My apprentice got me pregnant

Everyone knows that Chu Hanyue, the great disciple of Yunjian Mountain, is aloof and always has a cold face, and he hardly speaks. Once he speaks, someone will be punished and suffer disaster, so everyone avoids him when they see him, and no one dares to talk to him. Look at each other.

But what everyone doesn't know is that this cold Chu Hanyue became a chatterbox when he returned to the room. He likes to collect portraits of Huayang Immortal Venerable, and he usually carves some statues of Immortal Venerable himself, and puts some in the room. He took one with him in his pocket, and usually when he returned to his room, he would go back to his room to talk to these gods.

Accompanied by the setting sun, snow began to fall outside the window. Chu Hanyue took a deep breath and warmed her fingers with her hands. Then she raised her hand to light a candle. Holding a carving knife with her slender fingers, she drew smooth lines on a piece of wood. line.

"Xianzun, it's too difficult to be a disciple. The juniors and the head of the sect hate me, and the master and uncle also avoid me. I really don't want to go down the mountain with them tomorrow." Chu Hanyue blew on the scum on the wood and heard There was a knock on the door.

"Senior Brother Hanyue, have you rested yet? Those two junior brothers of yours asked me to ask you, what should I prepare for going down the mountain tomorrow?" The head of the sect naturally knew what to prepare, and so did the two junior brothers, but they didn't know. What Chu Hanyue wants, in case it doesn't suit Chu Hanyue's wishes, the big brother will eat it instead of the monster.

Those two juniors didn't dare to ask, so he had to ask.

"All of them have taken in apprentices, and they don't even know anything. Let them copy the door rules a hundred times, and bring them to see me tomorrow." Chu Hanyue pushed the door open, and there was no one there. .

The head is afraid that he will be punished if he is one step late...

Before Chu Hanyue returned to the case, she continued to pick up the carving knife, and sighed sadly, "Punishing them is also for their own good, otherwise let me protect them, and they can't even beat a little demon. What will they do when I am gone?"

"Aren't you going to get up early and go down the mountain to slay demons tomorrow, and still stay awake?"

A man's voice came from behind, Chu Hanyue frowned and clenched the carving knife tightly. She couldn't sense the breath of living people in the room, let alone the breath of monsters. There is nothing else about the portrait of Yang Xianzun.

Chu Hanyue didn't feel that she had heard it wrong, but her intuition told him that it should be a monster above his abilities. He touched the sword at his waist with one hand, and began to recite the incantation.

"Don't be afraid, it's me." The man's voice appeared again, this time not behind him, but in his ear, "Others avoid you, I like you."

Chu Hanyue's nerves were tense, and she was about to draw her sword. The hand around her waist was held. The hand holding him was warm and powerful. It was not as cold as the hands of demons and ghosts. It was even hotter than the hands of living people. The temperature is not hot, it seems to have spiritual power, very comfortable.

"I'm here." The man lifted his chin with a smile, and looked at Chu Hanyue with a pair of beautiful peach eyes.

Chu Hanyue's chin was pinched by the man and she turned her head back. A familiar handsome face appeared in front of Chu Hanyue. For the first time, there was a look of surprise on Chu Hanyue's lonely face, "Immortal Huayang?"

He turned to the painting again, and the person in the painting had disappeared, and the person in front of him was exactly the same as the Huayang Immortal Venerable in the painting, but his expression was not half majestic, but rather teasing.

"That's right, it's me." Xianzun pinched his face, rubbing his fingers restlessly, "You like me so much? You like me so much that you hang a portrait in your room?"

Chu Hanyue trembled angrily. His experience told him that this person should be transformed by a demon, but he could not smell any demonic energy. "Where is the monster, you can also pretend to be Huayang Xianzun."

"Why don't you believe that I'm real?" Xianzun leaned over behind him and smelled a cool fragrance on his body, like the smell of snow.

