My buddy is crazy

I haven't had a dream for a long time, and now I am soberly aware that I am in a dream, and I still think it is quite interesting.

In front of me is Dai Shi, the little Buddha.The scene in the dream, there is no reason, it is just a replay of the day when he suddenly came to me with love words like a madman, and I yelled back.

In fact, our disagreement has been going on for a long time. He agreed to live together because he thought he was an ordinary little Buddha with the potential to become a Buddha. I always wanted to break up the partnership because I thought he was a Buddha who had to become a Buddha after the reincarnation of the real Buddha. .Of course, his ascension to the Demon Realm later proved that he knew himself better than I did—Dai Zhilin was indeed not destined to become a Buddha.

In the dream, it was about a certain day when we were living together. He couldn’t figure out why I wanted him to be a Taoist companion just like the first time, and I still couldn’t explain why I wanted him to be a Taoist companion because I was out of habit.He agreed with me to join the Tao, even if I was only sloppy when I first asked, this matter can no longer be treated as a joke.When I came across this level of matter again that day, I got angry again and again, so Dai ignored me for several days afterwards.

Probably to make up for the unhappiness that day, I was just perfunctory in the dream: "I have explained this many times, your love words are useless to me, you don't need to bother about it."

In the dream, Dai's face was a little fuzzy, and what he said was extremely unreasonable: "What if I just want to talk to you?"

"Why do you have to do such an unthinkable thing?"

"You claim to be smart, don't you even understand why others want to talk to you?"

People who talk to me generally have different purposes, but what Dai Shi is referring to is really obvious. After all, it is a dream, and there is no need for me to pretend.I asked back: "Aren't you going to say that you love me because you like me?"

"I am happy with you, He Qingmu."

There is no love between Dai Shi and I, this dream is really nonsense, it is like a fake dream.No, there is no truth or falsehood in a dream, the so-called true or false is only related to the dreamer.

When I was stunned, "Dai Zhilin" on the opposite side let out a laugh, and asked very softly, "You like me too, don't you?"

At this moment and this scene, even if there is a Northwest guy on the opposite side, I still nodded politely.

"Then can you tell me your secret method of rebirth?"

In the dream, I couldn't control myself, so I told the truth directly: "I don't know the secret method of rebirth."

The person opposite spoke eagerly, and even his facial features became clearer.He asked: "If you can't survive, just change your shell again. What is it if you don't use the secret method of rebirth?"

I was very ignorant in this dream, and I couldn't remember the reason when I wanted to go back to him, but it seemed like I was bound by some spell, and I threw four words at him: "I can't say it."

"You and my lover," Fu Yang looked at me with impatience on his face, "Is there anything else we can't say?"

The four words "I can't say" seemed to have a magical power. After I said it, I regained some control and prevaricated: "What do you want the secret method of rebirth to do? It's not like I can't protect you well."

Fu Yang on the opposite side paused for a moment, and realized that he had been seen through, so he pierced his eyes with a pair of almond eyes, sat on the bed of the little Buddha in his dream, and had a showdown with me: "Your new Taoist partner sold you, what do you give me?" I will regenerate the secret method, and I will let you go."

When he mentioned this, the incident of being stabbed by him surfaced, and I couldn't help sighing.

I was too lazy to speculate with him, so I said directly: "I can't make Luohe reborn."

"Why?" Fu Yang raised his eyebrows and smiled, "You deserve to be a disaster for thousands of years, and others can only die once?"

At that time, Fu Yang was close to madness because of Luohe, but it is normal for him to be so persistent now.I didn't answer him, just said: "If you can't get an answer from me, I won't give it to you here, and I won't give it to you after waking up. I won't remember what happened here after waking up. If you want to vent , instead of just talking about chickens and ducks outside, it’s better to take this opportunity to vent all at once.”

Fu Yang tried his best to do this game, but he didn't lose his temper when he failed. It has to be said that he has made great progress compared to when he was in the lower realm.He picked up the cuff of Dai's green robe that day, and asked: "You don't love Dai Zhilin to death, why did you find a new Taoist partner in the blink of an eye?"

He looked at me, and said, "Sometimes I think, it would be nice if I could let the Luo River go."

I couldn't help retorting: "When will I love the little Buddha so much?"

Fu Yang waved his hand and made a seal, and suddenly there was my shadow beside him, lying on the stone table and muttering: "During thousands of years, only Mrs. Dai has been in my eyes, but this person keeps a cold face every day... ...how I look at him, he is destined to become a Buddha, so why bother to beg... If he doesn't want to listen to my words, it's fine if he doesn't listen, what's the point of threatening me as a demon cultivator?"

With a wave of Fu Yang's hand, that drunk shadow disappeared in my dream.

"You like him, but he thinks you are cumbersome and gives you a cold face. If you can't stand it, you leave, and he regrets chasing you again. Your love affair is actually not the same thing."

That is not love.I wanted to refute, but found that this was still in the "I can't say" range.

"Dai Zhilin also liked you. He hated a person so much that he went down to the realm after ascending. He hated you more than that. But you found someone else... I don't understand."

Fu Yang keeps saying that Dai Shi doesn't like me, and he says Dai Shi likes me too.He should form a theater troupe, prepare a few sets of clothes for singing, and ensure the excitement.

To the little Buddha, I really did not behave properly.When I treat people seldom authentically, there are not many Duodeshis.It doesn't matter.

I avoided Fu Yang's question, thought about what else I could do for him, and replied, "If you need it, I can lock the memory related to Luohe for you later."

"After what?"

With a push of my hand, the dream disappeared, and I replied softly, "After Yulang unlocked the lock on my own memory."