The Cat's Inheritance

Sparta doesn't have his own birthday, or in other words, before he came to Xin Qin's house, no one paid attention to a stray cat like him, and naturally no one would pay attention to when and where this cat landed on this place. above the planet.

When Sparta came to Xin Qin's house, he was already an adult cat.After a cat becomes an adult, its shape will not change much for a long time, so it is not easy to estimate its age.Hard work only vaguely knew that Sparta was born around winter.This little raccoon flower, which is about in winter, finally has its own birthday under the persistence of hard work: the day when he and hard work met, an autumn day with blue sky like water and golden wind and jade dew.Such a day is very good, suitable for posting autumn fat.

After Sparta celebrated his second birthday at Xin Qin's house, he has mutated from a slightly skinny social boss cat to a fat and round rich cat, and he no longer has the miserable appearance of wandering in the past , and become a veritable pancake.

Sighing hard, time goes by so fast, time is like a handful of cat food.He nestled on the sofa, flicking his phone carelessly while staring at the pancakes jumping around.Bibing got a new toy today: a wind-up mouse made of yarn balls.The gameplay of Clockwork Mouse is quite simple, only demonstrate it once, and you will remember it.He only needs to hook it with his claws lightly, and the clockwork mouse will run away crazily as if it had been splashed with boiling water.Pancake, on the other hand, tensed the muscles of its limbs, and pretended to follow behind, chasing the mouse.

shhh-

The clockwork mouse was too fast to turn, and rushed straight to the corner.Pancake followed fiercely, slipped on all fours, didn't brake steadily, landed on the ground with his head before his paws, his ass flew into the air, and he swung his hip 180 degrees.

Perfect arc.

thump—

Spartan's entire cat turned into a cat cake, and it hit the wall with its legs upside down.He circled a little Damon and blinked hard.

Hard work couldn't help laughing out loud.

Seen from the bottom up, Miwu is upside down, looking extremely stupid.It took a while before Sparda kicked forward and tore himself off the wall.He shook his head, took a few unsteady steps, then suddenly came back to his senses, turned his body around, flew over angrily, and threw himself into the arms of Hardin.

Meow meow——

He let out a small cry of aggrievedness, opened his mouth, and bit the corner of Qin Qin's clothes, clenched his teeth angrily, and shook it as if he was getting angry.In an instant, there were two holes the size of rice grains in the hard-working clothes.

Xin Qin stretched out his hand, gently rubbed Sparta's round head, and said, "Naughty, does it hurt?"

Sparta let go of his mouth, rubbed his cheek against the palm of his hardworking hand, and snorted without knowing what he was talking about.

"Okay, I'll rub it." Xin Qin smiled and said, "Silly cat."

no -

Sparta pouted, lowered his voice, and uttered words similar to human words, which sounded like he was loudly refuting the words of hard work.

What are you talking about?Hard work squeezed the cheeks of Spartan flesh, thinking, what a pity, only I know such a stupid look.

On a whim, he wanted to make an observation diary for Sparta, recording his words and deeds.It must be quite commemorative to watch when Sparta celebrates his next birthday.

Oh listen, observe how high-end the vocabulary of diary is. If Sparta could understand human speech, he would probably stand on his legs and applaud happily.It seems that no human being in the world has ever kept a behavioral observation diary for cats.

It's a pity that Sparta is a cat, a silly cat who looks carefree and doesn't understand anything.

Sparta pouted his buttocks, kicked his hind limbs, and tried to bury his head in the hard-working arms.Qin Qin reached out and touched his fluffy buttocks, guessing that Sparta seemed to have grown flesh again.

"Fat." Qin Qin subconsciously said.

do not have--

Sparta grinned, biting the back of Hardin's hand with his mouth open like a grudge.He didn't use any force, the sharp teeth were stuck on the hard-working flesh, and there was a wonderful feeling of soreness and numbness.

Wait, is Sparta really just a cat?Xin Qin stared at the fur ball swaying back and forth in his arms, and suddenly became suspicious.

In fact, there have been many signs that his cat is not a simple cat.For example, when he says that Sparta is a silly cat or a fat cat, there is a high probability that he will get revenge-style coquettish from the other party.

After thinking hard, he grabbed Sparta's front paws with both hands, lifted him up from his waist, stood on his hind legs, and looked at him at the same level.Sparta stared round his eyes, looking at Qin Qin puzzled.

Qin Qin said word by word: "Baibing is a silly cat."

Sparta stood motionless, quietly staring at Qin Qin, tilting his head, as if trying to make sense of what he said.

Hard work slowed down and repeated it again.

Sparta shook his beard, grinned and hummed "No", twisted his waist, no longer willing to cooperate with the hard work, obviously angry.

Xin Gong grabbed him firmly and didn't let go, and said: "But it's so cute and silly."

Hearing this, Sparta quickly stopped struggling, raised his neck, meowed twice, and even tapped the tip of his tail lightly.That was his sign of being happy.

