The story of Wu Sanjing

The patriarch of Wusanjing has been very depressed recently.

As an emerging goblin family, although the qualifications of Wusanjing are not as good as those of Xinhua Dictionary and English-Chinese Dictionary, their status in the Chinese language circle is not low. After all, the number of newly awakened Wusanjing is stable every year, and even directly Force some old-fashioned big elves.

What the patriarch is upset about is that there is a new Wusanjing with number 250 in the clan.You must know that all of them are masters of learning and masters of science. They know astronomy and geography, and they are good at foreign languages ​​and mathematics. There are almost no questions they can't do, and there is nothing they don't know.But this new five-three spirit is very depressing. This guy is not professional enough, but he still has a little story about love and love with Yingying and Yanyan in his head.

Although the patriarch is a kind-hearted elf, he would not let the 250 that shed the same blood as him be ignored, but if such an elf is released, it will lose the face of the five-three elves, so the patriarch decided to treat this wild five-three elves coldly. , not giving him a chance to awaken.

Mentioning this awakening also happens to explain why the five-three spirits can flourish.The spirits these days are not as easy to mess with as the previous spirits, especially the small family spirits like the Wusanjing. Naturally, they are not as easy to become spirits as various animals, flowers and plants.Because there is a necessary and sufficient condition for becoming a master, that is, to get a word of love from the master you serve, it doesn't matter if you are not sincere.

Just like the streets are full of people shouting that I love learning, how many people really like it?The conditions for becoming a master can't be too harsh, can they?This is also the secret to the awakening of many five-three spirits.Therefore, the current five-three spirits all have the same belief, that is, the national college entrance examination that paves the way for their awakening.

Even under this heavy pressure policy, there are still not many people who want to meet and say "I love you" to a "five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation", so the patriarch is very relieved after making a cold decision I went to find my master.

That's right, the patriarch is a five-three spirit with only a master, and his master has graduated from high school for seven years.

On the day when the patriarch left, his five-three spirits selected a new batch of five-three spirits from the clan and threw them into the world according to the usual practice.Unfortunately, 250 was the first of this batch to be picked.

If you want to say this, you can't blame the patriarch's subordinates. Although this 250 is full of idiots, who made him look good?The cover is smooth and smooth, and the color is much brighter than other essences.

Also relying on this appearance, 250 was brought back home before the patriarch could react.Hearing the news, the head of the patriarch furiously took leave of absence with his master, and rushed there with a new copy of Wu San Jing, wanting to take the opportunity to exchange the 250. Unexpectedly, he stepped into the door and saw the person who bought 250. She caressed his cover affectionately, as if wishing she could kiss him.

The patriarch cursed a pervert in his heart, and was so anxious that he almost couldn't maintain his invisibility.

Just in this panic, the person who was stroking 250 suddenly turned his head, his eyes fixed on the position of the patriarch, and the patriarch was so frightened that his whole body turned white.Fortunately, it didn't take long for the man to turn his head away, pick up a pen and start writing on 250's body.

The patriarch boldly leaned over and found that he had written three large characters on the title page of 250.

'Zhuang Xuran'

When the patriarch was complaining in his heart that the man was not bad, and his handwriting was so ugly, Zhuang Xuran stroked 250 again, and kissed him affectionately: "Write my name on it, and you will be mine from now on." Book, death is my dead book."

The patriarch felt desperate for a while, looking at the urination of the second stroke, I am afraid that it will be difficult for the Wusanjing clan not to lose face this time.

Sure enough, just after the patriarch left in despair, the boy with the second illness in middle school put 250 into his schoolbag, and along with 250, he also had homework that he didn't write a single word of today.

You guessed it right, Zhuang Xuran is a scumbag, and a scumbag in politics, history and geography.But he has one advantage, that is, he has a face that can be used for eating.

With this face, Zhuang Xuran not only won the school grass crown in one fell swoop, but no one cares about making small mistakes. Of course, as long as he doesn't use a knife to kill people, it is basically a small mistake.

Zhuang Xuran gets up on time to go to school after sleeping for eight hours. You must know that although he is a bit of a second child, he is also a model second child after coming to this school. Nothing wrong with that.

The school girl who is fine is still listening to the class very seriously today. Although he can't understand anything, this does not prevent him from having a heart yearning for learning. The girls in the class are all staring at him, but Zhuang Xuran doesn't care at all. Moved, it looks like a monk with an ascetic heart.

It's a pity that Zhuang Xuran wasn't handsome enough to make even a straight man obsessed with him, so he was approached by the school bully who had a crush on Ban Hua right after class.

The school bully is worthy of being a school bully. He stuck a knife in Zhuang Xuran's desk as soon as he came up. Even though he sharpened pencils, he was very arrogant.

"Stay away from Xiaoyan from now on, do you hear me?"

"Okay."

"The seat is also changed for me!"

"Row."

