Why are the women in the harem tearing up

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My name is Qing Rong, the eldest maid of Concubine Liu Cha.

Sorry to say, I'm still a time traveler.

To be honest, the second after I learned that I was time-traveled, I couldn't even believe that I was living in 2017.That's right, this is not 2007, it is 2017, time travel!It's already out of date, okay?

In any case, I calmly settled down in this harem that looked wrong no matter what.

The fat emperor in the harem is squinting, ignoring the harem and being diligent in government affairs. One of his favorite things to do is to talk about the war with a little general surnamed Wei all night, and the other is to watch the little general Wei practice martial arts.The leading empress in the harem is a beautiful woman who scratches her nose and yawns secretly when she is not paying attention. Her favorite thing to do is to run to the door of the former empress's bedroom in bright robes and meet Wensun, the empress's maid of honor. hit by chance.

The entire harem was peaceful under the governance of these two people, without any atmosphere of palace fighting.

My master, Concubine Liu Cha, is a concubine who regards gathering people to eat sunflower seeds as the most important thing in her life. She often kowtows sunflower seeds and recalls when the current empress was still Concubine Zheng Lian, every step of the harem was frightening, and everyone was in danger, what a good one During Gongdou's heyday, words were quite enjoyable.

I suspect I took the wrong script.This is obviously not the protagonist's script, okay?Could it be that I have worked so hard to travel once and still not let me be the protagonist?

The new little palace lady blessed me when she passed by, and said, "Hello, Aunt Rong."

I stiffened my neck and replied, "You...OK."

Didn't everyone call me "Sister Rong" before, but now I have become "Aunt Rong"?What about later?

Rong... Mammy.

I broke out in a cold sweat.

Coincidentally, Concubine Liu Chafei came out of the room and twisted a handful of melon seeds in my hand, "Rong'er, let's go, let's go to the Empress's place to play."

I feel like I've been electrocuted all over, Rong...er.Is Rong'er the Rong'er who wronged Rong'er and wanted to cry?

"My lady, I think the name Qing'er sounds nice, and I don't mind if you call me Qing'er." I smiled forcedly with the corners of my mouth pulled.

"Good job."

Concubine Liu Chafei's voice is a bit hoarse, probably due to eating melon seeds all the year round, but it sounds surprisingly nice, but that doesn't include when she laughs "goose goose goose goose goose goose" with the empress.

Wherever there are women, there will be gossip, and the harem is no exception.Especially Concubine Liu Cha is a collector of gossip. She goes up to the emperor's study and hears a few indescribable noises at night.Recently, she seems to be quite concerned about the private affairs between the fat emperor and that little general Wei, but since she was reprimanded by the empress for talking about the emperor last time, she has been concentrating on discussing only the private affairs of little general Wei, anyway. The little general will not be punished by the nine clans.

Concubine Liu Cha was nibbling melon seeds, which didn't affect her speech at all, "My concubine's speculation, it's just speculation, that little general Wei has an arrogant temperament, so he will definitely accept it."

I am very unimpressed.

I'm ashamed to say, it's not because I can't get the script of the protagonist, the key point is that I don't have the skills that the protagonist should have.The protagonist in the time-traveling novel is either a forensic doctor or a Chinese medicine doctor or a police agent. No matter how bad it is, it happens that the family runs an antique shop and knows poetry, poetry, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.I?It's a novelist.

In a few years ago, I followed the trend and wrote a few serge articles, and the gold fingers were too ugly to look at. After I realized this, I learned from the painful experience and never returned to the road of Danmei.

You ask me what can I do after time travel?

I guess it's just a book.

Closer to home, because of my many years of experience in reading and writing about Tanmei, I have my own unique views on the relationship between General Wei and the Fat Emperor. Liu Chafei's views are really naive.Apparently, the empress and my thoughts coincided with each other. Looking at the inscrutable face of the empress drinking tea, she must have a different opinion, but she didn't speak, just looked at me, as if she didn't take my opinion seriously. noticed.From then on, I always felt that the Queen looked at me differently.

The empress seemed to want to say something, and just when she was about to speak, Eunuch Mou, who stood behind him as an invisible man, coughed, as if a thousand-year-old phlegm was choked in his bony throat.

The Empress looked back at him.

Eunuch Mou hurriedly bowed his head to beg for forgiveness, "Your Majesty redeemed me, this old slave feels..." He thought for a while, "Cough."

Eunuch Mou, who occasionally had a cough, ran away without waiting for the empress to respond. His little apprentice Xiao Mozi stood in front of him with a face of death, and stammered, "Slave...slave, master said , if you want to beat him, you have to... kill the servant first." After saying this, his eyes were red, his eyelashes were fluttering, and he was about to cry.

