Network distribution writer and CV master

The next afternoon

A certain male god ran home as soon as he got off work, traveled through thousands of mountains and rivers, and went through untold hardships before finally arriving at his house.He threw the bag aside, went straight to the point, and turned on his computer.

"Are you there?" As soon as the interface of □□ was opened, someone couldn't wait to send a message.

"Yes, sir." The little writer had finished typing long ago, but still turned on the computer.As soon as the news came out, he immediately replied.Maybe it was to watch variety shows, or maybe it was just waiting for this impatient news.

"Did Bunny have dinner?"

"I ate it. I ate the braised chicken and rice downstairs."

"what about the taste?"

"It's good, and it's very close to my house, so you don't have to wait too long. By the way, Daddy, have you had dinner?"

A certain male god looked at the instant noodles in his hand, afraid that he would end the chat in order to let him eat something else quickly, so he quickly replied, "I've eaten it."

"Oh."

"???" Why didn't you ask me what I ate?This strategy is wrong. . .

"What did you eat for dinner?" Not long after, a message came.

A certain male god: [Proud face] Look, Tutu likes me so much, he must care about what I eat, how could he not ask me?

"? Big?" Xu Shi didn't receive a reply for a long time, and the little writer sent a message.

"It's takeaway. I can't cook it myself."

"Oh." I won't either, the little writer said to himself silently.

The two were relatively silent, sitting dryly at their respective computer desks.

"Then... do you want to play a game?" A certain male god took the first step and took the initiative to attack.

"Well, yes."

"Then let's start now?"

"It's ok. But, big. Again, I'm really not good at games~"

"Don't be afraid, it really doesn't matter." Anyway, I am also a handicapped gamer.

"Well, since Da Da doesn't dislike my handicap, then it doesn't matter. But Da Da, which game are you playing?" I'm so curious what games the male god likes to play~ Warcraft?League of Legends?then what?The little writer has some doubts.

"Big brother?" The little writer tilted his head slightly, and scratched his head with some doubts. The male god hasn't replied for so long, has he already gone offline?It shouldn't be. . .what happened?

"Hmm, it's okay. I'm playing JX[-], do you know?" It doesn't matter if I don't know, I just searched for it too.The operating requirements of Sword III should be lower than those of Warcraft, right?and. . .

"Jian San, I know!" The little writer of the game knows that not only the costumes of the characters are designed to be particularly good-looking, but there are often cosplays in comic exhibitions, such as the little loli of Mingjiao, and the royal sister of Wanhua, they are all very good-looking .Not only that, but the drama songs derived from Jiansan are also very famous. Small writers often see cover songs and contributions on the homepage of station B, and some of them are big.The little writer's favorite phrase "Don't dare to go deep, I'm afraid of a big dream." It comes from a story of Jiansan.

"You know? Then you have already registered?" A certain male god hesitated, maybe he already has a relationship.

"No, I just know this game. I have never registered." There is no relationship.

"Then you register one now, and I'll send you the URL." Didi, the male god sent the address.

"Okay, Da Da." The little writer quickly clicked on, ready to quickly register, and then he can play games with Da Da~ Hehe~ The more the little writer thinks about it, the happier he is, and the happier he is.

"Boss, why does it show that my account is not legal?" Suddenly, a prompt popped up on the page.No matter how you type it, the little writer has no choice but to ask the male god Da Da for help.

"? Send me the screenshot."

"Well, you have to register first. You can't directly enter your name and password."

"...I know I was wrong." Da Da is so amazing!It's easy to see where the problem is.

"Well, be good, if you make a mistake, correct it, good boy~ [Touch]"

"Daddy, are you... teasing me?"

"No~ I was told that young people nowadays like this. What's the matter, isn't it?" "Then... what?"

"No, no, that's right." The little writer waved his hands again and again, the male god probably doesn't know what memoda means. . .Well, that's right, don't think too much, student Tutu, the male god probably just wants to learn the language of the Internet.

"Well, good. Let's apply for love now." That's right, it's so natural, it's so natural.

A certain author: Excuse me, just interrupt.That, male god, you are like this. . .Is it too obvious?You will scare the little rabbit away like this!

A certain male god: Is there any? 【thinking】

"? Do you want to make love with me?" The little writer couldn't believe it, and opened his little mouth unconsciously.

