My buddy is crazy

The mortal market is always lively, after all, it is a peaceful scene day and night.The sky fell, and the lights on the street overwhelmed the sky full of stars.There was a white cloth sign behind me for fortune-telling. I used the tables and chairs I borrowed from a small tea stall next to me to open it.I have been here for a while, and the merchants in the market have become familiar with me.Although I don't like it, it's easy for me to pretend to be a mortal.What's more, my fortune-telling "business" is more idle.When there are few people coming to count, the owner of the tea stall on the right and the woman selling sachets nearby all like to gossip with me.

The small town where I settled is considered a pass, and the market is also bustling.I am too lazy to change my appearance with spells. Most of the old patrons of my business are women, especially the widow on the East Street. She wants to touch her bones today and tomorrow. I tell her my fate, but she only cares about me laugh.The more she smiled, the colder my face became when I asked for her money.

It is the rule of ordinary people not to refuse customers when opening.I didn't know how to drive people away, so the woman who sold the sachet was too fussy.Today, my small Gua booth was deserted, and she came to chat with me, talking about the widow.

"...Hanxiang also came from a big family, but her fate is not good," the woman straightened the sachet, "the next daughter has no relatives, so she can only make her own decisions. If she remarries someone else, she will be obedient if she has someone to rely on." Submissive."

I vaguely responded to her: "Some things are predestined, and it is difficult for ordinary people to change."

The woman is old, not like my young clients who covet my looks.She pursed her lips and smiled at me: "I have long wanted to ask, what kind of business is not good for you when you are young, so you have to enter this business."

She was vaguely accusing me of not learning well but going out to cheat money.I am not a child, but I am happy that she misunderstood me, so I just nodded and let her vent.At any rate, she is used to the ways of the world, and seeing me like this, she sighed straight away: "Young Lord, I am too old to talk too much about my own affairs. I have a sweet life, and if my husband has no intentions, it's better not to provoke her."

The woman said, I just nodded, she sighed a few times and finally left.I thought about it, and what the woman said made sense.I don't care about the fate of mortals, but at this time, I can't get involved and change their fate.

I wanted to go from the game to the outside, but I knew I was powerless to overthrow the whole game.Since this world situation is still going on, if I mess with the opponent's pieces, I will have no chance of winning.

The next day the widow came again, and the street was still brightly lit.I knew she wouldn't listen to anything, so I held on to her hand and said, "Sister, don't come here again."

"Why," she gouged me with almond-like eyes, "do you think my money burned your hands?"

"Where would it be? I am a cultivator, and I just don't want to disappoint my sister."

"Bah," she spat at me, shaking her hand in mine, "You really think of yourself as a powerful person, but you're just a little fortune-teller, and you're useless, who can think of you!"

Saying this, she didn't move her hand back, nor avert her eyes.

The woman who sells the sachet is still close, we are looking at each other, and her eyes are also trying to pierce my back.I let go of my hand, turned around and smiled at the woman, and said in my mouth, "Auntie, is it okay to credit me with a sachet?"

She untied a sachet, brought it over, and wanted to speak, I gave her all the scattered money I earned, and just shook my head at her slightly: "Auntie's life is not easy. I said credit is just a joke, and the rest is counted as money." Thank you aunt for taking care of me."

Han Xiangya looked at me with eyes, a smile on his lips.

The sachet I bought was embroidered with an osmanthus flower on the front, I was playing with it in my hand, Han Xiang gave me a look, and joked: "Why, you, a fairy from the mountain, don't want to part with a sachet?"

"I haven't tested people at the booth before," I looked into her eyes, "Sister, do you want to try?"

The small town is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and probably thought of some joints, Han Xiang only said: "You don't even have a pen and ink, what kind of characters are you testing out of thin air? Let's measure the 'Luo River' by relying on Luoshui."

"I remember."

Saying that, I blew on the sachet.Hanxiang stared at me all the time, seeing that my words were unclear, she asked angrily with a layer of embarrassment, "What do you remember..."

I put the golden osmanthus sticks that I had just blown out into her hair, and casually tapped a safety talisman on the undecorated sachet, and shook it in front of her eyes.

There seemed to be a hazy layer of tears in Hanxiang's eyes, she lost her words and was stunned: "You..."

"You are destined to have no children, and you suffered setbacks in your previous life, but you will be smooth and stable in your later years." I handed the sachet to her, "If the younger generation is in trouble, wearing this sachet will save you from disaster once."

She came back to her senses, smiled at me vigorously, and murmured: "You trick..."

At this time, a circle of mortals had gathered, and I returned the borrowed tables and chairs peacefully, and used alchemy to give the stall owner a golden tea bowl, all as rent.

The ostentation of the previous Demon Lord can't be used at the moment, but fortunately, I have many enemies in the Dharma practice. I still learned a few tricks.

Han Xiang who came out of the big family seemed to have forgotten how to speak, and said "you" again, but couldn't bring out the following words for a long time.

I didn't look back anymore, I just said loudly to her: "What do you want from me, sister?"

She asked, "Where are you...going?"

I set foot on the road paved by Fa Jue, and found that the only direction where there was no road blocking went directly to the hill outside the city.I answered her: "My sister said that I came from the mountains, so I will go back to the mountains."

I never saw Hanxiang again.

I wandered in the human world following the pattern of fate, saw a lot of bones, and vaguely deduced some things.One day, I suddenly felt the formula that was placed on the sachet move, and I followed the formula, and the place where the sachet was located was a bigger city, not too close to the small city of that year.

There was a smoke-burned ruin at the entrance, and I pulled it a few times, leaving a gap under the beam. Inside, there was a half-drowsy little black monkey, twelve or thirteen years old, curled up and panting underneath, and still clenched tightly. sachet.I carried the gray child out, she seemed to wake up for a moment, her almond eyes widened and stared at me with childish sternness.

I hired a maid and managed to get her out of human form.

The little monkey woke up and came to see me, but he was still a little timid at first.I asked her name, and she said after a while, "My name is Xiangui."

Hearing the name, I couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.

People have suffered catastrophe, it seems rude for me to laugh like this.After all, she was young, she lowered her head, fiddled with the sachet, and only said: "This is the name given by the immortal."

"There are no immortals in this world." I lowered my chest so that she could look at me. "Immortals are those who have already ascended. As long as they are in the lower realm, no matter how powerful they are, they are just monks."

She said: "My grandmother said..."

I said calmly: "Your grandmother and I have a relationship with each other. I don't remember that I said these two words to her."

Xian Guier finally raised her head.I straightened up and let her choose: "Do you want to take revenge? I can teach you how to cultivate. If you succeed, go and take revenge."

Straightening her back, she was silent for a while, knelt down, raised her head and asked, "Why do immortals favor me?"

I know she's made up her mind.After all, I have been a magic stick for a long time, and I am too lazy to speak properly, and my words are vague: "I have two words to be tested. From now on... your Dao name is 'Luohe'."