The Cat's Inheritance

Sparta fought to fame again.

This time, he not only made a name for himself in the community, but also became popular because of the snake teasing video circulating on the Internet, and even made local news.The video of Dragon and Tiger Fighting was first edited by the marketing account and spread, and then it was dug up by enthusiastic fans and publicized everywhere.As a result, when Xin Qin woke up, he unexpectedly found that his Weibo followers had soared to nearly 50 in an instant.

——Sparta is too handsome

——Sing God's real person appeared on the scene, so handsome

——This incident tells us that only handsome people can raise a handsome cat. This is called the law of conservation of handsomeness

——It can be said that I really want to marry

However, even as a celebrity cat, Sparta still has to face the fate of losing weight and starving.In order to fight for his own right to eat, Sparta tried various methods. It can be said that he really applied the knowledge acquired in the classroom.Almost every day he would praise Miwu for a drama, sell his fur belly, and even hug Miwu like a kitten and act like a baby.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work at all!

Why is this so?Judging from Miwu's performance, he obviously likes me very much.Sparta was puzzled.

In addition to the troubles in life, junior high school students also have academic worries.Of course, his days in middle school were much better than those in elementary school.It may be that after studying for a long time, I will naturally sum up an efficient learning method that suits me. Sparta has never prepared for the exam with fear, and generally passes the large and small in-class tests.Although the level of passing is not high, flying at low altitude is also flying, and it can even be said that advanced skills of point control are more needed.In this regard, Sparta is basically satisfied with his own learning situation.

The happiest thing is that Sparta has acquired some really useful knowledge through study.For example, in the human mood physiotherapy class, Sparta learned to judge the human mood through the sound of human beings, facial expressions, and actions, so as to choose the appropriate way to let human beings relax again.The most useful trick he learned was meow meow massage. In fact, the essentials of the movement are very simple, just like when he stepped on his mother's breast with his claws when he was a child, he gently stepped on the shoulders and necks of humans, or other convenient parts.Sparta once took advantage of Miwu to play a game, and gave him a set of massage exercises seriously. Miwu was so touched that he hugged and kissed him, which was really fun.

Cat language is also quite interesting.Sparta was illiterate before, and cat characters were as meaningless to him as human characters.After half a semester of Chinese courses, he has basically mastered cat characters.Modern cat characters are innovatively developed on the basis of modern human characters. They are easy to understand and easy to grasp.For cats who can access the Internet at any time, text can be output by stepping on the keyboard.One of the benefits of cat text is that, to humans, cats are just guessing on the keyboard and typing gibberish characters inadvertently.As everyone knows, the cats have conveyed a lot of essential content in these seemingly garbled characters.They even set up the World Cat Forum, which can be accessed by entering a specific path to connect to the Internet.The web pages are only friendly to cats. Even if a human accidentally logs in, it will be confused, mistakenly thinking that it is a malicious web page invaded by a virus, and will leave quickly.With this little trick, cats have gained a place in the vast digital network of humans.

Of course, cat language is also difficult.For Sparta, the hardest part was the literal translation.Due to the limited characters that can be used in cat text input and the many meanings that need to be conveyed, translating from text to everyday spoken language is a time-consuming task that requires extremely high language talent.Sparta still remembered that Wang Xiucai in their town used to be a very powerful cat translator.And Sparta, who lacks this part of talent, inevitably stutters when doing conversion and translation work, barely reaching the passing line.

Spartans were mainly concerned with more specific subjects.The first thing that bears the brunt is the dance class.Sparta originally chose to dance, and his original intention was to make Miwu happy.After class, he found that cat dancing was much more difficult than he had imagined.Let’s just talk about belly dancing, which requires the cat to stand upright and constantly exchange the center of gravity of the legs, so as to achieve the purpose of twisting the waist.This basic action should be held for at least 15 seconds.Every time Sparta practiced to the point where he almost lost his strength, he couldn't even shake his tail.At this time, he regretted his course selection decision.For example, singing is better than learning to dance.The little fat guy in the onion buns chose vocal music. It is said that he has learned quite well. Halfway through the semester, he has already learned the song of meow.Scallion Bun also secretly told Sparta that he really likes to sing, and that he plans to study music and take the route of death metal if he can be admitted to university in the future.

