Laughing at Chang'an

Early in the morning, Geng Yan was woken up by the fingers sticking into his buttocks. He turned to look at Li Shen behind him with wide awake eyes, but saw the latter yawning and pushing his buttocks, coaxing softly: "Good boy, Get up and give me some fuck."

It was said a few times, but actually it was dozens of times. Li Shen rubbed his sleepy eyes and went to the bathroom to take a cold shower. He came out refreshed, changed his clothes and went out.Geng Yan clutched his waist and was left with a tooth mark on his face, he was almost amused.

As soon as he arrived at the temporary staff headquarters in the west of the city, Li Shen was told by Bu Shi that Wang Ziyun had woken up.He hesitated for a while, and went straight to Chang'an No. [-] Hospital. Although going at this time would probably disturb Huang Sha and Wang Ziyun's enjoyment of their time together, it was unreasonable, and he had to go and see Wang Ziyun.

After asking Wang Ziyun's current ward number at the front desk, Li Shen took the fruit basket and bouquet bought on the way to the ward and took the elevator upstairs.As soon as he stepped out of the elevator, he heard Wang Ziyun's angry roar from a distance——

"roll!"

……what's the situation.

Li Shen staggered, and stopped silently in the elevator room. After a while, he poked his head out like a thief.I saw Huang Sha's tall figure standing a little hunched outside a ward at the moment, holding an insulated bucket in his hand, and was so scolded by Wang Ziyun that he couldn't lift his head.

"Pity me!? Pity me!? Do I need it? So what if I lose my legs? Can I rely on you to support me?"

Li Shen said silently, I'll go, and lit a piece of wax for Huang Sha in his heart. This woman is indeed too cruel, and he could have a myocardial infarction in minutes.I saw Huangsha outside the door trying to talk with a smile on his face, when a vase flew out from inside and hit him right in the face.

It shattered into pieces.

Li Shen looked at his little heart trembling, and heard Wang Ziyun's cold and mocking voice from inside: "Don't tell me that you love me, is your face worthy? Don't you know that I only like beauties? "

Crit, this is definitely a crit, Li Shen had the illusion that Huang Sha shrank at that moment, the majestic man, suddenly felt wronged like a little girl.Huang Sha, whose face was smashed with a vase, wiped the water from his face, and said in a low voice, but still full of tenderness and caution, "Then you rest, I will come to see you tomorrow."

"Get out! Don't come again!"

Seeing that Huang Sha was about to turn around, Li Shen quickly retracted his head, and hastily pressed the elevator to escape.This scene was too embarrassing, and he didn't want to embarrass Huang Sha, but the elevator stopped on the lower floor.Li Shen listened anxiously to the sound of Huang Sha's approaching footsteps, and looked at the number on the elevator display that finally started to jump to this floor. There was a ding sound, and the elevator opened, but Huang Sha's figure also appeared at the door of the elevator room. .

"Yo, Master Huang, are you here too?"

Li Shen was standing in the elevator with a fruit basket and bouquet, raised his eyebrows and looked at Huang Sha, Shi Shiran came out from inside and said.Huang Sha nodded silently, brushed past him, and walked into the elevator.

The elevator doors closed.

Li Shen stood in the elevator room for a while, threw the fruit basket and bouquet in his hand into the trash can on one side, and went downstairs through the fire exit on the other side.

Back at the staff headquarters, Bu Shi was arguing with Li Mubai whether to fight the northern line or the southern line first. Li Shen found that the two seemed to be born at odds, and had to quarrel if they didn't have three sentences.But he was too lazy to be a peacemaker, so he picked up the battle report from the front line on the desktop and sat aside to read it.But when Bu Shi saw him coming back, he pulled his head out of the dispute and asked, "How is Wang Ziyun?"

"It's pretty good." Li Shen said without raising his head, "People are strong, so don't worry about it... Send a few people to guard that floor these two days, don't let people see her."

There was nothing wrong with the first half of the sentence, but Yi Bu Shi's IQ couldn't understand the second half. Even Li Mubai looked sideways at Li Shen, with doubts written in his eyes.

"Why are you looking at me? Keep her safe." Li Shen finally raised his head with a calm face, being watched by the two people, "She is weak at the moment, so beware of being plotted against by others, just to be on the safe side, except Other than Huangsha, no one else should go."

Bu Shi finally understood, and raised the corner of his mouth and said, "You still have the heart to be a matchmaker?"

Li Shen shrugged his shoulders, and said with a look of deep experience: "Creating a sense of loneliness, this is a good time to take advantage of it. Our Huang Ye is a big man, so you can bear to watch him be a bachelor for a lifetime?"

