Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

The farce was over, and there were no casualties, so the reputation of the Wayne family did not continue to be tarnished.

Bruce apologized to the guests, handed over Maroney and his men to the police, and finally said goodbye to Stark, so that he managed the situation hastily, and did not read in the next day's newspaper Excessively defamatory reports.

The second day is Saturday.

It was a day when Dick didn't have to go to school and Bruce didn't have to go to work. It was a good day for family gatherings.

Ah Fu provided a delicious breakfast for every member of the family, as well as the indispensable cookies, and then announced the news at the long table.

"What?" Bruce coughed a few times, narrowly put down the hot milk in his hand, and repeated in disbelief, "Family gathering? What?"

Dick's expression was the exact opposite of his father's excitement: "Want to play? The whole family? Playground?"

The boy's barren little mind could only think of the playground, but Ah Fu denied him: "Let's go shopping."

Dick blinked slowly, not understanding the necessary connection between shopping and family gatherings.

Bruce saw through Ah Fu's mind at a glance: "What do you want to buy?"

A Fu said with a smile: "Didn't you think you didn't have a suitable dress yesterday? Today is a good time to fill your cloakroom while you are on vacation."

Bruce didn't believe him: "Tell the truth."

Ah Fu: "...Master Dick's seasonal clothes are not ready yet."

Dick grinned movedly: "Ah Fu, I love you!"

Bruce patted his adopted son's head to make him quiet, and continued to ask as expected: "Anything else?"

Ah Fu had no choice but to say: "I have to buy a small bed for Master Damian."

Bruce: "Hmmm..."

Ah Fu said with an accentuated tone: "Children always sleep with their parents."

Bruce thought about Damian's performance these days, and avoided it: "I don't think it's necessary."

Ah Fu also thought about the performance of the young master, and became more determined: "We must buy a small bed and put it in your bedroom."

Although Damian is much more obedient in front of Afu than in front of Bruce, it has to be said that this kid is naturally energetic and has an amazing desire to destroy.

He was much more difficult to take care of than Thomas when he was young!

Even if it's not known whether it's because of the sequelae of the medicine, Damian is a little lethargic, but Ah Fu still feels exhausted.

Alfred has been ground into such a state, and Bruce doesn't want to pick up this hot boy.

But the steward's attitude was very firm, so he had no choice but to say shamelessly: "It's not impossible if you have to throw him here."

Ah Fu's eyes lit up.

Bruce finished the second half of the sentence harshly: "But good Fu, you have to move here too, I won't take care of the cubs."

After he finished talking triumphantly, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was great. He didn't have to worry about taking care of Damian, and he could take advantage of the opportunity of being in the same room to observe Ah Fu and see his hidden secrets. What is that "little" secret?

It's a pity that according to the character of the housekeeper, he would definitely not agree to his proposal.

Bruce thought so.

But to his surprise, Ah Fu was silent for a long time, and unexpectedly nodded for the first time.

"Okay." He answered calmly under Bruce's astonished gaze, "Go buy a cot today, and Master Damian and I will move there in the evening."

Bruce felt a sense of ecstasy.

Ah Fu went on to say: "But master, temporarily ignore your dates with the 'muscle girls'. In the rest of the time, it's better to take care of Master Damian yourself, what do you think?"

Bruce looked at Damian, who was eating all over his face, and then at the serious old butler, feeling that he lost his appetite for a moment.

Dick glanced at his adoptive father and said cautiously, "Bruce..."

"?" Bruce looked at his adopted son who might be trying to comfort him.

Dick said, "If you're full, your cookie... can I have it?"

Bruce: "..."

Throw away such an uncaring adopted son.

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At ten o'clock in the morning, the servants of the manor took their seats one after another.A Fuzai carefully told the maid about some things, and then drove away from the manor with the Wayne family.

The driver who drove today was Alfred. Bruce was deprived of his driver's status because "the speed is too fast, it will scare the children". The view, watching his old housekeeper.

Ah Fu persuaded for the third time: "If you are really bored, you can sit in the back and develop a relationship with the young masters."

Bruce also refused for the third time: "Then Damian scratched his face, bit his hands, and scratched his ears? Ah Fu, you have changed. You have cubs, so you don't feel sorry for me anymore."

"This is really an unreasonable accusation." Ah Fu still looked straight ahead and said nasty words, "You know my heart, you are my most important person, and no one can replace you."

Bruce felt comfortable all over: "Even the cubs?"

Ah Fu said with certainty: "Even if it's young masters."

Bruce was very satisfied, and because of this, he had more patience with these cubs who distracted Ah Fu's attention.

During the casual chat, the luxury car drove into the business district and parked in the parking lot.

The family of four got out of the car and went to the children's clothing store at the first stop to choose seasonal clothes for the two young masters.

After nearly emptying the children's clothing store, they happily left, and then moved to the men's clothing store to choose dresses for Bruce.

In front of the dazzling array of suits, Bruce lacked interest, "Actually, my clothes are not in a hurry."

Ah Fu didn't know the reason for Bruce's sudden change of mind, so he could only guess: "You think ready-made clothes are relatively ordinary, and you want to order high-end ones?"

Bruce said, "Of course not. But I don't want to buy it for myself today."

