In Honghuang, every day is a Shura field
Chapter 34 Tsundere Jade Plate of Good Fortune
The Four Treasures of Study in Nianqiu really opened the eyes of the two bumpkins in Honghuang, but unfortunately, most of these things are useless.
"Why?" Nian Qiu looked at Hong Jun who denied the Four Treasures of the Study in shock.
Do you know what this is?This is a gem!
The crystallization of human wisdom! ! !
How come you dismissed others casually? QAQ.
Hongjun said: "This does not record merit." He picked up a piece of jade bi, "You have to write on this to have merit."
"Why?" Nian Qiu still didn't understand.
Hongjun said: "Because this is a good fortune jade plate."
Nian Qiu: "..."
She was stunned for a long time, and then said: "What do you think this is?" Nian Qiu became anxious, and even her Northeast accent came out bald.
"The good luck jade plate." Hongjun repeated.
Nian Qiu: "..." She was still clutching a good fortune jade plate, and she was so stunned that it fell from her hand.
"Bang Dang", dull and heavy.
Hongjun: "...This is a good fortune jade plate."
Even if you don't like it, can you respect it a little?There is a principle of good fortune in the above!
The good fortune jade plate, the treasure of chaos, is the supreme treasure that contains the profound meaning of the three thousand ways. It originally belonged to Pangu. When the sky was opened, because it could not withstand the pressure of the sky, it turned into 24 pieces and disappeared without a trace. Find them one by one.Legend has it that Hongjun was able to become a saint only after he penetrated the mysteries in the good luck jade dish.
Now that Nian Qiu actually fell directly to the ground, it is too disrespectful to the magic weapon.
After Nian Qiu realized it, she quickly knelt down and picked up the good luck jade plate. In order not to hurt the feelings of the good fortune jade plate, she even patted the non-existent dust on it.
"I, I, I... I didn't do it on purpose!" Nian Qiu stammered an explanation.
Hongjun sighed: "Anyway, you have to write the words on it, and Heaven will recognize this merit. As for what you use to write on it... that's up to you."
After finishing speaking, he said to Yuanshi Tianzun: "Let her work here, let's go out first, don't disturb her."
Yuanshi Tianzun nodded.
But Nian Qiu hurriedly walked around the table and stopped him: "Don't... I still don't understand, can I use a pen?"
Hongjun looked at Nianqiu sympathetically: "It should be possible just now, but now..."
Nianqiu was desperate.
Hongjun: "Now...maybe it will have a little temper."
Nian Qiu: "??? This thing also has a temper???"
Hongjun: "...It may be more difficult for you to write on it now."
Nian Qiu: "..."
Really, how could she never remember this sentence from her mouth!
Ordinary objects don't have a temper, but can the fortune jade plate be an ordinary object?ah?Don't say that people have a small temper, even if they have a big temper, that's just as it should be!
Hongjun said: "Seek good fortune for yourself." After finishing speaking, he went out with Yuanshi Tianzun.
After Yuanshi Tianzun went out, he said, "Why don't you help her?"
The Good Fortune Jade Plate belonged to Hongjun, even if Nian Qiu offended the Good Fortune Jade Plate, Hongjun could still say a good word for her.
But Hongjun chose to let go, which is worth pondering.
Hongjun said: "Of course it's because I have something to do."
Yuanshi Tianzun was curious: "What are you going to do?"
Hongjun said lightly: "The secret must not be leaked. Yuanshi, you stay here with Nianqiu, in case she..." Hongjun was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to describe Nianqiu's current state.
In the end, he used a more neutral word: "If something goes wrong in cultivation, you can still go in and help her."
Yuanshi Tianzun naturally has no objection to Bang Nianqiu, and his own wife still has to rely on Nianqiu to bring him back.
But he was very curious about what Hongjun was going to do, and wanted to know what was so important, so important that he could leave the fortune jade plate with Nianqiu and give it to him.
Hongjun looked at Yuanshi Tianzun with meaningful eyes: "Believe me, you have to know this matter sooner or later, and you are not in a hurry. Moreover, if you don't want to do this now because of a little curiosity or a little rebellion, you will definitely regret it in the future of."
Yuanshi Tianzun is proud of himself, if other people talk to him like this on weekdays, he will definitely take out the magic whip and chase him for thousands of miles, and if he can't be beaten to death, he will be maimed.
But when Hongjun in front of him said so, Yuanshi Tianzun didn't know why, but he didn't have any thoughts of wanting to fight against him.
"Forget it." Yuanshi Tianzun admitted, "After I have explained to my brother and brother, I will stay here and take your place..." At this point, Yuanshi Tianzun got stuck.
If it was to help look after Nianqiu, why was it Dai Hongjun?Can't he be for himself?