Chu Hanyue struggled a bit, but the other party didn't cast the body-holding technique on him, but suppressed him with all his strength, he couldn't resist, and he didn't want the other party to see his emotions, so he had to endure and close his eyes, "Huayang Immortal Venerable With a pure heart and few desires, you devote yourself to cultivating the Tao, how can you, a dirty rascal, deserve to be compared with the Immortal Venerable."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was pressed on the desk by the other party. The rice paper on the desk was scattered all over the floor. The man behind pressed his hand and couldn't wait to untie his clothes. His warm fingers were unscrupulous on his snow-like skin. Wandering around, "It's a pity, the immortal you respect is a dirty rascal, and seeing you, a little beauty, is a tough rascal."

Chu Hanyue trembled from being touched by the other party, unable to use any strength, and felt a sense of shame in her heart. If the other party succeeded today, he might as well smash him to death, "I can't beat you, if you want to kill you, listen to your respect." , there is no need to be so humiliating."

Immortal Venerable approached and kissed the end of his reddened eyes, "Cry if you want to cry, maybe I see you cry pitifully, so I can be lighter."

"Who's going to cry!" Chu Hanyue's voice trembled slightly. It was because he tried his best to restrain his emotions. He had never experienced this before, and he always talked about it. He never thought that one day he would cry. Being humiliated by an unknown monster here, he is still powerless to resist.

He could feel that the other person's body was very hot, and that part was especially hot. He couldn't help shivering and wanted to scream. He gritted his teeth and endured it, only thinking that the other party would end soon, but the man behind him Opened his mouth.

"Call out, don't hold back."

"Don't even think about it." Chu Hanyue gritted her teeth, but the tone of her voice still changed, it was as soft as a piece of ointment, ready to be kneaded.

A gust of cold wind blew open the window in front of him, blowing the snow on their faces and heads, Chu Hanyue also woke up from the dream shivering.

He opened his red eyes, and sat up from the bed in disheveled clothes. When he first woke up, his mind was still not clear, as if the absurdity was still in his body. No.

Holding his clothes, he murmured, "Is it a dream?"

But why did he have such a shameless dream, and the object was still his most revered Huayang Immortal?

Whenever he had a strange dream, he would make a divination. He held a trace of hope that a monster would enter his dream and disturb his mind, but the divination told him that it was not a monster, but a prophetic dream.

Like a bolt from the blue, he put on his clothes in a daze, no matter how he thought about it, he didn't feel right, raised his hand and slapped himself, cursed shamelessly, and then recited the heart-purifying mantra several times before he dared to look at the flower hanging in the room. A portrait of Yang Xianzun.

Looking at the majestic face of Xianzun, he somehow thought of the dream last night, the same face, hugging him and constantly contradicting him, and saying obscene words in his mouth, which made his ears turn red, My heart is hot and dry.

He raised his hand and slapped himself again, forcing himself not to think about it, let alone look at the face of the immortal in the painting. He lit the incense and bent over to the portrait, "The immortal blesses the disciples going down the mountain to eliminate the demons safely and smoothly .”

After speaking, the three sticks of incense broke in his hands.

Chu Hanyue frowned, did the Immortal Venerable know about the dirty dream he had last night?

……

"Hey, look, senior brother, why is his face swollen? Who do you think hit him?"

"Whoever dares to beat senior brother, I think he beats himself. He doesn't like to punish himself just because he has nothing to do."

When Chu Hanyue went down the mountain this time, she brought an apprentice, two juniors, and the two juniors each brought more than a dozen apprentices.

His two juniors are named Shen Feihua and Sha Ruxue, these two are a few years younger than Chu Hanyue, they like to spread gossip, if there is no gossip, gossip should be spread.

The two juniors, Yu Jian, followed behind Chu Hanyue, muttering.Chu Hanyue gave him a cold look, and the two of them almost fell off their swords in fright. Before the other party asked, they were eager to argue.

Shen Feihua said: "Brother, let's discuss what happened in Changjia Town this time."

Sha Ruxue followed suit, "Yes, yes, yes, I heard that this town is shrouded in evil spirits. People inside can't get out, and people outside will be hooked in if they get close. It's been several months. Do we still need to go in? ?Maybe it’s turned into a ghost town inside.”