"You bachelor still have the nerve to talk about others?" Bu Shi disdainfully said, but Li Mubai next to him changed his face slightly, glanced at Li Shen indifferently, and said coolly: "You know what a fart, he is not a bachelor, he is clearly a beast. "

Li Shen shook the information page on his hands, looked at Li Mubai with a half-smile, and said leisurely: "That's called fun, do you understand?"

Li Mubai sneered and remained silent. Originally, he wanted to dig out something from the mouths of Yi Pu and Di Wu, two obviously important people. In the end, Li Shen threw him two corpses. If the other party hadn't taken the initiative to kill the list He really wanted to talk to the other party about the difference between private affairs and business affairs and the order of handling them.

At noon, the adjutant got an emergency communicator from somewhere, and made a phone call to the staff, telling Li Shen that there were guests at home.Now the emergency line is manually operated, and the adjutant is worried that no one will monitor it, so the words are very vague, but Li Shen still understands.

Li Shen hung up the phone and drove home without saying a word.

In the courtyard of Li Mansion on Gubai Road, the adjutant set up a bamboo mat, took out a large pot, and lit a charcoal fire to add various condiments to the pot.Sitting next to him were two tower-like giants, one big and one small. One arm alone was as thick as the adjutant's entire body. The bigger one stroked his braided beard, and patted the adjutant's back with his palm like a cattail fan. He laughed loudly and said, "My gluttonous stomach is about to be hooked out! Brother Bao's skills are really good, hahaha!"

The adjutant almost slapped him into the pot, staggered and managed to stand still, rolled his eyes angrily and said: "You are strong, can you do it lightly with your hands? And let me tell you, don't try to steal it!" , we have to wait for Grandpa to come back before we can eat!"

The giant man's heroic laughter resounded through the courtyard, and Li Shen, who had just stepped into the courtyard gate, also laughed when he heard it, and shouted: "Ur!"

The giant man stood up suddenly, despite his burly body, his movements were not slow at all, and he was extremely light.The moment he stood up, his entire body was revealed, which was truly terrifying.He was three meters tall, as wide as a door panel, with messy blue hair hanging all over his head, and the two canine teeth exposed on his lower lip were extremely sharp, looking like a human-shaped beast.

He walked up to Li Shen with brisk steps, and the two embraced firmly, slapped each other's backs, and then looked at each other and laughed.

"Just to send a letter, why did you come here in person?" Li Shen and the giant man walked to the table set up in the courtyard, glanced at the little giant man who was standing a little cautiously by the table, and asked with a smile, "You son?"

"The eldest son, Fang Dan, is fourteen this year." The giant man patted his son on the shoulder and urged, "This is the leader you want to see every day, so hurry up and say hello."

The little giant hurriedly knelt down on one knee towards Li Shen, and said respectfully, "I have met you, sir."

"Get up, don't be so restrained, sit down." Li Shen reached out and pulled the little giant from the ground, calling everyone to sit down by the pot. The big and small giants were none other than Li Shen's notorious Ur, the de facto administrator of the famous Argonauts, and his son Fontaine.This time, Wu Er took the opportunity of sending a reply letter to Li Shen, and came to Chang'an to visit Li Shen in person.

"This incident is a near-death incident. If there are those in the group who don't want to take risks, give them a severance package and let them go." Li Shen confessed, "Choutri's life is too comfortable, your bones haven't rusted, have you?"

Ur laughed, obviously he had a bold face, but this smile was indescribably sinister, he said with a smile: "Joining Argo, there is no reason to go out so easily, boss, you don't have to worry about this matter I, Ur, can still handle it... I didn’t pay attention to whether those bastards had rust or not, but the smell of blood on your body, boss, I can smell it through the courtyard gate.”

Li Shen smiled noncommittally, stopped talking about business, turned his head to look at the little giant Fang Dan who had been sneaking glances at him, grinned, and asked, "Boy, why are you staring at me? flowers?"

Fang Dan was startled, and almost stood up in shock. His father glared at him before he sat down, pouted his mouth and said hesitantly: "I, I didn't see anything, I just didn't expect you, sir, to be... so thin .”

The adjutant who was holding the Li Shen bowl with the vegetables beside him let out a snort, and almost sprayed his saliva into Li Shen's bowl. He turned his head with difficulty. This was the first time he heard someone say that he was thin in front of Li Shen. Thin is fine, weak?The adjutant wanted to shoot the ground.

Li Shen was stunned for a moment, then pointed to Wuer beside him, and said seriously: "I can knock down twenty of them with one hand, do you believe it or not?"

