The host is very poor at acting [Transmigration Book]

Although Zhinao is called Zhinao, many functions overlap with the smartphone in Yan Jicha's impression.

For example, the social function, which has a star network, can post news daily through a certain platform.

It looks quite similar to that kind of buttoned button.

Without saying a word, Yan Jicha took a selfie with a bald head, with an expression similar to this: =_=

Then he sent a screenshot of Qin Shen's gift list, and picked out the actual photo of the most gorgeous hair dye.

Wording: My boyfriend's first gift, I really like it and I am touched, I feel like I love him even more.

Just sent it out.

All of a sudden, the entire Yan family, from the 70-year-old father down to the five-year-old distant niece, came to like it.

Within half an hour, the following comments lined up:

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Poor acting skills: Screenshot saved.

Yan Huang: What kind of fake and shoddy hair dye actually made you lose your hair? □□Give it to grandpa, I will find someone to sue it for bankruptcy!

Princess Yan: Chacha, you promised your mother that you won't be cosplaying with superhumans...

Ye Liangchen: Heh, sneering at Sang and scolding Huai is indeed your unique skill.

Qin Beast: Why don't you share the hair tonic?

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Yan Jicha: ...?

Is there something strange mixed in here?

He silently poked open the friend list, his face full of doubts, he didn't remember when he added Ye Liangchen.

In a dream? ?

Out of confusion, he also clicked on the friend list and found that...

day.

This fucking is not a social software with a dangerous nature, but a dangerous blog. It is completely open to the public, and everyone can see the news he just posted! !

Yan Jicha hurriedly wanted to delete it, so as not to be ashamed and throw it outside, but because he was too frightened, he shook his hand and clicked it as a complaint.

When I wanted to delete it again, I was prompted: [This post is under complaint review and cannot be deleted or modified]

Sure enough, not long after, his former teacher, his old classmates, strangers A, B, and C all came here one after another hahaha, and some people gossiped about their boyfriends and when they left the singles.

Originally, he just wanted to let out a gossip, low-key Yan Jicha laying the groundwork for the following plot: ...

What order to get off, he just wants to get off the earth now.

If this incident happened before he crossed over, I'm afraid it would be a hot search soon...

He had already thought about the copywriting: Surprise!The heir to a Yan-style enterprise publicly shaved his head and announced his departure from the order. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of integrity...

It's a good thing that he doesn't have the title of heir now, and no one will talk about his hair being dyed as a rainbow pony.

Of course, except for the main protagonist, Mr. Ye Liangchen.

Yan Jicha watched for a long time at the phrase 'sneering at Sang and scolding Huai', and was even more speechless, helpless and inexplicable.

This person really deserves to be the protagonist. When facing the cannon fodder villain,

System: Are you curious, what makes him so angry, then let me tell you, actually...

Yan Jicha: Not curious.

system:……

Yan Jicha: I know, it must be because he thinks about it, thinks that I want to use hair dye even if I have no hair, and mocks him for wanting to enter Yan's house and become a dragon and a phoenix even though he has no skills and no money.

System: Why are you so proficient?

Of course it was because I had seen Gong Douwen back then.

But he would never say that.

Yan Jicha: Did you say at the time that in the original script, I would soon be slapped in the face by the protagonist?

It was the first time that he was so enthusiastic about work, the system was suddenly overwhelmed by joy, and the topic was immediately successfully changed.

System: Yes!It's fast!At that time, you can cooperate with the script, and don't worry about anything else!It's a side mission~ The point reward is still the same ratio!

Yan Jicha: Okay, then do I need to prepare?

He thought, if it's the kind of plot that hits the face, maybe he has to cooperate with being weaker and stupid, and adapt to the life of a villain without IQ in advance.

As a result, after the system finished saying "Okay", it slammed the plot over, and the dense words filled the line of sight.

Yan Jicha was playing a small game in his mind, but his vision was suddenly blocked.

Yan Jicha: Is this the preparation you said?

Just familiarize yourself with the plot in advance? ? ?

Yan Jicha had no choice, so he just looked at it, but the more he looked at it, the more disheveled his expression became.

According to the plot, he would take the initiative to provoke and jump in front of Ye Liangchen.

I don't know where he got the news, anyway, he didn't know about the illegitimate child in the plot, but he heard from the corner that Ye Liangchen's father was trying to get him into Yan's house.

Ye Liangchen's father wanted his son to turn from an illegitimate child into a decent young master, and then in turn help him live a wealthy life, but Yan Jicha's words fell into Yan Jicha's ears, and he just wanted to take advantage of his cousin's heart.

So he became impatient, deliberately used his contacts to sneak into a mental power rookie ring at that time, and became an opponent in a competition with Ye Liangchen. Get off your horse.