The school bully was a little shocked. He didn't expect this tall and powerful person to be so cowardly in doing things. This made him feel very unfulfilling in finding things. The school bully thought about it and stared at Zhuang Xuran for a long time: "And your hair, shave it off!"

Zhuang Xuran finally looked up at the school bully, then pulled out the knife on the table, and stabbed the school bully without saying hello.

As we have said before, Zhuang Xuran is a second-year middle school student, and he is also a master who wants to die when he is a second-year student. He has money in his family and grew up abroad. He was thrown back to China by his father to participate in the socialist education reform.

Zhuang Xuran lived a very peaceful life for two months. In fact, he didn't want to find trouble, but who would let him find trouble?His Zhuang Xuran's hair was also shaved by others?

Zhuang Xuran went down with a knife and broke the school bully's skin. He threw the knife away and fought the school bully with his bare hands. Zhuang Xuran had learned how to capture, and the school bully turned into a school party after two blows. Zhuang Xuran clapped his hands in satisfaction, and went down In a second, he was dragged down by the unwilling school bully!

Zhuang Xuran cursed 'fuck' in his heart, his feet were tightly held, and he couldn't adjust the direction of his fall. This fall just hit his temple on the corner of the table.

In an instant, Zhuang Xuran saw with his own eyes that his newly bought 'Five-Year College Entrance Exam and Three-Year Simulation' had slid from the table to the corner of the table, and then he flipped through the book and placed it under his head.Zhuang Xuran's face was firmly stuck to the book, the temperature of the book is still a little hot?

250 has been in a state of high excitement since Zhuang Xuran bought him back. Wu Sanjing's patriarch didn't know that the biggest feature of 250 is nothing else, just two words: nympho.

Zhuang Xuran has a face that has kept 250 awake all night, how could it possibly hurt him?So 250 took the risk of being discovered to protect Zhuang Xuran - that face. The 250 made it, but obviously he was also exposed.

Zhuang Xuran sat cross-legged on the bed, put 250 on his lap, ready to interrogate, 250 sneaked glances at his new owner, the cover of the book turned bright red.Oh my god, it can see that part in this posture of the master, what a shame.

Zhuang Xuran stared blankly at 250. Could it be that he is color blind? He actually bought a book that changes color?Isn't it impossible to become a master after the founding of the People's Republic of China? !

250 also noticed his gaffe, he covered his face in embarrassment, Zhuang Xuran saw the changed cover and flipped it twice by himself.

"..." He needs to recite 24 characters of values ​​to suppress his shock :)

250 is really scared at this time. Although he is a spirit who is not qualified for business, he also knows that before they awaken, humans cannot let humans discover their abnormalities. It is said that if they find out, they will be punished horribly.

250 decided to play dead.So when Zhuang Xuran finished memorizing the core values, he found that his five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation had become a dead book.Unwillingly, Zhuang Xuran spent the middle of the night interrogating, and even lay down on the book to observe carefully for a long time, but he didn't find any abnormalities.

In fact, 250 Ninja is about to die, oh my god, he has never seen such a straight-faced little brother, okay, it wants to rub its sinful pages on the little brother's face countless times! 250 held back for half a night, but finally did not hold back, and stretched out the sinful page in the bright morning.

God, my face is so slippery! 250 leaned against Zhuang Xuran's head intoxicated, rubbing, rubbing... rubbing.

The male god's eyes are so big, and the eyeballs are also very black, ah, there are a lot of red bloodshots.

250 began to play dead again.

Zhuang Xuran lifted the 250 into the air, stared fiercely at a pair of red eyes, and said, "I know you've become a genius, talk! If you don't talk, I'll kill you!"

250 was even more shocked than the school bully, he couldn't believe that someone would treat his savior like this!He pretended to be dead.

Zhuang Xuran grinned grimly, turned around and took out a lighter to light it.

250 screamed, and quickly rolled himself into a tube and wrapped it around Zhuang Xuran's arm.But I was thinking in my heart: Oh, what should I do, he is so handsome, even with a sinister smile.

"Are you finally willing to speak?" Zhuang Xuran took off 250 with a cold expression.

250 struggled to roll the pages of his book, and the color began to turn red again.

"say!"

"Actually, I don't want to talk about it. Although you are handsome, you really have a lot of eyeballs in the corners of your eyes."

At this moment, Zhuang Zhonger wanted to tear up the book in front of him.

Fortunately, Zhuang Zhonger is a calm second-year student. In the end, he calmly stuffed 250 into his schoolbag and prepared to go to class on time.His own father froze all his cards, saying that he could only unfreeze them if he passed [-] points in the college entrance examination.Zhuang Xuran is not stupid, this guy in his bag has become an excellent tutoring book for the college entrance examination, as long as he handles this stupid goblin well, let alone [-] points, he might be able to win the first prize!

Thinking in this way, Zhuang Xuran went to the school arrogantly, obviously, he didn't know what kind of broad road was paved in front of him.

The author has something to say:

Zhuang Zhonger will one day understand what kind of dry road this is :)