I just hate you, how about it?Bite me

Chapter 1 Coquettish Bitch & Iceberg Facial Paralysis 1

Sui Gu died miserably, and when he was dying, a guy who claimed to be a system appeared.

Before Sui Gu died, let's call it his last life, Sui Gu's previous life was impoverished and his luck was beyond the charts.Therefore, when System 668 said that there was meat to eat, he followed the ancients and immediately signed a contract regardless of 21.

"This world is called "The Domineering President", and the host's mission: to hate Cao Ren. Help the host to have a pleasant journey." After 668 finished speaking, he kicked Sui Gu into a circle of light. Blind...in the toilet.

Sweeping his eyes around, he found that he was the only one around, and Sui Gu began to search the body with confidence.After all, this action is very obscene, like doing something indescribably dirty to your body.This body is very interesting, it must not be Sui Gu's own body, also, that body should be burned.This body is very rich, just looking at the watch on the left wrist, it can be seen that the watch strap is a price that cannot be matched by a thousand ancient capitals.The bladder of this body is a little swollen, nonsense, isn't it just to drain water or something, after standing there for so long, the bladder is almost bursting.

Sui Gu hastily resolved the major issues in his life and came to the sink.The woman in the mirror is very beautiful, with flaming red lips and affectionate eyebrows. From the perspective of the past life, she is a standard coquettish bitch.But now, Sui Gu can only reluctantly say that his body is breathtakingly beautiful.

I don't know what kind of identity the original owner is. A bathroom can be as big as the hall, and it's a luxury version.It was hard to find the door of the toilet. Outside the door seemed to be an office, following the style of the toilet.Incomparably big!luxury!Regardless of the stack of documents on that table, Suigu went straight to the sofa and lay down.

The teleportation just now made Suigu feel physically uncomfortable, dizzy and nauseated, like riding an 18-wheel roller coaster.

Judging from this office, the wealth of this body should not come from the body.If the original owner was a mistress or something, and Suigu became the owner of the body now, his face would definitely be covered with 20 layers of pot ashes.

"668, are you there?"

"Yes, host."

"Tsk, I thought you were dead, and you haven't spoken until now. Why don't you explain the situation to me?"

"Please host to explore on your own."

"Look at you as a profiteer! Tell me, I want to know, what are the conditions?"

"The host is really cool. I can tell you the information on the current interface. However, the host wants to survive with this body. When the time comes, the system will issue a task. Don't worry, the host will definitely like it very much. Also, the host, are you looking at it?" Not mine."

"Got it, let's talk."

As soon as the words fell, a large amount of information rushed into Suigu's mind.Immediately, Sui Gu felt like his brain was being cut by a knife, and a drop of cold sweat dripped from his forehead.Two seconds later, Suigu's face was pale, and his red lips were bloodshot from being bitten, making him even more coquettish.

Very good, I remember 668.Lying on the sofa in the original posture, the information in the brain was consumed within 1 minute. "668, is this the case every time you send data?"

"Yes, host, just get used to it. It won't be so uncomfortable in the future." 668 said seemingly casually, but his heart shivered: the host has good endurance, but his eyes always feel like he is planning how to take revenge on me .

"Where did the original owner go?"

"This is the world of novels. The host doesn't need to pay too much attention to it. The trustees in the host task stage are all voluntary. During this period, they went to the world provided by the system for vacation."

vacation?There is a lot of energy in the system, when will it come to make a fortune.Let it be as harsh on me as possible.

The original owner is also called Sui Gu, the president of SG Film and Television Entertainment Group.However, Sui Gu did not have the opportunity and talent to manage the company in his previous life.So: "668, you know my situation, why don't you correct the documents."

"That's impossible. The host can buy it: company management is easy, and it's very cheap. You can buy it for 50 points."

Know the urine of the system.I have no money!

"The host can pay on credit. You can get energy points for completing tasks."