This arena was originally held once a year, and the best young talents were selected according to the region. The purpose was not to look good, but to develop. Each company would provide these young people with the best resources for free, and focus on training. .

For people with no background, it is much easier than going to school and getting ahead with public resources.

Therefore, for a young master like Yan Jicha, there is no need to participate in this kind of talent show, and there is no rich second generation like him who is free to compete with ordinary people for this spot. Even if he goes, it is also a special invitation The guests went.

Ye Liangchen naturally didn't expect to meet Yan Jicha in this kind of ring.

The so-called face-slap plot is naturally that Ye Liangchen was pushed to the limit in the ring, and his potential was pushed out. The small universe of emotional explosion followed, and the output skyrocketed with the roar of rage. The Jedi counterattack defeated Yan Jicha.

So the later development was the slap in the face by the comments from the onlookers. The second young master of the Yan family shamelessly robbed civilian resources.

In addition, someone later took the opportunity to break the news, saying that Yan Ershao just looked down on the poor and deliberately targeted Ye Liangchen, but he was slapped in the face. Suddenly, he became the butt of jokes on Xingwang.com.

Qin Shen was busy with the matter at hand, and woke up from his intellectual brain. When he came over from the cubicle, he found that Yan Jicha was staring at the white wall of his house with indescribable concentration.

I don't know what I'm researching, but there is an inexplicable atmosphere that should not be disturbed.

Before he hesitated to call someone, Yan Jicha suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, his body suddenly relaxed, then rubbed his eyes, and his face returned to normal.

Yan Jicha: Yes, to sum it up, I will find a way to sign up for that ring, and then I will fight him and lose.

System: Yes, otherwise what do you think it would be?

Yan Jicha: I thought that when I scolded him for wanting to cling to the Yan family and thought he was not worthy, and then slapped him in the face, it must be because my sister suddenly went blind and fell in love with him and slapped me in the face... But, as long as it's not like this I'm fine with vulgar plots.

What he didn't say was that in order to prevent this kind of script from harming his family, he had already planned to look through the points mall to see how to interfere with the script.

Yan Jicha checked on Zhinao, and the registration for this year's group arena is almost over, and this week is the last week.

He simply opened the registration page and began to fill in his personal information.

"Young Master Yan?" Qin Shen finally couldn't bear it and walked over, "The butler just said that the room prepared for you has been packed in advance, you can go first... eh? The group arena?"

Yan Jicha didn't notice him approaching at all, subconsciously froze for a moment.

Although these smart brains are not like mobile phones, they are purely external devices. Some of the signals are connected to the human brain, and all of them have embedded chips.

But when it comes to the display method, there are still two types. One is directly connected to the optic nerve, which needs to bury an extra chip in the brain, which is more powerful in protecting privacy. Smooth metal or glass becomes a makeshift display.

Yan Jicha used the second type, so when Qin Shen approached, he was naturally seen.

This can't be blamed on Qin Shen, whoever made this registration page use too exaggerated colors, I'm afraid someone who is short-sighted and [-] Baidu can accidentally recognize it with peripheral vision.

At this time, the advantages of the line plug-in are revealed.

Yan Jicha has never been good at dealing with this kind of scene, not good at lying, and he doesn't know how to answer or react in this situation.

In the past, if he was accidentally bumped into such a thing, he would definitely be driven mad by the difficult social interaction, and then deepen his autistic impulse. In order to relieve the pressure and embarrassment, he would bury himself in the work pile and bring all the staff Three days of overtime.

But now, all is well.

He is embarrassed, there is always someone more broken than him, he doesn't know what to say, just read the subtitles, he doesn't know where to put his hands?Ask the system.

Inexplicably comfortable.

Then he glanced at the line options.

A. Ah, I was discovered... I want to know why I want to go to the group arena?Hee hee, it’s not impossible to tell you, a secret for a secret~

B. You didn't see anything just now!I, I just think it's interesting, just playing around, don't talk about it, or I won't spare you!

C. Although we are in a cooperative relationship now, you can't stop what I want to do, unless... (raise hand and chin to imply kiss)

D. (Just smile at this time, look at Qin Shen as gently as possible, and hook your fingers to tell him to come closer to his ear and whisper)...

Yan Jicha: ...

This time he knew that these four must be the option categories of 'soft, cute, evil, and silly'.

Yan Jicha: OK, I choose D.

Seeing him like this, Qin Shen was full of confusion, subconsciously stood up straight, and dodged backwards.

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System: Highlight, 'smile', 'gentle', not...

Yan Ji Tea: Sneer.jpg

System: When I didn't say it.

感谢在2020-03-0411:35:28~2020-03-0602:30:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 piece from Kiguichi;

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