Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

The dull atmosphere lasted for a long time, and finally Bruce couldn't bear it and broke it with words.

He summed up Ah Fu's behavior with deep confusion and incredulity: "You sold me to Murdoch, and then he refused?"

Ah Fu did not agree with his conclusion.

"To be precise, I want to introduce you to each other..." After Bruce protested that they already knew each other, he changed his words and said, "...Well, I want to introduce you to a blind date, but he refused."

"Why did he refuse?"

Bruce felt that the recent absurd things were coming one after another, such as Alfred's strange state of suspended animation, the blind date with Murdoch, and the strange and daydreaming question he asked.

As soon as this sentence was asked, Bruce immediately regretted it.

But before he could take the topic away, Ah Fu answered him with a gloomy face: "It was hard for me to accept at first, you are obviously handsome and rich, and you have the same little hobbies as Mr. Murdoch - I am Say, you guys are kindred spirits and love dating 'muscle girls' - how could you be turned down so quickly and without hesitation? Until he says why."

Bruce answered subconsciously: "Why?"

Afu sighed and said: "Mr. Murdoch can't accept a philandering partner, he is a dedicated and honest man."

Such a reason made Bruce unacceptable for a while.

This kind of emotion even made him forget that he himself resisted blind dates, and instead began to defend himself: "But you know, I just pretended to be that way during the day just to hide another identity better .”

A Fu said pitifully: "But you did have sex with many cover girls, sir, you have done too much superficial work."

Bruce wanted to say something more.

Ah Fu raised his hand, sighed and patted the master's shoulder, and comforted him: "In blind dates, failure is the norm, so you don't have to pay too much attention to it."

The weight on his shoulders snapped Bruce back to his senses.

"Of course I don't care, I don't want a blind date at all." He emphasized, "Ah Fu, don't arrange a blind date for me again, I mean any blind date!"

Ah Fu looked at the master questioningly.

Bruce looked back at the butler firmly.

Then Ah Fu turned around and said nonchalantly, "Shouldn't you go find Master Dick, the muffins seem to be getting cold again."

Bruce had been with the butler for decades, how could he not know that this was his polite refusal?But now is really not a good time to say these things, so he could only frown and return to the guest room with a heavy heart.

He absent-mindedly accompanied Dick to have breakfast, and even more absent-mindedly watched Dick promise Ah Fu that he would take good care of his brother. Finally, he was dragged into the garage by the old housekeeper absent-mindedly. Then he suddenly woke up and remembered their other friend today. Task.

——Go to Leslie's hospital and get the result of the appraisal.

"What time did you have an appointment with Leslie?" Bruce asked.

In the corridor, he only heard the phone call from the butler to Murdoch, but not the conversation between him and Leslie, so he asked curiously.

Ah Fu replied calmly: "08:30."

Bruce glanced at the time: "But it's already eight o'clock?"

Ah Fu said, "We can drive faster, isn't that what you always do?"

Bruce still remembers the last time he worked as a driver for the butler, what the man said: "Didn't you say that you wish I could drive more smoothly?"

"You really hold a grudge too much." Ah Fu naturally remembered.

That was when they went to the orphanage to see if there were any children who could be adopted children, but unexpectedly met Dick.At that time, he really disliked Bruce for driving too fast, but he didn't expect it to be remembered until now.

Ah Fu couldn't help feeling a little helpless.

Bruce denied it: "It's not really a grudge."

"You are always right." Ah Fu took the initiative to admit defeat. He has always done this. "Then, shall we get in the car now?"

Bruce said, "Wait a minute, there's another little guy, I almost forgot."

He turned into the secret passage of the garage, all the way down.

The rebuilt Wayne Manor continued the fine traditions of the past, and built a lot of new secret passages, and there happened to be one in the garage.

This secret passage leads directly to the Bat Cave, and Bruce comes out of the secret passage and goes directly to the door of the combat preparation room.

Ah Fu followed suspiciously: "What are you looking for?"

Bruce walked to the battered silver sports car and opened the door.He got almost his entire upper body inside, and was surprised to find: "The glove box was opened?"

When the master approached the sports car, Ah Fu had an ominous premonition in his heart. When the master clearly said "glove box", this premonition reached its peak.

"Maybe I forgot to turn it off earlier?" He made a hypothesis that no one would believe.

Bruce stepped back and shook his head: "I put a bat in it."

Ah Fu said in a tight voice, "I'm sorry I can't understand your hobbies."

"Of course it's not a hobby." Bruce didn't notice Ah Fu's abnormality, and continued, "It was unconscious before, so I put it in the glove box, and I made sure the door was closed."

Based on his own experience, Ah Fu gave an explanation: "Maybe it woke up again, then opened the glove box and flew away?"

Bruce was thoughtful: "But the window is closed and the door is not opened, how could it fly away?"

Alfred was in a cold sweat.

He got out of the car in a hurry before and ignored this.Normal bats can't open the door, and it's impossible to get out of the car!

Unable to let Bruce worry about this question any longer, Ah Fu pretended to be curious and asked, "Where did you pick up the bat?"

