The Cat's Inheritance

ignore him?

Sparta, who was burying his head in listening to the lecture and trying to memorize the knowledge points, froze for a moment, and silently scratched the notes he had just taken on the sofa with his claws.Impossible, he thought, Miwu is so good, I don't want to ignore him.However, he looked up and found that the other students were listening with great interest, and even grunted happily.Sparta inspected the cats sympathetically.Meow, the poor cat is so pitiful.

Teacher Chiron didn't express anything about the small movements in class.Unlike Jiang Dabao, Teacher Chiron is a very special teacher. He doesn't seem to care whether his students listen carefully or understand what he explains.

The essence of attacking human beings lies in proper neglect.Even though we'll pre-set a target to focus on, that doesn't mean we have to be the first to attack them.The first people we have to deal with are often those humans who are excluded from our key targets. As for the reason, it is very simple, we need allies.

It is too easy to attack these humans who already have a crush on cats. We only need to meow at them meaninglessly, rub their cheeks and bodies, and usually get loving caresses.Remember, smart cats will choose to release friendly breaths to female humans in the presence of unfriendly male humans.Although the male human pretends not to care, he may be pretending to be staring at the glowing screen, or holding a newspaper and not knowing what he is doing-by the way, newspapers are useless except to shred ——In short, he will try his best to pretend that he doesn't care about you, and he will dismiss your meowing and coquettish appearance.Don't worry, don't be fooled by their appearance, they must secretly look at you when you are not paying attention.You have to do the same as them, ignore them, pretend not to care at all, only play with those friendly humans, and only act like a baby to those friendly humans.

The reason why we have to look far away is because cats like challenges, and secondly, after a long-term restrained human being really opens his heart, he will become unscrupulous, and they will pamper you without principle, even more than those who like you from the beginning Human beings love you more.Such is the sweet fruit of training humans.So keep at it despite the difficulty, and victory will be yours, and it will be yours soon.

You've given enough neglect to a male human, enough interest in him, and he can't help but want to get close to you.Remember, there is a very important knowledge point here, you just ignore him, but you don't avoid him.Ignoring and avoiding are completely different. When you show an attitude of indifference, humans will be interested in challenging you; however, when you show emotions of fear and avoidance, humans are likely to be bored.Yes, humans are such an unreasonable species.

two.seduce him

Under your insistence and ignorance, the curiosity of male human beings has been heightened, and one day he will not be able to bear it, and when you pass by him, he will lean down quietly and try to touch you.Here is another key point of knowledge, please remember it.Here, you can't jump out of the way or let the humans get away with it completely, the timing of your body swings is very important.When his fingertips just feel your soft fur, you need to look up, glance at him without making a sound or make unnecessary eye contact, and walk away quietly.At this time, you can find another human ally and ask him to touch you and massage you, or you can jump to a high place, and carefully arrange your hair, especially the hair on the belly, where the male human sees it. Be patient and keep licking until the fur becomes fluffy and soft and looks very touchable.If the male human doesn't walk away quickly, but instead stares at you thoughtfully, then congratulations, you're one step closer to success.

Sparta drooped his ears, memorizing one knowledge point after another in distress.In his opinion, there is absolutely no need for him to learn this. Miwu is the most understanding human being in the world. If he wants to touch my fur, I am very generous and can do it anytime.Meow, I want to sleep in Miwu's nest now.However, Mr. Chiron did not hear the resistance in Sparta's heart at the moment, and continued to explain tepidly.

three.encourage him

Next, you need to challenge yourself: break a rule made by human males.Many smart cats can learn some invisible rules from human behavior and posture even if they can't understand human language at the beginning.Many human males who don't like cats at first like to make rules, trying to achieve the purpose of strengthening their authority.I believe that many cats will encounter some illogical rules made by humans, for example, no feeding at the dining table.As a free cat, we should tell humans that we have the right to accept their food wherever we want.

