The Cat's Inheritance

He works hard to raise cats every day, indulges in various theoretical knowledge and practice, and almost forgets that his original intention is to be a game anchor.Until Chaodan frantically left him a message, this season will be over soon, if you don't score, you will stop in the top [-].Only then did Qin Qin realize that he still had a long ladder to climb.

There are rumors in the world that nine and a half out of ten players with more than [-] players are streamers.Matching with a group of game anchors means that your probability of being on camera is greatly increased, and the chance of increasing your number of fans is also increased.A player who can climb far on the ladder will never be buried.Even if it is a background board, it can be dug out by the good people.

In order to better feed Sparta and himself, the hard road is long and obstructive, and the ladder has to be climbed.

The focus of hard work returned to the game, and he began to team up with Chaodan and others, racing against time to score points in the intense stage of the final season.In this way, the time he spent fooling around with Sparta during the day was greatly reduced.At first, Cihuamao didn't pay much attention to it. He still played with himself during the day and went to class at night.However, after a few days passed, Sparta finally realized this serious problem: his Miwu's love for him recently was very perfunctory!When feeding him in the morning and evening, he just kissed him casually, Hulu, he let it go with a few kisses, then turned around and went upstairs to continue playing games.I usually have to take a nap with my arms around him, and play with him for an hour after the nap.But now, Miwu no longer takes a nap, and the time to play games with him has been reduced to half an hour.Even if Sparta condescended to go to the game room to look for his human to act like a baby, Miwu just hugged him in his arms, but his attention was still on his game.hateful.

The most serious thing is that Miwu started to stay up late at night, which prevented Sparta from going downstairs to class secretly.For this reason, he has been absent from two classes without reason.Cat Primary School stipulates that if the attendance does not reach 90.00%, he will not be able to graduate. That is to say, if he is absent three times without reason, he will basically miss graduation.

Sparta was angry.I want to teach Miwu a lesson!

Being a pretty smart cat, Sparda wasn't about to get hands on or make a scene.He squatted in front of the window, basked in the sun all morning, and finally formulated a perfect revenge plan in his heart. This is really a good opportunity to apply what he has learned.Look at me and the game, who is important!

Sparta's first plan was a hunger strike.Of course, he didn't intend to not eat at all, but specially ate a little less than usual, so that humans would mistakenly think that he was sick, and naturally they had to take care of him every step of the way.As long as you put a little more cat food in the food bowl during breakfast and dinner, Miwu will definitely notice me, it's really simple.I'm so smart.Sparta flicked its tail triumphantly, as if it had already picked the fruits of victory.

Unfortunately, reality is often harder than planned.On the first morning when he decided to go on a hunger strike, Sparta ate most of the cat food without paying attention, so he had to keep the last one, which meant that he lost his appetite.A small piece of cat food didn't attract Miu's attention, and it looked exactly like Sparta forgot to lick it clean.So at dinner, Sparta learned from the pain and decided to make persistent efforts and continue to implement.So, this time, he successfully left two pieces of cat food.Miwu still didn't notice his loss of appetite.

The hunger strike plan did not go well.Sparta attributed the failure to the fact that the cat food Miwu bought was too delicious.Cats who don't know how to cherish food are not worthy of respect.Sparta found a step for himself, got down smoothly, and decided to launch the second plan.

The second plan is pretty perfect.Sparta thought about his plan carefully, and felt that it was safe and sound, without any flaws, so he couldn't help but secretly proud of himself.In order to reward himself, Sparta licked his hair carefully all over his body, not even letting go of his beard.After licking for a long time, Sparta was finally satisfied with his image, thinking, I am so cute, it is impossible for Miwu not to take the bait.He got up and went upstairs confidently, intending to implement his plan immediately.

Sparta quietly came to Miwu's game room, pushed the door open with a sideways body, and poked his head to observe his humans.Miwu didn't sleep last night, and only slept for a short while in the morning, and now at noon, he started playing games against his black box again.Alas, Dai Mochi said that human beings play games facing the screen, and they can play without running or jumping, just sitting in front of their computers.What kind of game is a game that doesn't run or jump?Not fun at all.

According to Sparta's understanding, human beings have to eat three meals a day. Miwu only drank strange water in the morning and didn't go downstairs at noon, that is to say, he didn't eat at noon.Being so thin and not eating well is really worrying for the cat.In the eyes of cats, no thick fat means thinness, and thinness means hunger, disease and death.Sparta sighed dully, walked into the room lightly, and came to Miwu's feet.He sat upright, stretched out his claws, and hooked the human's trouser legs.

meow.

Xin Qin was distracted and glanced at the raccoon cat under his feet. "What's the matter?" He asked softly, the operation on his fingers kept going, and the keyboard made a clicking sound.

