Me and my love rival's trivia

uh-huh!Today I asked Zhengzi insinuatingly, if there is anything going on recently, in the beautiful summer, have you gone out to date girls.He said that the last time he had intimate contact with a girl!Still in city c, drinking coffee with his sister!

Isn't that the last time I raped him and his sister!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Worthy of being my man!A good man is a good man!

la la la!Demacia!

Oh shit!My sister said!He asked me to send a photo of Nuomi and me to Zhengzi to see if he would be jealous.Oh, I forgot to mention, Nuomi is my sister's classmate, and she came to play with my sister these two days.

My sister took a picture of Nuomi and me. We both happened to be wearing stripes. I wore short sleeves and she wore a long pinstripe dress. Looking at the photo like this is really romantic.

who knows!After sending it over!Zhengzi is just teasing me!Said I acted so soon!

He's a little slut who isn't jealous!

He said that he was practicing guitar and was going to get out of the order as soon as possible! ! ! !

ヽ(#`Д)ヽ(#`Д)ヽ(#`Д)

Sharpen your knife! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I really want to kill someone! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-1008:42:55留言

This... rushed to his house!Throw him on the bed like this and that and that and that!hit him!beat him!Snapped!

1L:腐女子要取个长长的名字才能撩到小姐姐于2016-8-1008:43:42留言

Stripes or something, the streets are full of bumps in summer

2L:低尔基于2016-8-1008:44:00留言

So the boy who learns the guitar is really for flirting with girls

3L:春光灿烂小龙女于2016-8-1008:44:02留言

Hey, please don't abuse me, the male god is preparing to leave the order? ? ?

4L:天下美男都是我的于2016-8-1008:44:32留言

No no no, that's not the case, the male god must be jealous, Lu Zhu believes my hunch! ! !

5L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-1008:45:00留言

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Today I rest!Accompany my sister, Nuomi, to the cat house to see the cats.Cat House is a newly opened store in City C. It doesn't count as a pet store, but it seems inaccurate to say it's a pet wandering station.

The owner of the cat house is a very young couple. According to the old sister, she has been there twice, and the boy is always busy operating his notebook, and the girl is next to the cat.There are now eight cats in the cat house, including mixed-haired cats of unknown breeds and foreign cats with little reputation.People who like cats are called cat lovers here. Many cat lovers come here to sit and pet cats in their leisure time, or some girls simply bring their cats to play together.

When we went, there was only the girl in the store, and there was a sweet smell in the store, and several cats were paralyzed there, forming a cat tower.The old girl and Nuomi went to discuss meow with the girl, and I suddenly wanted to send a message to Zhengzi.

I remember a long time ago, a netizen commented: When I was walking on the street and saw a tree and wanted to share it with you, I knew I was done.

Hmm... that's probably what it means... I clicked on the video call with Zhengzi...

He guessed that he was playing on his mobile phone at that time, and he connected immediately.Coincidentally, he had a cat on his head, an...orange cat...um...so fat...

At that time, the scene was really funny. Behind me was the nine-story cat tower, and on top of him was the arrogant fat cat. The two of us laughed out loud in the video. For a moment, I suddenly wanted to tell him, let’s be together.

However... I won't do such a non-technical confession... especially a gay to a straight man.

I chose a tactful way, and I said to him: "The water in the Yellow River is the water in the sky"...

He may be illiterate, or he just rejected me politely, because he said four words to me: Ma De is mentally retarded.

I…

Damn Fu Zheng is a big bastard!

The person in front of me is my sweetheart!

He must be uneducated!It's not a decline!

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-1215:02:22留言

Don't be too good for the cat house and cat guest!

1L:铲屎官于2016-8-1215:03:19留言

By the way, that cat house is very famous in City C

2L:不垫席子于2016-8-1215:05:00留言

The water of the Yellow River is the water of the sky...then it rushes to the sea and never returns? ? ?What the hell, the euphemistic ghost of the landlord can guess your mind

3L:我负责貌美如花于2016-8-1215:06:48留言

Fuck, I’m afraid the host is trying to say that the moon on the bottom of the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is the one you love...

