take your luobei

However, it's useless if he doesn't accept it, Bai Mian's family still has a carrot son named Luo Bei.

Sanyue cried and went back to his donkey's tail for comfort, while Bai Fang took his son, who had been beaten until his nose was blue, his face was swollen and his leaves were half disabled, to visit all the kings of the mountain, and to ask for gifts for his son.

Of course, Qin Tian and You Xiaoman, who were uncles, were not let go either.

The former gave Luo Bei a tooth that he had just replaced, and the latter cut off a piece of leaf from himself, wove it into a rope, tied up Qin Tian's tooth, and hung it around Luo Bei's neck.

Bai Fang nodded in satisfaction, thinking that he would no longer have to be afraid of moths or plants taking away Luobei's demonic power.

Therefore, he decided that if Qintian or Youxiaoman had a child first, he would give away the fur ball he wove from the fur he shed.

This is a pass to Baiyu Mountain. With this fur ball, all the goblins in Baiyu Mountain will respect that doll in the future.

Bai Fang has never been a stingy rabbit, so since his friends gave him the most precious things to smash, it is impossible for Bai Fang not to treat their children sincerely.

Although, this reward is a bit of a first-come, first-served basis.

After robbing a friend, Bai Fang took Luobei to Hanyanpo to find that lazy turtle.

Lazy Turtle is the king of Hanyanpo, named Yuanyuan, which is a homonym for Yuanyuan.

When Yuan Yuan was born by his mother, it was taken for granted that it was an egg, but this egg was a bit unusual, round like a villain.

His mother almost thought that she had given birth to a dead egg, and seeing that the egg was too round, she kicked it into the nearby mud pit.

Eggs that are destined not to hatch, why keep them?

So the mother began to concentrate on taking care of the other eggs, lest something eat her unborn monkey.

Later, none of these eggs came to fruition, and they were all eaten by Lao Wang next door.

Yuan Yuan was so fucking angry, he chased the snake for 3000 meters and almost died of exhaustion.

However, Lao Wang next door was also bitten by his mother's big turtle and was seriously injured, dying.

Later, Lao Wang next door became a nanny who specially looked after eggs for the big turtle.

This is a fact that makes those who hear it cry and those who see it sad.

After the Laowang next door steals eggs, and the nanny Laowang is added, the big turtle’s eggs have never been missing, and all of them have been successfully hatched ╮(╯▽╰)╭

After all, they are all unfertilized eggs, where can any little turtles be hatched?

A few years later, Pharaoh suddenly dug out a round turtle egg from the bottom of the mud pit, and there was a faint smell of a big turtle on it.

Lao Wang's eyes lit up at that time, he held up the round egg and swam to the big tortoise, and said to the big tortoise that was laying eggs: "Ah Qing, look! I picked up one of your eggs!"

The egg that the big tortoise Yuanqing was laying was too big, and it hadn't come out for a long time, so it was unavoidably a little irritable.

Looking at Lao Wang holding the egg, Yuan Qing also noticed the round egg he was holding.

I thought, well, this is the nest that was stolen and eaten by Lao Wang a few years ago, and there is only this villain who was thrown away by him, but he dug it out from nowhere.

Yuan Qing was furious at that time, and the fire/powder jar instantly ignited.

Immediately, she stopped laying eggs, and was no longer irritable. She went to Lao Wang angrily, and slapped him by surprise.

Lao Wang: What's the situation?

Lao Wang spat out the tortoise egg in his mouth, scratched his head with the tip of his tail, and demonstrated what it means to be ignorant with his strength.

"Get out of here, you idiot! Are you trying to annoy me on purpose! What are you doing with such a dead egg, to remind me that you ate up my first baby?"

The big paw mercilessly patted on the head of Old Wang with the blue burnt tail, beating his head and shaking him.

After beating Lao Wang, Yuan Qing instantly calmed down, and the feeling of laying eggs came again, so she obediently ran back to lay eggs.

The old Wang was left holding his head with a "dragon horn" and looking at the round turtle egg.

"Damn?" Old Wang used his tail to roll the egg, intending to shake it.

As a result, the egg was too round, and he didn't roll it up for a long time, so he had to use his teeth instead.

Putting the tortoise egg in his mouth, Pharaoh shook his head desperately, and the whole snake swung quickly to both sides like a broken spring.

It frightened the little yellow warbler passing by.

Little Huang Ying howled and cried, calling her mother that there is a pervert here.

Old Wang: ...

