Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

"I think." Of course Ah Fu couldn't say that he broke the monitoring, he could only bite the bullet and blame, "The monitoring equipment has been used for two years, and it is in disrepair. A new batch?"

Bruce sneered.

Just when Ah Fu wondered if his excuse was too fake and caused the other party to laugh at him, Bruce nodded unexpectedly, and said clearly, "So that's the case."

Ah Fu breathed a sigh of relief: "That's right."

Bruce said: "I thought it was someone who broke it specially to hide their secrets. It seems that I was too worried."

Ah Fu's cold sweat broke out in an instant.

He suddenly had a bad intuition of being seen through, which made him very guilty.

He swallowed a few times with difficulty, and was about to say something to distract Bruce when Leslie suddenly appeared and saved him.

"What are you doing?" The female doctor hurried in with a medical tray.

Ah Fu immediately turned around, with an unprecedented enthusiasm: "Dr. Tompkins, is the antibody developed?"

Leslie walked past him without changing her expression, and walked all the way to two beds that were not far apart.

She took out a tube of reagent, skillfully smashed the top of the bottle, sucked out the clear light blue liquid with a needle, and injected it neatly into Dick's body.

As the detoxification antibody melted into the blood, Dick's frown finally gradually loosened. His face was still sickly and pale, but his lips had become ruddy visible to the naked eye.

Both the master and servant around the bed heaved a sigh of relief.

"Master Dick all right?"

"When will he wake up?"

Leslie didn't speak, and she injected Adam with the antibody in the same way, and then she replied: "If the willpower is strong enough, I can wake up tomorrow morning. If the willpower is weak, it may take a day or two." In the future, there will be many uncertainties, so it is not easy to draw conclusions immediately.”

Bruce nodded understandingly.

Leslie thought for a while, and added: "However, the patient who suffered the gunshot wound should wake up soon." She looked at the owner of the manor tentatively, and said tentatively, "Bruce... "

Bruce asked softly, "What do you want to say, Leslie?"

The female doctor sighed: "I understand that person's concerns."

"that person?"

"I'm talking about the vigilante you funded." She said, "I understand some of his concerns. It is true that many hospitals in Gotham are controlled by gangsters. It is reasonable for him to be worried about sending injured people there. But Bruce, maybe you can try to trust me and send them to my hospital, it will be of great help to their subsequent recovery."

Bruce bent down and gently hugged the worried elder: "Of course I trust you, Leslie. When their condition stabilizes, if they want to go to the hospital, I will send them to you."

He glanced at Ah Fu, knowing who was instilling the "hospital danger theory" to Leslie.

Leslie reluctantly felt relieved and planned to leave.

Ah Fu, who had been ignored all the time, finally couldn't help interrupting them after finding out that the master had been talking for a long time without getting down to business: "Doctor Tompkins, there is one more thing to trouble you."

Leslie glanced at him coolly.

Ah Fu said: "Master would like to ask you to do a paternity test."

"Paternity test?" Leslie finally looked at the old housekeeper, "Whose?"

Ah Fu went on to say: "Master and a boy."

Leslie took a deep breath: "Bruce, do you have an illegitimate child?"

Bruce's face was not very good: "That was a mistake."

"But the child is innocent." Leslie even took the initiative to talk to Ah Fu, "How old is he? How is his personality? Where is he now?"

A Fu said: "Master Damian should still be sleeping. We originally planned to go to you for identification tomorrow morning, but since you happen to be here now, let's take it back to the hospital together with the genetic sample."

Leslie nodded: "Have you prepared the samples?"

Ah Fu said, "Yes."

Bruce said suspiciously: "Huh? When are we ready... Hiss!"

Before the poor master finished speaking, Ah Fu grabbed a few hairs, and then pulled them out with all his strength, together with the hair roots and hair follicles.

"Ah Fu, you should remind me." Bruce frowned.

Ah Fu said in surprise: "You broke your ribs while playing 'Extreme Sports' and broke your arm when you were dating 'Muscle Girl', but I didn't see you delaying work. I thought you didn't have pain nerves?"

Bruce said helplessly: "Ah Fu, your sarcasm is too obvious."

"So you will take part in some extreme sports?" Ah Fu asked without hope.

Bruce said regretfully, "That's probably going to be hard."

Leslie also persuaded: "Bruce, you really should calm down. I still remember that you broke your spine last year and almost became disabled. That time really scared me to death."

Ah Fu couldn't help but said: "It's not just these, there are many 'small wounds' that I can deal with. I dealt with them in the manor and didn't send them to the hospital."

"Ah Fu!" Bruce gave A Fu a warning look, then shook his head cryptically.

Ah Fu also instantly understood that he had talked a little too much at the moment, he saw that Leslie was surprised and wanted to tear off her nightgown to check Bruce's other wounds, so he hurriedly stepped forward and got between the two of them.

