Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Alfred was a vampire bat, not an ordinary kind, so one day, somehow, he became human.

Unlike those vampires who are assimilated after being bitten, Ah Fu will neither shine in the sun nor drink blood to survive. For him, blood and sweets are probably only a trivial difference between delicious and delicious. That's all.

Ah Fu, who had just turned into a human, was still a naked and weak baby, without food or drink, and was about to starve to death, but there was no other way, and soon, a kind couple picked him up.

They took him back to their estate and adopted him, and that's how he got the name Alfred Wayne.

Within a few years, the Wayne couple had their own child, a little boy named Thomas, who was very cute and looked like a little angel every time he smiled.

But the war-torn era is full of dangers. In an operation to help supply supplies to the battlefield, the Wayne couple was affected by the artillery fire and both died.

All the relatives died, and the servants ran away. In the huge Wayne Manor, only A Fu, who was more than eight years old, and Thomas, who was less than one year old, remained.

Ah Fu looked at little Thomas with a headache. It is obviously not practical for an eight-year-old child to raise a one-year-old doll. In order to support his younger brother, he decided to sacrifice himself and become a housekeeper to support Wayne Manor.

As soon as he said it, Ah Fu used the meager mana he had accumulated for eight years to give himself a facelift that night.

The height was stretched to 6 feet, the fleshy body was covered with a layer of strong muscles, and the small hands full of flesh pits became distinct, and a strong young man appeared.

Alfred gave up the surname Wayne, named himself Alfred Pennyworth, and focused on raising his younger brother.

The heartless younger brother Thomas forgot his elder brother within half a month, and became dependent on the housekeeper wholeheartedly.Ah Fu watched him study, grow up, marry a wife, and have children, and the smile on his face became more and more kind.

Great, little master Bruce will grow up soon, he can retire!

In another two years, he will fake his death, and then regain his youth, and go to date some big-breasted girls, or muscular guys... It doesn't matter, anyway, he will be free soon!

The consequence of being too excited is that when surfing in bat form, seeing young master Bruce fall into the abandoned well, he lost his mind and forgot to restore his human form, and directly filled it with a bat.

He couldn't be rescued, and directly frightened the young master into bat phobia.

Ah Fu is very sad, Ah Fu blames himself.

What's even more tragic is that, before Afu finished digesting his grief, when the Wayne family went out to watch the opera, Master Bruce wanted to go home because of the damn bat phobia, and then on the way home, the family was robbed , his parents were killed, leaving behind a frightened young master Wayne.

Ah Fu really wanted to cry this time.

Seeing that the days of retirement are coming to an end, there is only one little doll left in Wayne Manor.

The eight-year-old Bruce Wayne obviously couldn't support the manor, and he couldn't manage Wayne Enterprises well, so Afu had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to support it.

He said to himself every day, it's almost over, as long as the little master grows up, meets the girl he likes, gets married, and has even one more child, I will retire, immediately!

And then waited for a full 20 years.

The 28-year-old Bruce Wayne is still unmarried and has no children. Not only is he inconsiderate of the fragile heart of the old butler, but he also plays some kind of masked knight stalk, flying around every night to fight criminals. Death, every time Ah Fu sees the new scars on the young master's body, the hand holding the cookie can't help but tremble.

unacceptable!

You don't take your own life seriously!

You are the worst Wayne I have ever brought!

……

"Ah Fu, I only slept for two hours."

Bruce struggled under the warm blanket.

Ah Fu said indifferently: "But the board meeting is set at 08:30, and it is less than 10 minutes away. Maybe you can drive over there, and then continue to sleep during the meeting, young master."

Bruce sat up with a long sigh: "Okay, okay, give me something refreshing, like...your specialty cookies?"

Ah Fu calmly passed over the plate that he had been dragging all along: "It's already ready, young master."

Bruce picked up a piece of biscuit and swallowed it whole. The sweet and greasy taste is so familiar, it is the only happiness that Bruce can feel now.

That's great, he thought, Ah Fu will always be with me.

Poor Bruce didn't know that his old butler, who was also a father and friend, didn't want to be with him all his life, and even hoped all the time that his unsatisfactory young master would get married and have children quickly, so he would retire quickly and leave these things. The Waynes are as far away as they want.

Happiness is because of ignorance.

The happy Bruce finished his cookies, drank another cup of black tea to relieve his boredom, then slowly took off his pajama pants under the urging eyes of the old housekeeper, put on his suit slowly, and sat down slowly. After entering the Rolls-Royce, the driver who was ordered by the butler drove into the Wayne Building at high speed.

At 29:[-], we arrived at the meeting site smoothly.

The driver reported to the old housekeeper: "Sir, Master Wayne has been successfully delivered."

"very good."

Ah Fu pinched a piece of the leftover cookie that Bruce ate, fed it into his mouth slowly, and then narrowed his eyes in enjoyment.

Uh huh, his craftsmanship is still so good!

……

Even in the cold and dark Gotham, there is no vitality in spring.The sun in the morning was very strong, and it was very warm and comfortable everywhere. Ah Fu shook off the newspaper he brought in this morning, pretended to take out his reading glasses, put them firmly on the bridge of his nose, and began to read.

"..."

