lonicera couldn't make him lift his pants and stand up!

He said he loves honeysuckle, but his love turned out to be nothing more than that!He is a hypocritical scumbag!

Lian Qiao lowered his head in shame, but suddenly saw a touch of red in the corner of his eyes.

……what?

He turned his head in surprise, facing a pair of dark eyes in the upper corner.

"Hey!" Lian Qiao gasped for a moment.

It was a little girl in a red dress.The skin was so white that it was almost transparent, and there was no blood on one face.With crooked teeth, he gave him a mischievous grin.

The little girl had no whites in her eyes, only a pair of dark eyeballs.She just hugged her knees and curled up in the corner of the bathroom, slowly lifting something towards him.

--toilet paper.

Lian Qiao: "...Fuck."

He really never expected that there would be such a LOW ghost in this world—to steal his toilet paper!

But what hurt Lian Qiaodan was that even though the little girl was only a few steps away from him, he had nothing to do with her!I can only stare like this, watching her succeed in her prank!

When did Lian Qiao suffer this kind of anger!

He gritted his teeth angrily, but there was nothing he could do.This little ghost is really vicious!Seeing that he didn't dare to jump up and blow her ghost's head, he actually squatted not far away with a roll of paper and laughed at him!

How can there be such a disgusting female ghost!

Lian Qiao thought for a moment calmly and made a very rational decision.

He yelled at the top of his voice: "Nin-dong-help! Haunted-ghost-la-haunted ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

At the same time, there were suddenly two knocks on the door.Lian Qiao was overjoyed: "Lonicera?"

"Uh, no." A familiar female voice came from outside, it was Little Apple, "What's wrong with you? Need... er, do you need help?"

Lian Qiao: "..." Why did you come here!Our house honeysuckle too!

Facing Little Apple's concerned question, he was in a dilemma, and his face was sour with embarrassment.

Originally, there were only him and Liandong in this room, and he didn't lock the door when he went to the bathroom.If he is willing to accept Little Apple's help, the doorknob will open with a twist... But the problem is, he doesn't want to!

Even if it's just to open a seam, he doesn't want to!

Then he will be dirty!Not good enough for honeysuckle!

But what can I do if I don't ask Little Apple for help!He can't be suffocated on the toilet by a roll of toilet paper!

Blame honeysuckle!Where did the honeysuckle go?Did Liandong not love him anymore, and didn't even help him get toilet paper!

Thinking about the placement of PLAY these days, Lian Qiao became more and more wronged, his mouth was flattened, and he was about to cry.

At this time, Little Apple outside the door suddenly said again: "Huh? Where have you been?"

A clear and soft child's voice replied, "I'm going to get toilet paper."

Honeysuckle!

Even Qiao's expression was instantly lit up, and his whole body was refreshed.I couldn't help shouting outside: "Lonicera! Come and save me! There are ghosts here!"

"What?! Is there really a ghost?" It was Little Apple who answered first, and she said in shock, "Wait! I'll call someone to help!"

Lian Qiao: "Damn it! Don't! No need! You let Lonicera—" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly realized that Little Lonicera is only four years old now!

How to save?Could it be that Little Honeysuckle is going to fight ghosts with a crowbar that is taller than others?

Lian Qiao looked at the corner in despair, and found that the smile on the corner of the little ghost's mouth was even more rippling.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how does this female ghost understand people's hearts so well!Completely grasped my weakness!

Just when Lian Qiao was at a loss, Xiao Ren's voice like a winter messenger sounded again.

"It's okay. He was joking, you go out first."

Little Apple: "But..."

Liandong: "This is his hobby. He just likes to act like a baby on the toilet, so ignore him."

Little Apple: "???"

Lian Qiao: "??????" Acting like a baby on the toilet? !Why is this habit full of bad connotations?

Lian Qiao instantly filled his brain with an indescribable picture of [-] words, and couldn't help but feel his whole body rippling.

