Someone always hinders my strategy

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Zhen Ai: The author said that today's update has abused her little angel, so she wants to pull us out to be sweet.

Wan Yan: ... she has a conscience.

Zhen Ai: But why am I dead?

Wan Yan: ... kill the corpse?

Zhen Ai (blushing): This will be banned, right?

Wan Yan: Don't worry, that's what she should think about, it has nothing to do with us, we are only responsible for Tiantian.

Zhen Ai: Oh oh.

Me: Wang Wang Wang, you guys go to reincarnation!

2.

There is a new big tiger in the forest. It is said that it is a Siberian tiger from the northeast.

The big tiger seemed very indifferent. After moving here, he just stayed by the lake and didn't talk to any small animals. So far, no small animals know its name, so we had to send the little fox Ai to investigate.

The little fox took the lead and felt that he had been taken care of by everyone in the forest so far. If he had the opportunity to help, he must show his investigative ability, so he went to the lake where the big tiger likes to stay.

It hid behind a big tree and looked at the big tiger secretly. The big tiger behaved rather strangely and kept muttering to the water. It got a little closer and finally heard what the big tiger said.

"I'm ugly in this life, what if Aiai sees me and doesn't like me?"

The little fox jumped when he heard it, and almost thought that the big tiger had discovered its existence. After staring at it for a long time, he found that the big tiger was still looking at the water with a shadow of self-pity. How did the tiger know his name?

Seeing that the big tiger didn't seem very fierce, the little fox rolled his big black eyes, then made up his mind, walked forward, and decided to say hello.

It thought that it would be very nervous, but it didn't realize that the big tiger opposite it was even more nervous than it, and stammered: "You, hello, I, my name is Qing, how about you?"

It doesn't know, but at this moment, the big tiger is entangled in his heart for a while whether his stupid appearance just now will be seen, and laments that he messed up the first meeting with Ai Ai. Although it can be reversed, but in front of Ai Ai, she still wants to maintain her handsome side!

It's all because of the appearance of this life!The big tiger is too ugly!

The little fox Ai looked at it like this, and immediately became less nervous. It seems that the big tiger is not as indifferent as everyone in the forest said. , I must warm it up well!

Then the little fox Ai showed an extremely warm smile: "My name is Ai, let's be friends!"

"I...Okay!" Responding to the sentence, let's be lovers, Big Tiger calmly analyzes Little Fox Ai's affection for him in his heart. Now he doesn't have a system, and everything has to be judged by himself , can't mess it up from the beginning!

3.

The news in the forest spread quickly, and it didn't take long for the little animals to know that little fox Ai and big tiger Qing had become good friends, and because big tiger Qing was very strong at first glance, everyone silently regarded him as a The king of this forest, Big Tiger Qing also acquiesced in guarding this forest.

And because of the little fox, everyone went to meet the big tiger Qing through the little fox, and gave it a lot of specialties in the forest. Hu Ai's gift was rejected by Da Huqing.

Over time, the small animals in the forest all understood one thing, the big tiger Qing seemed to only want to be friends with the little fox Ai, a small animal.

The little fox Ai has a family member named Liu Yan, who is the best-looking fox in their litter and the only one who has been given a two-letter name.Its fiery red fur is very dazzling, and it has always been proud of it. What it dislikes the most is Ai with snow-white fur. It is such a plain color, but many small animals like it, even The big tiger Qing who just arrived was also confused by it.

Animals pay attention to the weak and the strong. As the most beautiful fox, the red fox Liuyan has always felt that the strongest animal can match him. It originally took a fancy to the lonely wolf Mo in the forest, but now the big tiger When Qing came, Lone Wolf Mo couldn't get into its eyes.

But the big tiger Qing didn't accept it and went looking for it alone!Where is it not as good as Ai?

In a moment of jealousy, the red fox Liuyan ruthlessly tricked little fox Ai to go to a place frequented by hunters, causing little fox Ai to be caught by the hunter.

After Big Tiger Qing heard the news, he rushed to the place where the hunter lived, killed the hunter and rescued the little fox Ai. At this moment, all the small animals in the forest were inspired by Big Tiger Qing's martial arts.

And because of the big tiger Qing's fame, the red fox Liuyan was expelled from the clan. No matter how beautiful it is, it will not please the king of the forest if he angers it.

But the big tiger Qing didn't care about this matter at all, it was busy persuading the little fox Ai to cultivate immortality.

"Look, if it weren't for me, you would have been taken away and stripped of the fox fur to make it into a fox fur!"

The little fox was frightened for a moment, her big black eyes filled with tears: "I, I..."

Seeing this, Big Tiger Qing couldn't bear to keep scaring him, so he said, "If you become stronger, those people won't be able to catch you."

How could the little fox Ai know so many tricks, he just asked in a daze, "How do you become stronger?"

Seeing that the fish had taken the bait, the big tiger smiled cunningly: "Let me teach you double cultivation."

The little fox's eyes were full of circles because of being deceived: "What is double cultivation?"

The big tiger Qingzhi said: "Shuangxiu is doing very happy things, and at the same time can become stronger, and will no longer be bullied by humans."

"Then I want to practice dual cultivation." Little Fox Ai widened her big eyes and said excitedly, "I want to become as strong as you!"

"Oh, that's not good." Big Tiger Qing shook his head, seeing Little Fox Ai lowered his head with an aggrieved expression on his face, and quickly said, "If you become as strong as me, how can I protect you? You just have to compare I'm just a little weaker."

"How much is a little?"

