Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

It is true that nothing good happens.

Bruce looked at her warily: "I don't think we're close enough to meet in private."

Thalia took a step forward: "In fact, I have a reason to do this, and I hope you can cooperate."

Bruce took a step back warily: "Like?"

Thalia laughed. "Like, give me your genes, like that night three years ago."

Bruce: "?!"

Bruce always felt like he was being molested.

But Thalia obviously didn't think so: "Shut up your expression, Bruce, I just want your genes, but I don't want to sleep with you again."

Perhaps it was her disgusted expression that caused Bruce's discomfort, and he said dissatisfiedly, "One Damian isn't enough?"

Thalia pouted: "Actually, he's just a failure."

Bruce's expression became serious: "So you abandoned him and sent him to me?"

Thalia sighed: "I admit that the potions back then were semi-finished products, and I used them too hastily, which led to the current situation. But now that everything has matured, we can definitely try again and create a perfect one. The presence!"

Bruce had to correct her aloud: "It wasn't us, it was you. So, that's why you turned off the power and brought me here?"

He opened the buckle of the suitcase, revealing the armor and equipment that belonged to Batman.What's more, for an old acquaintance who knew his identity, he didn't need to put on Batman's armor.

He said pointedly, "Thalia, I'm not drunk today."

"I can make you drunk again." Thalia was not nervous, but said another thing, "Do you know where the original person in charge of your control room went?"

She conjured up a gas mask out of nowhere and tightly clasped her nose and mouth. The next moment, a light green mist sprayed down from the ceiling, quickly enveloping the two confronting people in the control room.

Her voice sounded through the gas mask: "He has been immersed in the most terrifying hallucination in his life, and he will never wake up."

Bruce's limbs began to weaken, his brain began to dizzy, and the scenes of the tragic death of his parents in Crime Lane began to flash frequently.

"Fear gas?" Almost immediately, he realized what it was, "The scarecrow really has something to do with you."

Thalia said proudly: "So what, the famous Batman has fallen into my hands twice."

Bruce didn't speak, the buckle of the suitcase had been completely opened, he quickly took out a thumb-sized glass bottle, crushed the bottle mouth with his thumb, and poured it into his mouth.

Thalia's determined smile disappeared: "What are you drinking?"

Soon, Bruce's expression returned to normal. He discarded the empty bottle and had no time to put on his battle armor. He only pulled out his bat belt, fastened it around his waist, and rushed towards Talia.

"Don't you know?" He clenched his fist and swung it out fiercely, "The scarecrow's poison gas is useless, we have developed the original antibody."

Batman has no rules not to hit women, even if the target is his ex-girlfriend, he will not be relentless.

The control room quickly became a mess. They all studied under Master Ninja, one was a direct disciple with more than two years of actual combat experience, and the other was the daughter of Aogu who grew up in the Assassin League. dominant.

In the auditorium.

Ah Fu followed the master's instructions and found Master Dick.

He sat at the long table in the corner, which was originally the most inconspicuous place in the auditorium.But there was a sudden power outage, and the auditorium was pitch black. The corner by the window became the focus of the audience under the moonlight.

It also made Ah Fu see him at a glance.

At that time, Dick was sitting on the sofa, chatting happily with Mr. Stark, and the accident at the banquet seemed to have no effect on him.

Stark found a bottle of whiskey from somewhere, and drank glass after glass without getting drunk.

He can even take time to chat with the children he just met, and slander the abilities and character of the other's adoptive father by the way.

"I have participated in hundreds of banquets, large and small, and I have never had such an accident. Wayne's preparations are not very good."

After talking for a long time without getting a response, Stark closed his mouth bored.He looked down at the kid, who was looking at his wine glass curiously, eager to try.

What's not clear about this?

"Want?" Stark shook his wine glass, seductively.

Dick's eyes lit up and he nodded quickly.

Stark didn't know what to think of, smiled wickedly, let go and said, "Orange juice is finished."

Dick was so clever, he immediately grasped the spirit, picked up the half glass of iced orange juice left, and drank it up.He handed Stark the glass with the few pucks left, and got his wish for a glass of whiskey.

Stark seemed to be very experienced and said: "If you don't want the first drinking experience, like drinking low-quality grapefruit juice, it's best not to drink whiskey and orange juice like this, it tastes very weird."

Dick suddenly realized: "So you want me to drink up the orange juice first?"

Stark continued to talk eloquently: "Whiskey with ice is actually far less delicious than water, but now it's a bit troublesome to find water, and ice cubes are better than nothing."

