Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Ah Fu is regretting it now.

I am very sorry.

He never expected that the clown would return to the scene so quickly to collect his body, and even more so, he did not expect that his vest replica was so difficult to burn.

Obviously, when a new vest is copied, the previous copy will disappear. In the literal sense, the disappearance of being decomposed into powder makes him find a hidden place to place the avatar every time he switches copies too frequently. , full of trouble.

But this time, the replica of the housekeeper was burned for several hours, and it was still complete enough to recognize him?

Ah Fu took a deep breath, almost dying of anger.

If he had known this, after he rescued Jason from the explosion, he would not have changed the main body of the bat into a butler to comfort him out of worry, and he would not have gone home with Batman as if nothing had happened!

But now I can't argue, I really can't explain it clearly.

Batman was still urging: "What do you need to prepare for the tea party? If possible, I would like to order a Darjeeling black tea?"

Dick is quickly distracted: "I want crackers today!"

Jason was not far behind: "Is apple pie okay, Ah Fu?"

Even Lingxing came to join in the fun: "Mi!"

Damian translated solemnly: "Salt and pretzel fish... well, and my cookies."

Afu: "..."

I'm so tired, I really want to leave this house.

Although Ah Fu was extremely depressed, the tea party at Wayne Manor was held as scheduled no matter what.

Perhaps it was because Bruce had told his other adopted sons about his identity as Batman a long time ago, so the location was chosen in the Batcave.

Members of the Wayne family sat around a large round table that was moved temporarily. Black tea and snacks were placed on the round table, as well as a few vases of flower arrangements for decoration. It looked very atmospheric.

The three little ones sat down obediently, resting their chins on their hands, looking like they were about to eat melons. Lingxing also squatted on the high stool specially prepared for it, tilted his head curiously, and slowly wagged his tail. The lantern ring she was wearing was shining with green light, turning the faces of the two adults opposite her into green.

The green-faced Bruce pursed his lips, folded his hands around his chest, and looked like he didn't want to say more. The green-faced Afu sat next to Batman with his hands in his hands, bowing his head, and didn't say anything.

Neither of them spoke first, and the scene was a bit awkward for a while.

After a few minutes, or more than ten minutes, when the three little ones were already bored enough to eat snacks and pet the cats, Bruce coughed lightly, took a big sip of the black tea made by the butler, and then said: "Ah Fu , as the oldest person, you come first?"

Ah Fu's posture froze, and he immediately mocked: "So you, a middle-aged man with a beautiful character of respecting the old and loving the young, can speak last?"

Bruce said dissatisfiedly: "Middle age? No, I'm just 28 years old, which is obviously still in the category of youth, but as you said, the person with the most weight should be the finale, right?"

Ah Fu couldn't talk to him for a while, so he had to take the lead in confessing himself: "It's a long story."

Bruce put down his teacup and said sincerely: "Don't worry, the children are on vacation. There are still more than ten hours before my night watch. We have plenty of time."

Afu: "...As you can see, I am indeed the housekeeper Afu. I have been working in this manor since the generation of Bruce's father Thomas. Counting the time, it has been nearly 60 years."

The three little ones nodded frequently.

"But I'm not actually a human being in the strict sense." Ah Fu let out a thunderbolt with a flat face, which stunned the three cubs.

"???"

"I was just a vampire bat, but for some reason, I somehow became a human."

"Wait a minute." Jason was the first to wake up from his bewilderment, and asked quickly, "You mean a bat? I remember that the one who saved me in the explosion seemed to be a bat?"

"It's me." Ah Fu admitted this, "You were in a bad state of mind at that time, I think all the unreasonable factors can be explained by hallucinations, so after you came out, you changed back to the appearance of the butler, and you We're back together."

Dick suddenly said: "It's just that you didn't expect that Lingxing would see the butler's body so coincidentally, leading to direct exposure."

Jason asked guiltily, "Then if your other identity dies, will it hurt?"

This is a good boy, Ah Fu once again affirmed this, he rubbed Jason's head with a smile, and said gently: "When my consciousness left the body, it was just an empty shell, so don't worry, No regrets, no pain at all."

Jason said in a low voice, "It's all my fault. If I didn't hide it from everyone and secretly ran to see her, so many things wouldn't have happened."

Dick asked puzzled, "So why are you keeping it from us?"

Jason said uncomfortably, "I'm afraid you guys will drive me away..."

Dick said incredulously, "How is that possible?"

Jason said: "Mom... I mean, Heywood lied to me, made me think that if I confess everything, Bruce will send me from the ghetto, you know, my dad did wrong things, and I am not good child."

Bruce said suddenly, "No."