While working hard, Sparta pulled out from between his palms, stepped on his thighs and turned twice, found a comfortable position, lay down on his back, perfectly embedded himself in the arms of hard working, Even the tail is placed just right between the legs without a gap.

Shaking the tip of his tail, Sparta narrowed his eyes contentedly.

Harding bowed his head and whispered "Silly Cat".

Sparta shook the tips of his ears vigorously, opened his eyes suddenly, raised his front paws, and slapped Hardin unceremoniously.The pads of the palms are cool and not painful.

Hard work secretly thought, sure enough.He had noticed it a long time ago, but today it is more clearly confirmed that Sparta is not an ordinary cat, and he may really understand human speech.

However, do cats that understand human speech really exist?

Doubtful.

Qin Qin secretly prepared a special notebook, and wrote the words Xin Qin Diary on the title page, which was used to hide people...to hide cats' eyes and ears.Then, while Sparta was taking a nap in the living room, he carefully took the notebook upstairs, hid it in the study, and put it in a locked drawer under the passport and other documents.

After doing all this diligently and sneakily, I feel a little funny.Not to mention whether Sparta can really understand human language, even if he is an extremely intelligent cat, it is probably impossible for him to understand human writing.However, when he was thinking like this, he also used uncertain particles in his heart. Perhaps in his heart, there was always a place of whimsy, imagining a civet cat with human wisdom and knowledge, falling from the sky , turning into a big pie by his side.

What are the benefits of cats being able to understand human speech?Think hard and think again.Maybe it's just because I know that there is still such a little creature in this world who can stick to your chest, understand what you say, and know what you think. Just this kind of thought can bring enough warmth to people, just like It is the star that bloomed in the eternal night, small and dazzling.This is the same as the communication between people.Sparta is not a human being, totally attached to you, but not quite yours.Mysterious but charming, equal and independent.

The idea fascinates hard work.He decided to take an in-depth look at Sparta.

Observational research requires subjects and reference objects.Recently, under the recommendation of fans, Xin Qin downloaded and registered the most popular small video software "Meow Goo Goo".As the largest online pet video community at present, Miaogugu has gathered many cute pet grandmas.Miao Gu Gu often initiates challenge topics, and pet owners can bring their own babies to the challenge.These pet challenges might make good observation subjects.

Work hard to strictly screen the challenge topics on "Meow Goo Goo", and eliminate most of the challenges that may harm Sparta, such as makeup and cat dance.He picked and chose, and spent a whole day flipping through the cute pet videos until he was dizzy and his eyes were sour.He was a little lost, but he found nothing.There is no other reason. These challenge questions are too simple for Sparta, like the gap between a king and a bronze.I don't know if he's wearing a heavy filter, but Xin Qin just thinks that Sparta couldn't be more cute. Looking at the whole network, there is no smarter and weirder kitten than him.

When Xin Qin was flipping through pet videos, Sparta would occasionally move his head closer, his huge face occupying the entire screen, watching with relish, and flicking his tail vigorously.

What they're watching is one of Miao Gu Gu's most popular challenges: killing chickens to scare monkeys.Under the challenge of Miao Gu Gu, many pet owners posted funny videos of them training their pets to correct bad behavior by "beating" dolls.Of course, most of the videos are just for laughs, and they don't have much reference value.

The screaming chickens 2 in the video made "painful" cries.Sparta closed his ears and stared at the screen in horror with his round eyes.

Qin Qin hugged him, gently rubbed his neck and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, they are just teaching, not real. The owner of the dog just wants to tell it that it is not good to sneak out of the house. Those You can't go to dangerous places, I will worry about you. If you have such a bad habit, we have to correct it, you know?"

Sparta looked up at him, and meowed in response.

"Well, it's all fake, no one will hit small animals, don't worry." Qin Qin lowered his head and kissed Sparta's nose.Spartan's nose was moist.He shook his head and snorted.

Sparta yelled softly a few more times, not knowing what he was muttering.He struggled and jumped out of Qin Gong's embrace, and ran out of the room.After a while, Sparta slipped in through the crack of the door with a yellow-orange screaming chicken in its mouth.The Screaming Chicken is a gift from Fried Egg and has a red bow around its neck.

Miu-

Sparta put down the Screaming Chicken, climbed up the legs of the hardworking trousers, and grabbed the phone from his hand.The mobile phone is a bit heavy, and the shell is hard, and Sparta's teeth are not easy to use.He cleverly chose to bite the chain of the mobile phone, dragged the mobile phone, twisted his buttocks, and trotted over, putting the hard-working mobile phone and the screaming chicken together.The screaming chicken is on top and the phone is on the bottom.

Qin Qin looked at the fun and asked, "Baibing, what are you going to do?"

Sparta flicked his tail, his eyes sparkling.