Come here, I swear I won’t eat you╭∩╮

After shaking for a long time, Lao Wang still felt that he was right, the egg was alive and not broken.

"This is really good!" Lao Wang turned to the direction where Yuan Qing was, and said very seriously: "I have identified it."

The big tortoise Yuan Qing wanted to slap him to death with one paw, so what if he was born alive and not a villain?It's been a few years, and it's not too late to die!

Only an idiot like Lao Wang would think that an egg that has been laid out for a few years is still good.

But the facts that followed can be said to be very embarrassing.

Just when Yuan Qing finally gave birth to the big abnormal egg with all his strength, he saw Lao Wang's teeth trembling, and the egg in his mouth cracked and came out.

Yuan Qing: ...

"Fuck you, Old Wang, and you eat my son again, are you looking for death! Even if the egg is bad, you can eat it? I'll kill you idiot!"

As he said that, Yuan Qing rushed up aggressively, and slapped Lao Wang into the puddle with his paw.

At the same time, the egg in his mouth rolled to the edge of the water, and almost fell into the water.

Only a "click" sound was heard, and the seam opened.

Lao Wang and Yuan Qing Youzhi subconsciously covered their noses together.

Before the stench escaped, they saw a chubby little turtle crawling out of the egg. It was so fat that it was ridiculous.

Pharaoh: ⊙_⊙

Yuan Qing: ⊙▽⊙

"Er Zai!" Yuan Qing, who finally had Er Zai, jumped up happily.

however……

"Papa!" The little tortoise quickly dodged Yuan Qing's embrace, crawled towards Old Wang, and hugged his scorched tail in satisfaction.

Yuan Qing: ...

Pharaoh: ⊙▽⊙

The big tortoise whipped Lao Wang again angrily.

Lao Wang didn't care if he was beaten again, he just smirked while hugging his cheap son, and didn't even care about the bigger bag on his head.

"My dear~" Old Wang smiled silly, hugged the little turtle and kissed him.

Well, the little turtle is Yuan Yuan, called Yuan Yuan by his mother, and he calls himself Yuan Yuan's Yuan Yuan.

Except for avoiding his mother's embrace when he was young, and Yuan Yuan's extraordinary speed when he hugged Lao Wang's thigh, other times, Yuan Yuan was always able to move as long as he could, and was so lazy to the core.

"Yuan Lanlan, come out!"

Bai Fang kept patting the water surface with his paws, and slapped the water column to a height of ten meters while shouting.

"Yuan Lanlan! Don't sleep! It's the new year and you're still sleeping! Get up!"

"Yuanlanlan! Your father is here! Come out!" Bai Fang kept slapping the surface of the water for a long time without any impatience.

This kind of situation is perfectly normal for Bai Fang, after all, Yuanlanlanyuan in his mouth is really lazy, and he especially loves to sleep.

Therefore, Bai Mian also knew that he would not be able to wake him up unless he called for three or four hours. As for whether it was three or four hours, it would depend on when he was called.

In fact, it's not that he can't wake up, the main reason is that he fell asleep again after waking up, and it took a longer time to cool down his second sleep skill before he could wake up.

Now the time is just right, the new year is coming, no matter how lazy Yuan Lanlan is, he should wake up and eat, so he should be able to wake him up in about three hours.

Sure enough, after three hours, Yuan Yuan crawled out of the cave in the water.While yawning, stare at Bai Fang with mung bean eyes to express his strong dissatisfaction, so that Bai Fang can realize his immoral behavior and apologize ashamedly.

But how can Bai Fang be a rabbit who can easily feel ashamed?His skin is thicker than anything else!Except that he would blush and shy in front of Mo Tutu, who could make him have emotions other than anger?

Don't think about it, it doesn't exist.

"Tell me? What made you spare your father and waste half a day calling for your son?"

"I will smash it myself." Bai Fang pushed Luo Bei to Yuan Yuan, and said, "My son smashed it and called him Uncle Yuan."

Yuan Yuan's complexion suddenly changed, and he said embarrassingly after a long time: "If you don't want me to call you dad, I won't call you dad? Are you going to use a carrot as your son to trick me into ending our relationship?"

Hearing this, Luobei's eyes lit up, and she was very good at focusing on the key points: "What kind of forbidden relationship? Could it be that Dad and Uncle Yuan are brothers or something and they have a leg?"

Yuan Yuan: ...

Bai Mian: ...

The two goblins looked at each other, looking at each other's face that didn't suit their own aesthetics at all, and instantly wished they could vomit gallbladder.