Concubine Liu Cha laughed, and shouted at Eunuch Mou: "Why do you keep doing this trick, it's the same trick every time, even I feel sorry for the little mosquito."

Eunuch Mou shouted across half of the yard, his voice was loud and full of air, "I am ashamed, old slave!"

The empress smiled reservedly, "Old Diao!"

***

Recently, a new concubine Fang Fei came to the harem. I thought it would cause some big waves in the stagnant water of the harem. Unfortunately, I have said it all. The water in the harem is said by Luntan. Children make waves.Relying on our tea concubine's gathering to eat melon seeds, Concubine Fang Fei successfully integrated into this big backwater family, and felt full of kindness.

I heard that Concubine Fang Fei's boudoir name is Feifei. From this, I admire the fat emperor's unreliability even more.

The tea concubine said to me with lingering fears: "At the beginning, the emperor gave the title of tea concubine just because of a cup of tea, which was very hasty. It is a loss that my palace is now surnamed Liu. In fact, the ancestors of this palace were not from the Central Plains. Changing the surname to Liu is just a change. The things of the previous generation."

"That lady, your ancestor..." I couldn't help asking.

Concubine Liu Cha raised her eyebrows in a mysterious way, "The surname is Wulong again."

Oolong tea concubine...

That's really lucky.

When we went to the queen again, the gossip naturally got around the new concubine Fang Fei.

"Concubine Fang Fei is the daughter-in-law of the Northwest General. I heard that her elder brother came to the capital with Chu Chu, and she looks so handsome." Concubine Liu Cha took a sip of tea, "Of course, the concubine doesn't care about this at all, but just heard that, Heard."

"I don't care at all, but since you said it, I have to ask a few questions. I wonder how handsome General Fang is compared to General Wei? Of course, I don't care about this at all." The Empress leaned reservedly on the imperial concubine's couch, and the little mosquito handed her grapes to eat.

"I heard that it's on par. Moreover, the emperor has talked a lot about the war with General Fang recently, and he ordered General Wei's feet to be banned a few days ago, which seems to be related to this matter." Concubine Liu Cha concubine brought out her own speculation. Said, who knew that Eunuch Mou interrupted, he shook his head and said, "It's related, or it can be said to be irrelevant, but I heard that General Wei got a new position...a handsome young man. Of course, this old slave doesn't care about these things at all."

The honest little mosquito muttered on the side: "Master, you clearly ordered me to ask."

Eunuch Mou glared at him, then tugged at his ear, "Little bastard!"

The empress and our tea concubine laughed "goose goose goose" in unison.I really want to connect them with a "song to the sky".

"The servant girl didn't care at all," I said, "I just heard a little story a while ago."

Everyone in the yard looked at me in unison.

This is not the first time for me to tell a story, relying on my ability to make up random stories, I often tell some romantic and philosophical stories to make adjustments, and the people in this yard really agree with me, and they are not stingy with their praise.If it’s funny, the empress will lead the “quack” laugh; if it’s a pity, the little mosquito will twitch and flutter the eyelashes with water drops; I feel the same way.”

Concubine Liu Chafei looked at me admiringly from beginning to end, and Guazier coughed even more cheerfully.

It can be seen that I am not useless, at least on the road of storytelling, I must be able to walk decently.

Four pairs of eyes looked at me and blinked, and I continued: "I heard from the unofficial history that Li Guangli and his family are all beautiful and unparalleled. Mrs. Li and Li Yannian are not very talented, they can only sing and dance, and only Li Guangli has a little military talent, a little," I said. He repeated the word a little bit, "The original name of Sima Zichang was 'Juer Master'. Now that I think about it, the crime and the punishment he received don't seem to be the ones that were brought to the court..."

I didn't go on to say, there was only one little mosquito in the yard, the father-in-law was still blinking, his big innocent eyes were cloudy, and everyone else seemed to have a mirror in their hearts.

Eunuch Mou still cheered me up, but it was more meaningful to remind the little mosquito, "It's like punishing open and secret fights in the back house."

After saying this, the little mosquito suddenly realized, and gave me thumbs up again and again.

I concluded: "This obvious battle of court power and tactics plus a layer of grasp of the emperor's will in the back house is the most frightening step by step, so this story tells us..." I always play tricks in a relaxed atmosphere Ended, "A bottle of vinegar might melt that knife."

This time, the queen didn't smile "goose goose goose", but raised her eyes and glanced at me, and applauded appreciatively.

I was talking nonsense at first, but the queen seemed to take it to heart, and later I heard that General Wei died inexplicably on the territory of the Northwest family, which probably has something to do with the unofficial history I just made fun of.

But I'm not sure about the specific situation, because I was not in the palace at that time.