Ah Fu raised his eyebrows: "Master, what exactly do you want to do?"

Bruce walked up behind the butler, pushing his shoulders forward.

"Ah Fu, I want to buy clothes for you!" This is what he had thought a long time ago, "You have too few clothes, except for black tuxedo and black suit, I hardly see you wearing other clothes, my How can the butler be so shabby?"

This caught Ah Fu a little off guard. He didn't expect the master to say that, and he was a little flustered for a while.

But he quickly regained his composure, and refused in a good voice: "I don't need it, sir. Besides, do you want to see my private property? That has nothing to do with being poor."

The wages offered by Wayne Manor have always been the highest in the industry. From the time of Thomas to the present, Afuguang has saved his wages, which is a wealth that is beyond the reach of ordinary high-income earners.

What's more, he still has so many sideline incomes - such as the various bonuses he got when he joined the army as Al, and the rich returns he got when he invested as Tom - in short, if Ah Fu's wealth is really revealed, I'm afraid brother Tan's rich list also has his place.

But Bruce is really not interested in looking at other people's private property, unless it is a criminal he wants to investigate.So he almost immediately rejected Ah Fu's not-so-sincere suggestion.

"No, thank you." Bruce felt aggrieved, "But as the owner of the manor, the master you serve, don't I have the right to dress up my butler?"

Ah Fu couldn't understand: "Why are you dressing up as an old man?"

What responded to him was a gradually heavier thrust from behind his shoulders. He took a step forward in a gentle manner, and then heard his master say, "Go pick out clothes."

"Okay, master." Ah Fu sighed helplessly, "If you really think so, I will always listen to you."

Bruce was finally satisfied.

Dick looked at the pair of master and servant in a daze, completely unable to intervene in the conversation between the two, and was immediately left out in the cold.Dick moved to the corner pitifully, and then was sat down by the clever sister of the clerk, and watched cartoons.

Damian is much easier to deal with, just give him any toy and he can curl up on the sofa and play all day.

After asking about Damian's information from Dick, the clerk took out a box of building blocks and placed them in front of him.

After arranging the two puppies properly, she breathed a sigh of relief, returned to the store manager, and started serving the two big customers in front of her.

There is no one in Gotham who doesn't know Bruce Wayne, just like no one doesn't know Batman and the Joker.

When the family walked in, the store manager knew that his luck had come.

Although the richest man didn't plan to go into battle by himself, but wanted to prepare outfits for the housekeeper, she was surprised for a moment, but she quickly put her mind away and concentrated on serving.

She introduced a lot of new products of the season, fashion week's hits, but Ah Fu's response has been mediocre.

Until the posture was loose and slowly sat upright, I couldn't help asking: "Don't you like it, Ah Fu?"

Ah Fu pondered and said: "I have never liked suits very much."

Bruce questioned reasonably: "But I've only ever seen you in a suit?"

Ah Fu retorted more reasonably: "Because that's working hours."

When he was Tom, he never wore a suit once. When he was Al, he only wore ordinary T-shirts or jackets except for the system. He really didn't care about suits.

Bruce was taught: "Then look at the others."

The store manager knew that their efforts were in the wrong direction, so he hurriedly put down the suits and introduced other styles. This time, Ah Fu finally became interested.

He declined the mature and steady style they recommended, and picked up a pair of harem pants, a school-style long windbreaker, and a light green T-shirt.

Bruce's expression went blank for a moment: "You want to try these?"

Ah Fu didn't understand, so he said, "Of course. What's the problem?"

Bruce hesitated, "They're too...too young, maybe not for you?"

Ah Fu frowned, the young style doesn't suit him, does he look very old?

The housekeeper who didn't know what to do opened the door of the fitting room, walked in with the clothes, and then closed the door with a "bang".

Bruce touched his nose in embarrassment. He was sure that Ah Fu would come back with a feather, so he was not in a hurry to refute. Instead, he sat back on the sofa and looked at the fitting room, intending to verify his inference immediately.

Time passed by, the door of the fitting room was gently pushed open, and then Bruce met a completely different housekeeper.

What he said before was not wrong. The old butler really didn’t suit these young people’s fancy outfits. The campus-style windbreaker and hip-hop harem pants really didn’t match Ah Fu, but that thin T-shirt made Bruce I was speechless for a while.

The overly thin fabric wrapped the butler's upper body close to the body, exposing the conspicuous pectoral muscles and the tight muscles between the waist and abdomen clearly and clearly.

Bruce thinks this is very unreasonable: "Why do you have abs?"

Ah Fu replied naturally: "As I said, I have fitness, sir."

Bruce didn't know how to express his sense of absurdity: "But you're in your seventies!"

"So." Ah Fu took two steps back, "Is this okay?"

Bruce: "...oh."

Ah Fu said with a smile: "You pay?"

Bruce took out his card: "I said, I will pick out clothes for you today, and of course I will pay for it."

Ah Fu glanced at the card out of the corner of his eye, then suddenly lowered his voice and said, "I've always had a question."

Bruce put the card on the POS machine: "What?."

Ah Fu: "Why do you want to set the password as my birthday?"

Bruce: "...how do you know?!"

The author has something to say:

Do you have a lot of question marks, little Bruce?