Sparta tilted his head, and suddenly stood up with his legs on the ground, with his two front paws together, swinging back and forth rhythmically, as if he was bowing.This is the new year greeting gesture he learned from Teacher Chiron.No matter, use it in advance.

Qin Qin was stunned, and was punched to death by his opponent.Taking advantage of the time of death review, he bent down, hugged the raccoon cat in his arms, and kissed its round head. "Are you bored? After a few days, when the season is over, I'll take you out to play, okay?" Sparta had never done this pose before.Bowing is generally a movement that cats can only master after special training from their owners.Xin Qin felt a little weird, and wondered where his cihuamao got it.But at this moment, he doesn't have time to do too much research, and it's time for his resurrection.

With the Spartan on his lap, Harding returned his attention to the game.

— My wild instincts tell me, Sparta is coming!

--cat!cat!cat!We want to suck pussy!

——One day without smoking cats is like three autumns.The last time I saw my cake was like ten years ago

After thinking about it hard, I have been busy scoring points recently, so it is rare for Sparta to come forward to live broadcast.While operating the hero in his hand, he took the time to adjust the camera, and then turned on the live video.There was cheering in the live broadcast room.

Originally kissed by Miwu, Sparta thought his plan had succeeded and was about to be proud, but unexpectedly Miwu ignored him again.This made Sparta a little unhappy. He stood up, spun around on the human's thigh, his butt pointed at the mian, his two front paws supported the table, and he straightened his body, blocking the human's sight.Now you can't play it.

Qin Qin tilted his body, walked around behind Sparta, and continued to play.

You're stubborn, Spartan thought.With a light leap, he jumped onto the table, stepping back and forth between Miwu's two claws.His long tail flicked and flicked regularly, and it hit Miwu's face several times.

Hard work was not annoyed, and he raised his arms back and forth in conjunction with Sparta's movements, keeping his fingers on the mouse and keyboard, and successfully completed a point capture.

Chaodan talked to him in the team, "I said sing, your position is a bit coquettish, and the walls are all in S shape."

Qin Qin replied: "My cat is not happy. I am playing games and making trouble."

Scrambled Egg laughed loudly, "Isn't this the classic question of 'Is the game more important or me more'? This is a free proposition!"

—Hahaha do you still need to answer?Of course cats

——Bingbing has a little emotion, and Bingbing is not happy

——Brother, let’s break up and start scoring again

Seeing that Miwu was unmoved by his interference, Sparta was a little discouraged, and sat down on Miwu's wrist.

His hard right hand sank, and he could barely lift the mouse.He quickly glanced at the sullen raccoon cat, and shook his left hand at Sparta, "Big cake, look here." This is a little game between him and Sparta, and Sparta will regard his hand as prey , rushed to play.Sparta looked up and saw that he was really fooled. He got up and rushed over, hugging his hard-working left arm with his four limbs, and opened his mouth as if to bite.But it never really opened its mouth, it just looked fierce, with the tip of its teeth against its wrist, and it even felt a little itchy.Qin Qin pressed Sparta with his arms and let it play around, his hands still glued to the keyboard.

Sparta played with Miwu's arm for a while, and suddenly woke up.Oops, Miwu is really cunning, and actually diverted my attention when I let down my vigilance.This is obviously what I want to do!He let go of his limbs in an instant and meowed angrily.

Harding bent down, and quickly blew on the civet cat's beard.Sparta quickly covered his face with his paws, rolled over and buried his face on the table, his body rolled into a fur ball.Hard work couldn't help laughing out loud.

——Actually...actually stroking cats while earning points...

——Is there such an operation?

——Hahaha Dabing is so stupid

——Even if there is only one tip of the chin, I can still see Sing's beauty, prpr

——Smile so good Su

Sparta lay on the table for a while, flicking the tip of his tail boredly, and suddenly became angry again.Really, always play games!What a fun game!He stood up suddenly, put his head on Miwu's chin, and rubbed his cheek back and forth against his mouth.I'll give you a kiss, stop playing games.

Hardworking remained unmoved, Sparta came to kiss him, and he kissed back, but his eyes were always on the computer screen.

After kissing for a long time, Miwu didn't respond, and Sparta's anger rose higher and higher, and finally broke out.He jumped away with a whoosh, bent his body into a bow shape, pointed his butt and head at the human at the same time, and wagged his tail anxiously.

Miu you hate it!Why don't you come and play with me!Play games all day!What a fun game!Is the game cute!If I don't like you slightly!Have you seen this cup? If I claw it backhand, it will shatter!snort!