Ur's face was a little ugly, and it didn't matter if he changed the occasion, but after all, this was in front of his son, and he wanted to have the face of an old man.Seeing that Fang Dan was still a little bit incredulous and wanted to question, Ur had no doubt that if his son really asked, Li Shen would beat him up on the spot to prove it, and it would be a real embarrassment.So he hastily coughed twice, and changed the topic: "Ahem, boss, you said you are too old, and there is not even a mistress in this family. Although Brother Bao is capable, there are always some things he can't do... ...Brother Bao, don't stare at me, just say you can have children? Boss, it's okay to be single all the time, you still have to find someone to settle down..."

Li Shen raised his eyelids after a long speech was read by him. After a while, he turned his head and told the adjutant, "A Bao, go and ask Geng Yan to come over for dinner."

Ur blinked in surprise, showing curiosity, and asked in a low voice, "So there is?"

"You have a bad temper, remember to hold the door with your mouth later." Li Shen squinted at him, and also ordered in a low voice.

Less than 10 minutes later, the adjutant walked back together with Geng Yan who was wearing home clothes. Ever since he saw Geng Yan appearing, the giant man Wu Er suddenly widened his eyes and pursed his lips tightly.Geng Yan came over and sat down cross-legged beside Li Shen, his eyes swept around the table, and finally fixed on the strange-looking Ur's face, nodded and smiled at him politely.

Ur suddenly let out a sigh of relief, and said to Li Shen without warning: "Boss, I am convinced, this is not a human, it is clearly an evil ghost crawling out of hell."

The atmosphere stagnated during the meeting. Although Geng Yan was not clear about the situation, he also heard that Ur was talking about him, and frowned imperceptibly.Li Shen coughed dryly, and explained to him: "He is praising you."

Geng Yan didn't understand, so he raised his eyebrows.

"Ur is not only the leader of his clan, but also a great wizard." Li Shen explained as simply as possible, "He can see things that ordinary people can't see. What I said just now is to praise you for being unusual."

Geng Yan is such a character, I believe he is a ghost, but I will not be angry about such a trivial matter, let alone show it on my face. Hearing this, he smiled and said to Wu Er: "I have heard of the skills of some tribal great wizards. , It’s amazing, I never expected to see someone here today, it’s a great honor for Geng.”

Li Shen interjected with a smile: "Let me introduce, this is my wife Geng Yan, and this is my brother Uer." He looked at Geng Yan while talking, "It was Ur who made a fuss to see you, so I am Invite you out, if you are not feeling well, you must tell me, don't hold on."

Geng Yan narrowed his eyes dangerously when he heard the word 'neizi', but when Li Shen turned his head to talk to him, he smiled slightly, and stretched out his hand to shake Wu'er with a gentle face.

"That's Ur's eldest son, Fontaine." Li Shen continued to introduce.

Geng Yan nodded to the timid giant boy with a smile, so that everyone at the table knew each other.When the adjutant opened the wine jar and filled everyone's bowls, Ur laughed boldly and asked everyone to make a bowl for today's rare gathering.

"Uh." Li Shen showed a look of embarrassment, and there was no one to worry about, so he said directly, "I have something to do this afternoon..."

Ur put down the bowl in a bit of disappointment, but he wasn't really angry, and complained in the tone of a true close friend: "Oh, boss, I didn't say that you are good at everything, except that you can't drink, even my three Even my nephew who is [-] years old is better than you."

Li Shen was speechless after being complained about, and the atmosphere was a bit dull. Geng Yan, who was sitting next to him, smiled, raised his wine bowl, and said to Wu Er: "U Er? You are Li Shen's brother, I will directly I'm calling your name, okay?"

"Just call me, the leader recognized me as a brother after looking at me high, so don't be polite to me. And to be honest, I didn't expect you to be such a person, and only you are such a person, It is worthy of our leader."

Ur said earnestly, raised the wine bowl to Geng Yan, and said loudly: "Big... what, I respect you!"

When he was about to blurt out the words "sister-in-law", he was swept away by Geng Yan's ice-blue eyes, and subconsciously swallowed the last half of the word. Geng Yan touched the bowl with him with a smile, raised his head and gulped it down .

After drinking a bowl of wine, Geng Yan picked up the wine jar to fill each other up, raised the wine bowl again, and said, "Brother Wuer, you were the one who respected me just now, now I will respect you, come on!"

So another bowl.

Li Shen finally felt something, and saw Geng Yan filled up the wine again, and said to Wuer: "A good friend wants to drink three bowls in a row. This is the third bowl. Come!"

The adjutant secretly poked Li Shen and winked at him. Li Shen was not a fool, so he naturally saw that Geng Yan had taken the initiative to find Urgan.Ur is not a fool over there, but there is no reason not to drink when there is a toast, not to mention that he was also aroused by Geng Yan, so Geng Yan and Ur put together wine as you like.

Bowl after bowl.