"Okay." A square tattoo appeared on the left wrist, touched it, and a whole column of squares popped up, with a rough scan, there were about a hundred squares.Similar to the backpack in the game.On the first frame, click on it, and there is a book with gold stamped characters on the cover: Company management made easy.One more point, and the book disappeared.What followed was that Suigu had some wonderful things in his mind, and he felt that editing files and the like was not a problem at all.

"Kuuuuuuuuuuuuu" There was a regular knock on the door, and before Suigu could react, people outside pushed the door and entered.

A woman, smartly dressed for the elite.She looks quite handsome, but her face is paralyzed.Lan Qi, Suigu's assistant, the kind who is close to her, has extraordinary abilities, so Suigu allows her to enter the office at any time.

"President, here is a document that needs to be signed." It seemed that he hadn't seen it spread out on the sofa casually.

Unmoved by the past.

"President, it's time to send out the post transfer document this morning." Facial paralysis...

Follow the ancient times.With a clear cough: "Understood, put it down, and get that document in 5 minutes."

After the dedicated little assistant went out, Suigu sat down at the desk, turned to the document, glanced at it, it was all right, signed it with his name, and put it in the upper right corner of the desk.Glancing at the pile of documents that was about to become a mountain, he sighed and began to clean up as appointed.

Five minutes later, the assistant knocked on the door on time.After entering, he skillfully took away the documents at the corner of the table, glanced at the president who was writing furiously, and closed the door gently.

After an unknown amount of time, the assistant knocked on the door and came in. "President, it's time to eat."

Sui Gu flicked his sore wrist slightly, looked at most of the documents missing, and smiled contentedly.But when she opened the lunch box and saw the dishes inside, the smile on her face could no longer be maintained.

Who can tell me why, as the president of a group, lunch is only vegetables and yams, no meat!There is no meat!

"Lan Qi, I want to eat meat, chicken, beef, any meat is fine."

"President, you are losing weight, let your subordinates urge you not to slack off."

"I don't want to lose weight now."

"But you told me the day before yesterday that you can't give up halfway, so the diet will be matched by your subordinates."

Okay, when you get home, can you eat by yourself?I'm going to order takeout and buy a bunch.Anyway, there is money.

Suigu bitterly bit the vegetables in the lunch box, tears streaming down his face.The original owner has such a standard figure, what is there to lose weight?the day before yesterday?Did you deliberately fuck me while on vacation? !I really want to eat meat!

After finally getting off work, the documents were all processed.Suigu can't wait to get back to the original owner's house, meat!Want to eat meat.Suigu seems to have seen chicken legs and ribs beckoning ahead.

He thumped, walked to the front of the car, and opened the door.The color of the car is an extremely flamboyant and coquettish red, which fits the original owner's image very well.But who's in the driver's seat? !

Little assistant Lan Qi.Is Lan Qi also responsible for picking up the original owner?Whatever it is, have a free driver and be happy.

When he saw Lan Qi getting off the car with Suigu and walking towards the villa, Suigu was still talking about how the salary of the little assistant was quite high and he could afford to live in the villa.But when Lan Qi stood at the door of Suigu's house, Suigu's good temper could no longer be maintained.The anger that had accumulated for a day could no longer be restrained, pouring down like a torrent of water.

Seeing Suigu walk into the room with a gloomy face, the little assistant said in a timely manner: "President, you told me the day before yesterday that you are not allowed to steal food."

When I opened the refrigerator door, all I could see were yogurt and coffee.There was no meat, and with a disappointed face, Suigu took three bags of potato chips and went upstairs to the room.

The original owner, Cliff, is messing with me, so many files should be worth three or four days.Also, is this figure losing weight?I am not a fool!

Lan Qi lives in Suigu's house and takes care of her personally. After all, the original owner's life is a mess.The second and third days were weekends, and with Lan Qi who was inseparable, Sui Gu never found a chance to steal food.This tracking skill can be used as a paparazzi.

I really want OOC!I want to quit my assistant with facial paralysis!But it's impossible.Not to mention that the assistant's ability is very good, and the system does not allow anyone who can replace her to be found for a while.

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