But the word "for you" has already been said, and she can't take it back, so she can only say: "Look at the good fortune jade plate for you."
It's not a slow thing to talk to Laozi Tongtian, and nothing will happen in such a short time in Nianqiu.
But in the end Hongjun was still not at ease.
He said: "Go and come back quickly, I will wait for you here."
Yuanshi Tianzun responded and prepared to leave, but after taking two steps, he turned back again.
"Actually, if you leave now, there may not be an accident in Nianqiu. I will be back soon."
Hongjun nodded: "Not bad."
Yuanshi Tianzun said: "But you don't even let her alone for this little time... Do you have something for her..."
Hongjun smiled slightly: "This is my private matter, there is no need to explain it to you, right?"
Yuanshi Tianzun said anxiously: "But, don't you have a wife? Although it is also called Nianqiu and looks exactly like her, it is not Nianqiu..."
In the end, Yuanshi Tianzun himself might not even know what he was talking about, and he looked a little dazed.
His wife is also Nianqiu, and he also has a good impression of this Nianqiu, but because of the former, he doesn't even dare to think about the fact that he has a good impression of this Nianqiu. When he thinks about it, he feels that he is simply a beast. Think about others.
But looking at Hongjun, he seemed to have a good impression of this Nianqiu, and even liked it...
This had a very serious impact on his simple values, and he didn't even know what to say.
Hongjun was very calm: "The secret must not be revealed."
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."
Now he has the urge to compete with Hongjun, to see who will die first when the two fight.
But in the end Yuanshi Tianzun restrained this impulse, and quickly went to report to Lao Tzu and Tongtian leader that he was safe, and then hurried to Zixiao Palace.
This back and forth was very fast, but after a day, Hongjun and Nianqiu sat together and had a few meals happily.
When Yuanshi Tianzun came back, he happened to see Hongjun holding a tissue gracefully—yes, Tiandao also generously gave a tissue—to wipe his mouth, Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."
He looked at the messy cups and plates, and at Nian Qiu and Hongjun's satiated appearance, he really wanted to shake his hands and shout: "I'm quitting!"
But Yuanshi Tianzun is not Lao Tzu after all, his self-cultivation prevents him from going back on his word, after all, he is not those two guys from the West.
Facing the angry Yuanshi Tianzun, Hongjun also has a way: "Don't worry, after I leave, you will be the one who will eat with her these few days."
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." Seems right?
But even though the matter is in the past in my heart, it is not so easy to get over it on the surface.
Yuanshi Tianzun snorted coldly, very noble and glamorous, and ignored Hongjun's words.
Hongjun didn't force him to give a response. After looking at the year and autumn when he was re-entering the work of writing on the fortune jade plate, he left without looking back.
Nianqiu may have really offended the good fortune jade plate. From brushes to gel pens to ballpoint pens to marker pens, she called all the pens in Nian Qiu’s impression, but none of them could be left on the good fortune jade plate. Leave even the slightest trace.
Not at all.
Nian Qiu even felt that this was not a piece of jade, but a piece of solid air.
Later, she had no choice but to pick up the carving knife that Hongjun had prepared for her at the beginning, but with all her efforts, she couldn't leave a scratch on the seal.
On the contrary, he used too much force and almost disfigured himself.
Fortunately, Yuanshi Tianzun was on the side, saw something was wrong, and immediately rescued him, thus avoiding the tragedy of Nianqiu becoming Nian Wuyan.
Nian Qiu's eyes lit up when he saw Yuanshi Tianzun: "Oh! Yuanshi!"
Yuanshi Tianzun coughed a little embarrassedly, put on the airs of a worldly expert, and said, "What's the matter?"
Nianqiu pulled Yuanshi Tianzun to the table and said, "Hurry up, come and help me see what I need to do to make this good fortune jade plate obedient! To tell you the truth, if it can no longer be engraved on it, I will remove it from the table." This Zixiao Palace is thrown away!"
Fortune Jade Plate:? ? ?
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." If you go on like this, the good fortune jade plate will let you continue to write on it before you will have ghosts, right?
However, Nianqiu really lacked respect for the treasure. Yuanshi Tianzun felt that he should teach her a lesson, otherwise Nianqiu would not be able to truly feel how important the magic weapon is in this turbulent place.
Why Donghuang Taiyi can be called the number one among saints? Is it because his magic power is really high?No, but his accompanying magic weapon, the Chaos Clock, is too powerful. No one can break the defense of the Chaos Clock, and no one can hurt Donghuang Taiyi.
Since Nianqiu wants to become a fairy through good fortune, the current attitude is definitely not good. Maybe after Hongjun's business is over, Nianqiu hasn't written a word.
So Yuanshi Tianzun said very generously: "Come, I will teach you a lesson."