Xin Qin looked up and saw his raccoon cat standing on the edge of the table, stretching out a paw, aiming at his water glass. "Don't!" He subconsciously stopped.As soon as the words were finished, the water glass was pushed down with a bang, and half of the water turned over, instantly wet Sparta's paws.Cihuamao exerted strength in its limbs, and jumped up with a thud, its eyes widened, and it stared intently at the water glass that Youzi was rolling on the ground, as if it had been greatly frightened.Hard work couldn't help laughing.

"Scrambled eggs, help me carry it for half a minute." Qin Qin explained to his teammates, and then waved at Lihuamao, "Bingbing, come here, let me show you the claws."

Sparda flicked his wet paws dejectedly, and walked over to his human hesitantly.Meow!He complained to human beings aggrievedly.

"Come on, lift the paw." Xin Qin spread out his palms, waiting for Sparta to put the paw on his hand.The raccoon cat tilted its head, and patted its wet paws in the hardworking palms.He took out a paper towel and helped the cihua cat dry its paws. "Well, well, don't play in the water. Wait until I win two more sets, okay?" After saying that, Xin Qin scratched Sparta's neck and kissed him. "Let's play."

--Oh My God!I am blood type A!Repeat, I have type A blood!I need a medic

——Ahhh Sparta is so cute, she can actually givefive

——I can't help but have a reasonable doubt, in fact, this cat can understand human speech

——Don't trust him, Dabing!There are two situations in which a man can never be trusted: one in bed and one in a game

——The big brother in front sounds like a person with a story

Sparda licked his paw sullenly for a while longer.Looking up, his humans were immersed in the game again.He sighed in distress, jumped off the table dejectedly, walked to the door, and turned to look at Miwu.This time, Miwu didn't look up.Sparta felt a little sad, lowered his head and squeezed out of the door.

As a cat who has already gone to school and learned the basic skills of controlling humans, I really failed.

Sparta jumped onto the sofa in the living room and fell into thinking about life.He collapsed involuntarily, sitting with his back against the sofa cushion, his hind legs crossed, his front paws resting on his belly, and his head hanging down.Teacher Chiron said that this posture is called "cat paralysis", which simulates a failed middle-aged male human being, and it is also an advanced posture for attacking human beings.Once the cat makes this pose, almost no human can resist the urge to take a picture of you.It works better if the fat on your belly is thick enough.For example, the little fat man in their class, who was braised with scallions, once won the No. 1 class assignment by virtue of this posture.

However, Sparta at this moment does not want to use this posture to conquer any human beings.He just felt that this posture was inexplicably comfortable and inexplicably suitable for his current state of mind.

Ah, the time without meow, how boring.

Just then, Sparta heard movement on the balcony.He straightened his head, his ears shook quickly, and quickly identified the source of the sound.

"Is Sparta home?"

Oh, it turned out to be mochi.

Sparta turned over and jumped off the sofa, and trotted a few steps to the floor-to-ceiling windows.Dai Mochi was nestling comfortably on the balcony with his paws in his mouth.The sun is good today, suitable for drying Mao Mao.Sparta put his nose to the cold glass and greeted Mochi. "How did you come?"

"I know your teacher Chiron. We used to be classmates. I chatted with him in the past two days, and he said that you missed class twice without reason. I was thinking about visiting you. What's wrong with you? Sick ?”

Speaking of this Sparta is sad.He also lay down with his body crossed, and told Mochi about his recent troubles.

"Hey, what should I do?" Mochi leisurely licked his beard.

"Isn't this a serious problem?" Sparta meowed anxiously, "Miwu won't play with me anymore. And because of this, I missed class twice. If I come again, I won't be able to graduate."

Mochi was very calm, "It's not a problem. If you want to ask for leave next time, you can let the jay take the lead, just talk to Chiron. I will teach you how to summon the jay later."

Sparta was dumbfounded, "Didn't you say that you can't miss class without reason?"

"You can't do it without a reason, but you can do it if you have a reason." Dai Mochi said lightly, "Anyway, there are many basic courses, you can go online to review and study on your own after class. It doesn't affect or affect you. As long as you can pass the exam, you can graduate smoothly .”

Sparta finally felt relieved.As long as he can graduate and continue his studies smoothly, he won't have such a big worry.

"Let's talk about the problem between you and your humans. This is actually a huge challenge for our cat family." Dai Mochi lowered his voice, raised his chin, and made a deep expression, "No solution, There is no solution. In modern society, there are too many temptations, and human beings are a race with unstable will. It can only be said that we must try our best to compete for human attention. As for success, there is not a single criterion for judging.”

"What do you mean?"

