My buddy is crazy

Looking at the vast sea of ​​fog, I savored the eight-character mantra of the little Buddha, and couldn't help but spit in my heart.Seeing his hesitation, he should also know that this is a bullshit opportunity to become a Buddha, and it is clearly an opportunity for him to die.

It was rare for me to be kind, and I beckoned him to go out, thinking about how to say "Don't make trouble, get out of here" in a more elegant and reasonable way.

Anyway, it took people far away, so it's rare for me to be euphemistic: "Xuyuan is a place of magic cultivation, and the opportunity of the little Buddha is really a coincidence."

Seeing the black mist surging upwards, the little Buddha opened his mouth and finally began to explain the purpose of coming: "I don't know if the layman remembers the 'Xuyuan Great Tribulation'?"

The previous Demon Lord was also my enemy, and I have always been clear about the enemy's affairs.The so-called "Xuyuan Great Tribulation" means that Xuyuan's fog will rebound when it is suppressed to a certain limit, and once it rebounds, the monk must be eaten.It’s not about eating monks. In fact, Xuyuan’s appetite is very large. Anyone can eat it. Even eating monks is more useful. If you eat a few more monks, you will be obediently pushed back.

Although it must be Moxiu who will be harmed first by the black mist, but in fact, if Moxiu is harmed, the other two families will not have any good results. For a period of time, you can't be an enemy of Guangming Temple, and then send out a few of your own monks to feed Xuyuan.

But Xuyuan has always been fed by old monks who have no hope of ascension, and they always have to greet the demon king before "feeding the demon with their bodies".As soon as Little Buddha explained, I felt that he was here to make trouble.

I said: "It's not time for calamity, little Buddha, please go back."

"The true Buddha has something to say, this is a definite number," he looked at the fog, his face was expressionless, his eyes were a little worried, but the words in his mouth were firm, "It's up to me."

If he said that, I should give him a kick directly. He asked for benevolence, and I will save trouble.Really, I should kick him down.Why didn't I kick him down?

I smirked, and seeing the black mist approaching, I pulled the little Buddha back again.

I stopped breathing and consciously calmed down.Ayu waited beside me, seeing that I was not panting or fussing, she gave me another glass of new wine.I sighed, and finally drank it all in one gulp.

The little Buddha Yun Zhewurao explained it, and I understood what was going on thanks to my knowledge.In fact, the Guangming Temple received the Buddha's command. This time, Xuyuan's catastrophe will be advanced. If it can't be blocked, the people will be devastated and mourned. Therefore, the Buddha needs to feed the demon with his body. Not to mention feeding Xuyuan, the Buddha himself can ascend to the ground immediately. .

After slowing down enough, I suppressed the black mist again, turned around and showed a hypocritical smile, and then politely said to the people behind me, you little Buddha should give me some coolness and stay there go.

He didn't leave without saying anything, and followed me two steps forward.

Suppressing the black mist is actually a labor-intensive task. At the beginning, I always set up defenses against the future enemy behind me. Later, I was too tired to suppress it. I thought that if I was killed by the little Buddha at this time, it would save me a few layers of energy. , too lazy to fortify him.

After spending more than a month like this, Hei Wu finally regained his pitiful appearance of being obedient and only daring to make trouble in the void. After resting enough, I looked at my achievements, nodded with satisfaction, and prepared to catch the tail behind me and throw it back Guangming Temple, leave some dignity to the Moxiu Forbidden Land.

As soon as I raised my hand, I picked up the back collar of the little Buddha's monk's robe and was about to leave. Unexpectedly, the other party was like a flower girl meeting a disciple, twisting and saying that he must become a Buddha.

The demon king is not a reasonable character. I have been a demon king for a long time, and I have learned a lot about this.In fact, I just took him away, and I guess nothing will happen later.It's a pity that Mozun rarely plays cards according to common sense. I accidentally developed this bad temper with many seniors, and when I got angry, I let go of him and didn't stop him.

I really let go, and the little Buddha was also stunned.I really didn't think he would jump into it, who knew he walked to the edge of the virtual abyss, like a girl crossing a short bridge, first tested the water with her toes.After he finished clicking, he finally realized that he was fooling around. He shrank his feet and backed away.

It was just a matter of an instant, I quickly dragged him back and threw him behind me, feeling bad.

If Xuyuan is compared to an unsatisfactory beast, the little Buddha behind me is like a piece of fresh meat.The so-called suppressing the black mist is just to use brute force to cover Xu Yuan's mouth with a seal like a layer of rags, making Xu Yuan feel that he has to be miserable and hungry for a while longer.The little Buddha's method is to throw a few drops of the bloody putty and oily smell of the fresh meat strips through the cloth into Xuyuan's big mouth.

It is useless to throw the little Buddha in at this time.Throwing the great monk would throw more than a dozen at a time, and throwing him one would not satisfy Xuyuan's appetite.

I hurriedly pressed a layer of seal on it, but it really had little effect, completely different from the previous one.I was thinking of trying to seal a few more layers, it doesn't matter if I try my best to regress in my cultivation base, the worst is to find a place to hide and heal my injuries after the pressure is over.I tried my best to press a few more layers of seals on it, and the black mist was finally suppressed. I was just about to take a breath and teach the little Buddha a lesson. Caught my limbs.

It is rumored that the Void Abyss Demon Fog can confuse people's minds, which is true.I took little Buddha back a long way, avoiding the fog, pinched his neck and thought about feeding him in, but for some reason, I loosened my hand, hooked his chin along his neck, and He joked: "Buddhism does not ask where it came from. I am also very curious about the opportunity to become a Buddha."

The broken methods left by the demons before were not very effective. I took a few steps forward and put my hand into the fog, using the momentum to push the layer of fog back. Just go to the edge of the cliff.I have jumped over cliffs many times in my life, all of which were forced by my enemies.I explored the sky on the edge of the cliff, and thought that this time the little Buddha had a promising future.

Most people have to look back before doing things like jumping off a cliff, and I can't avoid it.

I looked back, and the little Buddha was still standing there, refusing to leave.Seeing me look at him, I opened my mouth: "You..."

"What's wrong with me?"

He frowned, looked at my eyes full of hypocrisy, and actually had the nerve to ask me: "You...why are you wearing a red dress?"

My thoughts really drifted away from his question, and it suddenly occurred to me that the clothes of the Demon Lord do not have a prescribed color, but most Demon Lords like black clothes, especially the ones that tear people's arms and legs with bare hands. No matter how well defended the clothes are, it is inevitable that they will get dirty.

With my feet hanging in the air, I finally came back to my senses.People who hide from debts every day don't have time to practice self-cultivation. Everything has reached my limit before, and I finally sent the word that I should have given him when I first met the little Buddha——

"roll."