Me and my love rival's trivia

Today is the seventh day of fitness!

I just got home from the gym!Aunt Zhang and his wife next door invited my elders to sign up for a tour group and go out for a few days.The old lady and the old man saw that I was in good condition these days, and they went out happily today.

I just got home, got out of the shower and posted on the couch.Suddenly I feel that although I have never met you, we are just friends who met on the Internet, but I also feel that this is also a kind of fate. I am here to tell my story, and you share my feelings in different places.

Whoa whoa whoa.

I read it myself, the writing style is really good, I am worthy of being a young man of literature and art.

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-219:59:08留言

excuseme? ?Where is the writing style? ?Where is the art of the landlord? ?I'm afraid the landlord is a fool, right?

1L:虎皮卷于2016-8-220:00:00留言

Upstairs plus 10086

2L:自制土豆粉于2016-8-220:00:25留言

"I'm here to tell my story, and you share my feelings in different places." You are wrong, Lu Zhu, we are in the same place, I am in city c, and when I am free, I go from house to house Come on human flesh, are you afraid? Hahaha

3L:不垫席子于2016-8-220:00:59留言

I smiled with relief, Zhan'er has finally grown up

4L:世界都是我儿子于2016-8-220:05:21留言

Hahaha, the upstairs is sick again

5L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-220:06:00留言

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Omg I just had a brush with death.

I got off work early today, and I'm going to eat rice noodles in Laoxiang.Old Lane is very old, it was very old when I was very young.

I was standing in front of a rice noodle shop today, looking for some change in my bag, when I heard a loud noise behind me.I was startled, and so was the boss. When I turned around, a flower pot broke on the ground behind me, no more than 30cm away from my position.

At that time, I was in a daze. The boss held his chest for a long time before he realized it.In the end, the boss confiscated my money for rice noodles and gave me a marinated egg for free.

Fortunately, there were no casualties. I am really scared when I think about it now. If it is more than ten centimeters away, I may not have the opportunity to post these articles here.

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-318:30:05留言

Fuck!too horrible!Good luck to the landlord! !bless bless! !

1L:一只土豆于2016-8-318:30:10留言

Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !I see you broke out in a cold sweat posting this article! ! !

2L:脆皮饭于2016-8-318:30:55留言

Don't be afraid of dying, just be afraid of dying inexplicably

3L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-318:31:24留言

Oh My God!The owner of the store must be grateful to the owner for his blessing and life. If he really lies in front of his store, his rice noodles may not be able to continue.

4L:风一样的狗子于2016-8-318:32:00留言

lz

5L:万金油的故事于2016-8-318:33:49留言

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I thought I would suffer from insomnia last night, but I didn't. I fell asleep quickly. Today I told Diandian about me, and Diandian's face turned pale with fright.I was actually frightened yesterday, but today I really realized the feeling of the rest of my life after a catastrophe, and the more I thought about it, the more thrilling it became.Well, now I have insomnia, I've been lying down for an hour.

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-423:59:00留言

Landlord... the reflex arc is slightly longer

1L:花见车爆胎于2016-8-423:59:59留言

It’s not that the reflex arc is long, and the experience of rubbing shoulders with death is indeed unforgettable. At first, I just shouted that I was lucky.

2L:王子其他于2016-8-400:05:21留言

Perhaps only after experiencing danger can I really feel that it is good to be alive!

3L:一只土豆于2016-8-400:05:28留言

I feel sorry for the landlord, but it's okay

4L:哎兄弟姐妹俩月份于2016-8-400:05:59留言

I did the same before, almost pierced by a steel rod, but they are lucky, it's okay, hahaha, I'll take it!boast!two years!Hahaha!

5L:你吃饭了吗于2016-8-400:15:01留言

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Dear netizens... have you slept yet... I'm still insomnia...

Ugh:-(

It suddenly occurred to me that my father called a few days ago to say that someone had given up his seat on the bus. I laughed at him then, and now I feel so sad.

The same goes for my old mother. I was raised by my mother since I was a child. My mother was always very open-minded, with a child-like personality, and was well protected by the old man.I think the feelings of an old lady and an old man are really enviable.

...Actually, I just thought about it for a long time, about the matter with Zhengzi.Even if so many of you support me, just say no matter what, you just want me to be happy.I still can't accept that I will be tempted by a boy, and that boy is still my good buddy.

To be honest, when I was a child, when I heard about the existence of gays, I felt that others must be lying to me... A boy, how could he not like girls, how could he like boys...

When I grow up, I know that there are gays in this world, but they are like children left behind in kindergarten, poor and abandoned.I can give them respect, but I have always believed 100% that I am a straight man, and I feel that falling in love with the same sex can no longer be a fantasy.

What's more, how many people will point fingers, how many people will discuss it after dinner... I don't admit from the bottom of my heart that I will be an outlier.

But when I did have a brush with death, I really started to feel like I was alive.

I almost couldn't breathe, I couldn't play chess with the old man, I couldn't eat my mother's food, I didn't have the chance to be sent to work by my sister, I almost died without knowing why, and I almost never had the chance to think Be clear about your own mind.

What is more powerless than death?Since life is so precious, why should I lie to my heart?

In this silent early morning, I finally figured out my heart. I must admit that I fell in love with a boy. He was a grade lower than me. He played basketball very well. My girlfriend took me to eat a lot of delicious food. He has eight-pack abs. He likes blue the most. His name is Zhengzi.

Maybe I will never tell him this secret in my life, I will not disturb his feelings, and I don't know if I will get married in the future?Hahaha!I just sent a message to my old mother: You have lost a chance to be a wicked mother-in-law.

Hahaha suddenly felt the dark clouds in my heart dissipate yeah yeah

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-403:25:21留言

My mother, I stayed up all night playing games!I just hung up and got ready to go to bed and bumped into the live broadcast of the host!

1L:魔兽世界于2016-8-403:26:14留言

Oh my god!Lord, you finally know your own heart!But!Now that I know!Life is precious!why!No!and!God!Confession!maybe!You from now on!live!without!shame!without!impatient!Little days!up!

2L: All the beautiful men in the world are mine at 03:30:11

I wipe... what do I see when I wake up in the morning

3L:一只土豆于2016-8-405:55:55留言

When Luzhu's old lady woke up in the morning and saw the message sent by her son, it must have been like this: Σ●A● huh? !

4L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-406:11:23留言

Second floor!that's right!Good luck to the landlord!Still alive!I have recognized my heart!Don't leave regrets for yourself!

5L:风一般的狗子于2016-8-406:23:29留言

I must be dreaming, I'll go back to sleep

6L:你会唱小星星吗于2016-8-406:23:59留言

Not getting married for the rest of my life...resisting not to disturb the one I love...this is too cruel, isn't it?

7L:蜡笔姑娘于2016-8-406:30:00留言

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