Nian Qiu didn't understand anything at this time, so he hastily decided that Yuanshi Tianzun was a good person, and obediently offered melon and fruit refreshments: "Please tell me."
Of course she soon regretted it, very much.
"Why?" Nian Qiu looked at Hong Jun who denied the Four Treasures of the Study in shock.
Do you know what this is?This is a gem!
The crystallization of human wisdom! ! !
How come you dismissed others casually? QAQ.
Hongjun said: "This does not record merit." He picked up a piece of jade bi, "You have to write on this to have merit."
"Why?" Nian Qiu still didn't understand.
Hongjun said: "Because this is a good fortune jade plate."
Nian Qiu: "..."
She was stunned for a long time, and then said: "What do you think this is?" Nian Qiu became anxious, and even her Northeast accent came out bald.
"The good luck jade plate." Hongjun repeated.
Nian Qiu: "..." She was still clutching a good fortune jade plate, and she was so stunned that it fell from her hand.
"Bang Dang", dull and heavy.
Hongjun: "...This is a good fortune jade plate."
Even if you don't like it, can you respect it a little?There is a principle of good fortune in the above!
The good fortune jade plate, the treasure of chaos, is the supreme treasure that contains the profound meaning of the three thousand ways. It originally belonged to Pangu. When the sky was opened, because it could not withstand the pressure of the sky, it turned into 24 pieces and disappeared without a trace. Find them one by one.Legend has it that Hongjun was able to become a saint only after he penetrated the mysteries in the good luck jade dish.
Now that Nian Qiu actually fell directly to the ground, it is too disrespectful to the magic weapon.
After Nian Qiu realized it, she quickly knelt down and picked up the good luck jade plate. In order not to hurt the feelings of the good fortune jade plate, she even patted the non-existent dust on it.
"I, I, I... I didn't do it on purpose!" Nian Qiu stammered an explanation.
Hongjun sighed: "Anyway, you have to write the words on it, and Heaven will recognize this merit. As for what you use to write on it... that's up to you."
After finishing speaking, he said to Yuanshi Tianzun: "Let her work here, let's go out first, don't disturb her."
Yuanshi Tianzun nodded.
But Nian Qiu hurriedly walked around the table and stopped him: "Don't... I still don't understand, can I use a pen?"
Hongjun looked at Nianqiu sympathetically: "It should be possible just now, but now..."
Nianqiu was desperate.
Hongjun: "Now...maybe it will have a little temper."
Nian Qiu: "??? This thing also has a temper???"
Hongjun: "...It may be more difficult for you to write on it now."
Nian Qiu: "..."
Really, how could she never remember this sentence from her mouth!
Ordinary objects don't have a temper, but can the fortune jade plate be an ordinary object?ah?Don't say that people have a small temper, even if they have a big temper, that's just as it should be!
Hongjun said: "Seek good fortune for yourself." After finishing speaking, he went out with Yuanshi Tianzun.
After Yuanshi Tianzun went out, he said, "Why don't you help her?"
The Good Fortune Jade Plate belonged to Hongjun, even if Nian Qiu offended the Good Fortune Jade Plate, Hongjun could still say a good word for her.
But Hongjun chose to let go, which is worth pondering.
Hongjun said: "Of course it's because I have something to do."
Yuanshi Tianzun was curious: "What are you going to do?"
Hongjun said lightly: "The secret must not be leaked. Yuanshi, you stay here with Nianqiu, in case she..." Hongjun was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to describe Nianqiu's current state.
In the end, he used a more neutral word: "If something goes wrong in cultivation, you can still go in and help her."
Yuanshi Tianzun naturally has no objection to Bang Nianqiu, and his own wife still has to rely on Nianqiu to bring him back.
But he was very curious about what Hongjun was going to do, and wanted to know what was so important, so important that he could leave the fortune jade plate with Nianqiu and give it to him.
Hongjun looked at Yuanshi Tianzun with meaningful eyes: "Believe me, you have to know this matter sooner or later, and you are not in a hurry. Moreover, if you don't want to do this now because of a little curiosity or a little rebellion, you will definitely regret it in the future of."
Yuanshi Tianzun is proud of himself, if other people talk to him like this on weekdays, he will definitely take out the magic whip and chase him for thousands of miles, and if he can't be beaten to death, he will be maimed.
But when Hongjun in front of him said so, Yuanshi Tianzun didn't know why, but he didn't have any thoughts of wanting to fight against him.
"Forget it." Yuanshi Tianzun admitted, "After I have explained to my brother and brother, I will stay here and take your place..." At this point, Yuanshi Tianzun got stuck.
If it was to help look after Nianqiu, why was it Dai Hongjun?Can't he be for himself?
But the word "for you" has already been said, and she can't take it back, so she can only say: "Look at the good fortune jade plate for you."
It's not a slow thing to talk to Laozi Tongtian, and nothing will happen in such a short time in Nianqiu.
