Hey, we are not dirty! [gl]

"Jing Muyao, what are you doing with your eyes closed? Are you waiting for me to kiss you?"

Careful about being seen through by others, Jing Muyao immediately opened her eyes and tried to save face for herself: "Why, how is it possible! I'm not that hungry..." She couldn't continue, Ji Weixi moved forward on purpose, her The tip of the nose touched Ji Weixi's!

"continue."

Jing Muyao stared but didn't speak, what happened to her cowardice?Just get back your face in front of others!She can bend and stretch!

"Ha ha." Seeing her staring eyes, Ji Weixi laughed inadvertently.But at the same time as this smile, Ji Weixi's body trembled uncontrollably, the two of them were already close to the tip of their noses, but now Ji Weixi's body trembled, and the two kissed directly!

In an instant, the whole world was dead silent, and the two people who were stunned at the same time maintained a kissing posture and stared at each other without any reaction.

In the next second, the two separated quickly like an electric shock, their faces blushing.

In order to break the awkward atmosphere, Jing Muyao took the lead in saying, "Ji Weixi, you, what are you doing!"

"I, I didn't mean it!"

"So, so, blame me!" Jing Muyao blushed more and more as she spoke, and she was no longer as cold as ice in front of everyone in the past.

Ji Weixi seemed to be pushed by her, and her mature and stable image in the past disappeared: "Blame me, blame me, but I'll kiss you anyway!"

"It's okay." Jing Muyao suddenly replied in a low voice, her head lowered, her body trembling visibly to the naked eye, Ji Weixi couldn't see the expression on her face for a moment.

With such a small voice, the room immediately became quiet, and Ji Weixi's breathing also calmed down.But looking at Jing Muyao's trembling body, she suddenly felt guilty. She was wrong in the first place, is it not good for her to talk like this now... Do you want to apologize to her?

"Hey..." Ji Weixi poked her awkwardly, but Jing Muyao didn't raise her head, she was still trembling.

"Hey, you—" Ji Weixi suddenly reached out and held her head to see if she was crying. However, there were indeed some tears in Jing Muyao's eyes, but it looked like she was laughing of!

Now that she had been discovered, Jing Muyao couldn't pretend anymore, so she just bent down and hugged her stomach, laughing non-stop.

"Jing, Mu, Yao."

"Hey, I'm here, puff ha ha ha ha ha..."

[Host, you are too exaggerated. 】

"I'm willing, don't force me, hahahahahahahaha..." Jing Muyao also laughed loudly in her head, scaring Xiao Jiu away silently.This host has collapsed so badly that it is simply poisonous.

"Jing-Mu-Yao."

Ji Weixi called her name again, and only now did she feel the obvious murderous aura... Was she too happy just now...

"I'm here." Jing Muyao immediately sat upright, with her head held high, as if she was an aspiring young man who wanted to contribute her meager strength to the construction of a new socialist countryside.

"Is it cowardly now?"

"No."

"What were you laughing at just now? You weren't secretly delighted that I kissed you, were you?" Ji Weixi squinted his eyes, with a sharp expression against his weak appearance, contradictory but surprisingly harmonious.

Jing Muyao replied without expression, "No, I just thought of a joke suddenly."

"Joke?" Ji Weixi obviously didn't believe it, and his voice was teasing and threatening, "Let me listen to it and see if I can laugh so loudly too, eh?" The word "um" with an ending sound It fully expressed Ji Weixi's purpose - if she hadn't laughed so loudly, Jing Muyao's end would have been pretty good, haha.

Jing Muyao heard the hidden meaning in her words, and anxiously searched for the jokes she had seen before.What to do, what to do, she used to read mostly cold jokes, even if it was funny, it would not be funny when she said it with her natural accent!Is this the rhythm of God's death for her?

"Say it."

Jing Muyao didn't dare to hesitate any longer under the gaze, and stammered: "One day, a banana was walking on the road, on the road..."

"keep going."

"It's too hot, and then, then it peeled off its skin and left naked..." Jing Muyao closed her eyes, come on, come on, a severed head is just a knife, and a head lost will be a scar the size of a bowl!But she... is still afraid!

There was a deathly silence in the room, when suddenly—

"hahahahahahahahaha……"

Jing Muyao with a confused face: "..." Was she telling a boring joke?What the hell is this barbell-like crisp laugh...

Jing Muyao couldn't bear to see Ji Weixi's reaction anymore, so she stretched out her finger and poked her arm: "...Ji Weixi, are you okay?"

"Haha, I'm fine, hahaha..."

Could it be that thousands of years ago people laughed so low?Can't believe it.

When Ji Weixi finished laughing, his expression immediately became serious, and he looked at Jing Muyao in a blink of an eye.Jing Muyao's body tensed up instantly, did Ji Weixi turn around and find that the joke was not funny at all, and wanted to settle the score with her again!

"Hey."

"what?"

"Let's talk about it one more time."

"..."

Question: What kind of experience is it like to have a little Gongju who inexplicably loves to listen to cold jokes and laughs loudly after listening to it?

Wanting to go back to the past, I wasted two days in the hotel, but when I got home, both of them were a little tired, both physically and mentally tired.

Ji Weixi entered the bathroom, Jing Muyao just sat down when her cell phone rang.

"Hello?" Jing Muyao's voice paused, "Brother Zhang." She still hasn't forgotten what happened that day.

"Now? Han Jin probably fell asleep late at night, so it's not easy to go over...um...then I'll trouble you to watch it first, and I'll rush over right away."

"Ji Weixi, I'm going out for a while." Knocking on the bathroom door, Jing Muyao put on her coat, took the car keys and hurried out.

"Hello?" The male voice in the microphone was not clear, a little low.

Ji Weixi adjusted the car to the automatic driving state but did not dare to relax, keeping his eyes on the front: "Master, are you asleep?"

"You're not talking nonsense." The male voice was a little confused, "It's not like you don't know about my habit of going to bed early."

"Well, people should pay attention to sleep when they are old, uncle."

"Jing Muyao!" The male voice immediately became heart-piercing, "You are the old man! Bah, you old woman! Do you ever speak like that!"

"Other playboys are well-dressed during the day and turn into beasts at night. You fall into a deep sleep before nine o'clock in the daytime. You don't have that kind of thing... can you?"

"You go! I refuse to have a friend like you!"

"You say this every time you call, aren't you tired? Don't say you're not tired, I'm tired for you."

The man leaning on the bed silently mouthed the word "no" for "not tired", holding his breath so hard that he couldn't get up or down.

"Hey, let's get down to business." Jing Muyao stopped teasing him, "The girlfriend you had recently had an accident."

"I, from, come, all, no, have, make, past, female, friend, friend!" The man said righteously.

"Oh, let me put it another way. Something happened to the woman you had an affair with recently."

"who is it?"

"Han Jin." Jing Muyao couldn't bear it anymore, "Don't let me see you, otherwise, I'll take your skin off."