Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Ah Fu looked at the boy behind Dick, always feeling a little familiar, but couldn't remember where he saw it.

He simply asked, "Master, why don't you introduce your new friend?"

Dick reacted belatedly, patted his forehead annoyed, and hurriedly started to introduce.

He first solemnly introduced A Fu: "This is my new friend Jason Todd, and this apartment belongs to him."

Bruce didn't agree: "If I'm not wrong, your new friend just found a small abandoned apartment and lived in it as a shelter. This doesn't mean that he is the owner of this apartment."

Jason didn't know why, but he didn't like this grown-up from the very beginning.Hearing him say that now, my heart became more and more repulsive, and the tone of my speech was naturally not friendly.

"This is old Martin's apartment. He was killed by gangsters seeking revenge half a year ago, so now the apartment is ownerless. I live in it, of course it is mine."

Dick didn't want his new friend to have a bad relationship with his adoptive father, so he interrupted the two of them to continue the unfinished introduction.

"Jason, this is my favorite elder Alfred Pennyworth, you can call him Alfred just like me, I don't think he will mind." After introducing the housekeeper enthusiastically, he will Focusing on Bruce, he said succinctly, "This is my adoptive father."

Bruce: "...so I don't even deserve a name?"

Dick silently looked away, not wanting to look at his ignorant father again.

As for what he said just now, he had already angered his little partner. If it wasn't for his own sake, he might have kicked him out.

He vaguely introduced the past, clearly trying to ease the relationship, why didn't Bruce understand!

Regarding Bruce's grievances, no one could understand except the housekeeper.

Jason also couldn't understand it.

Due to the previous unhappiness, he was standing behind Dick, watching the two of them warily... mainly Bruce, who didn't speak.

Ah Fu bent down and offered him his hand: "Of course you can call me Ah Fu, I am Master Dick's housekeeper and an 'old' friend of his, I don't know if I am lucky enough to be your friend , Mr. Todd?"

The boy with an unruly expression blinked his eyes blankly, and was momentarily stunned by the sudden overtures from the grown man.

Ah Fu didn't take back his outstretched hand, that warm and clean big hand quietly stopped in front of Jason's eyes, bewitching him silently.

Jason didn't last long, and was soon defeated by the gentle and kind eyes of the butler.He coughed with flushed cheeks, and put his hand in the other's palm with a reserved face.

"I can't help you," he muttered. "You can call me Jason. I mean, since you're Dick's friend, you can be my friend too."

Ah Fu solemnly clenched Jason's hand, shook it formally as he would treat an adult, and then let go, and then lightly touched the head of the boy who deliberately lowered the corners of his mouth to prevent his smile from being too obvious. touched.

Well, just as he imagined, this kid looked wary like a hedgehog with fried hair at first, but in fact every strand of hair was so soft that it felt very good when rubbed.

Jason's eyes widened in surprise, and he grasped it a few times in bewilderment with his hands hanging by his sides, but he didn't make any further moves. He let the top of his head be rubbed back and forth, and his face turned redder.

Dick patted Jason on the shoulder, looking like "I'm protecting you", while Damian was hugging a bald bear and laughing heartlessly.

Those four people looked so harmonious and happy, in stark contrast to Bruce, who was alone two steps away.

The poor master who was excluded finally coughed lightly, breaking the warm atmosphere of the four of them.

Under the condemning gaze of the housekeeper, he asked annoyingly: "So, how do you know that we are here?"

Dick said honestly: "The truth is we don't know."

"Okay," Bruce said, "but the timing of your downfall is so coincidental."

Dick explained patiently: "I didn't know it was you and Ah Fu outside, but we heard voices, and I knew someone must have entered the apartment, so I came down to take a look."

Jason had already snatched his hair back from Ah Fu at this time, and he hid behind Dick again, a little far away from the old butler who withdrew his hand in a daze, and finally heaved a sigh of relief like a grown-up. A little sense of security.

He added: "The soundproofing of the apartment is not very good. I live on the second floor, and I can hear the cries of drunks on the street clearly, not to mention the loud noise downstairs just now."

This should be the sound of Ah Fu breaking the wooden door. Bruce reluctantly accepted this explanation, but he still had a lot of doubts to clarify. This feeling that something was not completely under his control made him not particularly happy. Comfortable.