Death metal is something new, and Sparta doesn't know it.But triumphantly and even overnight, he found the scallion bun stew that Maosheng was after, which made him feel a little unbalanced.However, after hearing that the balls stewed with green onions were gone, Sparta was still somewhat happy.

Alas, if I knew it earlier, I would have learned vocal music.In this way, the next time Miwu sings, I can still make a sound.what can i do nowIs it a backup dancer?

Siba slumped on the sofa clutching his soft belly, falling into tangled thoughts.

Another subject that troubled him was catching mice.This is really ridiculous to say, how could a raccoon cat be caught by a mouse?But the strange thing is that this class is not difficult. Every day in class, the teacher still doesn't see the cat, so he just leaves the cat in the class to figure it out by himself.After playing a few lessons, Sparta began to panic.After all, he is an adult cat, different from those cat boys who can only laugh and laugh, and his thinking is more complicated.He secretly guessed that maybe this class just doesn't look at the usual performance, and there will be a key exam at the end of the semester, which can be life-or-death.This is much more difficult than a normal course with regular homework and quizzes. There are too many uncertainties, and you will fail the course if you are not careful.Although as an elective course, catching mice does not affect the exams of other main subjects, but its score will affect the comprehensive evaluation.

Sparta was nervous for a while, but came to no conclusion.Even Dai Mochi didn't know what was going on. After all, when he was in school, there was no such useless subject as catching mice.

"Now the courses are becoming more and more abundant, focusing on comprehensive quality and interest development. But after all, the teaching resources are limited, and every class cannot be wonderful." Dai Mochi told Sparta, "So don't worry, even if Final exams are hard, but are you still afraid of the rat-catching test?"

I have to say that Dai Mochi is very comforting.Sparta dare not say anything else, but hunting has always been his proud specialty.Let’s just say a few days ago, he even beat a snake. If he brought it home, he could eat several meals and feed it to Miwu.

Alas, the thought of that snake made Sparta sulk.Miwu, really, why did you give the snake to other humans?Could it be that those humans are bullying him?Hey, I'm so angry, if only I didn't compromise so easily at that time.Miwu has never tasted the fresh snake meat he caught.

Thinking of Miwu, Sparta couldn't sit still anymore, wandered around the house, and finally found his human in the bedroom.Miwu is lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone.Sparta stretched his limbs, jumped onto the bed, and stepped on Miwu's chest.

"Baibing, do you know how much you weigh now?" Xin Qin said, turning over and reaching out to grab Sparta between his arms, keeping his eyes on the phone.

Miu, what are you doing?Sparta moved curiously to the screen of the human's mobile phone.The screen of a mobile phone is much smaller than that of a tablet, and it looks a little difficult.But Sparta soon realized that there was himself in Miwu's phone, ah, it was me!Well, and the snake that didn't eat its mouth.

Qin Qin rubbed his chin against the top of Sparta's head, tapped the raccoon cat on the screen, and spoke softly to Sparta: "Look, this is you. Someone recorded the process of you fighting with the snake, Put it on the Internet. They all praise you for being powerful and good-looking."

Sparta tilted his head, watching the video of himself beating the snake with relish.I'm so cute!Sparta stretched out his claws, tapped the phone screen, and paused the video.Well, take a look at my thick back.Alas, it's a pity that I was so busy thinking about eating snake meat that I didn't notice the camera.This angle is not enough for the camera. If my face can be turned sideways, it will look better. After all, I have a beautiful and straight nose.While sighing, Sparta stretched out his paw and slapped the screen to continue playing the video, and then paused and started to make self-evaluation after a while.This is all the theoretical knowledge learned in the photography class. Sure enough, there is still a lot of room for improvement in practical application.