"What's the matter? I heard that this game has higher points for missions and a higher success rate." Anyway, I heard that if he finds something wrong at the time, it doesn't matter if there are not many points.As long as the responsibility lies on the old Wang, there is indeed a Lao Wang next door anyway.

"But big..."

"? What's the matter? Can't you?" He probably didn't want to make love with me.then what should we do?

"No... When I applied just now, the information I filled in was male. I didn't know that you wanted to have a relationship with me."

Too bad, the little writer thought, the male god should not need himself in this way. . .Oh~ But Tutu really wants to play games with the male god Da Da!Woohoo, sad. . .

"It's okay, mine is a female number." It's not impossible to apply for one now.

"!!!" The little writer was a little shocked.

"What's the matter, you look down on me as a personal demon?"

"No, no, absolutely not! I'm just too happy. This way I can play games with Da Da~"

"By the way, Da Dao. Which gang did you choose? I have to choose the same one as you." The male god should choose Ba Dao, holding a handsome big sword, fierce appearance, and possesses flexibility. Changeable and highly adaptable attack capabilities.

"Gang gang."

"..." The male god wants to beg for food with me?

"Are you ready?" The male god sent a message.

"Okay, okay." The little writer replied quickly, afraid that the male god would be in a hurry.

"Okay, now you go to Longshoushan Market to pick up the quest, click on that, the little loli NPC next to Jiang Fangwen, let's do the quest together."

"Okay, is it the task of [Drunk in the Smoke and Rain]?"

"That's right." The forum said that this mission is easy.

Then the little writer ran around the entire map following behind the male god.Although I don't understand why the male god always walks around and stops from time to time, but the male god keeps talking to me, so I am very happy!

After many repeated inquiries and many times of running the map, the male god finally took Tutu to complete the task.He secretly wiped off his cold sweat, almost revealing himself. . . "Go and accept the quest item, Bunny."

The little writer ran forward and clicked on the NPC's head. After the plot was over, the task reward finally appeared.It's a red hijab. . .What do you want a red hijab for? . . ?

"What is it?" A certain male god pretended that he didn't know anything.

"A red hijab. Daddy, have you been deceived by someone? Some people will indeed post false news on the forum to deceive others."

"Probably not?" No, no one lied to me.

"Daddy, you are too simple. People nowadays are super bad. You have to be careful in the future."

"Hmm." I'm so bad, I actually deceive others' sympathy like this.However, it shouldn't matter for the rabbit, right?

"Big Daddy, do you want to continue doing the mission tonight?"

"What's the matter, do you have anything else to do?"

"No, no, no," the little writer anxiously waved his hands in front of the computer, but forgot the fact that the other party couldn't see it at all, "I'm just afraid that you have something to do. If I delay you, it will be bad."

"I have nothing to do recently. Since you are fine, let's go to the second mission now."

"Ah."

small theater:

A certain author: "I heard that you play a female number?"

A certain male god: "Where did you hear that? Nothing."

A certain author: [Suspicious eyes] Staring at someone, "Really?"

A certain male god: [face does not change color]

A certain author: Suppress the doubt in my heart, "Alright then."

Little writer: "Daddy, I'm so bad at playing games, don't you really dislike me?" [Little fingers circling]

A certain male god: "Really, I don't dislike it. I'm also not very good at playing."

The little writer glanced at him complainingly, and complained, "Don't comfort me anymore. You obviously played well!"

A certain male god: [excuseme] Am I playing well?There are so many routines these days, no one will believe the truth anymore!

Little writer: "By the way, the male god, are you really playing the female role?"

A certain male god smiled and said, "You don't believe me? Or, do you want to check?"

The little writer opened his eyes wide, and looked at his male god innocently and suspiciously, "How to check?"

A certain male god looked at him, smiled again, and did not continue speaking.

Everyone: [Can't bear to look directly] "My silly bunny~"

Little Writer: [Crazy] "It's impossible for my male god to be so filthy, please don't think about it, okay! You must have shown me the account information, or something. It won't be like that!"

Everyone: "What does it look like?"

The little writer [face flushed] "It's...it's...it's what you think it is!"

Everyone: [Suddenly realizes] "Oh~" Is it like this? [laugh teasingly]

A certain male god: "Tutu is right! [Heartbroken] Look, you people! What are you thinking about all day! Am I the kind of person who drives casually?"

A certain author: "I won't talk, just watch you pretend."

The author has something to say:

Is it early tonight~