Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Batman's night watch was interrupted. For the first time in his Batman career, the night watch was not interrupted by injury.

He hurried back to the Batcave, and saw the old butler sitting on the sofa staring at a baby in the war preparation room at a glance.

"What is this!" Bruce asked frantically, pulling off his helmet.

"As you can see, it's a boy." Ah Fu said truthfully.

Bruce took a deep breath and said deadpan, "I mean, identity, background, why would Thalia send me a boy?"

A Fu picked up a card from the table next to him and handed it to Bruce: "If there is no mistake, this seems to be your son."

"It's impossible!" Bruce retorted subconsciously: "Even that time..." He vaguely said, "But we only have one night, we can't have...a child like this."

Ah Fu said strangely: "Please allow me to apologize first, I read your card."

Bruce also lowered his head and looked at the card.

Afu still said: "Ms. Augu insists that this is your child, and if you don't want to believe it, you can do a paternity test. She fully agrees with you to do so."

Bruce even doubted himself a little: "Why would she do this? I mean, even if it's really my child, wouldn't she be reluctant?"

This Afu is unknown.

The card clearly states the boy's father and mother, their name and age.

"Damian Wayne? Two years old?" Bruce looked down at the little thing in the wooden box, staring and throwing a tantrum: "Is it really that night?"

Ah Fu said, "Is it the time before you left?"

"Okay." Bruce squatted down dejectedly, seeing that he couldn't sit still, but he still tried to stare at his baby, feeling extremely tired.

The milk doll is really milky, with two heads and a body, rice grain teeth, baby fat, and a big brain.

But as long as Bruce thinks that such a child is the product of that mistake two years ago, he doesn't know what expression and attitude he should use to face this child.

"What should we do with him?" Bruce's mind was completely confused, "Things must not be as simple as Thalia said."

He squatted beside the box at a loss, his long black cape dragging on the ground, making Bruce look very pitiful in the crowd.

Ah Fu instantly recalled 20 years ago, the night Thomas and his wife were murdered. He received a call and hurried to the police station. What he saw was such a bewildered and pitiful Bruce.

The old housekeeper was stabbed in an instant, he softened and replied, "Take him for a paternity test."

Bruce asked, "And then?"

Ah Fu said: "Then adopt him. You have adopted a Dick, are you still afraid of this Damian?"

Bruce said dissatisfiedly, "I'm not afraid."

"I know." Afu said softly, "Don't worry about lack of time, and don't worry about upbringing. No matter what problems you encounter, you still have me."

Bruce looked up at his butler, his friend, his only... maybe not the only family member, touched again.

"Ah Fu..." He opened his mouth slightly, but he didn't say anything except the name that was so familiar that he could call it in his dreams.

Ah Fu patiently looked at his master, his friend, and his responsibility, and replied softly: "What's the matter, Bruce?"

Bruce blinked, reacting suddenly.Just now... Could it be that he was acting like a baby to Ah Fu?

This conclusion was even scarier than Damian being his own son. Embarrassment quickly flashed across his face, and then he coughed, trying to cover up the peace with a serious tone.

"I'm hungry." With a little force on his knees, he stood up abruptly: "Where's my supper?"

Ah Fu raised his eyebrows, and changed the subject politely: "It's in the kitchen, shall I bring it for you?"

"No." Bruce flatly refused: "I'll go by myself."

A Fu guessed his subtext: "I think you should spend more time with Master Damian."

Bruce said dissatisfiedly: "It's not sure yet, he is my son."

Ah Fu nodded in understanding, walked over and took Bruce's hand, pulled him to the sofa slowly and without hesitation, and firmly pressed him to sit down, and then retreated calmly: "I'm going to get the egg tart, you Take care of Master Damian first, he is very good."

"It's been said that I'm still not sure..."

Bruce's muttering was subconsciously blocked by Ah Fu, he speeded up to get a midnight snack, and then rushed back to the Batcave without stopping, which took no more than 5 minutes in total.

But it was completely different from before he left, the whole war preparation room was completely changed.

The gray-blue sofa seemed to be scratched by sharp claws, and there were a few deep scratches, and the white sponge layer inside was broken and pulled out, which was horrible.

The equipment parts on the table case were dismantled to pieces, and then they seemed to be knocked down by someone, and fell into pieces, which could never be put together again.

Half of the carton that originally contained the wooden box disappeared, and the gap on it looked like tooth marks. Ah Fu tried hard to find it, only to see a few carton fragments in a farther place, but they were not complete.

a mess.

But the worst one belongs to his master.

Bruce's hair was scratched in a mess, there was a small bruise at the corner of his eye, a piece of blood was bleeding from his lip, and seven|eight bloodstains were scratched on his neck. Extending to the chest, it is very miserable.

Ah Fu held the midnight snack and said in disbelief, "What's wrong with you?"

"Why did you just come back!"

