Why are you staring at me? Come tease me [Quick Transmigration]

It is very simple to see everything clean, as long as you have a clean heart. ——Chen Yining

"Good morning."

"Go away."

"Tinning with cats?"

"roll."

"Oh ha yo."

"Go to hell!"

"Get up fucking, you're going to be late for work."

"...Damn it, why didn't you wake me up earlier?"

Tong Yao jumped up from the bed in a jerk, and because he got up too fast, he was dizzy for half a minute before returning to normal.

"Go to work? What class do you go to?"

Tong Yao seemed to be jet-lagged, his eyes widened and he scanned the surrounding environment, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "This is not a place where people live!"

The space in the room is not small, but Tong Yao has never seen such a messy room.Smelly socks thrown in the hairy fast food box, towels and underwear tangled on the chair for making out, clothes and shoes hanging everywhere, beer bottles all over the floor...

"How lazy is the owner of this house?"

"I didn't realize how diligent you are." The person standing next to him answered with a smile.

Tong Yao turned to look at him, wearing a gray school uniform suit, a white shirt, and a dark red tie.

"Yang... No, it's a dog... Uh, it's not that... Xiaosi, what's going on?"

"What about sheep and dogs? Don't you know what the situation is?"

Xiao Si picked up the towel and underwear on the chair with his dog's paw, threw them casually, and threw them on the coffee table beside him. He blew on the layer of floating dust on the chair, and then sat lazily on the chair.

Tong Yao looked around the horrible house again, it was even more chaotic than recruiting a thief, he rolled his eyes in depression:

"I said Golden Retriever, before you brought me to each space, couldn't you choose a better identity for me? Either a robot or a psychopath, and now I'm a slob, do I have a grudge against you or something?"

Xiaosi folded his arms and looked at him, explaining dumbfoundingly, "Fatty, how can you blame me for this? You can only blame yourself. Who told you to be like this all your life?"

Tong Yao got off the bed in dismay, fiddled around, but couldn't find a clean dress, saw that Xiaosi was dressed like a dog, so he rushed to take off Xiaosi's clothes.

"What are you, what are you doing?" Xiaosi fought back, slapping his furry dog ​​paws.

"What kind of clothes is your dog wearing? Take it off and let me wear it. You can't ask me to go out in a pair of pants, right?" Tong Yao ignored Xiaosi's resistance and continued to pick Xiaosi's suit neatly.

Siu Si begged for mercy and said, "Papa, papa, this is a school uniform. There are two big holes in the back where the wings are exposed. You can't wear it to work even if you peel it off?"

Tong Yao's face was full of black lines, "Then get me some clothes I can wear."

"I know, I know, I'm really afraid of you."

Xiao Si begged for mercy, turned around and walked towards the balcony, Tong Yao followed him, saw him pull aside the curtains on the balcony, opened the window again, stretched out his head to look up, down, left, and right, and quietly put his golden hair The dog's paw sticks out of the window, spreads its paws apart, and gesticulates in the same direction.

Tong Yao was puzzled and joked: "I said, are you going to jump off the building?"

Xiaosi whispered: "Go, I am using my mind to open the window on the balcony next door."

Tong Yao swallowed stunned, and stammered, "You, you want to steal the clothes of the neighbor?"

"Get out." Xiaosi turned around and glared at Tong Yao, and said unhappily: "How can this be called stealing? This is called borrowing. Just hang it up for him when you come back at night."

"What if someone sees it?" Tong Yao had never been a thief before, so he couldn't help but panic.

"Just borrow it for a day, you won't be so unlucky, right? Hey, what color do you want to wear, he has several sets here, do you want to pick and choose?"

"..."

Stoudemire's skill in stealing clothes from the balcony was quite superb, and within a short while, a suit flew over, followed by shirts, shoes...it was a complete set.I don't know why the neighbor next door loves to be clean so much that he has washed so many clothes and hung them on the balcony.

Tong Yao took the clothes Xiaosi threw to him one by one in his hand, flipped through them and looked at the signs.

"Fuck, the guy next door is quite rich, and this dress is a famous brand."

"That's for sure, you don't even look at it, this is the most high-end business apartment in the city." Xiaosi curled his lips and said contemptuously: "I guess you, a pauper, live in this apartment building. "

"Why do I still live in such an apartment when I'm poor?" Tong Yao said unconvinced while putting on clothes on his body, "This guy is actually about the same size as me, and the clothes fit him well, just a little bigger."