You can choose a good time, such as your favorite beef stew for dinner that day. When your humans gather around the table and start to enjoy the food, you should subtly remind them that these foods belong to you too.At this time, your target is no longer those humans who are friendly to you, because letting them violate the unreasonable rules made by male humans is meaningless to your journey of conquest. On the contrary, their betrayal may trigger the rebellious psychology of male humans .Human beings are very naive. When they believe that their self-esteem has been hurt, they will not reflect on their mistakes, but will intensify their unreasonable troubles.So, our target should be male humans themselves, and we want to lure them into making mistakes of their own.

It is not difficult to do this, students remember here, this is the key point of the practical test.You quietly approach the male human, choose a suitable position, and sit down at his feet, neither too far away to be ignored by him, nor so close enough for him to plan.Then you look up quietly at your male human.At first, you can choose not to make any noise, so that the male human will naturally be aware of your presence; of course, if your male human is a fool, you can make a soft call to get his attention.Remember, there is also a test point here. The call you use to express your desire at this time cannot be rapid and continuous, but a soft, slight and barely audible meow.

At this time, when male humans notice you, he will behave very strangely, as if he doesn't take you seriously, but it doesn't matter, they will show their flaws soon.You have to sit firmly in front of him, with your head raised and your eyes wide open looking at him.He will quickly become fidgety, looking down at you from time to time, and once your eyes meet, you will meow gently encouragingly.These steps may need to be repeated repeatedly until finally the male human gives up.

The sign of giving up is that a male human suddenly looks at him, his eyes drift away. On the surface, he is talking to other humans, but in fact, he is playing with a piece of delicious beef in his bowl.At this time, you need to be smart enough, you can't attract the attention of other humans, if they notice you, they will also notice the abnormality of male humans.For male humans, if such a shameful thing is revealed, they will lose face, which means that we may lose the next chance to surrender him.You can step forward gently, straighten your body, and continue to look up at the male human being.He will pretend not to care, and quietly throw the beef in his hand in front of you.

When Sparta heard this, he was even more confused. Why are humans so troublesome?Miwu has never done such boring things. If he wants to give me beef, he will help me put it in a clean bowl and put it in front of me.

You need to run over quickly, as if you suddenly found a grain of beef growing out of the ground, grab the beef grain, turn around and leave, and find a suitable corner so that male humans can see you without causing other people the attention of human beings, and then quietly eat your beef.After eating, you can lick your paws and rest for a while, but don't forget to express your thanks.You can walk up to a male human, pretend nothing happened just now, and rub his trouser leg with your head.The male human might move his leg away quickly, but that's okay, you know you've won the second you see him throw the beef diced at you.

Meow, you will soon be able to lie on this male human's lap and do whatever you want, he will condone you to tear up all his newspapers, and even reserve a sofa seat for you, no one can invade your territory.

Sparda twitched his tail proudly.I have my own sofa seat, and I didn't even ask Miu to do it.My miu must have gone to college and is smarter than any other human being.

Teacher Chiron stretched out his claws, scratched the big flower on his neck, put it in the right position, and then returned to the classroom.He said: "Next, we're going to start the practice connection. When you enter the elementary school, many of your lessons are accompanied by a lot of practical exercises. You need to pay attention. The first thing we will practice is: expressing short bursts of encouragement. The meow. This cry is not in line with our nature, but in order to conquer, we need to practice constantly. This is not difficult. Now, sit down, hold your head up, raise your head, and meow after me: meow~"

Meow - woo - Sparta opened his mouth and yawned involuntarily, in exchange for Teacher Chiron's silent gaze.He quickly lowered his head and rubbed his eyes with his paws, trying to drive away his sleepiness.

"Very good, do it again, meow~"

Meow woo woo——Because of the wrong pitch, Sparta's voice was particularly abrupt.A group of furry heads looked at him in unison, Sparta closed his mouth a little embarrassedly, and stepped on the sofa cushion with his paw.

"Come with me again, meow~"

ooh-

"Meow~"

woo~

……

After the first class in elementary school, Sparta received a lot of homework after class.In preschool, the advantages of common sense knowledge accumulated due to old age will disappear after entering elementary school.Cat life is really cruel.

Sparta nestled in Miwu's arms and fell asleep sadly.