Did Ah Fu retire today? [Comprehensive British and American]

In the fifth year after the first Batman retired, it was also the first year when Gotham's crime rate fell to the top three in the United States. up.

It is said that this writer is handsome and aloof. Even if readers and fans call for him, he has never held a book signing event, and never showed his face.It is said that he has been lurking around Batman all year round, which is why he can analyze the secrets of the Bat family so clearly.

Yep, the author of "The Best Jerky Green Fish" specializes in the Bat-family...or the private life of the original Batman.

His masterpiece "Bat Love History" is divided into four parts, which are "The Patron with Big Breasts and Buttocks", "The Good Neighbor with Big Breasts and Buttocks", "The Old Housekeeper with Big Breasts and Buttocks" in the order of publication. ” and “The Unremarkable Flat-chested Doctor.”

The tetralogy describes Batman's four boyfriends in detail, describing his ups and downs, lingering, life-and-death emotional entanglements.Once published, it became popular all over the United States, directly establishing the unshakable status of Green Big in the literary world.However, because of this, the curiosity of Gotham citizens about Batman's identity has turned into curiosity about Batman's relationship history.

Because when the book series was published, Batman had already retired and left Gotham, which caused readers' full of doubts to be resolved, and they flocked to Gotham's most popular forums to seek answers. Finally, a hot post with a flame symbol was published. Pushed to the front page.

#打一执that black lacquer, who is the person he loves most#

As in the title, I was recently amwayed by Luda’s tetralogy, and I can’t get out. Now I really want to know which one he likes the most. Let’s say yes first, I will be the steward of the stock, and I hope to win.

No.1 Super Bat: I think the butler is the most impossible one, the age gap is too big.

No.2 The cutest age difference: That’s not the case, older people will hurt people!And the butler is so handsome, I can!

No.3 Bats can’t get enough: Don’t you all read the news?The butler passed away?

No.4 I am the host: Because of his death, he is Bai Yueguang. No one can replace his position in Batman's heart, right?

No.5 frowned, it wasn't simple: By the way, haven't you ever wondered how Batman and the old butler of the Wayne family have the opportunity to be together?

No.6 You are still too young: Textbooks are coming, don’t you read them well?It is written in this book that they met because of Bruce Wayne, they are indeed Batman, a scumbag master, and a scumbag housekeeper, tsk tsk tsk.

No.7 I am the landlord: Are there black fans upstairs?Fork out!

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No.56 Super Bat's life push: The most likely is Superman, both are superheroes, both are in good shape, both are handsome, and they are also neighbors, the person Batman loves most must be Superman!

No.57 Bruce Baby: Too far-fetched, right?all handsome?Batman wears a helmet all the time, where can he be handsome?Still a neighbor?The city is not one, at best Gotham and Metropolis are neighbors, but they are not!If you want me to say, the official match has to be our big baby Bruce, money transactions, sponsorship, and long-term love, this is my favorite part of the tetralogy hehehe.

No.58 Pure and Adorable Baby: Sisters upstairs, what day do you mean love with each passing day?

No.59 Batman girlfriend fan: The car was caught off guard.

No.60 Batman wife fan: The car was caught off guard.

No.61 Batman's mother fan: The car is... Wait, is it crooked?

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No.1283 Tom Fan trembled: Don’t all of you read the text?In the doctor's book, the ending is that two people travel together and travel around the world. If this is not love?

No.1284 Super Bat Locked: Impossible, the doctor is too thin, didn't you find it upstairs, Batman's previous lovers all have big chest muscles, that Tom... I guess it's just a side dish for a change of taste, it can't be taken seriously.

No.1285 Tom Fan shivering: I want to die laughing, can I really retire and go on a trip together?Don't forget that they met a long time ago, Tom and Jerry, it sounds like an official match, okay?

No.1286 Super Bat Locked: I'm the one who died laughing, is Jerry a pseudonym?Fake!

No.1287 Tom Fan shivering: Why do you say it's fake?What evidence?

No.1288 super bat locked: it is fake!You bite me?

No.1289 Official Best Peacemaker: ... No, why is there a quarrel upstairs?It's just a novel, the author's fiction and the reader's brains, and the quarrel on the forum is over.

No.1290 Super Bat Locked: Shut up, you fake fan!

No.1291 Tom fan shivering: Shut up, you fake fan!

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No.3527 Green-skinned intelligence dealer: You... heard about meow?

No.3528 Melon Eaters: What did you hear?

No.3529 Green-skinned information dealer: Green University has opened up a new trap, meow!However, it seems that Xinkeng is not writing about the last Batman. The protagonist of the Green Big is the current Batman and his assistants. There is a kitten with a high rate of appearance in it.

Green has opened up a new one?

The post is completely crooked, and the whole forum is fried...

A certain blue kitten sitting in front of the computer "meowed" twice in satisfaction. It got up slightly and retracted its two little paws from the keyboard.

Ling Xing lowered his head and licked the tender little meat pad. The new pit coded five thousand words and just published it, and then promoted his new article in a few hot posts on the forum. His claws are really sour, cat The cat is so tired.

Lingxing, who had already left the category of illiterate cats, jumped off the chair, slumped slightly at the waist, stretched his limbs, and did a deep stretch, which made him feel a lot more comfortable, and felt that the whole cat felt more relaxed.

It walked out of its cat study with its tail wagging, and the light ring glowed green on the tip of its tail, making the whole kitten a little green.

—Which Twolegs are you going to pamper tonight?

Lingxing tilted his head to think for a moment, then swung his tail, pushed open the door of Damian's room, and stepped on the catwalk and walked in reservedly.

——This one, after all, Damian can understand its speech, so it doesn't take much effort to communicate with it!

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It's over!Sprinkle flowers!