Xiao Si secretly smiled, coughed twice pretending not to know, and reminded him: "Hurry up, it's time to go to work, and be careful not to be fired if you are late."

"Shut your crow's mouth."

Tong Yao hated hearing the word 'dismissed' the most, because in the original space, he was always expelled by the boss inexplicably.

"Okay, let me introduce your new identity in this space first. Your name is Luan Li, and you work for Fenghua Gong... er... Fenghua Business Media Company. You are an ordinary... salesperson, that's all. "

"I'm still a salesman, a public salesman, and a civil servant is okay. What kind of shit job is a public salesman? How can I talk about business?"

Tong Yao rolled his eyes, expressing his inability to accept the new identity Stoudemire arranged for him. "No wonder you are so poor and want to live in this kind of house. The donkey dung balls are bare, and you are doing a job that takes face off?"

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I've added a powerful business skill to you to guarantee you a green light all the way in the workplace." Stoudemire comforted him triumphantly.

"What skill, let's talk about it first." Tong Yao asked curiously.

Xiaosi kicked the beer bottle on the ground, and said with a cheap smile: "Drinking is tasteless, and you won't get drunk after a thousand glasses."

"Pfft...not as cheating as you." Tong Yao was finally amused by Xiaosi.

"I advise you not to laugh, it's time to clock in." Xiaosi pointed to the clock on the wall, expressing that he couldn't help Tong Yao's late arrival.

Tong Yao grabbed a tie from the bed with one hand and a briefcase with the other, and ran out, and then shouted at Xiao Si at the door: "Golden Maosi, I will leave the house to you, you have to clean it up for me You can leave only when you are clean."

"No, why?" Xiao Si complained distressedly.

"Just because I want to visit the dog market today!"

After Tong Yao finished shouting, he slammed the door shut with a bang.

……

Although it was morning, the sunlight outside was a bit dazzling. Tong Yao covered his head with his briefcase while running fast, not because he was afraid that his fair face would be darkened by the sun, but because he was afraid that other people's clothes he was wearing secretly would be exposed. recognize.

After leaving the apartment, he was lucky enough to catch a taxi on the street. Tong Yao got into the co-pilot and reported the name of the company to the driver. The driver turned his face and looked at him curiously, then started the car and drove on out of the way.

Because of running so fast just now, Tong Yao's body was covered with a thin layer of sweat. He put the briefcase on his lap and fanned it with his hands.

The master driver turned his head to look at him again, and asked curiously: "Handsome guy, can you earn a lot of money in your job?"

Tong Yao was stunned for a moment, it seemed that he met a taxi driver who liked to chat, and it was not very polite to ignore him, so he replied casually: "What kind of money do you make, just an ordinary salesman."

"Salesman? Oh, Fenghua Media's salesman is not an ordinary salesman."

The driver master is like a know-it-all, and he speaks as if he knows the Fenghua media company he works for better than Tong Yao.

Tong Yao just came to this new space, and experienced a storm of stealing clothes early in the morning, Xiaosi did not give him a specific introduction to the situation of this space, now the driver master wants to talk about it, Tong Yao is happy to know more I understand, so I smiled and asked: "Why is it unusual, it seems that you think our work is quite good?"

"Hmph." The driver smiled strangely twice, turned the steering wheel and turned around a street, and introduced it to Tong Yao.

"Nowadays, many companies don't have salesmen anymore, so companies like yours have been born to train professional salesmen and do part-time business talks for other companies. Now... now is an era of resource integration, and they save money. Spending money to support salesmen, you also have endless business, which is the best of both worlds."

Tong Yao probably understood what the driver said, and nodded approvingly, "Master, it seems that you know a lot about our industry?"

The driver smiled again, and continued: "I just heard that because you Fenghua Media are so famous, the requirements are quite high. You must be tall, temperamental, good-looking, sweet-talking, chatting, drinking, and singing. ... Tsk tsk, to put it bluntly, isn't it just public relations between men and women?"

"Huh?" The more Tong Yao listened, the more he felt that what the driver said was a bit evil. It was already very polite to say that he was a male publicist. Escorts, quacks, and the like.

Tong Yao felt a little uncomfortable sitting, wondering if Xiaosi had tricked him again.

The master driver didn't notice Tong Yao's face, and continued to say while he was steering the steering wheel: "Speaking of which, there is no other way. Money is hard to earn now. Are you doing anything for money? You guys are quite unconscionable."

Tong Yao didn't speak anymore, but it felt like a big stone had fallen in his heart.

It seems that this space is not a good thing.