But in the next second, he suddenly remembered that there was a gloomy vicious little female ghost staring at him in the corner, and he wilted instantly.

Light footsteps sounded outside the door, and it sounded like honeysuckle.

Lian Qiao asked nervously, "Is she gone?"

Lonicera: "Let's go."

The doorknob was turned and the bathroom door opened.Lian Qiao clamped her legs shyly, pointed at the female ghost in the corner, and complained, "That's her! She stole my toilet paper! She bullied me!"

Little Honeysuckle turned her head to look at the corner, blinked her big black and white eyes, and said, "Huh?"

Lian Qiao: "...?" Why did you say "ah" without any surprise on your face?

Little Honeysuckle rubbed her eyes, stared at the corner of the wall as if she was blind, and said stiffly: "I didn't see anything."

Lian Qiao: "..." That's right. (Note)

Lian Qiao stared suspiciously at Little Lonicera, the only information he could get from that face that pretended to be scared was: Lonicera's acting skills are really bad!

While keeping an eye out for the female ghost in the corner, Lian Qiao took the toilet paper from Lonicera, quickly wiped his butt, pulled up his pants and jumped up.

After delivering the paper, Lian Dong went back to the desk and continued to study like a normal person, as if she really didn't find anything unusual in the bathroom.

When Lian Qiao walked out of the bathroom, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't washed his hands, so he couldn't help hesitating.He doesn't want to wash his hands in front of the sink with his back to the little ghost, God knows what he will see in the mirror...

But when he looked at the corner again, he found that the corner was empty.The little ghost is gone.

……Um?Really just leave like this?

In disbelief, he looked the entire bathroom up, down, left, and right, then ran into the bedroom, studied the entire room carefully, and was sure that the vicious little ghost had really left.

Could it be that this female ghost really came out to steal toilet paper... After the prank succeeded, she resolutely left?

Don't they kill anyone?

Lian Qiao was inexplicably empty.

He returned to Lonicera in bewilderment, puzzled.

Little Lonicera looked down at the book, turned a page, and said calmly: "She doesn't hurt anyone, so you can let him go."

According to Lian Qiao's habit, if he encounters such a ghost in the dungeon, he must be killed on the spot.But this little female ghost is a bit special, she doesn't seem to have any malicious intentions... Ah bah, there is no malicious intention, stealing toilet paper is malicious!

But her malice seems to be limited to this...

To be honest, Lian Qiao was trapped on the toilet just now, not to mention that he didn't have a weapon at hand, he didn't even wear pants.If the little ghost really wanted to do something to him, even Joe would have absolutely no chance to resist, and it would be too late for him to ask for help.However, the female ghost was really just squatting in the corner and watching his jokes. The more embarrassed he was, the happier she was.

Really a naughty little girl?

After thinking about it, Lian Qiao suddenly felt relieved.

"You're right," Lian Qiao sighed, "Maybe I'm just a real person fighting ghosts and playing with inertial thinking. If it's in the game, when encountering this kind of NPC, many times you don't need to confront her directly, but rely on dialogue to unlock it." Plot clues or hidden straight lines. And this kind of kid who is easy to fight at first glance, maybe it’s fishing law enforcement. It doesn’t seem to be lethal. When you really kill her, she may blow herself up and launch a full-screen attack or Curse or something, it hurts even more."

Little Honeysuckle put down his pen, turned his head sideways, and looked at him thoughtfully.

Sure enough, as long as he calmed down, Lian Qiao could think of this.His game awareness has become instinct, allowing him to subconsciously avoid many dangers.In the dungeons of Matryoshka and Esophagus, Lian Qiao has fully demonstrated his talent as a game player.

But in this dungeon, Xu Rendong clearly felt that he was anxious.

Out of some unresolved anxiety, Lian Qiao was always in a state of impatience.Once there was a possible danger, he rushed forward without thinking, lost his rational judgment, and instead detonated the bomb that would not have exploded.