Qin Gong looked at it amusedly, thinking that Sparta was playing.He reached out and took out his second mobile phone, recorded the process of Sparta watching the video of his fight against the piebald snake, and posted it on Weibo, with the text: Seriously review the match, a dedicated Sanda champion.

——Oh my god, this cat has become a spirit, and it will pause by itself? !

——Maybe it is the spirit of success before the founding of the People's Republic of China

——A snake that just woke up from hibernation, met a snake and had a nightmare [Candle]

——This perfect big face plate, take a sip

Sparta parked and parked, finally fully appreciating his heroic appearance.He pushed away Miwu's cell phone with his paw, and looked up at his human being.Miu, I'm bored, let's go out and play.If there are still snakes this time, if I catch them, I can’t give them to other humans. We agreed.

Since Sparta tamed the vicious dogs and snakes, it has almost become a household name in the community.He is one of the few civet cats raised by the residents, and the only cat that can go out to sneak around humans. He has a large face and scarred eyes, and he is immediately recognized by people when he walks on the road.Someone asked for a group photo, and someone asked to pinch their faces.Sparta fled with difficulty and his humans.

After walking for a while, Xinqin hugged Sparta and sat on a stone chair to rest, which happened to be that pear tree again.It was March, a tree with white flowers.Sparta seemed to like this pear tree very much. Every time he passed by for a walk, he would run to the stump, rub against it, and smell it, just like meeting an old friend.

Touching the fur ball in his arms diligently, his mind drifted away.He thought, where was Sparta before he met him?What kind of situation do you have?Is it carefree every day?

Sparta licked his fur quietly, and licked Miwu's fingers by the way.

One person, one cat, was idly spending the spring time, when a lively team broke into their world suddenly.The team consists of one person and two dogs.On the leash was a young girl with short hair, a white schnauzer and a light husky.The husky looked small, and caught up with the embarrassing period again. He looked like he was bald, wearing a pink fluffy vest.It is just at the age of lively and active, whining and barking non-stop, seeing Sparta is even more joyful, and its owner can hardly hold it anymore.The other schnauzer was very calm. Seeing its owner stop, it sat down quietly without looking sideways.

Gong Gong recognized the dog owner, she was the lady who wanted to send the Spartan pennant before.Obviously the other party also recognized him and greeted him warmly. "Hello! This is Sparta, so cute!" She greeted Sparta with a smile, kicked the husky when she turned around, and shouted loudly, "Zhang Tiejun, sit down for me!"

The husky named Zhang Tiejun whimpered, bent down unwillingly, with his front paws resting on his mouth, his eyes were looking straight up, revealing most of the whites of his eyes, he looked a bit pitiful and Kind of stupid.

The dog owner smiled at Xinqin embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I'm too old. Hey, I forgot to introduce myself before. My name is Zhang Yi, what's your name?"

"Hard work."

The two had formally greeted each other.Zhang's affection for Sparta was overwhelming. When he saw it, he called it cute and always wanted to reach out and touch Sparta.Seeing the master's excitement, Zhang Tiejun also began to shake his head and tail, eating and drinking, wanting to join him.It's a pity that Sparta always raised his paws, as if no strangers should enter, and he was even more merciless when dealing with huskies, and he just hit him with his paws.

Hardworking hurriedly hugged Sparta tightly and closed its paws.Sparda meowed unhappily.He bowed his head softly to appease it.

Seeing Sparta so obedient in Xin Qin's arms, Zhang Yi felt itchy and envious. "Oh, it's better to keep a cat. I wanted to raise one too, just this bastard." She glanced at Zhang Tiejun complainingly, "It's too skinny. I'm afraid it will hurt the kitten. I'd better wait for the bastard to grow up." Let's talk later."

Xin Qin said: "Huskies are also quite cute."

