The Cat's Inheritance

"House cats have been known to find a human family and take over after leaving their mother and siblings. If nothing else, we will live permanently in this new home. Cats and humans have a very delicate relationship. We are all Solitary animals do not like to get too close to their own kind when they grow up. It is also true for humans, independent cats never want to accept humans without reservation. If you want to control the relationship between cats and humans, it is a lifelong proposition for domestic cats.”

If a cat has not seen humans or had close contact with humans when it was two or three months old, it is likely that it cannot adapt to living with humans.Cats aged two or three months are the most adaptable.In contrast, if cats learn the correct way to take over humans at this stage, it will benefit them for life. "So, the time when you choose to attend the cat class is very important. I'm very glad that you all..." Jiang Dabao paused, glanced at the big cihuamao who was huddled in the corner, and said again, "I'm very glad that among you The vast majority of cats in the world did the right thing at the right time. You should thank your mother for that."

Sparta continued to lie on his stomach, resting his left paw on the arm of his right paw, resting his chin on it, and yawned, completely ignoring the funny eyes of the cats.

How are the cats supposed to find a family of suitable humans and take them over?When some cats are two or three months old, the humans in the original family will take care of them.A small number of cats will be left in the original family, and together with their mothers, they will jointly take over the humans of that family.Most cats will leave their mother and enter a whole new family.Although on the surface it seems that the humans in the original family have the final say on which human family the cat will take over, but this is not the case.Kittens also have a great say in their future families.First of all, if the humans in your original family are responsible humans, they will make a reasonable screening of the takeover list, and they will exclude those irresponsible humans who are not suitable for management for the cats.The human beings who come before you at least meet the basic requirements.But cats can also show their likes and dislikes in moderation, such as urinating on the shoes of humans you hate.As long as you are cute enough, you will be forgiven after all.And after you express your position so clearly, you will change your family for an interview in all likelihood.

Although cats are not social animals, they also have enough sense of responsibility.Once we decide to take over a human, we are responsible for it.Therefore, it is crucial to make an informed choice.

So how to judge what kind of human being is suitable?As a cat, you need to remember the following points for choosing humans.First, stay away from humans who love cats too much.Many cat-loving humans are overexcited, highly emotional, and have little regard for distance.They will be very willful, breaking the healthy distance between cats and humans according to their own preferences (this kind of willfulness can only be dominated by cats, definitely not humans).At the same time, they are too obsessed with our bodies, rubbing our fur at will, always touching us, and wearing inappropriate decorations on us, even after we clearly express our dissatisfaction, without any remorse, continue Reckless.The most frightening thing is that this kind of love is always accompanied by an obsession with appearance. Once the curse of our cute appearance is broken, they will get tired of the previous love very quickly, start to become cold, and even unilaterally terminate the takeover agreement. abandon us.Therefore, from the very beginning, we should avoid contact with such human beings.Humans in this category are usually recognizable by signs.When they saw us, they always screamed, stretched their paws to touch our fur without any self-introduction, and held us in their arms very hard despite our objections.They also often exaggerate about our appearance and share photos of us excitedly with their human friends.If these actions have reached the point where you are uncomfortable, please stay away from this kind of human being in time.If they try to hurt you, use your claws to fight back.

The second type of humans is the complete opposite of the first type, they hate cats or any other small animals very much.They were probably on the list at the request of his human friends.Sometimes this kind of human will act so polite that it seems like a good choice.But don't be fooled by these appearances, smart cats will do more testing.You can choose to mess with him, grab his pants, jump on him, scratch his arms - remember to put the claws away, we don't like to see blood and make trouble at the beginning.If he becomes stiff, has a grim expression, or hides and refuses to come to you again, or even pushes you away roughly without other people's attention, such a human being will not be a good person in your future relationship. What a wonderful companion.They are also usually not responsible enough to stay with you until death.It would be even worse if such humans met at the behest of their human partners.Human relationships are very unstable and untrustworthy. Once the relationship between them breaks down, as a cat who has witnessed their relationship, it is very likely to become a victim.

The third kind of human beings, human cubs.Remember, stay away from human cubs!They'll tear your ears and choke your neck.They don't make sense at all.If you fight back, you will most likely be dumped.Of course, there are exceptions to everything.But, if you're an impatient cat, remember, stay away from human pups!