But in the end Hongjun was still not at ease.
He said: "Go and come back quickly, I will wait for you here."
Yuanshi Tianzun responded and prepared to leave, but after taking two steps, he turned back again.
"Actually, if you leave now, there may not be an accident in Nianqiu. I will be back soon."
Hongjun nodded: "Not bad."
Yuanshi Tianzun said: "But you don't even let her alone for this little time... Do you have something for her..."
Hongjun smiled slightly: "This is my private matter, there is no need to explain it to you, right?"
Yuanshi Tianzun said anxiously: "But, don't you have a wife? Although it is also called Nianqiu and looks exactly like her, it is not Nianqiu..."
In the end, Yuanshi Tianzun himself might not even know what he was talking about, and he looked a little dazed.
His wife is also Nianqiu, and he also has a good impression of this Nianqiu, but because of the former, he doesn't even dare to think about the fact that he has a good impression of this Nianqiu. When he thinks about it, he feels that he is simply a beast. Think about others.
But looking at Hongjun, he seemed to have a good impression of this Nianqiu, and even liked it...
This had a very serious impact on his simple values, and he didn't even know what to say.
Hongjun was very calm: "The secret must not be revealed."
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."
Now he has the urge to compete with Hongjun, to see who will die first when the two fight.
But in the end Yuanshi Tianzun restrained this impulse, and quickly went to report to Lao Tzu and Tongtian leader that he was safe, and then hurried to Zixiao Palace.
This back and forth was very fast, but after a day, Hongjun and Nianqiu sat together and had a few meals happily.
When Yuanshi Tianzun came back, he happened to see Hongjun holding a tissue gracefully—yes, Tiandao also generously gave a tissue—to wipe his mouth, Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."
He looked at the messy cups and plates, and at Nian Qiu and Hongjun's satiated appearance, he really wanted to shake his hands and shout: "I'm quitting!"
But Yuanshi Tianzun is not Lao Tzu after all, his self-cultivation prevents him from going back on his word, after all, he is not those two guys from the West.
Facing the angry Yuanshi Tianzun, Hongjun also has a way: "Don't worry, after I leave, you will be the one who will eat with her these few days."
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." Seems right?
But even though the matter is in the past in my heart, it is not so easy to get over it on the surface.
Yuanshi Tianzun snorted coldly, very noble and glamorous, and ignored Hongjun's words.
Hongjun didn't force him to give a response. After looking at the year and autumn when he was re-entering the work of writing on the fortune jade plate, he left without looking back.
Nianqiu may have really offended the good fortune jade plate. From brushes to gel pens to ballpoint pens to marker pens, she called all the pens in Nian Qiu’s impression, but none of them could be left on the good fortune jade plate. Leave even the slightest trace.
Not at all.
Nian Qiu even felt that this was not a piece of jade, but a piece of solid air.
Later, she had no choice but to pick up the carving knife that Hongjun had prepared for her at the beginning, but with all her efforts, she couldn't leave a scratch on the seal.
On the contrary, he used too much force and almost disfigured himself.
Fortunately, Yuanshi Tianzun was on the side, saw something was wrong, and immediately rescued him, thus avoiding the tragedy of Nianqiu becoming Nian Wuyan.
Nian Qiu's eyes lit up when he saw Yuanshi Tianzun: "Oh! Yuanshi!"
Yuanshi Tianzun coughed a little embarrassedly, put on the airs of a worldly expert, and said, "What's the matter?"
Nianqiu pulled Yuanshi Tianzun to the table and said, "Hurry up, come and help me see what I need to do to make this good fortune jade plate obedient! To tell you the truth, if it can no longer be engraved on it, I will remove it from the table." This Zixiao Palace is thrown away!"
Fortune Jade Plate:? ? ?
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." If you go on like this, the good fortune jade plate will let you continue to write on it before you will have ghosts, right?
However, Nianqiu really lacked respect for the treasure. Yuanshi Tianzun felt that he should teach her a lesson, otherwise Nianqiu would not be able to truly feel how important the magic weapon is in this turbulent place.
Why Donghuang Taiyi can be called the number one among saints? Is it because his magic power is really high?No, but his accompanying magic weapon, the Chaos Clock, is too powerful. No one can break the defense of the Chaos Clock, and no one can hurt Donghuang Taiyi.
Since Nianqiu wants to become a fairy through good fortune, the current attitude is definitely not good. Maybe after Hongjun's business is over, Nianqiu hasn't written a word.
So Yuanshi Tianzun said very generously: "Come, I will teach you a lesson."
Nian Qiu didn't understand anything at this time, so he hastily decided that Yuanshi Tianzun was a good person, and obediently offered melon and fruit refreshments: "Please tell me."
Of course she soon regretted it, very much.
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