Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Damian's small plate of cookies was quickly eaten up. He licked his lips unsatisfied, and then licked his hands unsatisfied. Finally, he was picked up by Ah Fu and sat on the butler's sturdy little arm.

Ah Fu left the tray in his room, hugged Damian in one hand, and walked into the master's bedroom with a crimson nightgown in the other.

He accompanied the young master to watch "Tom and Jerry" for a while, but within half an hour, Damian yawned delicately one after another, and after another ten minutes, he hugged his beloved bald bear, Slowly slid down and lay down.

Ah Fu lightly turned off the TV, hugged Damian into the newly purchased small bed, put him in the right position and covered him with a small quilt, stayed for a few minutes to confirm that he was asleep, and then quietly opened the secret passage , down to the Batcave.

Dick was sitting in front of the console, commanding decently. A Fu glanced at his pocket watch. It was almost early morning, and Dick had been working for almost four hours.

After all, he is still a 13-year-old child, although he is still very excited mentally, his body is already very tired.

Ah Fu walked over distressedly and put his hands on Dick's shoulders.

"Hey!" Dick was taken aback: "I didn't notice you? Was my vigilance training in vain?"

Ah Fu shook his head in disapproval: "You are just too tired, Master Dick, let's change shifts, you need to rest."

Dick stood up and jumped twice: "I'm not tired at all, I'm just sitting here. Bruce is the one who is tired."

"Believe me, no one knows better than me how hard it is to be a good logistician." Ah Fu said forcefully, "You did a good job, but now, you need to rest."

Dick sighed and elongated his tone: "Okay~ okay~"

Ah Fu softened his attitude: "Besides, it's the time we agreed to change shifts, isn't it? You come to watch the first half of the night, and I come to watch the second half of the night. This is one of the conditions for the master and I to agree to your assistance."

Dick resigned to his fate and left the console: "But you came half an hour earlier today, which is even more excessive than yesterday, and you only came 15 minutes earlier yesterday... Wait ah, I suddenly discovered that since I started working for Batman, You seem to arrive early every day, every day?"

Ah Fu said calmly: "Isn't it worth being happy to leave work early? Alright, young master, go back to sleep."

Dick said goodbye to Ah Fu reluctantly, walked out of the bat cave reluctantly, then returned to his bedroom reluctantly, and finally lay on his back on the bed, with his clothes and feet still unwashed, and fell asleep in less than 3 minutes.

After dismissing the exhausted Dick, Alfred sat down at the operating table and began the auxiliary work he had been doing for more than three years.

He is proficient and agile, and he always provides the most appropriate advice and planning when Batman needs it. This makes Batman have to admit that even if he has consciously cultivated new assistants, he and the housekeeper have a tacit cooperation. , is still between him and his adopted son, which is far from being achieved.

Today's night patrol went smoothly, without encountering any major conflicts, Batman got off work early.

At 03:30 in the morning, he returned to the Batcave.

Urged by Ah Fu, Bruce took off his helmet and armor, and quickly went upstairs.Then when he was about to open the secret door and enter the study, Ah Fu stopped him.

"What's wrong?" Bruce asked suspiciously.

Ah Fu lowered his voice: "Master Damian is asleep, we'd better keep our voices down."

"Who are you talking about?" Bruce froze.

He reacted for a long time before he managed to remember that he seemed to have agreed to Ah Fu in a daze before, let Damian live in his bedroom tonight, and let him take care of the child?

Although he wisely kept Afu in the end, the pressure of being in the same room with his youngest son made Bruce always feel that the secret door in front of him suddenly became very heavy, so heavy that he didn't even have the courage to push it open.

Ah Fu began to urge again: "Master?"

Bruce coughed twice: "That..."

Ah Fu said succinctly: "Open the door."

Bruce: "...oh."

The poor master pushed open the door with great resistance, and walked into the study with the housekeeper.In order to make the dark little secret more safe, the curtains were drawn and the lights were turned off in the study room. It was dark and gloomy, only a lantern was placed on the corner of the table, illuminating a small circle around it.

Ah Fu walked a few steps quickly, raised the lamp, and led the way.

Bruce followed behind, frowning, thinking about how to get along with Damian.

But he didn't think of anything, and the bedroom arrived.

The lantern was placed on the bedside table, Ah Fu freed his hand, and suddenly unbuttoned the tuxedo.

Bruce blinked, and then he saw his butler take off his coat neatly, fold it into a neat rectangle, and put it neatly on the low stool beside the bed.

Bruce: "...uh."

When he hesitated to speak, Ah Fu began to unbutton the white shirt one by one. His hands were not like the hands of an old man, the knuckles were not too prominent, and there were not too many brown spots and wrinkles. Under the dim light of the lantern, it actually looks a little slender and pretty?

This is too exaggerated.

Bruce shook his head, shaking the strange thoughts out of his brain, and then coughed again: "I said..."

"Shh."

Ah Fu turned around abruptly, put his index finger on his lips, and lowered his voice: "Master Damian is asleep."

Bruce said unconvinced: "So I can't make a sound at all?"