Dick nodded with a teachable face, held the whiskey diluted by the ice hockey, and brought it to his mouth excitedly, and then was easily snatched away by a big old hand.

"My wine!" Dick raised his hand eagerly to get his drink back.

"It's your juice." Afu took away the whiskey disapprovingly, and then stuffed the orange juice he got at an unknown time into Dick's raised hand.

"Ah Fu..."

As soon as Dick heard the sound, he knew that drinking was hopeless.

He raised his head and looked at the old butler, but he dragged out the ending in a depressed manner, but in the end he put down his hand wisely, and regretfully said goodbye to the whiskey.

Afu let Dick go, but he didn't intend to let Stark go: "Abetting underage drinking, do you want me to report you to the police?"

Stark laughed: "It's not that serious, Mr. Steward."

Ah Fu was unmoved, and still stared at Stark dissatisfiedly, which made the other party finally couldn't help it, and told the truth: "Well, don't look at me like that, it's actually not wine."

Dick froze for a moment: "Isn't it whiskey?"

"Of course not." Stark touched his nose in embarrassment, with big caramel-colored eyes, looking so innocent and sincere, "I just want to tease Dick because it's so funny. You You know, I am quitting alcohol, I have only drank grape juice and grapefruit juice tonight, they are my own secret weapons, that bad taste will make me temporarily lose the desire to drink, so... "

Ah Fu put the glass of "whiskey" back on the table, and said inexplicably, "So, this glass of whiskey with ice..."

"Iced grapefruit juice, actually?" Dick said weakly.

Stark snapped his fingers: "bingo~"

cheated!Dick thought brokenly.

He collapsed back in grief and anger, and slammed into the back of the sofa hard.

Ah Fu stared at the grapefruit juice on the table for a long time, then picked it up again.

Of course, he wouldn't listen to Stark's explanation, and easily believe that someone would bring their own drinks when attending high-class banquets, even though the matter of him quitting alcohol had been published countless times in the newspapers, so it was well known.

He needs to verify it himself.

Thinking of this, Ah Fu brought the glass to his lips, and took a shallow sip.

"How about it?"

Dick Boy is very interested in the fact that he almost drank "fake wine".

But the old butler's face was wrinkled, and he took a weak breath: "Hiss... so bitter..."

Was it grapefruit juice, he couldn't taste it bitterly, but it was definitely not whiskey.

So, with this hell taste, how did Stark not change his face, one cup after another, and drank more than half of the bottle?

Ah Fu and Dick looked at Stark at the same time, feeling admiration for the first time in their hearts.

After confirming that Stark did not instigate Dick to drink, Afu softened his attitude towards the New York rich man a lot.

Therefore, for the master's "lifetime event", he can finally test Stark.

The butler coughed and started the topic: "Mr. Stark."

Stark looked at him suspiciously: "Why did your attitude suddenly change so much?"

Ah Fu ignored the other party's question and continued: "You and Master Wayne are both young billionaires. You are equally handsome, equally romantic, and equally fond of doing charity... Actually counting it down, you have a lot in common. What is your opinion on this?"

Stark thought for a second: "I hit someone?"

Ah Fu: "...Why can't you see it as a kind of wonderful fate?" Do you have to be like Bruce, entangled in what kind of character design?The old butler swallowed the second half of the sentence.

"Sorry?" Stark asked confusedly, "What do you want to say?"

Ah Fu hit a half straight ball: "I remember you are still single now?"

Stark didn't understand, so he said, "It's not wrong to say that? Although I just slept with a Rebecca... or Lilith last night? Sorry, I forgot. Anyway, it was a sexy and hot female reporter. , but come on, that's just a fluff|friend, not a girlfriend, I explained it very clearly, why is Xiaojiali still unhappy? She doesn't even want to accompany me to today's banquet, because I don't have a female companion , I had to find Thalia, but that woman, alas, she is too strong, we can't get along."

Ah Fu looked at him calmly.

Stark paused, then said slowly, "I mean, yes, I'm single, what can I do, Steward Pennyworth?"

"No, nothing, just a random question."

Although they are all playboys, they shouldn't dislike each other.

But his master has been alone in the vacant room for at least a month, and Mr. Stark's girlfriend... well, he calls it a gun | friend, and there was still contact yesterday?

If you introduce them to a blind date, no matter how you think about it, it will be your master who suffers!

Thinking of this, Ah Fu squeezed out a business-like smirk, and then without hesitation removed Stark from Bruce's blind date list.