He looks so ugly, I will fall in love with him, bah!

Afterwards, Bai Fang grabbed his cheap son and his brain collapsed, but Yuan Yuan wanted to break his radish legs.

Ben Wang said that he has an accent!Don't you allow me to spread my voice?Yuan Yuan was very angry and tended to change back to his round nature.

"I said it's free, how did you raise it here? Why is it like a small train, so dirty?" If there was a cigarette in front of him, Yuan Yuan would probably be puffing out smoke rings with a vicissitudes of life while talking and smoking.

"What's a little train?" Bai Mian Luo Bei asked curiously at the same time.

"It's not important, what's important is, who taught you?" Yuan Yuan looked at Bai Fang curiously, while scanning Luo Bei with amazed eyes, and sighed: "This is not like your style~ "

The relationship between Bai Mian and Yuan Yuan can be described as a history of blood and tears.

At that time, when he was young and ignorant, Yuan Yuan hugged his current father, the original neighbor Lao Wang and later the nanny Lao Wang's thigh, and called him father, not even his own mother.

No way, in order to save her son, Yuan Qing "had to" marry Lao Wang, turning the cheap father into a real father.

Although it is true to say so, if the two are not willing, how can they get together?

Therefore, Yuan Yuan can be said to be the catalyst for the marriage between his parents. It is really gratifying to let the single dog Yuan Qing and the same single dog Pharaoh come together and successfully create another couple.

Bai Fang didn't know about this at first, but it was no match for a gossiping pheasant spirit on his mountain, who revealed the embarrassing matter of Yuan Lanlan's recognition of his father.

In addition to his father who forced him to lose weight since he was young, Bai Fang can also be regarded as a naughty brat. Although he teases cats all day long, he only teases cats. He never teases dogs, let alone causing trouble. Not too bearish either.

But although Yuan Lalan is lazy, it doesn't mean that he doesn't like to meddle in other people's business. As a result, he met him once when he was flirting with a cat for nothing.

In fact, the original situation was that the two goblins were childhood sweethearts, one was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer, but it was just for fun, but Yuan Yuan saw it.

Well, the next thing can be imagined, Yuan Yuan and Bai Fang fell in love, and Mo Tutu really couldn't stop it.

Then the two started fighting, but whoever loses and who wins must have a bet, right?

Bai Fang rolled his eyes and remembered Yuan Yuan's recognition of his father.

As a result, the bet between the two became, and whoever loses the fight will be called the winner's father.As for the deadline?Next time we fight again, the loser will still be called Dad.

There is not much difference in strength between the two little ones, and once they come and go, they call their father several times in turn.

later……

Later, Yuan Yuan couldn't beat Bai Mian, so the father kept calling.

But when he grew up, Bai Fang felt that this behavior was too idiosyncratic, and it was no different from having a bran in his head, so he forbade Yuan Yuan to call him dad again.

Yuan Yuan is also stubborn, and he will not change his life, saying that since I lost, I should call down, unless one day you will be beaten to the ground by me.

In the end, Bai Fang really had no other choice, he could only excuse that I was difficult to deal with like you, and if I messed up with my son in the future, wouldn't he be jealous to death?

Yuan Yuan blurted out a word: "Okay, let's wait until you have a son!"

When he said this, he immediately regretted it. To be honest, Yuan Yuan didn't want to call Bai Fang's father at all. After finally setting up a ladder for him to go down, Yuan Yuan kicked the ladder away.

As for this time, he blurted it out without thinking. After all, he was used to confronting Bai Fang, so he didn't react for a while.

Please allow me to...

"Forget it, stop talking nonsense, here's a meeting gift." Bai Fang stretched out his hand and put his paw in front of Yuan Lanlan.

The author has something to say:

#About Yuan Lalan why you don’t want to change your mouth#

Bai Mian: I've said it all, I don't intend to take advantage of you, why don't you change your mind?You make it hard for me to do well, don't you?

Luo Bei: Dad, you are not the only one who smashed me? What is going on with this old turtle! ! !

The old turtle is lazy →_→: I refuse!

Bai Mian⊙_⊙: Why?

Yuan Lanlan: I reject this unilateral act of canceling the agreement, as if I were taking advantage of you!

Free: -_-||

Yuan Lanlan: Besides, I haven't succeeded in getting you to call me back~ At least I have to wait for you to call me Dad!

Bai Mian: You are dreaming, go to sleep...