Zhang Yi looked disgusted, "What's so cute, a piece of mental pollution. If it wasn't for a friend who gave it to me, I would have already had a drink." Despite what she said, she rubbed the husky's head lovingly, in exchange for A passionate kick.

While the humans were talking, Sparta, nestled in Miwu's arms, yawned.That stupid dog shouldn't pose any threat to Miwu, so why don't you take the opportunity to catch up on sleep.Just as he was thinking, he suddenly heard someone calling his name.Sparda opened his eyes and glanced down.

It was the schnauzer.

Schnauzer named Zhang Jianguo, is a five-year-old black and white male dog, with two big ears, neatly trimmed hair, wearing a blue fluffy vest, looks very energetic.His eyes and fur are almost one, but Spartan can still feel the schnauzer's eyes.

Sparta breathed a sigh of relief and asked in confusion, "Who are you? How do you know my name?"

Zhang Jianguo seemed a little embarrassed and shook his ears. "I am your teacher."

Huh?Sparta suddenly became energetic, straightened his body, and looked back and forth at the schnauzer with a suspicious expression on his face.What teacher?

Zhang Jianguo was even more embarrassed, and reminded: "I am the teacher of your class on catching mice."

Spartan is bad for the whole cat.What?The subject of cat catching mice was taught by another dog!

Zhang Jianguo stammered and began to explain.Although the language between cats and dogs is not clear, simple communication with each other is still possible, but more in-depth conversations are impossible.Fortunately, Zhang Jianguo's Maopu was not bad, which convinced Sparta to what he said.But the dog teaching the cat to catch the mouse is simply a strange story in the world, which is unheard of.

Zhang Jianguo was not that surprised. "Actually, the Schnauzer is also a working dog. We used to catch mice for humans."

Sparta scoffed at this.

"Well, actually, it's because your cat education is developing too fast, and the teaching staff is not large enough. Many courses can't find teachers to teach, so many foreign teachers are invited to support. Not only me, but also many cats Classes are also taught by dogs, some even birds. It’s no surprise.”

Sparta is exhausted, so the education of cats has become so severe!No wonder the teacher didn't show up from the beginning to the end of the mouse catching class.Thinking of this, Sparta felt very unwilling. A teacher who doesn't need to show his face is too easy to be.Sparta showed obvious doubts about Zhang Jianguo's teaching level.

Zhang Jianjun took a sneak peek at his humans, but found nothing unusual, and then turned to talk to Sparta again. "Oh, actually, I'm not particularly faceless. It's just that many cats are very proud. If they find out that the teacher who teaches the course is a dog, they will be devastated. So I fly to the last resort, such as catching mice. Course, if we can’t show up, we won’t show up. Anyway, you don’t need to teach, you can catch mice yourself. To be honest, most of the cats who take this course are good at catching mice, or even masters at catching mice. It’s only for the sake of earning points. It doesn’t really matter who will teach you.”

This sentence hits Sparta's sore spot.His eyes wandered, pretending to be indifferent, and said: "Of course, we don't need to learn at all. Forget it, anyway, as long as it doesn't affect my graduation, whoever will teach him."

At this time, the husky who hated cats squeezed over, huffed and said awkward cats. "Learn and learn! Tiejun also learns!"

Zhang Jianguo lovingly beat Husky on the head with his paw, "Well, yes, you have to study hard." Seeing that Sparta was curious, he explained, "Just like cats, we dogs also have our own education mechanism. But different from your modern teaching, most of us are taught at home. As a foreign language, Maopu is very popular among dogs. Tie Jun likes it very much, and decided on Maopu as the first course selection. Although he It’s not a particularly fast learner, but it works hard.”

Sparta laughed to himself, you're so stupid, I guess you won't be able to learn from your appearance.

Zhang Tiejun didn't realize it, he still wagged his tail frantically, trying to invite Sparta to come down to play.Sparta dismissed his invitation, turned around and buried his head in Miwu's arms.