After being silent for nearly a minute, Ah Fu suddenly took off his reading glasses in frustration, pinched the bridge of his nose to relieve the dizziness, and then felt that his eyes were much clearer.He looked at the newspaper again, and the previously blurred handwriting finally recovered their original appearance.

"It doesn't fit my personality if I don't wear reading glasses..." Ah Fu muttered, but he didn't touch the pair of reading glasses again.

He turned his attention back to the newspaper. This is the Gotham Morning News that he subscribes to every issue. It is not clear whether it can help him understand Gotham, but at least it can help him understand his young master Bruce.

As for why?

Afu unfolded the newspaper expressionlessly, and the headline on the front page read: "Batman fights the Joker again, all Arkham fugitives arrested!"

Turning back: "Wayne bought the hotel at a high price, so that his girlfriend can swim in the fish tank?"

Further on: "Six of the seven meetings were absent, Bruce slept the whole time, and the richest man in Gotham will quit the management of Wayne Group?"

And then: "Batman broke the Riddler's ribs, Gotham doesn't need such violent outlaws!"

After: "Batman or Bruce, who is Gotham's No. 1 influence?"

The thick Gotham morning paper was enough for Ah Fu to understand what Bruce was doing all day yesterday where he couldn't see.

It is also enough for him to discover Huadian.

The hand that turned the page paused, then quickly turned the newspaper back to the second page, staring fixedly at the picture accompanying the report.

In the accompanying picture, Bruce's cheeks were reddish, and he was a little drunk. He took a check for an unknown amount and sent it to the person in charge of the hotel. Just behind them, a beautiful girl with a curvy figure jumped into the aquarium fish. I am swimming happily in the large fish tank.

"This is really..." Ah Fu sighed, "This is really crazy..."

But then, he changed the subject: "But it's a good job!"

He put down the newspaper, picked up his cell phone, and pressed the number he had memorized in his heart.

After three long calls, the phone was finally connected, and a sleepy, sleepy voice sounded with a little nasal sound: "Ah Fu, I just fell asleep..." There was a sound of clothes rubbing against each other, and he watched The watch sighed dissatisfiedly: "One hour and 13 minutes!"

It was Bruce Wayne who was sent out of the house to the meeting.

Ah Fu pretended to be calm and asked: "Is the meeting over?"

Bruce said, "Of course not."

Ah Fu asked, "Where are you now?"

Bruce said strangely: "Of course it's in the conference room, Ah Fu, what's the matter with you?"

Ah Fu took a deep breath and said as calmly as possible: "You come out first, I have something important to ask you."

Bruce's voice became more serious: "Okay, wait for me..."

The eerie silence lasted for dozens of seconds, and then Bruce's voice came again: "I'm out, what's the matter?"

Ah Fu tentatively asked: "Did you talk about...a girlfriend?"

Bruce: "...huh?"

Ah Fu: "A sexy girl with long golden curly hair and a great figure?"

Bruce: "Hmmm..."

Ah Fu's British accent was so excited for the first time: "Don't try to hide it from me, I read the newspaper, you spent a lot of money, and bought a hotel for your girlfriend's 'harmless' little hobby!"

Bruce said confusedly, "Wait a minute, I don't remember... oh!"

Ah Fu asked: "Remember?"

Bruce tried his best to rummage through his memory, and found the summary of unimportant girlfriends from a bunch of clowns, superman, and Iron Man, and what his good housekeeper Alfred described was just one of them.

Bruce said casually: "Are you talking about her? Don't be kidding, Ah Fu. You should know that's just my shield. After all, I still have some work that can't be seen at night, right?"

The last hope was shattered, great disappointment swept through, Ah Fu fell into a long silence.

Bruce asked cautiously, "What's wrong with you, Fu?"

What responded to him was the "beep" sound of hanging up the phone suddenly, and Ah Fu's last cold sentence: "Wayne is a villain!"

The author has something to say:

Wayne is a villain, it's okay not to suck Wayne

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Doujin archives pit

Are you afraid of the four clowns [Comprehensive British and American]

An ordinary jailbreak, an ordinary trouble, an ordinary being beaten unconscious by a bat, and when he woke up again, the clown had three other strange "personalities" in his mind.

Then his life became like this:

Just as he was beating Jason with a crowbar, Batman broke into the door. The Lego Clown took over his body, put on a grieving face, bit his trembling lips, and said aggrievedly: "I'm fed up, you always do this , never said 'I hate you' to me..."

Batman: "?"

……

While leading a group of people to rob a bank, Batman broke into the door. The Clown took over the body, subdued the robbers one by one, and turned them over to the police station: "How dare you dare to commit crimes under the nose of the Clown?"

Batman: "?"

……

Just as he was about to start the bomb, Batman broke into the door, and the violence stopped him. The Pale Knight took over his body and said honestly and kindly: "Batman, in fact, you are the biggest villain in this city."

Batman: "?"

……

Batman: "My old enemy, seems to be getting sicker lately."

Clown: "Don't ask, you'll be beaten if you ask :)"

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romance archives pit

The dragon is laid off and reemployed

Tina the Dragon is out of a job.

As the rare female dragon of the dragon family, she doesn't want to catch ugly and funny princesses, nor does she want to play games with ugly and smelly brave men.

Until she met the devil with long platinum-blonde hair and glittering gold and diamonds all over his body...

Evil Dragon: Stunning in the world!

Demon King: I paid too much for this love:)7327