"That is to say, maybe in your opinion, you have lost the favor of humans. But from the perspective of other cats, your humans have actually done a good job. It's just that the standards you use are different from other cats, so You are not satisfied."

Sparta thought for a while, and asked humbly, "So it means that I am too strict with Miwu?"

"It's hard to say, it's hard to say." Dai Moshu shook his head enigmatically.

Sparta hated his hypocritical appearance the most.He yawned, stood up, and didn't intend to continue talking to Dai Mochi.

"Hey, don't go." Dai Mochi anxiously called to Sparta.He went out early today and didn't have any snacks at home, so he is already hungry. "Won't you invite me in to see your home?"

"No plan." Sparta replied naturally.Cats are not a hospitable race.

Dai Mochi pondered for a moment, "Why don't you treat me to something delicious, and I'll tell you how to ease the relationship between you and your human beings."

Sparda stopped.This can be considered. "But I don't know how to open the glass windows of the balcony either."

"You are stupid, I can teach you." Dai Mochi became excited, dancing and jumping up and down to show Sparta how to open the French doors.

The action is not difficult.When Sparta was about to practice, he heard Miwu coming downstairs.He shook his ears, and said to Dai Mochi, "My human is here. Are you still here?"

Dai Mochi stepped on his paw. "Your human looks pretty good. I'll let him invite me in." After that, he licked his fur and carefully adjusted his appearance.

Xin Qin called for the raccoon cat while going downstairs, and when he walked into the living room, he heard Sparta meowing at him in front of the French windows.Hardworking walked over, and unexpectedly found a cat on the balcony, which looked very familiar. "Is it the mochi from the clinic?" Xin Qin squatted down, looked at the big black cat outside the door, and asked.

Dai Moshu meowed in response.

"Did your friend come to see you?" Qin Qin touched Sparta's head and hugged it.At the same time, he opened the floor-to-ceiling windows and let the big black cat in.

"Excuse me!" Dai Mochi said while rubbing his paws on the doormat, and then walked in gracefully.

Xin Qin thought the black cat was funny, so he put Sparta down and let the two of them play in the living room. "I'll bring you food. Sparta greets the guests well."

"Your human being asked you to treat me well." Dai Mochi bumped Sparta with his waist, "He must also like me very much."

Sparta avoided it quickly, turned sideways, and looked at Dai Mochi steadfastly, "I'm good at fighting, do you want to try it?"

I worked hard to call Dr. Dai in the clinic, and made sure that Dai Mochi can go out by himself and there is no taboo, so I put my mind at ease, prepared some snacks, and took them to the living room.

For some reason, Dai Mochi, a big black cat that was originally very energetic, was lying listlessly on the carpet at the moment.And Sparda proudly licked his paws.

Qin Qin walked over, sat down cross-legged, hugged Sparta in his arms, and then fed them snacks one by one.

Dai Mochi meowed and laughed, chewing while not forgetting to talk to Sparta. "Actually, I think your humans are very kind to you. Didn't you say that he has been ignoring you these days?"

Sparta tilted his head, also a little confused. "Maybe my trouble at noon played a role."

"Hey, maybe you are too demanding. Do you know that most cats and humans are not at home during the day, they have to go out to work, we cats can only play at home by ourselves. Your humans can always be with you , has been very rare.”

"Is that so?" Sparta wondered, "Won't those cats be bored during the day?"

"Yes." Dai Mochi happily chewed a piece of freeze-dried beef with a good taste, "So in order to keep each other company, many humans raise more than two cats, so that they can have cats by themselves during the day. played."

Suddenly aware of this problem, Sparta was so shocked that he even forgot his favorite snacks.He looked at Dai Mochi and opened his mouth in a daze, looking very silly.Human beings, unexpectedly, can share.

Sparta, who was hit by this cognition, lost his appetite in an instant.He turned around and got into Miwu's arms.Although meow can also have bad habits, but I don't want to share my meow with other cats, meow can only belong to my cat.

There was still a small piece of snack in his hand, and he touched Sparta's back strangely. "What's wrong?"

Dai Mochi took the opportunity to obsequiously rub the back of Hardworking's hand, and ate up the snacks that belonged to Sparta.

That night, when Xin Qin started the live broadcast of the game again, the fans were surprised to find that there was a cat growing on Sing's chest.

Yes, it literally means growing a cat.

Work hard in a zip-up hoodie.Sparta got in from under the hem of the clothes, lying on his belly against his hard-working chest, squeezing the clothes until his head popped out from the zipper opening, fluffy like a ball.

Sparda turned his round head, looked around nervously, and meowed at the camera.

Hey, anonymous cats, if you're watching this video, we've agreed.This human being, mine!No one is allowed to come to my house!I fight really hard!

Did you hear me?