When Zhang Yi saw Sparta's move, he sighed enviously, quickly took out his mobile phone, and took a few photos of Sparta.After the filming was not enough, taking advantage of the back of Sparta's head facing her, he quickly reached out and touched Sparta's back.The plush is so soft and comfortable, it feels completely different from dog fur!Zhang Yixin was melted, opened the bag, and must find a meeting gift for Sparta, and she really found it.She took out a white plush rabbit toy from her bag, waved it in her hand, and said to Sparta, "Look, Sparta, this is a rabbit! Is it fun? Do you want it? "

Xin Qin coughed twice, because he was holding Sparta, facing Zhang Yi who was like a child, Xin Qin was a little embarrassed.When he spoke to Sparta, he rarely used this tone.But for people who like cats and dogs, talking to pets in a childish tone is nothing more than a natural thing.

Seeing the cold Sparta, he didn't even glance at himself, he pouted his mouth, a little frustrated, turned his head and stuffed the rabbit to Qin Qin. "Give this to Sparta. It's a pet toy, and it's new. Erhuo and Jianguo haven't bitten it, and there's no saliva. Don't worry."

Hard to laugh or cry, Dai Sparta accepted.

Don't look at Sparta's disgust at the moment, and don't even look at it.When Zhang Yi left with the two dogs, he immediately threw the plush rabbit down, took it as prey, grabbed it viciously a few times, bit the rabbit by the throat, and picked it up.

The plush rabbit is quite big, about the size of Sparta's two heads, almost blocking its view.Fortunately, the rabbit is quite light, and it is not uncomfortable for Sparta to hold it in his mouth.Probably because he really likes it, but he refuses to let go after he picks it up.Hard work let it go.Just watching a ball of fluffy with a ball of fluffy in its mouth, smugly wagging its tail and walking home all the way, it is really unbearable to laugh.Hardworking also recorded the appearance of Sparta holding a plush rabbit, and posted it on Weibo, with the text: The king snatched a Mrs. Yazhai [rabbit], happy.

——What a good day today!Actually double update!

——Hahahaha God damn Mrs. Yazhai!Who is Mrs. Yazhai, do you have no idea?

——Cute my cake! !

——The blood bar is empty

When I got home, Xin Qin refreshed Weibo and found that the number of fans had exceeded 50.In order to celebrate the number of his fans reaching 50 million, under the strong request of countless fans, he worked hard to record a thank you video and achieved the achievement of three updates a day.

"Dear viewers, good morning, good noon, and good evening. As a cute pet blogger who has become a monk halfway, today's video is to return to work and teach everyone how to raise a cat like Sparta. Because it is Practical teaching video, please take notes in advance." As a bonus, Xin Qin didn't wear a mask to appear on the scene this time, wearing simple casual clothes, standing in front of the camera, and explaining solemnly.

"Of course, don't be nervous, because the steps are very simple, there is only one step: first, you have to own a Spartan. How to own it? A simple summon is enough." After Xin Qin finished speaking, he yelled towards the door of the room, "Sparta—"

There was a vague knocking sound at the door.After a while, a fluffy round head squeezed in through the crack of the door.Sparta tilted his head, staring at Qinqin suspiciously.

Miu, what are you calling me for?

"Pie cake, come here."

Sparta opened his eyes wide, still looking at Qin Qin, standing still.

"Wife cake? Come here."

Sparta was quiet for a moment, then suddenly meowed and shrank back.After a while, it came in through the crack of the door with the plush rabbit in its mouth, trotted all the way, quickly ran to the front of Xin Qin, jumped into his arms, and put the plush rabbit in the palm of Qin Qin.

Miu, what are you calling me for?Gulu Gulu.

"Okay, that's the end of today's teaching video. Isn't it very simple, including teaching and meeting? If you are interested, hurry up and practice. The next program will teach you some practical tips for raising cats. See you there .”

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——Great liar, take it off in anger! ! !