Lian Qiao naturally didn't know what Liandong was thinking, so he asked in surprise, "What's the matter?"

Xu Rendong smiled and said, "It's nothing. I just realized that I haven't heard you mention games for a long time."

Lian Qiao sighed: "It's true that I haven't touched the game for a long time. You haven't fully recovered yet, but the dungeon time has come. How can I care about it?"

Xu Rendong showed a look of reminiscence, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "I remember when I first met you, you were very excited every time you played a copy. Everyone is suffering, as long as you seem to really enjoy it. So I often doubt Are you the big boss behind the scenes hiding your identity?"

Lian Qiao was helpless: "Isn't it because I thought I hugged a thigh? You were so kind to me in the first copy, and you even said that you were the boss of Jiuguan... I thought I could follow behind you Excited." He angrily poked Lonicera's soft little face, "I don't know that you are a fake boss, not worthy of your name at all. You are obviously about to collapse, but you still grit your teeth and say that I am fine. Alas! I can't imagine what kind of hard life you lived before you met me."

Liandong: "I haven't entered a dungeon before I met you, but it's not so hard."

Lian Qiao: "..."

His tenderness was blocked by the straight man Liandong's speech, and suddenly he felt a mouthful of old blood choked in his throat, unable to swallow or spit it out.Can't help showing a helpless smile: "You..."

Liandong said: "Fortunately, this is the last copy. When this copy is over, we will..."

Lian Qiao blurted out: "Go back to your hometown to get married?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he immediately realized that he had set a flag and shut up quickly.

The old man Xu Rendong didn't get the meme, he was slightly taken aback when he heard this: "...married?"

Lian Qiao felt that this topic could not be continued, and was thinking of changing the topic, but saw Lian Dong frowned, thought about it seriously, and then said: "It is not impossible to get married. We can apply for immigration and go to a country where gay marriage is legal to register for marriage But the wedding..." He hesitated, "Your parents are people of status. It may be difficult for us to have a formal wedding."

Lian Qiao was stunned.He subconsciously wanted to say that I didn't mean that, but seeing Liandong's serious expression, his heart suddenly felt soft and painful.Speechless for a moment, he silently embraced Lonicera in his arms, and sighed softly: "You, why are you so painful?"

Liandong was puzzled: "Didn't you say you were going to get married?"

Lian Qiao chuckled: "OK, let's get married. When you grow up, we'll get married."

Lonicera: "..."

He looked down at his chubby little body, and only then remembered that he was only four years old at this time.It is really inappropriate to say such things in the face of a child.Then she pushed Lian Qiao away with a blushing face, and said angrily, "Don't disturb me, I want to read a book!"

Lian Qiao smiled, stopped bothering him, opened the half-read e-book just now, and continued reading.

This book is called "Angela Carter's Fairy Tales", and it tells about the ghost stories collected by the author from all over the world.It feels a bit like a collection of fairy tales like "Arabian Nights", but the content is very bizarre, full of explosive and eye-popping plots.

When Lian Qiao saw a story about rabbits, a strange feeling suddenly flashed in his mind.

——By the way, did Liandong just say "I haven't entered a dungeon before I met you"?

That said, the "Russian doll" was the first copy he encountered.But why...

Lian Qiao thought back and found that his memory was a little fuzzy.He remembered... Lonicera's performance that time was very amazing, and within half an hour after entering the book, he found all the buttons and elevators, so when he declared that he was the boss, no one doubted him.

Although he confided the truth to Lian Qiao in the second dungeon of the esophagus, saying that he was a liar for the Jiuguan boss, but...

"……Well!"

The depths of the brain suddenly felt like an electric current, burning like a sting.

The author has something to say:

Note: stick reading: stick reading み, refers to: 1. When reading Chinese, there is no return to reading according to the rebate, but the reading method of direct reading. 2. The dialogue in the play lacks emotional ups and downs, like reading aloud.