Jason was taken aback: "Why not?"

Ah Fu translated for his awkward master: "I won't abandon you."

"You're fine," Bruce said.

Jason was a little overwhelmed: "Although I am very happy to be praised by Batman, how do you know that Bruce will not drive me away? You are not him, how do you know what he thinks?"

Dick knocked over a cup of tea in a panic, and looked away guiltily after Jason looked over.

This is a bit suspicious?

Thinking of this, Jason slowly turned his head and looked at Ah Fu.The old butler nodded reservedly and didn't say anything superfluous, but all this was enough for Jason to open his mouth in surprise, and said in disbelief, "So the rumors are true?"

Bruce paused calmly, with some bad premonition: "Rumor?"

Jason had an idol-collapsed look on his face: "So, are you really Bruce's lover? Otherwise, how would you know what he thinks of me, and swear that he won't drive me away?"

He said emphatically, "There is no other possible explanation than this."

Bruce looked at his second son hesitantly: "... Is your brain damaged by a bomb?"

Ah Fu was also full of surprise: "Why can you perfectly avoid the correct answer? Master Jason, haven't you guessed it yet, Batman is Master Bruce."

"What!" Jason was really shocked this time, "My dad is Batman?"

Damian was holding on to the cookies, eating his mouth full. The conversations between his brothers had little effect on him. In his little head, except for snacks and cats, he couldn't hold too many things for the time being.

So it doesn't make any difference to him whether his own father is a romantic playboy or a city vigilante who uses violence to control violence.

Dick knew about this a long time ago, so during the tea party, only Jason had a big reaction, which was in stark contrast to the calm others.

I don't know why, but I still feel like I'm out of place.

Jason squeezed the apple pie he ordered, swallowed it in one gulp, and chewed angrily.

Now that the conversation was over, Bruce took off the bat helmet and got down to business: "The clown should have guessed my identity."

Ah Fu agrees: "Otherwise he wouldn't have planted a bomb here."

"Not very accurate." Bruce said, "The clown's choice of one of the two is a cover, he didn't plant the real bomb in Wayne Manor, the 25kg bomb should have been buried in Maroney's abandoned factory. "

Speaking of the abandoned factory, Ah Fu thought of another thing: "The butler's body was taken away by the clown, will I not be able to appear as Ah Fu again in the future?"

Bruce said: "Unless you want to explain to the clown how you have two bodies and how you escaped the explosion."

The eldest Dick realized something: "What does this mean, can't Ah Fu continue to stay in the manor?"

Jason was stroking the cat, and he heard that he strangled Ling Xing hard, and after receiving a cat-mao punch that was neither light nor heavy, he quickly let go of Ling Xing, and asked anxiously: "Ah Fu is leaving? "

After stuffing the last cookie, Damian just let out a sigh of comfort when he heard the bad news, and shouted with a look of collapsed face: "Is my cookie gone? Egg yolk pie and small Pancakes, custard and tarts, gone?"

"Obviously, none," Bruce said.

Damian opened his mouth unrequitedly, and burst into earth-shattering cries.

The master who blocked his son disapprovingly gave him a look, and comforted him: "I will use another identity to visit the young masters often, and you will definitely have the snacks you love."

When the childish young master was finally coaxed, it was already getting dark.Bruce impatiently drove the three little ones back to sleep, but he didn't leave.

He leaned against the wall, watched Ah Fuli clean up the round table and food on the ground, and suddenly said: "What do you mean you will often visit the young masters?"

Ah Fu didn't understand, so he said, "Literally?"

Bruce said dissatisfied, "Aren't you coming to see me?"

Ah Fu: "...don't you live together?"

Bruce said stiffly: "Under the difference in expression, there is actually a big difference, which determines who you think is more important subconsciously."

Ah Fu was at a loss for words.

He looked at Bruce, the kid he'd raised since childhood, who seemed to have grown up all of a sudden.

He doesn't look like Thomas. It seems that except for the shape of his face and chin, he is almost a copy of Martha. So, like Martha, when Bruce feels wronged, the corners of Bruce's mouth will bend down, and then he will show an unhappy face, and he needs to be coaxed urgently. pitiful look.

If the criminals in Arkham knew that Ah Fu described Batman's dissatisfied expression in this way, they might break out of the prison to protest collectively, but they didn't know, so Ah Fu naturally took a step forward and grabbed Bruce's shoulder.

Bruce glanced indifferently at the hand on his shoulder: "What?"

Ah Fu skillfully said sweet words: "You are the most important person, and this will never change. Master, in my heart, you are irreplaceable."

Bruce froze, blushing suddenly.