4L:风一般的狗子于2016-8-1215:07:11留言

Upstairs is witty!I'm afraid the landlord is not a fool!The water of the Yellow River is water from the sky, so it's not normal for the male god to guess that you are confessing your love!

5L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-1215:09:24留言

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Today there is a rebroadcast of The Legend of Condor Heroes on TV, um, Huang Xiaoming and Liu Yifei's version, ah, no matter how many times I watch it, Xiaolongnv is still so beautiful|°з°|Whether I am straight or curvy, sister fairy is too beautiful!

I sent a message to Zhengzi, saying that when I was a child, I made up my mind to marry a fairy sister like Liu Yifei as my wife after watching The Legend of Condor Heroes.Zheng Zi said that I will only think about it in my life...

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-1220:54:23留言

You've been thinking about it for the rest of your life, tsk, the meaning of the male god must be!You can only marry him in this life!Hohohoho!

1L:天下美男都是我的于2016-8-1220:55:19留言

Zhengzi, hun...why do I want to laugh so hotly!Yun, I thought of Runtu...so you are Runtu⊙⊙

2L:低尔基于2016-8-1220:55:54留言

The owner is just daydreaming!Sister Fairy is the one you can take home and be your wife!Obviously it's my wife!

3L:世界美人协会于2016-8-1220:56:09留言

Every summer, from the replay of Huanzhugege to Yitian Tulongji to Condor Heroes

4L:你会唱小星星吗于2016-8-1220:57:24留言

When Luzhu was young, it was straight like a mosquito coil

5L:风一样的狗子于2016-8-1220:28:01留言

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Today I... suspected?and?I?mother?out?cabinet?up? ? ? ? ? ? ?

In fact, I don’t know if it counts... It’s just that my mother came back today, and I haven’t eaten braised pork made by my mother for a long time.

Before I ate it, I took a pornographic photo of the braised pork and sent it to Zhengzi. He just messaged me back, saying that he would come to my house to eat the braised pork made by my mother when he was free.

After eating, my father went to pick up the express delivery, and my mother and I collapsed on the sofa, feeling that life is not too good.

Once this person is happy, it is easier to do things than his brain... Once this person is happy, it is easy to be embarrassed.I said: "Mom, I will bring the person I like back to eat your braised pork."

My old lady squinted her eyes and lay on the sofa and nodded and asked, "What do you look like?"

I said, "Mom, he might be a little different from your ideal type."

My mother flew over with a brainstorm, and laughed while playing: "Silly son, you are not looking for a wife, it is not that you marry a wife, as long as you like it, you don't have to be the same as your mother's ideal type." The old lady got up and went to the kitchen to pour a cup of tea. Dad babbled a few words in the kitchen, then went back to the living room and sat next to me, and asked me with a smile: "What's the difference after all, I'm a little curious."

At that time... I was really kicked in the head by Zhengzi... I said to my old mother: "Genders are different."

...I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air...My mother's tea was not wasted at all, it was all sprayed on me...

At that moment, I realized it belatedly. It seemed that I... came out of the closet?

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-1312:44:54留言

This...I personally don't agree with such a hasty coming out of the closet. The old man is not mentally prepared, what if something happens?

1L:小也子于2016-8-1312:45:55留言

What the upstairs said makes sense... But why is the host so happy about this? ? ?

2L:风一样的狗子于2016-8-1312:46:27留言

I also just ate a bowl of braised pork... I also took a pornographic photo of it...

3L:排的鸡毛蒜皮勾8于2016-8-1312:48:00留言

The so-called coming out incident caused by a bowl of braised pork

4L:爱上一匹汗血宝马于2016-8-1312:48:59留言

What's the reaction of the stewed old lady? ? ?

5L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-1312:50:50留言

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The author has something to say:

I always thought that the person in front of me was my sweetheart. The above sentence is that the water of the Yellow River is from the sky... until one day... I was embarrassed when I showed off my knowledge...