The prepared three altars of wine soon bottomed out, and the adjutant was urged to go to the warehouse to get the wine. Here, Geng Yan and Uer had already developed a relationship. Haha smiled and you praised me, and I will give you a basket, Li Shen Watching from the side with a cigarette in his mouth, he felt a little uncomfortable.

But Geng Yan obviously did it because of Ur's complaints about his drinking, and he was doing it for him, so no matter how upset he was, he could only watch obediently.

When the three jars of wine newly brought by the adjutant had also bottomed out, the two people who fought were clearly unable to do so, but they were still holding on, so they had to wait for one side to fall first.Seeing Geng Yan's pale face but sweating profusely, Li Shen felt an inexplicable anger in his heart. He reached out to stop the wine bowl that Wuer offered, and said coldly: "Okay, don't drink anymore, you have to spell it out." Are you going to compete?"

Wu'er was already too drunk at this time, and waved his hand indifferently to Li Shenlai to stop him, and said vaguely: "It's none of your business, don't worry about it, come on, brother Geng, drink again..."

Li Shenkuang kicked the cauldron flying from the charcoal stove, and the cauldron slammed into the wall in the distance, punching a big hole in the wall.During the banquet, everyone froze in place. Little Fontaine, who also drank a lot, looked at Li Shen who had lost his temper, and was so stimulated by the other party's evil spirit that his whole body trembled into a sieve. Ur, who was holding the wine bowl, dragged him from the table, threw it on Little Fontaine, and said angrily: "Drag this drunk back to sleep, Ah Bao, and lead them to the room."

After finishing speaking, he squatted down, hugged Geng Yan with his legs bent, and whispered a little complaining: "Why are you betting on him, he is just a bastard who can't talk, isn't it uncomfortable? Wait, I will let Ah Bao Get you a bowl of hangover soup, drink it before going to bed."

Geng Yan smiled, grabbed his neck and leaned over to kiss him, the smell of alcohol in his mouth made Li Shen dizzy.Li Shen held Geng Yan in his arms, and after walking a few steps, he realized that something was wrong. He touched the other's back with his hand, and found that the clothes were all wet and light in color, so he didn't see it.It just so happened that a ray of sunlight hit Geng Yan's face from behind him, and he felt the other person's body tremble slightly in his arms, and turned his head away to hide his face in his arms.

Li Shen, who finally remembered what he forgot, had a buzz in his head, then strode back to the backyard, and carried Geng Yan into the other party's opaque room.Geng Yan, who had returned to the darkness, was obviously relieved, Li Shen thought that fortunately they were in the shade of the courtyard just now, otherwise he would not know how uncomfortable Geng Yan would have been.

But no matter how uncomfortable it is, I will just bear it and won't tell him. It's not because I'm embarrassed, but because I don't want him to be rude in front of the guests.Just like that, because of what Ur was joking about, and for him to fight for wine with each other.

In the dark room, Li Shen raised Geng Yan with both hands, spun on his heels, and held the opponent several times.

"What are you doing?" In the darkness, Geng Yan's voice sounded with a smile, his arms were weakly wrapped around his neck, and he was carried to the bed and put down.Li Shen fumbled for his clothes and took them off one by one, Geng Yan complained weakly: "I'm already like this, don't you have any sympathy?"

Li Shen stripped him naked, then went to the bathroom to get a towel to wet, and when he came back, he wiped his whole body clean and refreshed, then covered him with the quilt, and then replied solemnly: "I just want to help You wipe it clean, where are you thinking?"

Geng Yan blinked in surprise, Li Shen leaned down and kissed him, and said in a low voice: "The adjutant will bring you hangover soup later, remember to drink it before going to sleep, otherwise you will have a headache when you wake up, I'm leaving."

He stood up and stopped again, but it was Geng Yan who grabbed his sleeve.Li Shen was stunned, then sat back down, took off his shoes and coat after a while, put his clothes together and lay down on the bed, hugged Geng Yan sideways through the quilt.

"Sleep, I'm here."

Geng Yan laughed: "Don't we still have to wait for the hangover soup?" He smiled and pushed Li Shen to make him lie on his side facing the outside, and then pushed him from behind.Li Shen felt a hand pull away his hairpin, took off the hair crown, and fiddled with his loose black hair.

Geng Yan's breath came from behind his ears, warm and familiar, he closed his eyes unknowingly.

When Li Shen, who was asleep, woke up, it was already past three o'clock in the afternoon, and there was an empty bowl on the table, obviously Geng Yan drank sober soup before falling asleep.Li Shen gently removed the other party's arm around his waist, turned over and got off the bed, and when he returned to his bedroom and stood still in front of the mirror in the bathroom, he realized something was wrong.

Geng Yan looked very sober when he was drunk, but he always did very childish things, especially towards Li Shen.

At this moment, Li Shen turned sideways, looking twitchingly at the crooked braids at the back of his head...