Dick said, "Don't wait here, let's go upstairs first."

Ah Fu said kindly: "Mr. Jason lead the way."

"Follow me." Jason muttered in a low voice, turned around first, and returned to the second floor the same way.

Jason walked in the front and led the way, and the closest behind him was Damian who was holding the bald bear, then Dick who was protecting Damian and walking up, and the one who fell at the end, frowning as if thinking something. Thinking Bruce.

Ah Fu retreated to the door first, closed the damaged door again, and then followed up again.

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you close the door or not." Jason opened the door of the house he lived in, and saw the housekeeper who was a step behind, so he said.

He wasn't wrong either.Because of Ah Fu's violent passage, the door with a missing part of the edge will leak a gap no matter how it is closed, and it is not tightly closed after all.But closing it is always safer than half opening it. Now, although it is not very useful, it is better than nothing.

Bruce asked, "Where's your family?"

Jason glanced at him, and casually said, "Dead."

Bruce felt that he was probably not telling the truth, but this did not affect him to continue to express his opinion: "Then it is still necessary to close the door. You live here alone, and the door lock is like that. It is not safe to just close it. If It's wide open, and I'm afraid it will soon be occupied by homeless people and thieves, and I'm afraid it will be homeless by then."

Jason said indifferently: "Come on, thieves don't like this place, they have a better place to go, as for the homeless, they are weak chickens, don't dare to mess with me."

Dick said proudly: "Jason is amazing. He told us about his deeds before, but it took three groups of homeless people to completely occupy this apartment."

Jason made a concluding summary: "Generally no one would come here, so hearing the movement you made before scared me...I mean, it made me alert."

The boy silently replaced "shocked" with "cause alert", then pushed open the door, stepped aside, stretched out his hand slightly like a real house owner, and said decently to several people: "Welcome to Tortoise!" Germany."

Bruce walked in and said with a serious face, "Dick, maybe you should explain your behavior today? I don't recall you being allowed to leave the clothing store without permission, or even run to Crime Lane a few blocks away."

Dick hung his head guiltily.

Afu translated for his master: "Master Dick, you scared us, especially the master, he was very worried, and even broke the law in order to find you."

Jason looked at Bruce in surprise, and Dick raised his head in shock: "Bruce?"

Bruce asked strangely, "When am I?"

Ah Fu said: "Have you forgotten about speeding and being chased by the police?"

Bruce: "...that counts?"

Ah Fu looked at the master in surprise: "Of course, if you didn't speed up and get rid of the police, we might already be in the police station now."

Bruce had nothing to say, but he quickly realized that he was being influenced by the butler and deviated from the subject. He frowned and looked back at his adopted son: "Dick, you haven't answered me yet."

Boy Dick lowered his head, obediently admitting his mistake: "Damian is so overwhelmed, he wants to come out for a walk."

Bruce said: "Yes, we saw this on the surveillance in the clothing store."

Dick continued, "We walked half a block and saw..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Damian who jumped up suddenly.

"Bad guy!" The boy raised his arms, shook the bald bear angrily, and said dissatisfiedly, "Hit cats and cats!"

Dick sighed. "Like Damian said, we saw some punks beat up a cat."

As if to confirm his words, a weak meowing sound came from the old sofa, Ah Fu walked over a few steps, and saw the little guy on the sofa at a glance.

"It's a Russian blue cat." He squatted down and gently touched the cat's forehead. "It was seriously injured."

Damian was still waving the bear angrily, Jason walked over, touched the cat carefully, and said, "You're right, it's a serious injury, so we beat up those bastards too, Just like how they treated Xiaolan."

"Wait," Dick said. "What's Blue?"

Jason said as a matter of course: "The name I just named the cat, don't you think it suits it well?"

"A blue cat named Xiaolan." Dick complained, "You must have thought about it for a long time."

Jason hummed, but didn't speak.

Bruce didn't know what it meant to be beaten hard by these children, but it shouldn't be too serious.He also believed in Dick, the kid wouldn't do anything to disappoint Batman.

He focused more on another matter: "So, you and your new friend met through Save the Cat?"

Jason added coldly: "There are still fights."

Well, he should have thought of it earlier, fighting side by side will always make people closer, especially for cubs.

Bruce looked at the three children shoulder to shoulder and thought silently.

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