Me and my love rival's trivia

Damn, it's too hot, too hot, I don't want to go out, but the old lady and old man went out early today, and now I'm at my aunt's house, oh, ordered me to eat too. . .

On such a hot day, I heard that some African brothers suffered from heat stroke in front of the camp. It was rare to rest, and I had to go all the way to eat. . .

Mom, if you are in a trance on the road, you will definitely get burned if you fall. . .

When I got to their house, I felt like I had taken a bath, and I had no appetite to eat, okay? . .

The only fun thing is watching my little niece's homework.

As follows: Xiao Ming got up and dawdled for 5 minutes, went out to take the bus and was blocked, and later was delayed because of waiting for the red light at the school gate, and he was half an hour late to the classroom. What can we draw from this incident? in conclusion?

Niu Niu answered like this...Xiao Ming does not run red lights, he is a good boy who abides by the law and is worthy of praise.

There is one more question!as follows

Children, how can you be happy?

A: Study hard and make progress every day

B: Help mom and dad with housework

C: Eating, drinking and having fun all day long

She chose C!!! Then the teacher made a big eight!

She was very wronged and said to me: "Uncle, why is the teacher so unreasonable?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

л() laughing makes my stomach hurt

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-2114:25:50留言

quack quack!There is nothing wrong with my little niece's answer!Teacher really!Blindly correct homework!

1L:一只土豆于2016-8-2114:26:24留言

The weather is so hot, I'm waiting for the bus outside now, I feel like I've been roasted...

2L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-2114:26:44留言

As the saying goes, it’s hot today, and the only difference between people and barbecue is cumin, so it’s the upstairs 2333

3L:司机峨眉山于2016-8-2114:27:00留言

The text that Luzhu said!I also learned it when I was a child, and it seems to emphasize that! !The importance of punctuality!

4L:ヾ≧≦)o于2016-8-2114:27:15留言

The teacher is really unreasonable. That question, the answer with conscience is yes!

5L:春光灿烂小龙女于2016-8-2114:27:58留言

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Waiting for the 24th, Zhengzi and I will go out to play Ho Ho Bazahei together!Only when I make money, I really feel that money is hard to come by. It took more than 20 years of hard work to get so much money, huh╯^╰

We're going out to play!yeah!You don't need to ask your parents for money, hey hey

Zhengzi and I were chattering, Zhengzi said I made money, he expressed his deep admiration for me hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

How come there is a feeling that I am outside the Lord and he is inside the Lord?

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-2215:42:11留言

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are in charge, he is in charge of you.

1L:腐女子要取个长长的名字才能撩到小姐姐于2016-8-2215:44:02留言

suit you.

2L:ヾ≧≦)o于2016-8-2215:44:58留言

Uh ⊙⊙!Are the young couple going on their honeymoon?

.hoho haha

3L:一只土豆于2016-8-2215:45:29留言

amount

4L:魔兽世界于2016-8-2215:45:50留言

Broken formation upstairs, Lu Zhu dragged him out and beat him to death

5L:虎皮卷于2016-8-2215:46:07留言

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Hahaha We made an appointment to meet at the airport in City C in the morning. I was just packing my luggage. How should I put it, I was feeling a little excited, a little expectant, and a little restless. . .

My mother just came in and saw me tearing out all my clothes and throwing them on the bed. She was surprised at first, then disgusted, and said a sour sentence to me: "I don't want to keep my daughter. I no longer know."

I…

My old mother picked out a few sets of clothes for me to pack, and then threw me a medicine bag, which contained various emergency medicines.Cold medicine, throat lozenges, motion sickness medicine, fever-reducing patches, and two boards of Banlangen...

I laughed at my old lady, but looked at my old lady's red eyes, and said: "I always thought you were a big boy before, but now I suddenly feel a little bit reluctant to part with you", hey, I have never seen my old lady wipe tears since I was a child, I just don't know When I was trying to comfort my old lady, my old lady slapped me on the head and yelled: "Come back after we play, and bring the friends we talked about back home for me to see!" Then she went out of the living room.

My dad probably heard it in the living room. I heard him ask my mom outside, am I dating someone?My mother told him shyly that my son would only tell his mother what he wanted to say.

Ah, hehe, how should I put it, why is it that I feel particularly good~

It’s late for me to pack my things, how should I put it, my mood has been an indescribable excitement, I sent him good night at eleven o’clock, but just now I couldn’t help sending him a message, saying that I slept No, he actually replied to me in seconds, saying that he was too.

God, it was 37:[-] in the morning, and he called me back and told me that he was also very excited.

Does that mean he has the same feelings as me?

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-240:40:54留言

I am a cultivator, watching the landlord sprinkling sugar in the middle of the night

1L:小眼睛妖精于2016-8-240:51:24留言

Tsk tsk, he must be too excited to fall asleep!Braised and refueled!Enjoy your honeymoon!Soak to boyfriend!

2L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-240:55:49留言

Mother Luzhu said so sincerely and cutely

3L:一只土豆于2016-8-240:57:38留言

Braised and refueled, good night everyone, I'm broken

4L:不是傻白甜于2016-8-240:58:01留言

Upstairs 2333 is broken

5L:贼鸡的朋友于2016-8-240:59:24留言

……

Chengdu, here we come!

Ow!When Zhengzi and I were sitting in the lobby, he used his mobile phone to play a video for me, my god, when I couldn't laugh myself, I heard two girls chattering behind me, it seems to be saying Zhengzi and I.

One of them said: "Both of them are so handsome!!!" Well... I was very happy when I heard this sentence, both of them are handsome, which means that we are still very good-looking~

Then another girl said: "Why do I feel that they are so similar to each other?" I... well~ this sentence sounds very cheerful to me too hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

But I can't show it, neither can I show the openness after hearing it, nor can I express the displeasure after hearing it, otherwise I may feel embarrassed with Zhengzi...

I was sitting upright, pretending not to hear, still laughing at the video, I sneaked a glance at him, he didn't seem to hear, and was laughing too, his smiling face turned red.

ah... so handsome

La la la, he went to the bathroom. Now, we are about to board the plane. I will record our itinerary for you at any time. Dear netizens

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-2409:43:52留言

This... the idiot attributes of stewed cooking are fully exposed

1L:春光灿烂小龙女于2016-8-2409:44:58留言

Borrowing a sentence from Luzhu Mama, seeing that you two have good looks, I forgive you for being gay

2L:撩你嘞我和于2016-8-2409:45:02留言

Luzhu is not only idiot, but also arrogant, a rare attribute wow

3L:alice元于2016-8-2409:45:27留言

The male god's ears are red, he must be shy when he hears meow

4L:腐女子一定要取个长长的名字才能撩到小姐姐于2016-8-2409:45:55留言

I can’t explain the picture above. I can’t imagine how handsome the male god is.

5L:天下美男都是我的于2016-8-2409:46:21留言

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