Ah Fu looked at Bruce, as if he was looking at an ignorant child: "If you want to wake up the young master, and then we will try to put him to sleep, please feel free."

Bruce choked and had to admit that Alfred was right.

So the self who was inexplicably fighting for favor with a cub just now was too tired to watch the night, so sleepy that he lost his mind and babbled nonsense?

"Aren't you going to take it off?" Ah Fu said and untied the last button.

Bruce came back to his senses, and slammed into Ah Fu's open placket at a glance.It's not the effect of tight T-shirts during the day, but bare|naked bare chest muscles and abdominal muscles.

How could this belong to an elderly person?

But damn it does belong to Ah Fu!

Bruce couldn't tell what mood he was in, he turned around rather uncomfortably, and said dryly, "Why don't you go to the study?"

This time he remembered to lower his voice.

His room is huge.Inside the spacious bedroom is a small study, outside is the living room, there are toilets and bathrooms next to it, and there is even a dining room, a small bar, and a huge cloakroom.

There are many places that can accommodate another person to change clothes, but Ah Fu asked in a low voice suspiciously: "Why should I go to the study room? You are not a lady, so you don't need me to avoid it?"

But your body makes me doubt myself!

Bruce couldn't say that without changing his face, so he quickly stripped off his clothes and put on his long purple nightgown.

This time, he fastened the belt very tightly to ensure that nothing that should not be exposed was exposed, so he felt a little more secure.

Bruce thought silently, maybe he should buy less lace-up nightgowns that are easy to "slip out" in the future, and buy more conservative button versions?After all, his figure seemed ordinary, and there was really nothing to show off.

Thinking so, he turned around, and then saw the old butler who had also changed into his nightgown and was about to fall asleep.

A great silence fell over poor Bruce.

Because he suddenly discovered that the style of Ah Fu's nightgown was exactly the conservative style he wanted to buy. The housekeeper fastened the button to the top one neatly, and the size was wide enough so that the outline of the muscles could not be seen at all.

but.

Why is Ah Fu's one also purple?

Is purple so popular this year?

This is so weird, it even looks a bit like a couple's model... No, he can only reluctantly admit that it looks like a nondescript parent-child model.

Bruce remained silent.

Ah Fu asked consciously, "Where do I sleep tonight?"

Bruce pointed stiffly at the inner side of the wall. Even though he was "scared" several times tonight, he did not forget the reason why he asked Ah Fu to live in in the first place.

He had to find out what secrets his steward had.

So closer contact is essential.

With an inexplicable devotion, Bruce sat up on the bed, got under the covers, and lay down hard.

Ah Fu lay on the other side of the big bed, pulled out another quilt, and covered him.

He whispered, "You're a strange person tonight."

Bruce immediately turned off the lantern: "Sleep."

Ah Fu said: "Don't you want to have a conversation before going to bed? Our current volume is safe and won't wake up the young master."

Bruce: "...sleep."

Ah Fu: "Well, you're always right."

He glanced sideways at Bruce. His master closed his eyes early, as if he was in a deep sleep, but the excellent hearing that belonged to bats let him know that the master was just deliberately making his breathing longer and pretending to be asleep.

When children grow up, they will inevitably feel uncomfortable when sleeping with their elders.

Ah Fu quickly convinced himself and gradually fell asleep.

Bruce, who was pretending to be asleep, heard the butler's gradual and steady breathing, and breathed a sigh of relief. He opened his eyes, looked at Ah Fu with a complicated expression, and gradually became sleepy.

He thought he would suffer from insomnia tonight, but unexpectedly, lying next to someone he trusted actually fell asleep faster than when he was alone.

time flies.

The sky is bright in the blink of an eye.

Damian slept for nearly ten hours, and got up full of energy, while the master and servant, who had only slept for less than four hours on the big bed a few meters away from his small bed, still showed no sign of waking up.

Damian propped himself up against the railing behind the crib, and rolled out without much effort.He ran to the side of the big bed with a thud, and then jumped on it with a loud cry.

"Get up!"

Accompanied by the yelling of the cub, or perhaps accompanied by the approach of other people, Alfred and Bruce opened their eyes at the same time.

Then saw a horrifying scene.

The corn husks of the cloth corn were torn open, revealing six solid corn kernels inside, and the leaves of the Fulao orange stretched out inexplicably and placed on the few hard corn kernels.

The orange peel of the Fulao tangerine was also peeled off, revealing two clear stripes on the tip of the orange, and the long leaves of the cloth corn were placed on the two stripes.

Fu Laoju: "?"

Cloth corn: "...??"

Ah Fu and Bruce stared wide-eyed, and they both saw confusion and doubt in each other's eyes.

They must have opened their eyes the wrong way.

Both master and servant closed their eyes at the same time, silently put away their hands, fastened their clothes, and opened their eyes again at the same time.

Well, it's right this time.

The two of them thought so in a self-deceiving way.

The author has something to say:

I tried my best, let's see

Leather = nightgown

leaf = hand

Six kernels of corn = six pack abs

Two stripes = clavicle