Bruce glanced at Ah Fu, but responded cooperatively: "I was actually poisoned by the fear gas last night, but I woke up earlier. When I regained consciousness, a bat had already fallen on my body."

Ah Fu squeezed the cuff buttons nervously.

Bruce said with some concern: "I didn't turn on the bat transmitter at that time, but there were swarms of bats circling above my head. When I was confused, I felt a giant bat with a length of several meters approaching me at high speed. , and when I woke up, there happened to be a little bat on my body."

"Wow." Ah Fu pinched his cuff buttons and said dryly.

"You know, Alfred." Bruce said, "There is no pure coincidence in this world. There must be something that I accidentally overlooked."

Ah Fu couldn't let him continue to think deeply: "There are tens of thousands of bats in the bat cave, and they all come out at night. Maybe you just happened to encounter them collectively looking for food? It's not surprising. And The giant bat you mentioned is probably the hallucination brought to you by the fear toxin."

Bruce didn't deny this: "I thought so too. It wasn't a giant bat that approached me at that time, it was probably that little bat, so I have to figure out why it suddenly approached me."

Ah Fu was very distressed. He felt that he could not easily shake his master's speculation, because an ordinary bat really had no reason to approach a human being.

Even if he was dressed like a big black bat.

Alfred has to get this over with quickly.

He squeezed his cuff buttons hard, and changed the subject abruptly: "It's ten past eight, sir. Wayne Manor is nearly half an hour's drive from Tompkins Private Hospital. It's not a good idea to keep the lady waiting." .”

Sure enough, Bruce stopped thinking about the bat, but he didn't start immediately as the butler thought, and his focus shifted to another matter.

"Why are you pinching your cuff buttons?" Bruce asked.

Ah Fu paused.

Bruce looked at him suspiciously: "I remember, you pinch your cuff buttons when you're nervous. So, did I make you nervous? What did I do?"

Ah Fu was tense to a certain extent, but completely relaxed.

He let go of the fingers pinching the cuff buttons, smoothed the folds of the cuffs, the cold sweat on his forehead gradually disappeared, and the whole person miraculously returned to normal state.

He said in a slightly disgusted tone: "You talk too much."

Bruce was a little aggrieved: "This is really an unreasonable accusation."

A Fu said condemningly: "You always don't leave, we are getting closer and closer to the agreed time, which makes me very anxious."

Anxiety to nervousness, which is reflected in those small movements?

Bruce accepts the explanation: "Well, Fu, it was my fault. Shall we go now?"

Ah Fu breathed a sigh of relief: "Let's go, master."

The master and the servant finally got into the car, and this time it seemed that it was still the familiar configuration of Bruce Driver and Master Alfred.They galloped all the way towards Leslie's private hospital at the fastest speed that would not issue a ticket, and successfully arrived at the destination at 29:[-].

"You are quite punctual." Leslie looked at the two people who walked into the dean's office counting the seconds, and said without words.

Bruce has always been more relaxed in front of familiar elders.

He even pretended to be modest and said: "Punctuality has always been my strength, Leslie, don't praise me like that."

Ah Fu couldn't take it anymore: "Dr. Tompkins, we are here to get the test results."

Leslie also lost interest in chatting, and after making an internal call and dispatching an ambulance to Wayne Manor to pick up Harris, she picked up a document from the desk and handed it to Bruce.

Bruce took a breath, opened the file, and turned to the last page.

——The cumulative non-parent exclusion rate was 0.99999999989.

"This..." Bruce still had a sense of unreality.

Ah Fu leaned over: "Congratulations, master, I knew that Master Damian is your child."

Bruce closed the file and said to Leslie, "Next time, I'll bring that kid over."

Leslie asked suspiciously: "Is there anything else that needs to be tested?"

"I wonder if there's anything else wrong with that kid's body," Bruce said.

Bruce's headache is Damian's physical condition. He is from the Assassin's League. Judging from his previous performance, he definitely has some kind of psychological problem, but he doesn't know whether his body has been developed in advance, overloaded training pass.But of course Leslie didn't know this, so she nodded briskly.

"I'm free these days, you can bring him here anytime."

After getting Leslie's positive reply, Bruce felt relieved.The master and servant said their goodbyes and left the dean's office one after the other. It was only over an hour later, less than ten o'clock in the morning.

"Shall we go home directly?" Ah Fu sat in the co-pilot, fastened his seat belt, and asked.

Bruce didn't want to go home so early to face the two little beans: "I haven't been to the company for the past two days..."

Afu looked at him distrustfully.

Bruce bit the bullet and continued: "I remember that there was a cooperation project with the Stark Group in early March. The details have not yet been finalized, and the group needs me."

Ah Fu's expression became even more skeptical: "Master, that project...was at the end of February."

Bruce: "..."

The poor lord looked at his butler speechlessly, refusing to say another word.

The author has something to say:

When I flipped through the comment area, I saw a little cutie who discovered the truth of this article

——As the housekeeper, I ate the master who couldn't be sold

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