After thinking hard for a moment, I decided to record a video for Sparta.It's been a long time since he edited a video for Sparta.He quickly set up the camera position, and Sparta found his position in front of the camera with ease, sat upright, looked at Xinqin, carefully folded his tail between his paws, and drew a hook at the tip of his tail. Perfectly curled arc.

Looking at Sparta's meticulous appearance, Xin Qin only thought it was funny.He hid outside the camera and only made a sound, saying: "The camera is set, what are you going to do now?"

Sparta held his head high, like a strong little tiger, shaking his ears majestically.The Screaming Chicken quietly huddled in front of him, lying on his hard-working mobile phone, with his back to Sparta, motionless.

Meow meow——

Sparta leaned over and leaned close to the Screaming Chicken, calling softly, and from time to time gently poked the plastic chicken with his fluffy paws, and even rubbed his cheek against the Screaming Chicken's body.Qin Qin had the illusion that it was what Sparta usually looked like when he called him.

Screaming Chicken - of course - was unmoved, still silently turned his back to Sparta, hugging the hard-working mobile phone.It also looks like being addicted to the game and ignoring Sparta's hard work.

Hard work suddenly felt a little bit in his heart.

Aww - Sparta suddenly raised his voice and shouted loudly.He stretched out his claws, showed his sharp nails, waved his claws, and vigorously slapped and flicked the screaming chicken in front of him.The screaming chicken let out a miserable scream, flew into the air in a flash, landed again, rolled a few times against the carpet, and finally rolled into a corner.

Sparta raised his tail excitedly, ran over happily on tiptoe, took the Screaming Chicken back, and repeated the previous action again.Finally, Sparta finally let go of the poor screaming chicken, dragged the phone again, and returned it to Xin Qin.

He sat with his head tilted, didn't call out, just looked at Qinqin quietly.

Uh... Xin Qin feels that Sparta's attitude has been expressed quite clearly.Instead of picking up the phone, he leaned over, rubbed Sparta's neck, and kissed his forehead.

Sparta put his soft paws on the back of his hard-working hands, patted them comfortingly, and let out a contented grunt.

Hardworking's "Meow Gu Gu" account is a small account, it has not been promoted on Weibo, so naturally it does not have any fans.Surprisingly, after he put Sparta's first show of "Meow Goo Goo" on it, for some reason, it quickly became one of the most popular videos in just a few days.

The audience was amazed, does this kind of cat really exist?Is he teaching mankind a lesson?Make an example to others!God!

Hard work was accidentally brought by Sparta and became popular again.After thinking about it, he felt that Sparta's debut was too "violent and bloody".In order to maintain the image of Sparta's cute little sweetheart in the hearts of the audience, Xin Gong launched the second Sparta masterpiece in the shortest possible time.

In front of the camera, Sparta still looks very energetic with a big bright yellow gold chain hanging around his neck.He stared at the humans behind the camera for a moment, with the corners of his mouth curved as if smiling.

Qin Qin pursed his lips and smiled, stretched out his palm to Sparta, and said, "Cake, shake hands."

Sparta looked at his left paw, then at his right paw, hesitated for a moment, and carefully placed his left paw in his hard-working palm.

"Switch another hand."

Hearing this, Sparta lowered his left paw and put his right paw on it.

Qin Qin gently shook Sparta's paws to beat, and sang in a low voice:

If you feel happy, you meow meow meow 3

- meow

Meow meow if you feel happy

- meow

Meow meow meow if you feel happy, meow meow meow with me

—— miu mei woo

Less than half a day after the video was released, "Miao Gu Gu" took advantage of the situation and launched a new round of cute pet challenge: learn to call me meow meow with your cat.The challenge quickly fermented and became one of the hottest topics at the moment. It is said that only other people's cats can complete the task.

"My pancake is indeed a unique cat."

—— "Diary of Diligent Observation"

The author has something to say: 1 King and Bronze are game ranks, King is better than Bronze

2 Screaming chicken is a noise toy, not a real chicken haha

3 Happy Clapping Song

Hahahaha Happy Qixi Festival [pretend today is still 817

Let me talk about a few things about publishing: 1. The manuscript in simplified Chinese has been finalized. If there are no surprises, it may be published in September and October.Because of the reasons after the founding of the People's Republic of China and the reason that there are too many words and it will not be sold in two volumes, the simplified version has been greatly deleted, which is specifically reflected in the deletion of plots and extra episodes after becoming adults.In addition, I wrote the ending of the simplified Chinese version separately, which is warm and hehe, and I personally like it quite a lot.Purchasing channels, as far as I know, can be bought in general book purchasing channels.After the link is released, I will update it on Weibo and copywriting.

2. Traditional Chinese has also been submitted. At present, it seems that the original text will basically be kept. I have also written an unpublished Traditional Chinese Fanwai.The exact date of publication is undecided.The editor said that some cats and cats will be drawn on it, and I am looking forward to it.

Thank you for your attention and support. If there is any update of purchase information in the future, I will try my best to synchronize it with the copywriting on Weibo.