Shen Feihua nodded, "That's right, senior brother, why don't we go down the mountain for a few days and go back. I heard that there are countless delicacies down the mountain."

Sha Ruxue added: "There are countless beauties, of course none of them are as beautiful as you, brother." He said the second half of the sentence in his heart.

Qiao Qianli, Chu Hanyue's only disciple, bowed his head respectfully, "Second masters, the headmaster sent us down the mountain to catch monsters this time, because he wants us to do good deeds and accumulate virtues so that we can accumulate blessings and become immortals as soon as possible..."

Chu Hanyue interrupted him, "I got immortality to save more people, not to become immortal to save people, but it's a mistake to put the cart before the horse."

"Yes, Master is right." Qiao Qianli replied with a nod, and followed Chu Hanyue to take a step with the sword first.

Shen Feihua cut it, and said in a strange way: "The purpose of cultivating immortals is to save more people, bah, he will say nice things, whoever has the time to save those insignificant people is not for becoming immortals."

Sha Ruxue also laughed, "That's right, he pretends to be high-spirited all day long, with a stern face, and he is a big fool to accept an apprentice. What's the use of being so tall and strong? He's not a fool. 'It is Master', 'Master is right'."

Seeing Chu Hanyue walking away, the two dared to laugh behind him, and his apprentices also laughed, "Master, Master Chu is so powerful, why did he accept a disciple?"

"Who knows, I don't like this one, I don't like that one, and I ended up accepting a fool."

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"Immortal Venerable, Heavenly Emperor Cui, you are going down to mortal world, don't miss the time." The little fairy boy ran over to urge Huayang Immortal Venerable, but saw that Immortal Venerable fell asleep lying on the chessboard.

Xianzun has a very good temper, and the little fairy boys under him are not afraid of him. Seeing that he was asleep, the little fairy boy boldly lay down on his lap and pulled his sleeve.

Qin Feng opened his eyes, picked up the little doll in his arms, and flicked the round face of the little fairy boy, "A person who is thousands of years old is still so frizzy."

Although the little fairy boy is old, he looks like a doll, with a blushing face and a milky voice, "I'm still a child, what kind of dream is this fairy, with a satisfied face, could it be that he dreamed and ate honey?" cake."

Qin Feng hooked the corners of his mouth, "I had a premonitory spring dream, and the little fairy in the dream had red lips and white teeth, a good figure, and a smell of snow on her body."

"Blood!" Little Fairy Tong was startled, "I heard that Immortal Venerable is the reincarnation of a demon, you wouldn't want to suck his blood, would you?"

Qin Feng couldn't help shaking his head and laughing, and put the little fairy boy on the table, "When I was still cultivating immortals, my uncle figured out that I was the reincarnation of a lecherous demon, and he was afraid that my demonic nature would miss my cultivation, so he gave me a seal , I haven’t unlocked it until now, it seems that the person in the dream can help me untie the seal, and tell the emperor that I will go to the place where the little fairy is when I descend this time.”

Little Fairy was startled, his mind was filled with the words obscenity and devil! ! !It's not because he's afraid of his demonic nature, but because he's afraid of his lustful nature!The Immortal Venerable is a rogue, once the seal is released, will the Six Realms be clean?

The little fairy boy said tremblingly: "The Emperor of Heaven said that he has already chosen your life background and allowed you to use your mana once a day with your current memory after you become a mortal."

After the little fairy boy finished speaking, he saw that the fairy showed a smile that he, a child, couldn't understand. It's over, the little fairy in that dream is going to suffer!

The author has something to say: Qin Feng: "I have been an immortal for tens of thousands of years, and I can finally use these posture skills I have learned." (Laughter of the old rascal)

Chu Hanyue: "Immortal Venerable, isn't the skill you mentioned some kind of cultivation technique? Can you teach me a thing or two?"

Qin Feng: "Don't worry, don't worry, I will pass it on to you."

Chu Hanyue: "(≧▽≦)——=口=!——Σ(|||▽|||)——QAQ!!!!"

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