"Just a little bit, as much as a fingernail."

"Your nails?"

Big Tiger glanced at his sharpened claws, then retracted them silently and said, "Can you touch the pads?"

"Who wants to touch that kind of thing! Are you a house cat?"

"That must be raised by you..."

……

4.

After the little fox was rescued, he lived in Dahuqing's residence. Now Dahuqing's residence has been upgraded. It is no longer a shabby lakeside, but a cave with an excellent height. They are doing double cultivation in the cave. After three full months, Big Tiger Qing came out refreshed, but Little Fox Ai wondered if Big Tiger Qing was lying to him when he said that the Dual Cultivation would become stronger.

But it really felt the air flow flowing through its body.

Maybe it's Yihu who thinks that double cultivation is very tiring?

In short, no matter what, life is still going on as usual, but the peaceful days are quickly broken. The humans outside seem to know that there is a very powerful big tiger in this forest, so they formed a large group of people to encircle and suppress the big tiger Qing.

That day, because the little fox Ai was still suffering from backaches and the food in the cave was exhausted, Big Tiger Qing had no choice but to go out to look for food himself, but he didn't come back for several days.

The little fox's sore back and back pain were over long ago, and the big tiger didn't come back to make him very worried, so he had to sneak to the human settlement in the middle of the night, a small town closest to their forest.

The town is not big, but it is brightly lit in the middle of the night. It turns out that the humans in the town are celebrating that they killed the big tiger in the forest.

People cut off various parts of the big tiger and distributed them to the people, and gave the most valuable part of the big tiger to the people who went to hunt the big tiger. The little fox Ai didn't dare to deal with so many people, only red eyes , recorded the faces of all the humans who hunted the big tigers.

Then when they went back, they killed them one by one, and collected all the parts of the big tiger. The last human got the big tiger's whip, because the human was a male, and the tiger whip has the effect of aphrodisiac. In the past, it has been boiled into concoction.

The little fox had no choice but to kill the human, and drank the concoction while crying. It didn't want any part of the big tiger's body to stay with the human, even if it entered its stomach, it couldn't stay on the human land.

"Hey, Aiai, what are you drinking?" Suddenly a familiar voice came from the ear, and the bowl in the little fox's hand fell to the ground and smashed into several pieces.

It stared blankly at Big Tiger Qing appearing in front of it in a very majestic manner, then shook its nose and said, "Tsk, why is there such a heavy smell of blood!"

The little fox heard the words and wiped away his tears, crying and laughing: "Are you a dog, you have such a good nose!"

"Then let this dog take a look, what is this... a tiger penis?" The big tiger looked at the little fox with an inexplicable expression on his face, "You eat my tiger penis every day, haven't you eaten enough?"

The little fox blushed when she heard the words: "What nonsense are you talking about!" Then she said angrily, "Don't you explain it?"

"Oh, this is my spell. If I don't let them think I'm dead, I'll keep pestering them forever." The big tiger cleared, "It's just that if you kill them all, it may be a little troublesome."

Hearing this, the little fox sneered: "I don't care about the trouble, they want to do something to you!"

Big Tiger's eyes lit up immediately, and his heart warmed: "Didn't you agree, I want to protect you, how could you die in such a place?"

"Don't change the subject!" The little fox glanced at the big tiger angrily, "Why don't you go back? Make me worry about you..."

Big Tiger Qing smiled until his eyes were narrowed into two slits, flattering him like a big cat: "Isn't this just for you to buy gifts? This is a human market, and there are always some novel things to think about." I want to bring it to you, but this figure is too big, so it’s not very convenient.”

Then, as if thinking of something, he said seriously: "Ai Ai, we have to practice hard this time when we go back. After the catastrophe, we can cultivate human form."

The little fox Ai turned her head away angrily: "I don't want to cultivate a human form, human beings are the most annoying!"

Big Tiger Qing teased after hearing the words: "But...my current form will always hurt you..."

The little fox blushed instantly, glanced at him and snorted, "Didn't you say there was a gift? Don't change the subject!"

The big tiger cleared the thief and laughed: "I will give it to you when you cultivate the human form."

"you!"

"Okay, I'll give it to you now." The big tiger took out a wooden comb from nowhere with a look of doting on it. There were exquisite carvings on it, and it looked like a treasure that even humans rarely saw. "In the future, Just let me comb your hair, okay?"

The little fox blushed and snatched the comb: "You can't even comb your own hair well, so you bought this comb because you want me to comb your hair?"

Big Tiger Qing just smiled: "Okay, you comb it for me."

"You sure have a plan!"

"Then I'll lick you with my tongue?"

"satyr!"

"I am a tiger, not a wolf."

……

Ai Ai, do you know that I let you cultivate a human form just to make this happy time last longer, if you don’t want to, then I will cherish this time, groom with you every day, and let this become my countless reincarnations , A beautiful memory of being able to laugh when encountering hardships.

The author has something to say:

This is not a spoiler, it is just one of the possible endings, that is, in the end, heaven allows Wan Yan and Zhen Ai to be together, but Zhen Ai has no memory, Wan Yan can only keep reincarnating with memory, and then meets Zhen Ai, there is a new story , can be regarded as a not so good ending, the main text will not be like this.

In the future, there may be a bunch of be episodes. I will definitely put te in the main text. The ending is basically equivalent to he. If you can think of a better ending based on this later, you can also put it as an easter egg.

In short, I know that everyone has been abused today, so I rushed to another episode, I hope everyone enjoys candy ~