So, what kind of human being is suitable?We need to look for that human being with a calm and gentle energy.Their breathing is gentle, their voices are not too high-pitched, and they are not easily agitated.They are gentle, know how to respect cats, and will not wantonly invade the territory of an insecure cat.They pay attention to detail and are aware of your cat's every need.If we accidentally made a mistake, they didn't yell and dealt with it very smartly.Such people often have a strong sense of responsibility, and they are family members who are suitable for your long-term company.Sometimes, with a little more observation, you can easily tell the kind of human your cat likes from the crowd.They will exude a warm and reassuring atmosphere around them, so that you can't help but get close to him and make purring sounds, just like facing your mother.Of course, judging a qualified human partner is an extremely complex process, and the criteria for judging are not always uniform.A smart cat will feel the unique breath from his humans.

Sparta sat up abruptly and meowed excitedly at the camera.I am me!My humans are!My humans are the best humans in the whole world!When the other kittens heard this, they all turned their heads curiously to look at Sparta.Sparta straightened his body proudly, raised his chin so high that his head was out of camera range.

Jiang Dabao glanced at Sparta, and reminded in a deep voice that all cats need to ensure that their bodies are exposed in the camera as much as possible.

Sparta stepped on his paw, still excited, lay down, licked his fur, and calmed down.My meow is so good, I can't finish talking to these city cats for three days and three nights.

The onion bun said enviously: "It's amazing, how did you pick up your human?"

Sparta tossed his tail happily, "My human is my inheritance, he is my aunt's legacy to me."

Whoa, heritage, good good good!Even though it wasn't quite clear what the legacy was, the kittens let out a gasp of wonder.

The raccoon cat shook its beard, ah, I am so welcome.

The class ended in a relaxed and peaceful atmosphere.The scallion stew specifically stopped Sparta at the end of the class, "Meow, my mother said that I will also choose humans in two or three weeks. Can I take over your humans? We can play together, I have many Canned." Apparently he was attracted by Sparta's high-profile flaunting tone, and developed a great affection for Sparta's humans.Mom said that taking over humans is actually a very risky thing, and kittens who don't know much about the world may not be able to make wise choices.Instead of choosing a human in a daze, it is better to take over a human that is known to be suitable for management.

Sparda hissed at him very unceremoniously.Huh, I have canned food too!I don't want you to share meow with me.He slapped the tablet computer off with one paw, went upstairs without looking back, got into the bed of the human angrily, and squeezed his head into Miwu's arms.That little chubby cat who hates cats!Sparta sneezed angrily, stuck out his tongue and licked Miwu's chin.Miwu is so good, everyone is coming to covet him, I must keep a close eye on him.

Early the next morning, Hardin was woken up by Sparta.Bing Bing's meat pad patted his cheek, forcing him to open his eyes.

It's time to eat, meow - Sparta yelled at humans.

"Morning..." The sleep was interrupted, and the hard-working mind was confused, and the cihuamao was slowly picked up and kissed its fur.Sparta leaned over and licked hardworking face, and then licked his hair as if he was going to wash him up.Xin Qin lay in bed in a daze for a while, and finally woke up.

Miwu, your tablet doesn't work anymore, Teacher Dabao said it's out of battery, you need to charge it for me.

Sitting up hard, Sparta slid from his chest to his lap following his movements.Qin Qin reached out and scratched the top of Sparta's head with his fingers.Sparda squinted his eyes and folded his ears comfortably.Xinqin grabbed the phone next to the bed, took a photo of Sparta and posted it on Weibo.After opening Weibo, there were a lot of news notifications, only then did Xin Gong realize that his followers had increased by more than 1000 without knowing it.There were more than 200 comments under the first two Weibo posts about Sparta. Many people said that seeing a big Han cat with a scar on its face looks so cute.Worked hard to edit the text, uploaded the new photos of Sparta, then put down the phone, scratched Lihuamao's chin, and said: "You are going to become a starlet, and everyone praises you for looking good." Cute and good-looking are actually There are differences, but in the eyes of Xin Gong, Sparta is indeed very good-looking.

"You're a nice cat."

You are a very good human being.