"This is Bruce's hair sample." Afu tried to reset the topic, and handed the short black hair with hair follicles to the doctor.

Leslie put it away carefully, and then asked, "Where's the boy's?"

Ah Fu said, "Master Damian is sleeping."

"So?" Leslie asked suspiciously.

Ah Fu said hesitantly: "That will wake him up painfully."

Bruce glanced at Ah Fu, feeling a little uncomfortable.

Why is it that on my own side, I can do it as soon as I say it, without saying a word, but when it's the turn of that cub who is causing trouble everywhere, the housekeeper is so careful?

He also knew that a 20-year-old adult shouldn't compete with a two-year-old child everywhere, but Ah Fu's attitude changed so much, which really made him a little uncomfortable.

But he also felt that it was strange and unreasonable to be unhappy because of this matter, and this kind of cognition made him even more unhappy.

Bruce took a deep breath, suppressed that emotion rationally, and didn't make a sound.

Until he heard Leslie seriously think of a solution: "It's easy to be afraid of pain. Hair samples are not necessary. You can also choose oral mucosa and nails. The child will not feel too obvious."

And Ah Fu also thinks this is very feasible: "This is indeed a good idea, Dr. Tompkins."

Bruce squeezed through the door before his butler left.

"Master?" Ah Fu looked over strangely.

Bruce straightened his expression and said solemnly, "Don't bother."

Ah Fu said, "It's actually not troublesome?"

Bruce said to himself, "Soon, just wait for me for 2 minutes."

Then Ah Fu stood there blankly, watching helplessly as the other party took a few steps away and entered the room that belonged to the butler.Less than half a minute later, accompanied by a loud cry of "Wow wow", his mature and stable Master Wayne strode back at a faster speed.

"I said it quickly." Bruce clenched his fists and stretched his palms down towards Ah Fu.

Ah Fu spread out his palm in a daze and placed it under Bruce's right hand.

Then, Bruce opened his palm, and seven or eight strands of soft hair accurately fell into Ah Fu's palm.With hair roots and hair follicles, it is extremely standardized.

Ah Fu said in disbelief: "...you went to pull Master Damian's hair?"

"It's like you pulling my hair." Bruce added, especially deliberately, "Quick and accurate, and it doesn't hurt at all."

The child's loud cries from far to near made Ah Fu's ears numb. He subconsciously raised his head and looked outside the door. Young Master Damian was running towards him with crooked steps.

He still did not forget to complain: "Ah Fu Fu! Headache!"

Damian covered the back of his head and bumped into Ah Fu's thigh, then hugged that leg fiercely with his free hand, pointed at Bruce with the other hand, and yelled viciously: "Bad guy, pull out!" ,pull!"

After Damian came to Wayne Manor, the first thing he said was neither crying nor shouting, but it turned out to be a complaint?

Ah Fu only felt that the few hairs in his hands turned into hot potatoes in an instant.

He looked at Bruce condemningly, but his master turned his head away as if he had suddenly connected with a tendon called childishness, looking at Leslie all over the world, but not him.

Ah Fu sighed, he had no choice but to squat down halfway, hugged Damian, who was dry but not rainy, into his arms, and shook him lightly for comfort.

And that annoying little brat was lying on Ah Fu's shoulder, whining and pretending to be pitiful, suing Bruce, the unscrupulous father.

Damian seemed to have figured out who the person who really had the right to speak in this family was overnight, and hugged his thigh precisely.And Bruce had to admit that he seemed to be born to be at odds with this little guy who was suspected of being a parent, and he became more and more disliked by him.

Ah Fu ignored the weird atmosphere between the father and son who looked at each other and hated each other, and gave Damian's hair sample to Leslie.

"I made you laugh." He began to see off the guests, "There are some accidents today, so I won't keep you as a guest."

Leslie nodded knowingly: "I will notify you as soon as the result comes out."

The female doctor left in a hurry.

Ah Fu looked at his master and said helplessly, "Master Damian is less than two years old..."

Bruce interrupted his butler and corrected: "But this is a two-year-old with the genes of the League of Assassins, you can't compare him to a normal child."

A Fu spread his hands: "So, what are you bullying a...well, a two-year-old boy with the genes of the League of Assassins?"

Bruce looked at the two cubs in Ah Fu's arms, and the prickly head was staring at him recalcitrantly, which fully reflected the extreme incompatibility of the deity.

"It's not bullying." Bruce looked away anxiously, and replied with Ah Fu's previous reason, "We just have different personalities."

Afu: "..."

Alfred has nothing to say.

Embarrassment and silence spread around the two of them.At this moment, there was a crisp sound of an object falling to the ground in the next room.

"Harris is awake?" Bruce broke the silence with relief, "I'll go see him."

Ah Fu looked at the back of Bruce who was leaving quickly, and for some reason, he felt as if he was running away.