In Honghuang, every day is a Shura field

Haotian missed the delicious food in his life...

Nothing came up.

Yaochi recalled the delicacies in his memory...

It seems that there is nothing outstanding.

So the two shook their heads at the same time.

Nian Qiu: "Do you want to try the food here?"

Haotian swallowed after smelling the smell: "Madam, did you do it all?"

Nian Qiu: "...that's sort of it." There was a bit of a guilty conscience in saying this.

Haotian and Yaochi saluted Nianqiu in a very formal manner, and said in a childlike voice, "Thank you Ma'am!"

The two little dolls sat down, one on the left and the other on the right, not knowing what to do with the food on the table.

In view of the fact that Hongjun has not attained enlightenment at this time, and Nuwa is still far away from creating human beings, and chopsticks have not been invented at all, Haotian Yaochi looked at each other for a while, gave up the two sticks one after another, and grabbed them directly. up.

Nian Qiu stretched out his hand to stop the two's stupid behavior, but after thinking that he would leave soon, even if they learned how to use chopsticks, it would be of no use, so he finally took his hand back and watched the two eat with a smile.

"Is it tasty?"

"Good time, good time!" ×2

"If that person stays, you will go out in half."

"Never stay!" ×2

So Nian Qiu sent the uninvited guest away with a leftover meal.

Taking advantage of the two little guys having fun, Nian Qiu inquired maliciously: "Haotian Yaochi, do you two usually go out to play?"

Haotian stuffed his mouth full of shredded potatoes: "No... just send letters to other people, but we rarely go out."

Nian Qiu looked at Haotian with admiration, anyway, she couldn't speak so clearly while eating.

"Then how do you usually go out?"

"Just invite Xiangyun, let's go directly." Haotian said as a matter of course.

Nianqiu, who can't attract auspicious clouds: "..."

Forget it, let's count on the plane.

Seeing Haotian and Yaochi eating so happily, Nianqiu's already full appetite suddenly revived, and he ate a little too.

Haotian and Yaochi went to work after eating.

Nianqiu was full of warmth and thought about that, thinking that he would explore more what this sudden golden finger could do, maybe he could open a special magic troupe in the prehistoric world in the future.

But thinking about it, she thought of Hongjun's cold and indifferent face.

I don’t know if Hongjun’s face looks like this when he is doing a striptease...

After a while, the door of Nian Qiu's room rang suddenly, she raised her head subconsciously, and saw Hong Jun walking in with her eyes closed.

Fuck!Isn't he in retreat?Why did you come here suddenly!

Nian Qiu got up nervously and wanted to run, when he saw Hongjun wriggling suddenly, as if he was...

Dance?

Nian Qiu was confused for a long time, then pinched his own face.

It hurts!

So she is not dreaming?Mommy...

But speaking of it... ahem, what... Hongjun still has a talent for dancing, this robe is really... making people want to drool.

Slender and white fingers slid over the purple silky cloth, unbuttoned the buttons one by one, and loosened the ties on both sides one by one...

And don't look at Hongjun, a big man with a height of 1.8 meters. This soft waist may not be comparable to ordinary women.And this muscle, tsk tsk, I didn't see him take it off before, it's really her loss, six pack abs and mermaid line, I didn't expect him to be still exercising.

And this leg, it's really thin and long, and it's white and tender with no leg hair. Nian Qiu lifted up his pants and took a look at his leg, his eyes turned red with jealousy.

Why are her legs not so good-looking!

Hongjun probably didn't know about it, he closed his eyes and danced very intently. During the short moment when Nianqiu was in a daze, he took off only a pair of obscene pants.

If you jump down again, you will be playing mosaic!

Nian Qiu was taken aback and decisively called out!This unknown mysterious force sent Hongjun back again.

After seeing Hongjun disappear, Nian Qiu immediately got up and prepared to withdraw!At the beginning, I was not in a hurry, after all, Hongjun has been in retreat for 100 years.but now……

Hehe, she was really afraid that Hongjun would wake up after returning home, remember this embarrassing past, and then slap her into scum!

Nian Qiu devoutly made a wish to heaven: "Give me an airplane that is easy to operate!"

Preferably one that's less hassle than driving, so I can fly away.

But this time there was no movement from Tiandao, and not even a single part of the plane she requested appeared.

Nian Qiu was stunned for a moment, thinking that maybe her request was too high, so she said, "Give me a... hot air balloon!"

If the plane can't do it, the hot air balloon can also do it!Just let her land safely.I don't know how far Zixiao Palace is from the ground. If she jumped down without some tools, she would probably starve to death before landing.

However, Heaven did not give it to her.

The longer the time, the more afraid Nianqiu is, if Hongjun wakes up, she may not be able to leave, and she will be beaten!

Finally, Nianqiu made a wish for a long time and got a bamboo dragonfly.

That's right, it's Doraemon's bamboo dragonfly, which can fly her down, and it's a one-off.

But it would be nice to leave.Nian Qiu looked at the miniature bamboo dragonfly - just jumped off the roof to test the effect, and it felt reliable - his eyes were burning.

Because I don't know what Hongjun will express about her disappearance after leaving customs, Nianqiu, who felt that he would be dead by then, made a wish with Tiandao with paper and pen, and was going to write a suicide note for Hongjun—when Hongjun saw this When she wrote the letter, she must have been completely cold, and said that there was nothing wrong with the suicide note.

Considering that I don’t know if Hongjun can understand simplified characters, and she really doesn’t know Oracle Bone Inscriptions, Nianqiu’s suicide note is very simple:

Ancestor Hongjun:

I'm really not your wife, you've got the wrong person.I wish you and your wife meet soon and give birth to your son soon.

PS: I didn't order the dancing!

After finishing writing, Nian Qiu sealed the suicide note and handed it to Haotian.

Although Haotian is not a brat, he is still a kid. He wanted to open it curiously, but was frightened by Nianqiu: "There are very important things sealed inside. It doesn't matter if you open it. If there is any damage to the thing, Patriarch punishes you, I will not intercede for you."

Haotian quickly put it away.

Nian Qiu nodded in satisfaction: "When the ancestor comes out of retreat, you will give this thing to him."

Haotian: "What about Madam?"

Nian Qiu had already thought up a way to say: "I also want to retreat and study some delicious food. The one you ate before may leave the customs later than the ancestor. You don't make him worry if you give him this."

Haotian went out enviously holding the suicide note.

Nianqiu closes the door, installs a bamboo dragonfly above the head, opens the window and jumps down!

Patriarch Hongjun, goodbye to you!

The author has something to say:

Author: Let's interview the parties involved in the dance

Hongjun: I just regret it, I regret it very much, I shouldn't have retreated, otherwise I wouldn't have been piaod and left!Didn't even give QAQ the overnight fee

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Preview of the next chapter: Nianqiu: “_Meet someone who says he is my husband-in-law again”

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