Bruce's expression was on the verge of collapse, and Ah Fu was sure that even if he was a clown, he couldn't make his master show such an expression.

"I always feel that you were not injured just now?" He walked up distressedly and checked Bruce's wound: "Did I remember wrongly? Which 'hot and choking muscular beauty' wrote this?"

Bruce frowned so much that he could kill mosquitoes: "It's the one behind you."

Ah Fu tilted his head, his eyes were just above Bruce's shoulders, which allowed him to easily see the culprit through the large space on the master's shoulders.

The milk doll who was fierce and fierce in front of him, but said nothing and did nothing, was sitting on Batman's cape and laughing, scratching and tearing the corner of the cape, and in the middle of the cape, there was a The obvious indescribable water stains on the beach highlight its presence.

Ah Fu turned his head to the side, and then slowly turned back: "Master Damian?"

Bruce leaned on the table, gasping for breath: "Talia will never make me feel better, and I know she won't make me feel better."

Ah Fu didn't know how to comfort his poor master, but he had to say: "Actually, he was quite obedient when I was around."

Bruce gritted his teeth and said, "He must have inherited the genes of a master ninja."

Ah Fu said matter-of-factly: "But when you were five or six years old, you were actually so naughty that it was annoying."

Bruce looked at his butler, his comrade-in-arms in disbelief: "Aren't we on the side?"

Ah Fu frowned slightly: "But do you think that Master Damian like this can understand reprimand and teaching?"

"So." Bruce calmed down and said grimly, "I'm going to use body language he can understand to tell him what he can do and what he can't."

Afu watched helplessly as Bruce clenched his fists and turned to walk towards Damian. His heavy steps were "aggressive" in the empty preparation room, showing that the owner of the steps was furious at the moment.

But his poor new young master Damian didn't realize that the danger was coming, he was still sitting on the cape foolishly, howling and gnawing happily on the corners.

The corner of Ah Fu's mouth twitched for a moment, and the next second, as he expected, Bruce walked up to Damian, grabbed his left ankle, and then lifted him upside down.

Damian blinked quickly.

For him, the whole world suddenly turned upside down, and Rongsheng's black cloak, his favorite toy recently, was getting farther and farther away, and he couldn't reach it anymore. He stretched out his hand and tried to grab it, but he couldn't grab anything.

Damian was stunned at first, then opened his mouth, and burst into tears.

The louder and louder cries of children than usual resounded through the war preparation room, and quickly spread to the entire bat cave. Immediately afterwards, the group of resident bats deeper in the cave were also disturbed by flapping their wings and making annoying chirps Hearing the sound, Bruce frowned, raised his empty hand higher and higher, then lowered it hard, paused suddenly when he was about to reach the destination, and then lightly slapped Damian's little round ass | .

Maybe it was light enough for Bruce, but it was serious enough for a two-year-old baby with an immature mind.

Damian's howling suddenly stopped, and then he hiccupped involuntarily, and he was stunned.

Ah Fu sighed, hurried over, and poked Bruce's arm tentatively.

Bruce's lips were almost pursed into a straight line, but those deep blue eyes were also filled with bewilderment and bewilderment.

Ah Fu instantly understood that his master had no way to deal with the current situation. Even though he was acting aggressive enough to teach this cheap son a lesson, he had no choice but to beat him up.

But obviously the young child's delicate butt | butt is completely different from those "muscular beauties" of his, let him spank once, and he will never go down and spank a second time.Ah Fu had no choice but to hand over the ladder himself, so that the poor father who put himself on the high platform could save his face and walk down by himself.

"Give Master Damian to me." Alfred patted Bruce on the shoulder, and took the cub from him.

"You have always been good at raising children." Bruce said stiffly, and let go of his hand without hesitation.

Damian broke free from the fierce black man's grip, he rolled and crawled on Ah Fu's body, and then burst into loud howls again.

Unlike the previous dry thunder but no rain, this time Damian was sobbing and his nose was red. His tears fell into the butler's collar, which was very pitiful.

Old Ah Fu instantly softened his heart.

He looked at his tall and strong master, who was half a head taller than himself, and said dissatisfiedly, "Master Damian is very obedient in front of me. Are you sure you didn't do something to cause the current situation?"

Bruce said incredulously, "So I chewed through the cardboard box, scratched the couch, took apart the new gear that was about to be finished and sprinkled it all over the floor, and finally peed on my cape?"

Ah Fu lowered his head guiltily: "Maybe your appearance is a bit scary?"

"Yeah, scary." Bruce said deadpan, "With this look of the top of the list of sleepiest Gotham men."

Ah Fu said in surprise: "How do you know that list?"

Bruce gave the old butler a meaningful look: "Because my good Alfred will collect all the information about Bruce and Batman, including that damn list."

Ah Fu was at a loss for words and fell into a deep silence.